FARK.com: (7681996) It's easy to remember 'principle' vs. 'principal' - the principal of your school is your pal. Especially if she has sex with you and two of your friends

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		It's easy to remember 'principle' vs. 'principal' - the principal of your school is your pal. Especially if she has sex with you and two of your friends (latimes.com)		67
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Sybarite		2013-04-04 08:57:28 AM

Oof

xanadian		2013-04-04 09:01:59 AM

Sybarite: Oof

[www.pe.com image 380x271]

Funny that this was the *exact* same word I uttered upon seeing that pic. "Oof."

:/

Carn		2013-04-04 09:18:07 AM

Oral copulation? Ok, sure.

Mose		2013-04-04 09:18:18 AM

Not even with yours, subby.

Ned Stark		2013-04-04 09:19:05 AM

Sybarite: Oof

Naaah.

But in high school? Yeah.

hugram		2013-04-04 09:19:56 AM

Sybarite: Oof

[www.pe.com image 380x271]

And that's exactly what I was expecting she would look like.

BitwiseShift		2013-04-04 09:20:25 AM

Wanted to post a picture of Victoria Principal but that's past it's shelf life.

Random Anonymous Blackmail		2013-04-04 09:22:33 AM

She gives good Helmet

20/20		2013-04-04 09:22:41 AM

She looks like a smoker.

sodomizer		2013-04-04 09:22:45 AM

At least it was only principORAL and not principANAL

Guy McRule		2013-04-04 09:23:06 AM

Man where were these chicks when I was in school?

*reads article*

MY EYES!! Noooooooo......

ongbok		2013-04-04 09:23:59 AM

Damn this shiat is now spreading from female teachers to female principals. That AXE shiat must really work.

gilatrout		2013-04-04 09:24:45 AM

Sybarite: Oof

Well that's a new definition for out of office

Jim from Saint Paul		2013-04-04 09:25:18 AM

More flattering picture:

blog.pe.com

You'd have considered it in high school, especially if you figured you wern't gonna be getting any action from the girls your age anyway.

karmaceutical		2013-04-04 09:25:45 AM

And you'll always know your neighbor. And you'll always know your pal. If ya ever navigated an assistant principal.

That is how I remember it anyway...

dryknife		2013-04-04 09:26:43 AM

I like it in principal.
In principle.

x-unknown		2013-04-04 09:27:53 AM

Maybe she wanted a promotion to Vice Principal.

luxup		2013-04-04 09:28:00 AM

Um...no.

Back in HS...HELL NO!!!

Maybe I can see going for something like that when I'm 60.

Brick-House		2013-04-04 09:31:18 AM

Swallow or Spit...

www.pe.com

a choice you should consider before getting a mouth full.

Gonz		2013-04-04 09:34:51 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: More flattering picture:

OK, that's not NEARLY as rough. I could see it. I'm shocked- SHOCKED- that a middle-aged woman didn't take a flattering mugshot.

offacue		2013-04-04 09:35:05 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: More flattering picture:

[blog.pe.com image 251x260]

You'd have considered it in high school, especially if you figured you wern't gonna be getting any action from the girls your age anyway.

I'd orally copulate her, if you know what I mean.

Resident Muslim		2013-04-04 09:35:06 AM

ongbok: Damn this shiat is now spreading from female teachers to female principals. That AXE shiat must really work.

Hah!

(I had to pull the mug quickly away from my lips before I made a mess)

Good one.

theorellior		2013-04-04 09:36:42 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: You'd have considered it in high school, especially if you figured you wern't gonna be getting any action from the girls your age anyway.

Personality can go a long way towards making a 8 out of a 5.

Cybernetic		2013-04-04 09:37:21 AM

Henton was also arrested on suspicion of oral copulation, abnormal sexual interest in children and sending inappropriate or harmful matter via an electronic device.

"Abnormal sexual interest in children" sounds more like a diagnosis than a criminal charge.

Tumunga		2013-04-04 09:37:22 AM

Carn: Oral copulation? Ok, sure.

That's against the law in California? Round up the queers!!

Tumunga		2013-04-04 09:38:26 AM

ongbok: Damn this shiat is now spreading from female teachers to female principals. That AXE shiat must really work.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

johndalek		2013-04-04 09:39:58 AM

Henton was also arrested on suspicion of oral copulation, abnormal sexual interest in children and sending inappropriate or harmful matter via an electronic device.

as opposed to a norman sexual interest in children??

