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(The Atlantic)   America's "hookup culture" isn't a problem, and the reason people aren't having as much promiscuous sex they'd like is because rejection is a big part of romance, especially when you're ugly   (theatlantic.com) divider line 283
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2013-04-04 03:16:05 PM

Killer Cars: ms_lara_croft: Then there is the fact that "nice guys" and jerks are the same thing.

Yeah, I'd be wary of any dude who would gladly self-identify as a "nice guy". There's plenty of honest-to-goodness nice guys out in the world, but they come in all different shapes, sizes and styles. Then you have the "nice" guys, where "nice" is really code for "attempts to use emotional manipulation to get what they want" and their idea of "nice" is not based in altruism or generosity whatsoever.


Bad boys are sharks, nice guys are anglerfish.  Just different predatory strategies.
 
2013-04-04 03:18:03 PM

elchupacabra: Qellaqan: I have another awesome guy friend who like lives in the friend zone happily. He makes it readily known that he thinks all his lady friends are smoking hot, and yes, he *would* be interested in any of them should they look his way. He is an absolute doormat, but with humor. But it's so honest and refreshing! He doesn't ever resent the rejection, it's more a, "well, I'll be here if you want anything... bow chicka wow wow..." attitude. He's my best guy friend. It sounds somewhat desperate, but it really comes off as endearing and honest. He does occasionally have success as well. Some girls think he's creepy, I guess it is a little unusual. He went to an almost all male engineering school, so maybe that has something to do with it...

Awesome when it works!


Yea, I have to proffer stories of my friends successes. I mostly scowled at boys til I liked one well enough. Then I awkwardly threw myself towards that path with some vodka. This is the stuff of marriages. All my examples are dude friends cuz my lady friends range from ridiculously unsuccessful lesbian to ridiculously unsuccessful widowed single mother. Those are both kind of bummers, though maybe one more than the other?
 
2013-04-04 03:19:47 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: hitlersbrain: Remember (it's one of the hardest things for guys to get thru their heads and causes the most anguish) girls like sex about 1/1000th as much as you and it's not very important to them.

This guy is lying to you to try to get you off the playing field.

Most women would rather have a good stiff one in them than be doing anything else. They just want that good stiff one to be attached to someone they like, and they want it to stay stiff until they're finished.


I would add to this that women in that 18-24 demographic are highly invested in the opinions of their peers and in Homeland we are obsessed with sluts and shame and like and such as. So while many young women are craving caulk, even casual, recreational caulk, far fewer are willing to let their peers know about it lest they be labeled "whoooores."
 
2013-04-04 03:20:49 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Killer Cars: ms_lara_croft: Then there is the fact that "nice guys" and jerks are the same thing.

Yeah, I'd be wary of any dude who would gladly self-identify as a "nice guy". There's plenty of honest-to-goodness nice guys out in the world, but they come in all different shapes, sizes and styles. Then you have the "nice" guys, where "nice" is really code for "attempts to use emotional manipulation to get what they want" and their idea of "nice" is not based in altruism or generosity whatsoever.

Bad boys are sharks, nice guys are anglerfish.  Just different predatory strategies.


This implies way more knowledge of fish hunting habits than I possess. In my feeble fish-keeping experiences, my sharks killed themselves by running into aquarium furniture. Am I close? Bludgeoning themselves to death against their chosen items of obsession/ladies?
 
2013-04-04 03:21:27 PM

Qellaqan: elchupacabra: Qellaqan: I have another awesome guy friend who like lives in the friend zone happily. He makes it readily known that he thinks all his lady friends are smoking hot, and yes, he *would* be interested in any of them should they look his way. He is an absolute doormat, but with humor. But it's so honest and refreshing! He doesn't ever resent the rejection, it's more a, "well, I'll be here if you want anything... bow chicka wow wow..." attitude. He's my best guy friend. It sounds somewhat desperate, but it really comes off as endearing and honest. He does occasionally have success as well. Some girls think he's creepy, I guess it is a little unusual. He went to an almost all male engineering school, so maybe that has something to do with it...

Awesome when it works!

