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(Buzzfeed)   Despite the intense competition, this kid is easily the worst teenager on Instagram   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 31
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2013-04-04 08:59:12 AM
4 votes:

James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?


He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.
2013-04-04 10:11:27 AM
3 votes:

Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.


My wife browses primarily Fark and Buzzfeed when she's online. We were talking about it last night...

Wife: "I really like Buzzfeed -"
Me: "Featured Partner."
Wife:  "- because Buzzfeed -"
Me: "Featured Partner."
Wife:  "- always has lots of cute pictures of animals, and so at the end of a long day of work it's nice to open Buzzfeed -"
Me: "Featured Partner."
Wife: "- and let the cute animal pictures cheer me up."
Me: "..."
Wife: "..."
Me: "..."
Wife:  "Buzzfee -"
Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"

She's very patient.
2013-04-04 12:38:43 PM
2 votes:

Chainsaw Turd Elf: I only like Buzzfeed for their cute animal features.


Did my wife finally make a username? I'm coming home in 6 hours honey - less post-y, more make my dinner-y.
2013-04-04 11:36:08 AM
2 votes:
Fark Kidnapping Party!!
2013-04-04 10:28:25 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-04 09:56:56 AM
2 votes:
Its just like a rap video I saw one time when I could not find the remote to change the channel.
2013-04-04 09:20:28 AM
2 votes:
We weren't supposed to post his Instagram pictures.  We needed to axe his permissions first.  Those pics are his.

/I think it's safe to say King Douchenozzle has been overthrown
2013-04-04 08:43:32 AM
2 votes:
He puts the douche in douchebag.
2013-04-04 02:20:19 PM
1 votes:
His staples aren't the ones that are coated in gold, they're just gold colored.  Real gold staples don't come in full strips.  Even when El Casco, makers of gold staplers offered golden staples, they only came in half strips.
2013-04-04 01:22:28 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: xanadian: We weren't supposed to post his Instagram pictures. We needed to axe his permissions first. Those pics are his.

/I think it's safe to say King Douchenozzle has been overthrown

Photoshopping time?

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2013-04-04 01:11:04 PM
1 votes:

xanadian: We weren't supposed to post his Instagram pictures.  We needed to axe his permissions first.  Those pics are his.

/I think it's safe to say King Douchenozzle has been overthrown


Photoshopping time?

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2013-04-04 12:56:40 PM
1 votes:

Uzzah: mongbiohazard: Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"

She's very patient.

What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?

If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.


That's okay, I'm his wife's featured partner.

/got nothin.
2013-04-04 12:01:34 PM
1 votes:
I only like Buzzfeed for their cute animal features.
2013-04-04 11:36:53 AM
1 votes:

highrye: I thought the gold staples was really funny.  Whatever, obviously it is fake and the kid is having a good time spoofing the whole rich kids of instagram thing.


Peasants!  Goldplated staples are realz.  They are the shiznit.  You peasants wouldn't even know what to do with them. If you had any money and werent a poor peasant you could buy them for 59 Euro here:  http://www.oooms.nl/goldplated-staples/

Your all haters.  The bathroom is clearly his grandfathers handicapped / wheelchair accessible bathroom with goldplated grab bars and two goldplated tp dispensers.  Its not the ADA room at the Holiday Inn with crappy bronze fixtures.  Seriously.  The "dont piss on the front of the seat" thing is just for his grandpaps.

This dude may have his pops money, but hes seriously rich.  Dad just gives him everything he wants so he totally deserves it.  Dads is never home anyway.  So who cares.

/Whyd he not post pictures of his cars and supermodel girlfriends.  He gots tons of them.
2013-04-04 11:05:39 AM
1 votes:
Nobody's posted this yet?  I'm surprised.

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-04-04 11:01:24 AM
1 votes:
I love a good IRL troll, and this guy is awesome.
2013-04-04 10:46:59 AM
1 votes:

JNowe: Robots are Strong: So we're supposed to believe that 6 small helium balloons carried away $4000?

$4000 in 20's is 200 bills and at about a gram per bill, so about 200 grams ignoring the wrappers. It takes a liter of helium to lift a single gram. How big do those balloons look? Maybe 4 liters each? Lets make it 10. Hell, 20. 6 balloons at 20 liters each, so his magical look-smaller-than-they-really-are balloons can lift about 120 grams, ignoring the weight of the balloon and the string. I'm not buying it.


What if they're African balloons?


Ah, but African balloons are non-migratory.
2013-04-04 10:43:03 AM
1 votes:
He still has unsightly neck hair.

I guess you can't buy class.
2013-04-04 10:38:01 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-04 10:32:47 AM
1 votes:
Your all just jealous. I would retort further, but I have to be at the bank in 26 minutes.
2013-04-04 10:18:57 AM
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"

She's very patient.


What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?

If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.
2013-04-04 10:07:53 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-04 10:04:08 AM
1 votes:
Is there a sequel to Shahs of Sunset coming out, or something?
2013-04-04 09:54:13 AM
1 votes:
you'd think he could do something about those caterpillars on his face.
2013-04-04 09:48:07 AM
1 votes:
I thought the gold staples was really funny.  Whatever, obviously it is fake and the kid is having a good time spoofing the whole rich kids of instagram thing.
2013-04-04 09:46:34 AM
1 votes:

James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?


It's one of those rare times where someone gets killed in a mugging and the appropriate response is "well, of course he did."

Inevitably his brush with the seedy underbelly of the public will change him and he gets to become a GOP big-wig.
2013-04-04 09:35:15 AM
1 votes:

Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.


Somewhere, Cracked is sitting in a corner, drinking alone, and wondering what went wrong.
2013-04-04 09:02:00 AM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?

He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.


I'm okay with that.
2013-04-04 08:52:10 AM
1 votes:
This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?
2013-04-04 08:40:17 AM
1 votes:
Welp, I'm done with this planet.

Time to blow it up.
2013-04-04 08:29:30 AM
1 votes:
All that money and he still can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". You think he could at least pay someone to teach him the difference.
 
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