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(Nature World News)   Top men discover that Greenland ice melted due to warm air. Top. Men   (natureworldnews.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Greenland Ice Sheet, warm air, Greenland, low cloud, Engineering Center, snow removal, University of Wisconsin, Department of Atmospheric  
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2013-04-04 10:12:19 AM  
It was warmer in Greenland than in Washington DC this morning.

Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees (new record low)
Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees
 
2013-04-04 10:19:49 AM  

Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees


Proof global warming is a lie.

Walker: Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees


I bet some idiot will hold this out as proof that global warming is real.
 
2013-04-04 10:24:14 AM  

vygramul: Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees

Proof global warming is a lie.


My aunt actually said this regarding the cold March we had in Western PA.
 
2013-04-04 11:09:18 AM  

vygramul: Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees

Proof global warming is a lie.

Walker: Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

I bet some idiot will hold this out as proof that global warming is real.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-04 11:26:36 AM  
Global warming gave me pinkeye.

It's an asshole.
 
2013-04-04 11:53:39 AM  

Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees (new record low)
Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees



You may not want to use the minus sign for the puposes of a colon when reporting temperatures.   I read that as minus 22  and minus 50 degrees.
 
2013-04-04 12:02:39 PM  

SpdrJay: Global warming gave me pinkeye.

It's an asshole.



Well, stop looking in assholes then and you wouldn't get pink eye. Or farted on for that matter.
 
2013-04-04 12:22:43 PM  
Top Men? So they're "Pitchers"?
 
2013-04-04 12:30:24 PM  
Bottom men are too busy fussing with their hair and biatching to discover much of anything.
 
2013-04-04 12:34:58 PM  

Walker: It was warmer in Greenland than in Washington DC this morning.

Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees (new record low)
Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees


Yeah but that's like 50 degrees Celsius, right?

/Murican
 
2013-04-04 12:39:05 PM  
i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-04 12:42:55 PM  

StrikitRich: Walker: It was warmer in Greenland than in Washington DC this morning.

Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees (new record low)
Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

Yeah but that's like 50 degrees Celsius, right?

/Murican


They both meet and have drinks and nice time at -40

Degrees F = 1.8 * degrees C + 32
If degrees F = degrees C = x, then:
x = 1.8x +32
Subtract x from each side:
0 = 0.8x + 32
Subtract 32 from each side:
-32 = 0.8x
Divide both sides by 0.8:
-40 = x
Thus, -40 is the point where degrees F equals degrees C.
 
2013-04-04 12:46:17 PM  
Curved. Swords.
 
2013-04-04 12:57:19 PM  

vygramul: Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees

Proof global warming is a lie.

Walker: Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

I bet some idiot will hold this out as proof that global warming is real.


Here is, potentially, a prime example of Poe's Law.  I've actually seen a couple of people on this website do essentially this in a thread.  Two that I can think of managed to do it in a single post.

Your user name doesn't jump out at me as someone unable to use logic and rational thought, so I'm going with Poe's Law.
 
2013-04-04 01:01:11 PM  
If this icemelt happens once every 150 years and this is that once, meh.

If it repeats more frequently in coming decades, then not-meh.
 
2013-04-04 01:02:00 PM  

vygramul: Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees

Proof global warming is a lie.

Walker: Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

I bet some idiot will hold this out as proof that global warming is real.


Not global.
 
2013-04-04 01:31:18 PM  

CommiePuddin: vygramul: Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees

Proof global warming is a lie.

Walker: Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

I bet some idiot will hold this out as proof that global warming is real.

Not global.


thegraphblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-04 01:41:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

What a Friday night in Greenland might look like.
 
2013-04-04 01:54:38 PM  
So soon Greenland will be as green as it was 1000 years ago.
 
2013-04-04 02:07:41 PM  
Why was Top Gear involved in this again?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-04-04 02:09:40 PM  

vygramul: Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees

Proof global warming is a lie.

Walker: Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

I bet some idiot will hold this out as proof that global warming is real.


Comedy gold.
 
2013-04-04 02:17:49 PM  

indarwinsshadow: StrikitRich: Walker: It was warmer in Greenland than in Washington DC this morning.

Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees (new record low)
Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

Yeah but that's like 50 degrees Celsius, right?

/Murican

They both meet and have drinks and nice time at -40

Degrees F = 1.8 * degrees C + 32
If degrees F = degrees C = x, then:
x = 1.8x +32
Subtract x from each side:
0 = 0.8x + 32
Subtract 32 from each side:
-32 = 0.8x
Divide both sides by 0.8:
-40 = x
Thus, -40 is the point where degrees F equals degrees C.


You know I was kidding, right?
 
2013-04-04 03:00:10 PM  
 
2013-04-04 03:11:39 PM  

Zafler: vygramul: Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees

Proof global warming is a lie.

Walker: Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

I bet some idiot will hold this out as proof that global warming is real.

Here is, potentially, a prime example of Poe's Law.  I've actually seen a couple of people on this website do essentially this in a thread.  Two that I can think of managed to do it in a single post.

Your user name doesn't jump out at me as someone unable to use logic and rational thought, so I'm going with Poe's Law.


Poe's Law indeed.
 
2013-04-04 03:47:51 PM  
So these men only twirl and are only really useful in one boss fight?

What do the bubble men and spring men think?
 
2013-04-04 03:48:28 PM  
www.postmodernbarney.com

What top men might look like
 
2013-04-04 04:28:58 PM  
I thought the record melt was due to a faulty algorithm for melt extent.

http://nsidc.org/greenland-today/2013/03/an-early-spring-calibration -f or-melt-detection/

nsidc.org
Before..................................After
 
2013-04-04 06:17:25 PM  

vygramul: Walker: Washington Dulles Airport - 22 degrees

Proof global warming is a lie.

Walker: Godthab, Greenland - 50 degrees

I bet some idiot will hold this out as proof that global warming is real.


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=counter+example
 
2013-04-05 07:13:19 AM  

jigger: I thought the record melt was due to a faulty algorithm for melt extent.

http://nsidc.org/greenland-today/2013/03/an-early-spring-calibration -f or-melt-detection/


Before..................................After


You should probably read both the link and your link.

Your link is correcting for fresh snowfall melt. The link is talking about the actual ice sheet melt which was not affected by this problem.
 
2013-04-05 12:12:59 PM  
This just in, greenies lie to fear monger and feed their superiority complexes.  Captain obvious tag miss in agreement.
 
2013-04-06 08:28:53 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: This just in, greenies lie to fear monger and feed their superiority complexes.  Captain obvious tag miss in agreement.


You should probably try actually reading the articles.
 
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