Yea, I have to proffer stories of my friends successes. I mostly scowled at boys til I liked one well enough. Then I awkwardly threw myself towards that path with some vodka. This is the stuff of marriages. All my examples are dude friends cuz my lady friends range from ridiculously unsuccessful lesbian to ridiculously unsuccessful widowed single mother. Those are both kind of bummers, though maybe one more than the other?


How does one fail at being lesbian?  Besides accidentally a penis or two....
 
2013-04-04 03:22:43 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: hitlersbrain: Remember (it's one of the hardest things for guys to get thru their heads and causes the most anguish) girls like sex about 1/1000th as much as you and it's not very important to them.

This guy is lying to you to try to get you off the playing field.

Most women would rather have a good stiff one in them than be doing anything else. They just want that good stiff one to be attached to someone they like, and they want it to stay stiff until they're finished.

I would add to this that women in that 18-24 demographic are highly invested in the opinions of their peers and in Homeland we are obsessed with sluts and shame and like and such as. So while many young women are craving caulk, even casual, recreational caulk, far fewer are willing to let their peers know about it lest they be labeled "whoooores."


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
What a woman craving caulk might look like.
 
2013-04-04 03:22:55 PM

elchupacabra: Qellaqan: elchupacabra: Qellaqan: I have another awesome guy friend who like lives in the friend zone happily. He makes it readily known that he thinks all his lady friends are smoking hot, and yes, he *would* be interested in any of them should they look his way. He is an absolute doormat, but with humor. But it's so honest and refreshing! He doesn't ever resent the rejection, it's more a, "well, I'll be here if you want anything... bow chicka wow wow..." attitude. He's my best guy friend. It sounds somewhat desperate, but it really comes off as endearing and honest. He does occasionally have success as well. Some girls think he's creepy, I guess it is a little unusual. He went to an almost all male engineering school, so maybe that has something to do with it...

Awesome when it works!

Yea, I have to proffer stories of my friends successes. I mostly scowled at boys til I liked one well enough. Then I awkwardly threw myself towards that path with some vodka. This is the stuff of marriages. All my examples are dude friends cuz my lady friends range from ridiculously unsuccessful lesbian to ridiculously unsuccessful widowed single mother. Those are both kind of bummers, though maybe one more than the other?

How does one fail at being lesbian?  Besides accidentally a penis or two....


Probably by wearing shoes that aren't sensible, e.g. 6" stilettos.
 
2013-04-04 03:23:29 PM

elchupacabra: Qellaqan: elchupacabra: Qellaqan: I have another awesome guy friend who like lives in the friend zone happily. He makes it readily known that he thinks all his lady friends are smoking hot, and yes, he *would* be interested in any of them should they look his way. He is an absolute doormat, but with humor. But it's so honest and refreshing! He doesn't ever resent the rejection, it's more a, "well, I'll be here if you want anything... bow chicka wow wow..." attitude. He's my best guy friend. It sounds somewhat desperate, but it really comes off as endearing and honest. He does occasionally have success as well. Some girls think he's creepy, I guess it is a little unusual. He went to an almost all male engineering school, so maybe that has something to do with it...

Awesome when it works!

Yea, I have to proffer stories of my friends successes. I mostly scowled at boys til I liked one well enough. Then I awkwardly threw myself towards that path with some vodka. This is the stuff of marriages. All my examples are dude friends cuz my lady friends range from ridiculously unsuccessful lesbian to ridiculously unsuccessful widowed single mother. Those are both kind of bummers, though maybe one more than the other?

How does one fail at being lesbian?  Besides accidentally a penis or two....


Living at home at 27, being too crazy for other lesbians, and simulating lesbian relationships via the sims?
 
2013-04-04 03:24:12 PM

elchupacabra: How does one fail at being lesbian? Besides accidentally a penis or two....


Lack of flannel and Subaru
 
2013-04-04 03:24:51 PM
"Jerk" is just another word for "useless" and "nice" is just another word for "useful."
 
