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(WTAE)   Trooper directing traffic at DUI stop is hit by large truck, flies through the air, lands, gets up, and oh, she mad   (wtae.com) divider line 58
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2013-04-04 09:50:09 AM  
dashboard cams should be required
 
2013-04-04 09:50:34 AM  
Trucker hits the big boy in the Shoney's parking lot, flies through the air takes out the bank clock.
 
2013-04-04 09:52:13 AM  
Was it her???
25.media.tumblr.com

"Aw hell naw you din'nt just hit me with your truck!!!!"
 
2013-04-04 09:52:20 AM  
SuperCop
 
2013-04-04 09:53:27 AM  
But did she catch it?
 
2013-04-04 09:56:05 AM  
What kind of DUI stop is such a big deal they need to call in backup to direct traffic around? What happened to "step over here and walk this line"?
 
2013-04-04 09:57:11 AM  
I submitted this with a funnier headline.

When the force hits you, you gotta go full Jedi
 
2013-04-04 09:57:52 AM  
Color me suprised when this is what happens to someone standing in the road looking for drunk drivers.
 
2013-04-04 09:58:37 AM  
Welcome to PA. Our women are more man than your men.
 
2013-04-04 10:01:25 AM  
Maybe standing in the road in the middle of the night isnt such a great idea?
 
2013-04-04 10:03:14 AM  

LoneVVolf: What kind of DUI stop is such a big deal they need to call in backup to direct traffic around? What happened to "step over here and walk this line"?


Seems you missed the two different times they said it was an accident.
 
2013-04-04 10:03:24 AM  
i90.photobucket.com

TROOPER SCOOPER
 
2013-04-04 10:03:46 AM  
"Your move creep."

Darn it I wanted to post a pic of robocop, but it won't let me! What is the deal with this! I have tried so many times to do this and it never works!!
 
2013-04-04 10:03:48 AM  

LoneVVolf: What kind of DUI stop is such a big deal they need to call in backup to direct traffic around? What happened to "step over here and walk this line"?


There was an accident and they were testing to see if the drivers were drunk.  So the answer to your question is no kind of DUI stop is such a big deal that they need to call in backup to direct traffic around.
 
2013-04-04 10:05:25 AM  
Bentleyville.  Hmm.. I think there's a King's restaurant there, and not much else.
 
2013-04-04 10:07:12 AM  
There's a T-1000 joke here somewhere...
 
2013-04-04 10:08:07 AM  

payattention: "Your move creep."

Darn it I wanted to post a pic of robocop, but it won't let me! What is the deal with this! I have tried so many times to do this and it never works!!


www.blastr.com
 
2013-04-04 10:09:17 AM  
Ta-da
 
2013-04-04 10:12:12 AM  
It doesn't mention if she caught it.
 
2013-04-04 10:12:57 AM  
Well, did she catch him or what?

www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-04-04 10:14:41 AM  
WONDER WOMAN!!!!!
 
2013-04-04 10:15:19 AM  
She trained with this guy:

www.1999.co.jp
 
2013-04-04 10:18:36 AM  

jfivealive: payattention: "Your move creep."

Darn it I wanted to post a pic of robocop, but it won't let me! What is the deal with this! I have tried so many times to do this and it never works!!

[www.blastr.com image 550x370]


He's married I guess.
 
2013-04-04 10:19:01 AM  
Holy bat stroke
 
2013-04-04 10:23:55 AM  
Next time payday comes around,
Belle Vernon, short twenty bucks was found,
"What for?" asked she and came the reply,
You were docked for the time you were up in the sky.

Drive ye Troupers Drive.
 
2013-04-04 10:26:02 AM  

doglover: Welcome to PA. Our women are more man than your men.


There is a gay joke to be had here.

/got nothing
 
2013-04-04 10:26:15 AM  
Sounds like a 'Yo mama's so big that...' joke.
 
2013-04-04 10:28:52 AM  

probesport: Trucker hits the big boy in the Shoney's parking lot, flies through the air takes out the bank clock.


Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all, swears a giant alien has landed at the mall.
 
