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(Washington Post)   The Redskins confirm that RGIII is a go for next season   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 37
    More: Spiffy, Kyle Shanahan, Rex Grossman, Kirk Cousins, Pat White, Redskins  
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2013-04-04 08:25:27 AM  
aravan.files.wordpress.com

who would have thought this meme would still be relevant in 2013?
 
2013-04-04 08:28:10 AM  
I'm sure the Redskins have taken every precaution in his re-hab.  Their record indicates a deep concern for the safety of their players....oh wait, no it doesn't.
 
2013-04-04 08:28:52 AM  
He'll be good for a week or so
 
2013-04-04 08:30:56 AM  
Anyone have the odds of him breaking down, crying and curling into the fetus position, the next time he sees that minefield posing as a playing surface?
 
2013-04-04 08:33:49 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm sure the Redskins have taken every precaution in his re-hab.  Their record indicates a deep concern for the safety of their players....oh wait, no it doesn't.


Tranni has already stated 3sticks doesn't need to be 100% to return, because his speed can get him out of a dangerous situation that might lead to further injury.
 
2013-04-04 08:36:32 AM  
Please Russell Wilson win the Madden cover vote so that Mr. Griffin has a chance to stay healthy this year.
 
2013-04-04 08:54:20 AM  
Redskins signed Pat White yesterday too making RGIII totally expendable.
 
2013-04-04 08:56:54 AM  
They should just put him on the line with no gear for a play or two and get it over with. It's pretty obvious they have virtually no concern for his well-being.
 
2013-04-04 09:02:38 AM  
I'll believe that when I see it. Right now, it's nothing more than a press release designed to get the few remaining season ticket holders to renew their non-refundable tickets.
 
2013-04-04 09:03:20 AM  

CipollinaFan: Please Russell Wilson win the Madden cover vote so that Mr. Griffin has a chance to stay healthy this year.


The madden cover is reserved for someone else.

Even if jake loses I'm making and printing my own cover
 
2013-04-04 09:04:22 AM  
SlothB77 posts appropriately, and first, and yet virtually everyone else still doesn't RTFA or thread.
 
2013-04-04 09:07:51 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com

Rax Grissman

/saxy
 
2013-04-04 09:08:14 AM  

IAmRight: SlothB77 posts appropriately, and first, and yet virtually everyone else still doesn't RTFA or thread.


I don't think anyone cares about the novelty troll headline that's already been used
 
2013-04-04 09:30:43 AM  

thecpt: CipollinaFan: Please Russell Wilson win the Madden cover vote so that Mr. Griffin has a chance to stay healthy this year.

The madden cover is reserved for someone else.

Even if jake loses I'm making and printing my own cover


Tebow? Is it Tebow? Can it be Tebow?

/sarcasm
//Tebow
 
2013-04-04 09:53:02 AM  
Rex is only being resigned to play out the preseason so neither Cousins nor the real RGIII risk further injury. But on the bright side, we just might see him pull off a preseason Jake Award, if Fark decides to do that sort of thing.

In reality, Rex Grossman and Jake Delhomme aren't that different if you think about it. After losing a Super Bowl, they both fell into obscurity, one gradually and the other with a legendary flameout that shall never be forgotten in (Fark) history.
 
2013-04-04 10:08:01 AM  

digistil: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm sure the Redskins have taken every precaution in his re-hab.  Their record indicates a deep concern for the safety of their players....oh wait, no it doesn't.

Tranni has already stated 3sticks doesn't need to be 100% to return, because his speed can get him out of a dangerous situation that might lead to further injury.


Knowing the Redskins, they'll probably use RG III to return the opening kickoff, just to prove he's 100% healthy.
 
2013-04-04 10:08:52 AM  
The Shanahananigans continue. I thought the expectation was that Griffin would be good to go a week or two into the season once he's out of the bacta tank.
This "we have reserves" QB approach really only tells me that Fed Ex field's turf will still be like 1916 Ypres for the latter of the 2013 season.
 
2013-04-04 10:39:53 AM  
This is about RG3-and-out, not Bobby Three Sticks
 
2013-04-04 11:00:31 AM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Rex is only being resigned to play out the preseason so neither Cousins nor the real RGIII risk further injury.