2013-04-04 03:25:53 PM

Qellaqan: and simulating lesbian relationships via the sims


yikes

elchupacabra: How does one fail at being lesbian?


hates softball and/or roller derby
 
2013-04-04 03:26:11 PM

OgreMagi: elchupacabra: Qellaqan: elchupacabra: Qellaqan: I have another awesome guy friend who like lives in the friend zone happily. He makes it readily known that he thinks all his lady friends are smoking hot, and yes, he *would* be interested in any of them should they look his way. He is an absolute doormat, but with humor. But it's so honest and refreshing! He doesn't ever resent the rejection, it's more a, "well, I'll be here if you want anything... bow chicka wow wow..." attitude. He's my best guy friend. It sounds somewhat desperate, but it really comes off as endearing and honest. He does occasionally have success as well. Some girls think he's creepy, I guess it is a little unusual. He went to an almost all male engineering school, so maybe that has something to do with it...

Awesome when it works!

Yea, I have to proffer stories of my friends successes. I mostly scowled at boys til I liked one well enough. Then I awkwardly threw myself towards that path with some vodka. This is the stuff of marriages. All my examples are dude friends cuz my lady friends range from ridiculously unsuccessful lesbian to ridiculously unsuccessful widowed single mother. Those are both kind of bummers, though maybe one more than the other?

How does one fail at being lesbian?  Besides accidentally a penis or two....

Probably by wearing shoes that aren't sensible, e.g. 6" stilettos.


Lol. Right after she came out she started wearing all her brother's hand-me-downs, and made sure we noticed! This is the serious kind of coming out, not the kind for pussies!
 
2013-04-04 03:27:47 PM

Andrew Wiggin: Qellaqan: and simulating lesbian relationships via the sims

yikes


I guess you might be a failed anything if you simulate it via the sims.
\....failed writer >.>
\\for now!
 
2013-04-04 03:29:28 PM

Rapmaster2000: theurge14: Where did I say I was in need of that advice?

I was taking exception to your blanket statement that nice guys aren't honest.

OK, but you aren't nice so I'm not sure what you're proving.

Don't you think it's possible that women aren't being honest when they list all the reasons nice guys creep them out when it's simply a matter of attraction?  "All you care about is if she's hot" is the common refrain guys hear, wouldn't you say it's dishonest for women to say that looks don't matter to them too?

A simple experiment can be made.  Get three people, one ugly guy, one attractive guy, and one girl on her birthday. Have both guys give the girl the same birthday present.  Observe her reaction.

Yeah, they don't really mean that, just like you don't really mean it when you say intelligence is more important than looks.  Way to crack the case wide-open, Sgt. Hooker.  Congrats on catching up to the men in this thread who don't have problems with women.


Your hostility is puzzling.
 
2013-04-04 03:38:05 PM
I'm in my late 20s, and on the surface I'd consider myself a reasonably attractive guy. I'm tall and slim, I dress well, and I shave and shower every day. I've got an education, a good job, a decent car, my own place, and lots of free time. To this day I've never gotten past the first date, of which I've only ever been on a couple. It's been over five years since the last one. I am a virgin.

I tried the "nice guy" thing in highschool and early college, and switched to the brutally honest thing after that. No dice. I'm socially barren, a depressed alcoholic, and my childhood was a nightmare. I don't enjoy doing anything sober. I have nothing pleasant to talk about, and that doesn't work well for meeting new people.

I had hoped to have a kid someday, and I don't like the idea of my never having been in a relationship, but I'm realizing that I can't be bothered to care anymore. My vodka keeps me company, and I'm okay with that.
 
2013-04-04 03:45:27 PM

screwzloos: I'm in my late 20s, and on the surface I'd consider myself a reasonably attractive guy. I'm tall and slim, I dress well, and I shave and shower every day. I've got an education, a good job, a decent car, my own place, and lots of free time. To this day I've never gotten past the first date, of which I've only ever been on a couple. It's been over five years since the last one. I am a virgin.

I tried the "nice guy" thing in highschool and early college, and switched to the brutally honest thing after that. No dice. I'm socially barren, a depressed alcoholic, and my childhood was a nightmare. I don't enjoy doing anything sober. I have nothing pleasant to talk about, and that doesn't work well for meeting new people.

I had hoped to have a kid someday, and I don't like the idea of my never having been in a relationship, but I'm realizing that I can't be bothered to care anymore. My vodka keeps me company, and I'm okay with that.


Date alcoholics?
 
2013-04-04 03:49:17 PM
In all honesty though...how is one able to ever get good at it if you don't do it?

/practice!
 