Neondion		2013-04-04 09:39:59 AM

She-looka-lika-man

Gergesa		2013-04-04 09:41:05 AM

Another day, another teacher student sex story.

Luse		2013-04-04 09:42:20 AM

Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?

maxx2112		2013-04-04 09:44:15 AM

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being ~~spanked~~ blown every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

/ with apologies to Emo Phillips

Brick-House		2013-04-04 09:44:28 AM

Luse: Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?

so let the male teachers off with a slap on the wrist...

Tyrone Slothrop		2013-04-04 09:47:05 AM

Carn: Oral copulation? Ok, sure.

What's the point of a revolution, without general copulation?

Sybarite		2013-04-04 09:48:38 AM

Luse: Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?

That's just Fark. Go do a Google news search under teacher sex and those numbers flip pretty quickly, but submitting one of the stories about male teachers ain't gonna get you a greenlight.

CeroX		2013-04-04 09:51:58 AM

It's easy to remember 'principle' vs. 'principal' - the principal of your school is your pal. Especially if she has sex with you and two of your friends

Well subby, if they waited outside her office, she wasn't a pal, she was the track under a train...

CeroX		2013-04-04 09:54:28 AM

Sybarite: Luse: Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?

That's just Fark. Go do a Google news search under teacher sex and those numbers flip pretty quickly, but submitting one of the stories about male teachers ain't gonna get you a greenlight.

unless the story is exceptional, like "It's easy to remember 'principle' vs. 'principal' - the principal of your school is your pal. Especially if ~~she has sex with you and two of your friends~~ you and two of your friends triple up on him...

Luse		2013-04-04 09:56:12 AM

Brick-House: Luse: Is it only me or do about 70% of these stories involve female teachers?
When do we start treating them equally?

so let the male teachers off with a slap on the wrist...

Or treat her like Paterno. I just proposed equality.
Why is that wrong?

reillan		2013-04-04 09:58:24 AM

No, this principal is most certainly not their pal. However, subby is my pal for not using that caught.sayof meme.

GungFu		2013-04-04 10:03:21 AM

Your kids' genitals went into that mouth =
Kids will fark anything.

Carn		2013-04-04 10:05:26 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Carn: Oral copulation? Ok, sure.

What's the point of a revolution, without general copulation?

I'd like to increase the oral copulation population.

Old_Chief_Scott		2013-04-04 10:06:22 AM

Gergesa: Another day, another teacher student sex story.

Mark my words, eventually Fark will have a tab dedicated to this subject.

genepool lifeboat		2013-04-04 10:09:02 AM

THIS, THIS is what my high school teachers looked like. Also why I never tried to bang one.

ElStreak		2013-04-04 10:20:52 AM

genepool lifeboat: THIS, THIS is what my high school teachers looked like. Also why I never tried to bang one.

The faculty at my high school was a sausage-fest; probably 80% male. And yes, the other 20% looked like this.

The Snow Dog		2013-04-04 10:24:13 AM

Cybernetic: Henton was also arrested on suspicion of oral copulation, abnormal sexual interest in children and sending inappropriate or harmful matter via an electronic device.

"Abnormal sexual interest in children" sounds more like a diagnosis than a criminal charge.

Came to point out this phrase. She had an "abnormal sexual interest in children". What, as opposed to the "normal sexual interest in children"? Shouldn't "sexual interest in children" be enough to get you arrested? Does that really need a qualifier?

jfivealive		2013-04-04 10:29:32 AM

Gah!

Fark In The Duck		2013-04-04 10:30:10 AM

BitwiseShift: Victoria

No, please do! Beauty is timeless, although the huge hairy beav is a bit dated.

Fark In The Duck		2013-04-04 10:31:25 AM

BitwiseShift: Wanted to post a picture of Victoria Principal but that's past it's shelf life.

Cut off part of the quote. See previous comment. - Duck

The Irresponsible Captain		2013-04-04 10:40:03 AM

theorellior: Jim from Saint Paul: You'd have considered it in high school, especially if you figured you wern't gonna be getting any action from the girls your age anyway.

Personality can go a long way towards making a 8 out of a 5.

codeforces.com

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-04-04 10:51:16 AM

Brick-House: Swallow or Spit...

i48.tinypic.com

a choice you should consider before getting a mouth full.

Langdon Alger		2013-04-04 10:58:51 AM

Almost like the kids were plea bargaining----" Kids, this infraction can go on your permanent record, or you can lie back and let me do all the work."

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