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(AP)   How exactly do you steal 6 MILES of copper wire, and nobody notice?   ( divider line
    More: Strange, NCAA, copper, wires  
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8713 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2013 at 8:50 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-04 08:58:54 AM  
3 votes:
I have about 6 miles of copper wire here, it's 40 gauge. It fits on a spool, it weighs about 2 pounds.
I use it to garotte ants.
2013-04-04 09:20:34 AM  
2 votes:
Never underestimate the power of a motivated meth head.
2013-04-04 07:55:20 AM  
2 votes:
I'm going to guess that they coiled it up in order to avoid dragging it behind them and raising the suspicion of law enforcement.
2013-04-04 10:57:46 AM  
1 vote:

Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry carefully, but it's still stupid.
2013-04-04 10:24:27 AM  
1 vote:
2013-04-04 10:03:15 AM  
1 vote:
Cut it into 3 inch lengths.
2013-04-04 09:15:25 AM  
1 vote:
Replace the copper with gold. Then at least the thieves will get a better return at the scrap yard, even though no one at the scrap yard will remember anything unusual.
2013-04-04 09:04:17 AM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one who chuckled when I saw that this story came from the AP Wire?
2013-04-04 08:41:28 AM  
1 vote:

nekom: You know if you just have a hardhat, orange vest, and a clipboard in your hand, you can pretty much do whatever you please, people will assume you belong there.

"Excuse me ma'am...I'm here to fix the cable."
2013-04-04 08:12:43 AM  
1 vote:
Answer: It was Utah.
2013-04-04 08:10:43 AM  
1 vote:
Just count your blessings it wasnt 6 miles of fiber optic cable.

That shiat is EXTREMELY expensive
2013-04-04 08:06:39 AM  
1 vote:
I thought it said 6 MILFS
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