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(BBC)   Are you bald? Congratulations, you're gonna have a heart attack. Probably from seeing a small Wookie worth of hair in the drain every morning   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 7
    More: Scary, British Heart Foundation, relative risk, coronary heart disease, male pattern baldness, University of Tokyo, sex steroid, insulin resistance  
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2013-04-04 09:45:28 AM
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WhippingBoy: If you're bald, where is the hair in the drain coming from?


The hair is coming from inside the house!!
2013-04-04 08:37:38 AM
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Long before the heart attack can take hold, I'm sure suicide gets most of these bald gods of de facto infertility.  The finally turn on the bathroom light one morning, usually keeping it off to avoid looking at themselves while they shave, and realize that there are so many men with a full head of hair on the planet that why would a woman ever consider them?  They aren't rich because after their losing bout with genetic chemotherapy, they can't get a decent job or a promotion.  They aren't worldly because they spend all their free time looking through hair plug magazines and rubbing eskimo come on their heads instead of improving themselves.  And they sure as hell aren't good in bed, unless there's a group of women out there who get intense pleasure out of watching a guy jack off half a dozen times in row.  They realize, standing there with the razor in their hands which they'll use to make themselves even balder so as to feel in some kind of control over it, these men realize that they're like the dead skin cells of the human race, used up and rubbed off by the nagging itch of propositioned women's eye rolls and mocking laughs.  So, they do what men do when they realize there's no hope of happiness -- they slide the straight razor across their jugular, spilling all their red self loathing down their bare and mockingly hairy chests.  At least then they can look at themselves in the mirror one last time and know they've stood up for themselves.
2013-04-04 03:13:43 PM
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WhippingBoy: If you're bald, where is the hair in the drain coming from?


From your back.
2013-04-04 10:08:43 AM
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WhippingBoy: sotua: I need to move to a warmer climate. All my head hair is migrating to my back.

Soon you'll be able to do a majestic comb-over.


I always said i was go to grow it up from my neck, the 'Hooded Sweatshirt' version of the combover.
2013-04-04 08:43:48 AM
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Good luck with that bum heart, baldy.
2013-04-04 08:39:21 AM
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Kyro: Wookiee*


Also, wouldn't a small wookiee be an ewok? Hair-wise I mean...
2013-04-04 08:36:57 AM
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sotua: I need to move to a warmer climate. All my head hair is migrating to my back.


Soon you'll be able to do a majestic comb-over.
 
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