One of my coworkers likes to call himself "the real Michael Jackson" since he's 20 years older (and more alive) than the "other" Michael Jackson... to which I like to remind him that there are probably thousands of other Michael Jacksons that are older than he is.

/CSB
 
2013-04-04 11:15:04 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The Shanahananigans continue. I thought the expectation was that Griffin would be good to go a week or two into the season once he's out of the bacta tank.
This "we have reserves" QB approach really only tells me that Fed Ex field's turf will still be like 1916 Ypres for the latter of the 2013 season.

www.bigpondrubbish.com

Dan Snyder: 'Looks good to me, let's raise ticket prices and concessions.'
 
2013-04-04 12:12:24 PM  
If the Redskins were smart, they would put RG3 on the physically unable to perform list. It's more to prevent Shanahanigans from doing more damage and also to protect RG3 feom himself. RG3 obviously wants to play (look at the ravens game or his reaction to being benched for the Browns game). Protect Sideshow Bob Griffin for 6 games where his coach can't put him in to early and fark up his career.

/Sideshow Bob Griffin was my fantasy team name last year. Probably this year as well
 
2013-04-04 12:20:36 PM  

degenerate-afro: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Rex is only being resigned to play out the preseason so neither Cousins nor the real RGIII risk further injury.

One of my coworkers likes to call himself "the real Michael Jackson" since he's 20 years older (and more alive) than the "other" Michael Jackson... to which I like to remind him that there are probably thousands of other Michael Jacksons that are older than he is.

/CSB


Haha there's an office I drive by all the time in Chicago that reads, "Michael F Jordan -- attorney at law" on the outside.  I bet he had some great times living in Chicago in the 90s (and likely still does)

At least those are positively affiliated names.  I'd feel incredible sorry for some random woman out there named "Monica Lewinsky" or "Casey Anthony"
 
2013-04-04 12:25:50 PM  

balki1867: Haha there's an office I drive by all the time in Chicago that reads, "Michael F Jordan -- attorney at law" on the outside.  I bet he had some great times living in Chicago in the 90s (and likely still does)


There's a professor/author/amateur musician here who goes by J. Robert Lennon, since "John Lennon" is going to result in a lot of issues.
 
2013-04-04 01:04:47 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: If the Redskins were smart, they would put RG3 on the physically unable to perform list. It's more to prevent Shanahanigans from doing more damage and also to protect RG3 feom himself. RG3 obviously wants to play (look at the ravens game or his reaction to being benched for the Browns game). Protect Sideshow Bob Griffin for 6 games where his coach can't put him in to early and fark up his career.

/Sideshow Bob Griffin was my fantasy team name last year. Probably this year as well


RG3 is ol' Rat Teeth's meal ticket, and he knows it. If RG3 is breathing, he'll be on the field.
 
2013-04-04 01:25:06 PM  
I still like that Snyder pulls the "I'm a fan" of the team schtick.

After RGIIIs injury and the shiat he called "turf" in the playoffs, a REAL fan would have been putting in field turf the day after the season ended to make sure that A) RGIII could maximize his speed and not twist a knee on shiat and B) To keep the "we want to host a Super Bowl" thing alive.

Never going to have an outdoor SuperBowl on that shiat show of a field.
 
2013-04-04 01:52:16 PM  
Oh FFS I'm not a Skins fan but I really hope someone figures out how to get some voices of sanity into the organization.

Protect your investment, don't start promising him for next season and then feeling like you have to deliver because your ticket buyers are revolting (and probably also pretty angry).

/Isn't "player safety" supposed to be one of Supreme Overlord Goodell's primary goals
 
2013-04-04 01:55:20 PM  

GiantRex: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 317x312]

Rax Grissman

/saxy


rdskens pls
 
2013-04-04 02:09:45 PM  

Joe_diGriz: Anyone have the odds of him breaking down, crying and curling into the fetus position, the next time he sees that minefield posing as a playing surface?


12:1. :P
 
2013-04-04 04:15:43 PM  

balki1867: degenerate-afro: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Rex is only being resigned to play out the preseason so neither Cousins nor the real RGIII risk further injury.

