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2013-04-04 10:03:25 AM
Them and magnets
 
2013-04-04 10:03:45 AM
Destroy a mirror?
 
2013-04-04 10:03:54 AM
Make me a sammich?
 
2013-04-04 10:04:09 AM
Great, now I'm addicted to lasers.
 
2013-04-04 10:04:35 AM
Shoot down North Korean missiles??
 
2013-04-04 10:05:33 AM
Clean that ring off my toilet bowl or take soap scum off the bathroom tile??
 
2013-04-04 10:06:39 AM
Make Eliza Dushku want to sleep with me?
 
2013-04-04 10:07:27 AM
A "cocaine and lasers" weekend sounds like either a really good time or a terrible idea. Or both. Probably both.
 
2013-04-04 10:08:54 AM
i1.sndcdn.com
 
2013-04-04 10:11:20 AM
be attatched to a shark
 
2013-04-04 10:12:43 AM
Get me a beer.
 
2013-04-04 10:18:04 AM
Stop Christians from annoyingly preaching about fire and brimstone in locations that cause you to be a captive audience member. (for example: subway car)
 
2013-04-04 10:20:21 AM
Bring a dead hooker back to life.
 
2013-04-04 10:23:45 AM
Fill this empty hole in my soul.

/But they can create one in my chest.
 
2013-04-04 10:23:49 AM

Crewmannumber6: Them and magnets


www.instructables.com
 
2013-04-04 10:24:05 AM

Whatthefark: Make Eliza Dushku want to sleep with me?


Have you ever tried showing her your laser?
 
2013-04-04 10:25:24 AM
Why would you want to quit cocaine?

Oh. OH... Yeah, okay but who the fark can afford a laser addiction?
 
2013-04-04 10:25:37 AM

Whatthefark: Make Eliza Dushku want to sleep with me?


if you could figure out what part of her brain to shine it on, it probably could.
 
2013-04-04 10:31:38 AM
gucciwolf.com
 
2013-04-04 10:31:47 AM
s3.hubimg.com

Grow hair, apparently.
 
2013-04-04 10:32:51 AM
Clean out my sex doll?
 
2013-04-04 10:35:08 AM
I could insert something here so impossibly sad that lasers and magnets wouldn't cure that you all will need a Prozac and will go look out a window the rest of the day,

Instead, continue with the light show.
 
2013-04-04 10:37:21 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Clean out my sex doll?


farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-04 10:38:30 AM
How is a lobotomy "cool" exactly?
 
2013-04-04 10:39:45 AM

Arkanaut: Whatthefark: Make Eliza Dushku want to sleep with me?

Have you ever tried showing her your laser?


Yes, and she told me if I kept sending pictures of my "laser" she would get a restraining order against me.

Hollie Maea: Whatthefark: Make Eliza Dushku want to sleep with me?

if you could figure out what part of her brain to shine it on, it probably could.


How about the Man-doer Oblongota region.
 
2013-04-04 10:41:04 AM

CipollinaFan: Destroy a mirror?


i.imgur.com

Confirms and endorses this message
 
2013-04-04 10:59:14 AM

ChipNASA: Make me a sammich?


Now you OWE me a sammich, 'cause I spit mine out onto the keyboard when I read that.

/Fat.
 
2013-04-04 11:23:01 AM
Not properly signal police helicopters that you saw the guy they were looking for run down the street next to your house?
 
2013-04-04 11:33:12 AM
They can't unblind you.

... yet.
 
2013-04-04 11:50:15 AM
They can't make Scarlett Johannsen my sex slave.
 
2013-04-04 11:59:51 AM
"Scientists showed they could erase a rat's cocaine habit by shining a laser light on its brain." Well, yeah, if it's a 10 megawatt laser, sure.
 
2013-04-04 12:03:41 PM
Make popcorn? Check

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.oocities.org
 
2013-04-04 12:33:10 PM
This sure sounds to me like a lobotomy, albeit less invasive.
 
2013-04-04 12:53:53 PM
This has got to be a conspiracy theorists wet dream.  Something that the government could implant in your brain thereby allowing control of your habits.

You would literally need to wear a tin foil hat to protect yourself!
 
2013-04-04 02:49:39 PM
They can't love you back apparently...

/cries pathetically
 
2013-04-04 02:51:18 PM

CipollinaFan: Destroy a mirror?


that's a good point actually. I wonder what it would take to use a mirror on one of those weaponized lasers the Navy was looking at?
 
2013-04-04 03:56:02 PM
This is cool and all, but I want them to devise a way that you can DO cocaine via laser.
 
2013-04-04 05:14:47 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-04 11:00:53 PM
White light goin' messin' up my mind......or perhaps the exact opposite.
 
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