2013-04-04 03:51:13 PM

elchupacabra: Date alcoholics?


The bars here are disgusting.
 
2013-04-04 03:56:53 PM

screwzloos: I'm socially barren, a depressed alcoholic, and my childhood was a nightmare. I don't enjoy doing anything sober. I have nothing pleasant to talk about, and that doesn't work well for meeting new people.


I think some rehab and a stint in therapy would do you some good.
 
2013-04-04 04:01:17 PM

screwzloos: elchupacabra: Date alcoholics?

The bars here are disgusting.


Find some miserable girl with a negative outlook like yours. I'd guess slightly overweight, with piercings and/or tattoos.
 
2013-04-04 04:09:34 PM
This thread got really depressing after I left, not that I was doing much to help it beforehand.
 
2013-04-04 04:12:10 PM

Magnanimous_J: screwzloos: I'm socially barren, a depressed alcoholic, and my childhood was a nightmare. I don't enjoy doing anything sober. I have nothing pleasant to talk about, and that doesn't work well for meeting new people.

I think some rehab and a stint in therapy would do you some good.


During college I took three years of bi-weekly professional therapy that ended with me dropping out of my classes and being placed into an inpatient program, and (unrelated) I finished 365 days of going cold turkey this past December.  I am "untreatable", and being sobersignificantly lowered my quality of life.

Thanks for the suggestion, though.
 
2013-04-04 04:15:05 PM

groppet: Back in college girls thought I was a snob because I wouldnt talk to them. In reality I was just VERY shy. After a while I got out of my shell and dated more had a few hookups and it was fun. What made me really come out of my shell was working in radio, I was almost treated like a rock star even as an intern and I didnt have to say much. The one problem with that is I was so busy whoring around I missed a few great chances with some great women.  So after I got laid off things kinda dried up and outside of radio they frown on you hooking up with coworkers in the office, what the hell! But after a some years of dating around I found a great girl. Funny thing is Ive know her for 10 years she was just too shy to tell me how she felt about me cause I always seemed "too cool" for her. That made me laugh. Only thing that stinks is she is taking care of her grandma in Nashville and wont be back until may/june. But good thing about that all the filthy texts and pics she sends.


Proof or it didn't happen

/just kidding man
 
2013-04-04 04:28:00 PM
I don't know what I should be.

Pretty sure I'm not a jerk.  I know a few jerks, and I act nothing like them.  Well, I can get pissed about a few things, but not to a degree where I could be seen as a problem.  I'm scared to call myself a nice guy, because of the image that has.  And I'm shy, to boot - it's hard to get me to open up, because I'm afraid that women will lose interest or I'll get one who wants to screw me over.  Please don't ask me about approaching someone - I'm still working on that.

Frankly, I just try not to be a dick, and I'm just hoping that at some point, someone attractive will take notice of me not being a dick and we'll link up and things will be awesome.  That would be great.
 
2013-04-04 04:31:11 PM

screwzloos: elchupacabra: Date alcoholics?

The bars here are disgusting.


find a fellow traveler through a few trips to the bars or a few drunk friends. then the two of you can stay home, get loaded, eat bad food, watch shiatty tv, fark a bunch, etc.  just don't have any kids.

/but i think you knew that no kids part already.
 
2013-04-04 04:31:58 PM
Probably the most famous example of the woman-jerk-nice guy meme is the way the Harry Potter saga turned out.
 
2013-04-04 04:35:46 PM

Killer Cars: ms_lara_croft: Then there is the fact that "nice guys" and jerks are the same thing.

Yeah, I'd be wary of any dude who would gladly self-identify as a "nice guy". There's plenty of honest-to-goodness nice guys out in the world, but they come in all different shapes, sizes and styles. Then you have the "nice" guys, where "nice" is really code for "attempts to use emotional manipulation to get what they want" and their idea of "nice" is not based in altruism or generosity whatsoever.


I thought of myself as a "nice" guy who couldn't get a girl until my early 20's. Once I realized that girls do want a nice guy, and not a frickin spineless puppydog type personality, who was "too nice", I've had some success.

Enough that I'm getting married soon!
 
2013-04-04 04:45:33 PM

res_nihil: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


holy shiat i know that guy!!!!!!

where did you find this???????/
 
2013-04-04 04:48:58 PM

UncleStumpy: I'm getting married soon!


