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(LA Times)   It's easy to remember 'principle' vs. 'principal' - the principal of your school is your pal. Especially if she has sex with you and two of your friends   (latimes.com) divider line 67
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2013-04-04 08:57:28 AM
Oof

www.pe.com
 
2013-04-04 09:01:59 AM

Sybarite: Oof

[www.pe.com image 380x271]


Funny that this was the *exact* same word I uttered upon seeing that pic.  "Oof."

:/
 
2013-04-04 09:18:07 AM
Oral copulation?  Ok, sure.
 
2013-04-04 09:18:18 AM
Not even with yours, subby.
 
2013-04-04 09:19:05 AM

Sybarite: Oof


Naaah.

But in high school? Yeah.
 
2013-04-04 09:19:56 AM

Sybarite: Oof

[www.pe.com image 380x271]


And that's exactly what I was expecting she would look like.
 
2013-04-04 09:20:25 AM
Wanted to post a picture of Victoria Principal but that's past it's shelf life.
 
2013-04-04 09:22:33 AM
She gives good Helmet
 
2013-04-04 09:22:41 AM
She looks like a smoker.
 
2013-04-04 09:22:45 AM
At least it was only principORAL and not principANAL
 
2013-04-04 09:23:06 AM
Man where were these chicks when I was in school?

*reads article*

MY EYES!! Noooooooo......
 
2013-04-04 09:23:59 AM
Damn this shiat is now spreading from female teachers to female principals. That AXE shiat must really work.
 
2013-04-04 09:24:45 AM

Sybarite: Oof


Well that's a new definition for out of office
 
2013-04-04 09:25:18 AM
More flattering picture:

blog.pe.com

You'd have considered it in high school, especially if you figured you wern't gonna be getting any action from the girls your age anyway.
 
2013-04-04 09:25:45 AM
And you'll always know your neighbor. And you'll always know your pal. If ya ever navigated an assistant principal.

That is how I remember it anyway...
 
2013-04-04 09:26:43 AM
I like it in principal.
In principle.
 
2013-04-04 09:27:53 AM
Maybe she wanted a promotion to Vice Principal.
 
2013-04-04 09:28:00 AM
Um...no.

Back in HS...HELL NO!!!

Maybe I can see going for something like that when I'm 60.
 
2013-04-04 09:31:18 AM
Swallow or Spit...

www.pe.com

a choice you should consider before getting a mouth full.
 
2013-04-04 09:34:51 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: More flattering picture:


OK, that's not NEARLY as rough. I could see it. I'm shocked- SHOCKED- that a middle-aged woman didn't take a flattering mugshot.
 
2013-04-04 09:35:05 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: More flattering picture:

[blog.pe.com image 251x260]

You'd have considered it in high school, especially if you figured you wern't gonna be getting any action from the girls your age anyway.


I'd orally copulate her, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-04 09:35:06 AM

ongbok: Damn this shiat is now spreading from female teachers to female principals. That AXE shiat must really work.


Hah!

(I had to pull the mug quickly away from my lips before I made a mess)

Good one.
 
2013-04-04 09:36:42 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: You'd have considered it in high school, especially if you figured you wern't gonna be getting any action from the girls your age anyway.


Personality can go a long way towards making a 8 out of a 5.
 
2013-04-04 09:37:21 AM
Henton was also arrested on suspicion of oral copulation, abnormal sexual interest in children and sending inappropriate or harmful matter via an electronic device.

"Abnormal sexual interest in children" sounds more like a diagnosis than a criminal charge.
 
2013-04-04 09:37:22 AM

Carn: Oral copulation?  Ok, sure.


That's against the law in California? Round up the queers!!
 
2013-04-04 09:38:26 AM

ongbok: Damn this shiat is now spreading from female teachers to female principals. That AXE shiat must really work.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2013-04-04 09:39:58 AM
Henton was also arrested on suspicion of oral copulation, abnormal sexual interest in children and sending inappropriate or harmful matter via an electronic device.

as opposed to a norman sexual interest in children??
 
