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(Florida Today)   God makes himself known -- on a Goldfish cracker   ( divider line
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2013-04-04 09:55:17 AM  
4 votes:
God...#2 phillips screw backing out of the cracker mold....nary a difference.
2013-04-04 10:37:00 AM  
2 votes:
Doesn't a goldfish cracker already look like a religious symbol?
2013-04-04 10:19:00 AM  
2 votes:
Patti Burke claims cracker is a sign from God

Patti Burke admits that the cracker she's holding in her hands has more sense than she does.
2013-04-04 05:17:40 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know, therefore god.
2013-04-04 12:55:43 PM  
1 vote:

ExpressPork: I think Christianity may be the only religion which has some followers that believe their god actually would send them signs on grilled cheese sandwiches etc.  I'm NOT saying all Christians are like this and I mean no offense.  It's just something that seems unique to Christianity.   I'm pretty sure 90% of Christians would probably agree with me that this lady is a nut.  I'm just saying that I'venever heard about a jew finding Moses on their kishka or something.

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2013-04-04 10:54:16 AM  
1 vote:
"The reason the fish became a symbol is unknown,"

It's a vagina.  The yoni is an ancient symbol.
2013-04-04 10:40:30 AM  
1 vote:
Religion is for the *weak* minded.
2013-04-04 10:38:48 AM  
1 vote:
"I believe that it's a sign, a sign from God, that ... he is still in our life every day and he wants to show that to his people," Burke said of the baked cheddar cracker.


Apparently Pat Robertson is wrong, not everyone is too educated for miracles.
2013-04-04 10:37:13 AM  
1 vote:
Is it a requirement to be insane or braindead to be a Christian these days or is it just strongly recommended?
2013-04-04 10:36:58 AM  
1 vote:
I think the bigger question here is why anyone looks at their goldfish before eating it?  The whole idea of the damn snack is to shove a fistful at a time right in your pie hole.
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