2013-04-04 10:29:43 AM  
As long as her generous pension wasn't injured, she'll be ok.
 
2013-04-04 10:29:49 AM  
CSB:

When my aunt was a young lass she got hit by a truck crossing the street by her house. Flew through the air, and got up and shook it off.

Truck driver apologized profusely and went into shock. They took him inside and had him lie down on the sofa. That's about when the ambulance arrives, asking if he's the one who got hit by the truck. My aunt jumps up behind them waving her arms, "I'm right here!".

So yeah, they ended up taking the truck driver away in the ambulance.
 
2013-04-04 10:30:08 AM  
Send her to Detroit ffs! WE NEED HER.
 
2013-04-04 10:31:38 AM  

LoneVVolf: What kind of DUI stop is such a big deal they need to call in backup to direct traffic around? What happened to "step over here and walk this line"?


The kind that violates your right to illegal search, where they direct all traffic through one lane, make you roll down your window and peer into your car...delaying everyone in the process.
 
2013-04-04 10:36:42 AM  

H31N0US: LoneVVolf: What kind of DUI stop is such a big deal they need to call in backup to direct traffic around? What happened to "step over here and walk this line"?

The kind that violates your right to illegal search, where they direct all traffic through one lane, make you roll down your window and peer into your car...delaying everyone in the process.


How is that GED in law working for you?
 
2013-04-04 10:40:40 AM  
You all think she's some kind of supercop until you see the suspect:

www.automopedia.org
 
2013-04-04 10:45:23 AM  
That trooper wears underwear with dickholes in them.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-04 10:46:46 AM  
TonyDanza:Seems you missed the two different times they said it was an accident.

Subby also missed the two different times they said it was an accident, apparently.
 
2013-04-04 10:50:15 AM  
stilllooksfake.files.wordpress.com

/It has begun...
 
2013-04-04 10:57:49 AM  
She-Hulk
or
Unbreakable.
 
2013-04-04 11:29:03 AM  
Brings new meaning to the term "I'd hit that!"
 
2013-04-04 11:31:14 AM  

NeoBad: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

When the force hits you, you gotta go full Jedi


So says you

Maybe you should have gone with something along the lines of Capt Kirk seen pleasuring himself in the back of a squad car.
Would have been just as geeky lame, but it would have had a chance of being funnier
 
2013-04-04 11:31:35 AM  
static.giantbomb.com

JULIUS LITTLE:That sounded like one hell of an explosion. You okay?
MAIN CHARACTER:[pause] I got run over by a motherfarkin truck. What you think?
JULIUS LITTLE:Oh, don't be a biatch.
 
2013-04-04 11:36:12 AM  
"This is my 18th year in law enforcement. I've never seen a police officer get struck by a car and get back up," said Southwest Regional Police Sgt. Joseph Pocsatko.


No kidding, I had a friend from high school get killed while directing traffic at an accident 10+ years ago.
 
2013-04-04 11:39:14 AM  
"This is my 18th year in law enforcement. I've never seen a police officer get struck by a car and get back up "

That's because most of you are too fat to get up in the first place.

Get skinny like me and you can survive being hit by a vehicle.
 
2013-04-04 12:04:10 PM  
A pissed off woman with a gun. Everybody hide!
 
2013-04-04 12:12:49 PM  

stuffy: A pissed off woman with a gun. Everybody hide!


I knew a cop who had a sign in her office that said "Yes, I have PMS and a gun.  Any questions?"
 
2013-04-04 12:51:11 PM  

ChipNASA: Was it her???


"Aw hell naw you din'nt just hit me with your truck!!!!"


She looks like Shirley Hemphill
 
2013-04-04 01:31:25 PM  
Think a happy thought!

/Wendy I can fly (thud)
 
2013-04-04 01:53:59 PM  

megarian: Send her to Detroit ffs! WE NEED HER.

We

need her? Or you need her?
 
2013-04-04 02:10:14 PM  

cwolf20: SuperCop


The cop that won't stop!
 
2013-04-04 02:33:12 PM  

NeoBad: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

When the force hits you, you gotta go full Jedi


What was your headline?
 
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