2013-04-04 09:39:59 AM
She-looka-lika-man
 
2013-04-04 09:41:05 AM
Another day, another teacher student sex story.
 
2013-04-04 09:42:20 AM
Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?
 
2013-04-04 09:44:15 AM
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked blown every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.


/ with apologies to Emo Phillips
 
2013-04-04 09:44:28 AM

Luse: Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?


so let the male teachers off with a slap on the wrist...
 
2013-04-04 09:47:05 AM

Carn: Oral copulation?  Ok, sure.


What's the point of a revolution, without general copulation?
 
2013-04-04 09:48:38 AM

Luse: Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?


That's just Fark. Go do a Google news search under teacher sex and those numbers flip pretty quickly, but submitting one of the stories about male teachers ain't gonna get you a greenlight.
 
2013-04-04 09:51:58 AM
It's easy to remember 'principle' vs. 'principal' - the principal of your school is your pal. Especially if she has sex with you and two of your friends

Well subby, if they waited outside her office, she wasn't a pal, she was the track under a train...
 
2013-04-04 09:54:28 AM

Sybarite: Luse: Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?

That's just Fark. Go do a Google news search under teacher sex and those numbers flip pretty quickly, but submitting one of the stories about male teachers ain't gonna get you a greenlight.


unless the story is exceptional, like "It's easy to remember 'principle' vs. 'principal' - the principal of your school is your pal. Especially if she has sex with you and two of your friends you and two of your friends triple up on him...
 
2013-04-04 09:56:12 AM

Brick-House: Luse: Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?

so let the male teachers off with a slap on the wrist...


Or treat her like Paterno. I just proposed equality.
Why is that wrong?
 
2013-04-04 09:58:24 AM
No, this principal is most certainly not their pal.  However, subby is my pal for not using that caught.sayof meme.
 
2013-04-04 10:03:21 AM
www.trbimg.com

Your kids' genitals went into that mouth =
Kids will fark anything.
 
2013-04-04 10:05:26 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Carn: Oral copulation?  Ok, sure.

What's the point of a revolution, without general copulation?


I'd like to increase the oral copulation population.
 
2013-04-04 10:06:22 AM

Gergesa: Another day, another teacher student sex story.


Mark my words, eventually Fark will have a tab dedicated to this subject.
 
2013-04-04 10:09:02 AM
THIS, THIS is what my high school teachers looked like.  Also why I never tried to bang one.
 
2013-04-04 10:20:52 AM

genepool lifeboat: THIS, THIS is what my high school teachers looked like.  Also why I never tried to bang one.


The faculty at my high school was a sausage-fest; probably 80% male. And yes, the other 20% looked like this.
 
2013-04-04 10:24:13 AM

Cybernetic: Henton was also arrested on suspicion of oral copulation, abnormal sexual interest in children and sending inappropriate or harmful matter via an electronic device.

"Abnormal sexual interest in children" sounds more like a diagnosis than a criminal charge.


Came to point out this phrase. She had an "abnormal sexual interest in children". What, as opposed to the "normal sexual interest in children"? Shouldn't "sexual interest in children" be enough to get you arrested? Does that really need a qualifier?
 
2013-04-04 10:29:32 AM
Gah!
 
2013-04-04 10:30:10 AM

BitwiseShift: Victoria


No, please do!  Beauty is timeless, although the huge hairy beav is a bit dated.
 
2013-04-04 10:31:25 AM

BitwiseShift: Wanted to post a picture of Victoria Principal but that's past it's shelf life.


Cut off part of the quote.  See previous comment.  - Duck
 
2013-04-04 10:40:03 AM

theorellior: Jim from Saint Paul: You'd have considered it in high school, especially if you figured you wern't gonna be getting any action from the girls your age anyway.

Personality can go a long way towards making a 8 out of a 5.


codeforces.com
 
2013-04-04 10:51:16 AM

Brick-House: Swallow or Spit...


i48.tinypic.com

a choice you should consider before getting a mouth full.
 
2013-04-04 10:58:51 AM
Almost like the kids were plea bargaining----" Kids, this infraction can go on your permanent record, or you can lie back and let me do all the work."
 
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