One of my coworkers likes to call himself "the real Michael Jackson" since he's 20 years older (and more alive) than the "other" Michael Jackson... to which I like to remind him that there are probably thousands of other Michael Jacksons that are older than he is.

/CSB

Haha there's an office I drive by all the time in Chicago that reads, "Michael F Jordan -- attorney at law" on the outside.  I bet he had some great times living in Chicago in the 90s (and likely still does)

At least those are positively affiliated names.  I'd feel incredible sorry for some random woman out there named "Monica Lewinsky" or "Casey Anthony"


images1.wikia.nocookie.net www.luminomagazine.com
 
2013-04-04 04:38:58 PM  

balki1867: degenerate-afro: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Rex is only being resigned to play out the preseason so neither Cousins nor the real RGIII risk further injury.

One of my coworkers likes to call himself "the real Michael Jackson" since he's 20 years older (and more alive) than the "other" Michael Jackson... to which I like to remind him that there are probably thousands of other Michael Jacksons that are older than he is.

/CSB

Haha there's an office I drive by all the time in Chicago that reads, "Michael F Jordan -- attorney at law" on the outside.  I bet he had some great times living in Chicago in the 90s (and likely still does)

At least those are positively affiliated names.  I'd feel incredible sorry for some random woman out there named "Monica Lewinsky" or "Casey Anthony"


Keeping it Motown, it's probably better to be a woman named Tina Turner, than a man named Ike Turner, although I wouldn't  suspect that there are too many 'still alive' Tina and Ike's that are older than the "real" pair.

/wasn't expecting to derail the thread, but I guess it was mainly derailed by the headline.
 
2013-04-04 04:44:49 PM  

CipollinaFan: Please Russell Wilson win the Madden cover vote so that Mr. Griffin has a chance to stay healthy this year.



Oh hell no.
 
2013-04-04 04:51:07 PM  

balki1867: degenerate-afro: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Rex is only being resigned to play out the preseason so neither Cousins nor the real RGIII risk further injury.

One of my coworkers likes to call himself "the real Michael Jackson" since he's 20 years older (and more alive) than the "other" Michael Jackson... to which I like to remind him that there are probably thousands of other Michael Jacksons that are older than he is.

/CSB

Haha there's an office I drive by all the time in Chicago that reads, "Michael F Jordan -- attorney at law" on the outside.  I bet he had some great times living in Chicago in the 90s (and likely still does)

At least those are positively affiliated names.  I'd feel incredible sorry for some random woman out there named "Monica Lewinsky" or "Casey Anthony"


SportsCenter did one of their Kenny Mayne "humor" pieces a couple of years ago, where he tracked down the 15 or so guys in Boston all named Tom Brady. One of the guys talked how hard it was for him to schedule appointments or reservations because no one would believe him when he gave his name.
 
2013-04-04 04:53:23 PM  

The_Sponge: CipollinaFan: Please Russell Wilson win the Madden cover vote so that Mr. Griffin has a chance to stay healthy this year.


Oh hell no.


Calvin Johnson only suffered from a broken record last year (receiving yards).

I'll be okay with the Madden curse causing Russell Wilson to break the Seahawks' cherry on Super Bowl wins.
 
2013-04-04 05:55:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-05 12:42:31 AM  

Arkanaut: thecpt: CipollinaFan: Please Russell Wilson win the Madden cover vote so that Mr. Griffin has a chance to stay healthy this year.

The madden cover is reserved for someone else.

Even if jake loses I'm making and printing my own cover

Tebow? Is it Tebow? Can it be Tebow?

/sarcasm
//Tebow


Dude.  Alternate Madden Tebow covers with shining crosses, sell them in front of churches.
 
2013-04-05 09:49:01 AM  

IAmRight: balki1867: Haha there's an office I drive by all the time in Chicago that reads, "Michael F Jordan -- attorney at law" on the outside.  I bet he had some great times living in Chicago in the 90s (and likely still does)

There's a professor/author/amateur musician here who goes by J. Robert Lennon, since "John Lennon" is going to result in a lot of issues.


There's also Vic Hitler,  the Narcoleptic Comic.
 
2013-04-05 04:50:06 PM  
Oh okay.  The Redskins have a pretty good record of knowing when RGIII is ready to go or not.

/glad I'm not a Redskins fan
 
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