My condolences.
 
2013-04-04 04:55:34 PM

2MS: Andrew Wiggin: 2MS: Grables'Daughter: LeroyBourne: The author should have just thrown it out and said no strings attached sex is easy, but relationships are hard, so lets just discretely bang.

But that's exactly what I got out of the article.

Hey, nice to see you around. You make things more interesting.

imho, kinda the opposite.

Well, I kinda missed you too. I've been hanging out on TFD, and it got old quick. How is TMB?


I think she is still lurking to see if the waters have settled and it is safe for her to rAWturn, i mean return.
 
2013-04-04 05:25:48 PM
Women, like men, want someone attractive. The extra stuff (personality, career, transportation, etc.) just helps you.
Want to get laid? I learned everything I know from ZZ Top.

Get a haircut, shave your face, put on deodorant, brush your teeth, buy a plain (no pattern) dress shirt, a plain pair of dress pants, some okay dress shoes, plain watch and don't stop smiling like your life depended on it. Make eye contact with the lady (keeping smiling!) and do one nod. If she smiles -- go try your luck.

Also, once you're talking with a woman watch your ticks! Do not tap your fingers, shake/bounce your leg, twirl your hair and do your best to keep eye contact (women like to be focused it)
 
2013-04-04 06:10:19 PM

OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob


Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.
 
2013-04-04 06:11:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Killer Cars: ms_lara_croft: Then there is the fact that "nice guys" and jerks are the same thing.

Yeah, I'd be wary of any dude who would gladly self-identify as a "nice guy". There's plenty of honest-to-goodness nice guys out in the world, but they come in all different shapes, sizes and styles. Then you have the "nice" guys, where "nice" is really code for "attempts to use emotional manipulation to get what they want" and their idea of "nice" is not based in altruism or generosity whatsoever.

Bad boys are sharks, nice guys are anglerfish.  Just different predatory strategies.


I liked this.
 
2013-04-04 06:14:03 PM

PJ-: elchupacabra: I had a bad phase of attracting the uber-freaks -- IQ <70

There is nothing wrong with this.  They don't get caught up on things like 'no, no not on the face!'


This was Ben Franklin's actual strategy. He sealed a treaty with France by doing this.
 
2013-04-04 06:24:44 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.


That's because you haven't come over to my place.
 
2013-04-04 06:30:22 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.


I just looked at your profile. If you've had a 2 year dry spell, that's on you sweetheart. You could probably secure a wedding proposal faster than an average chick could secure a credit card.
 
2013-04-04 06:41:46 PM

Magnanimous_J: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

I just looked at your profile. If you've had a 2 year dry spell, that's on you sweetheart. You could probably secure a wedding proposal faster than an average chick could secure a credit card.


See, there you go being a nice guy.  I think.
 
2013-04-04 06:44:04 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.


/Checks Profile
//shrugs

Must be a Detroit thing?  I'd suggest moving.  Except maybe not near screwzloos, unless you love vodak.
 
2013-04-04 07:01:52 PM

Magnanimous_J: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

I just looked at your profile. If you've had a 2 year dry spell, that's on you sweetheart. You could probably secure a wedding proposal faster than an average chick could secure a credit card.


I'm guessing that either that's not her real picture (she's really a 350lbs black guy) or she's completely bat shiat crazy.  I mean stabby on the first date crazy.

Meg, which is it?

/or she's too busy being a college student, which means she's doing college completely wrong
 
2013-04-04 07:09:35 PM

OgreMagi: Magnanimous_J: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

I just looked at your profile. If you've had a 2 year dry spell, that's on you sweetheart. You could probably secure a wedding proposal faster than an average chick could secure a credit card.

I'm guessing that either that's not her real picture (she's really a 350lbs black guy) or she's completely bat shiat crazy.  I mean stabby on the first date crazy.

Meg, which is it?

/or she's too busy being a college student, which means she's doing college completely wrong


Oh, wait.  It's the sharp knees.  She's hosed; some send her a starter cat basket so she can get started early.

/ducks
 
2013-04-04 07:47:39 PM

OgreMagi: Magnanimous_J: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

I just looked at your profile. If you've had a 2 year dry spell, that's on you sweetheart. You could probably secure a wedding proposal faster than an average chick could secure a credit card.

I'm guessing that either that's not her real picture (she's really a 350lbs black guy) or she's completely bat shiat crazy.  I mean stabby on the first date crazy.

Meg, which is it?

/or she's too busy being a college student, which means she's doing college completely wrong


I am batshiat crazy.

And 350 lbs black man.

But mostly batshiat crazy.
 
2013-04-04 07:47:53 PM

elchupacabra: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

/Checks Profile
//shrugs

Must be a Detroit thing?  I'd suggest moving.  Except maybe not near screwzloos, unless you love vodak.


I'd share my vodka with her.
 
2013-04-04 07:50:23 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: Magnanimous_J: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

I just looked at your profile. If you've had a 2 year dry spell, that's on you sweetheart. You could probably secure a wedding proposal faster than an average chick could secure a credit card.

I'm guessing that either that's not her real picture (she's really a 350lbs black guy) or she's completely bat shiat crazy.  I mean stabby on the first date crazy.

Meg, which is it?

/or she's too busy being a college student, which means she's doing college completely wrong

I am batshiat crazy.

And 350 lbs black man.

But mostly batshiat crazy.


Crazy I can deal with.  The fat black dude part, not so much.
 
2013-04-04 07:50:30 PM

elchupacabra: OgreMagi: Magnanimous_J: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

I just looked at your profile. If you've had a 2 year dry spell, that's on you sweetheart. You could probably secure a wedding proposal faster than an average chick could secure a credit card.

I'm guessing that either that's not her real picture (she's really a 350lbs black guy) or she's completely bat shiat crazy.  I mean stabby on the first date crazy.

Meg, which is it?

/or she's too busy being a college student, which means she's doing college completely wrong

Oh, wait.  It's the sharp knees.  She's hosed; some send her a starter cat basket so she can get started early.

/ducks


Look, I've been trying to get the goddamn cat started for hours but after I put in the oil/gas mixture and pulled the cord, it just got mad and died.

(The two year thing was mostly because I move a lot and I'm completely socially stupid.)
 
2013-04-04 07:52:07 PM

megarian: I'm completely socially stupid.


Welcome to my world.
 
2013-04-04 07:52:16 PM
I gotta blame a lot of the John Hughes/Brat Pack movies for this; in the end, the "Duckie" character seems to have a chance at *something*. It seems a motif that was played upon is the girl ends up seeing the value in the not-as-flashy-but-more-genuine guy in the end.

I mean, most girls LIKE Ross, but want to fark Joey (or possible, Chandler)
 
2013-04-04 07:54:20 PM

screwzloos: elchupacabra: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

/Checks Profile
//shrugs

Must be a Detroit thing?  I'd suggest moving.  Except maybe not near screwzloos, unless you love vodak.

I'd share my vodka with her.


If by vodka you mean whiskey, I'm in.
 
2013-04-04 07:55:50 PM

OgreMagi: Magnanimous_J: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

I just looked at your profile. If you've had a 2 year dry spell, that's on you sweetheart. You could probably secure a wedding proposal faster than an average chick could secure a credit card.

I'm guessing that either that's not her real picture (she's really a 350lbs black guy) or she's completely bat shiat crazy.  I mean stabby on the first date crazy.

Meg, which is it?

/or she's too busy being a college student, which means she's doing college completely wrong


...and apparently I HAVE been doing college wrong. I only remember the last 1/4 of it.

Go MSU?
 
2013-04-04 08:01:07 PM

megarian: screwzloos: elchupacabra: megarian: OgreMagi: What is this "hookup culture" people are speaking of?

/I haven't had a date since January.
//sob

Dude, I haven't had sex in two years. YEARS.

/Checks Profile
//shrugs

Must be a Detroit thing?  I'd suggest moving.  Except maybe not near screwzloos, unless you love vodak.

I'd share my vodka with her.

If by vodka you mean whiskey, I'm in.


How convenient; I have lots of both.
 
2013-04-04 08:01:13 PM
....and screw you guys. Being a 350 pound black man gets me more ass than all you combined. I get college chicks with daddy issues. Those are the BEST kind of issues.
 
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