James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from. I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.How long until this kid gets robbed?
Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.
Chainsaw Turd Elf: I only like Buzzfeed for their cute animal features.
SubBass49: xanadian: We weren't supposed to post his Instagram pictures. We needed to axe his permissions first. Those pics are his./I think it's safe to say King Douchenozzle has been overthrownPhotoshopping time?img255.imageshack.us
xanadian: We weren't supposed to post his Instagram pictures. We needed to axe his permissions first. Those pics are his./I think it's safe to say King Douchenozzle has been overthrown
Uzzah: mongbiohazard: Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"She's very patient.What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.
highrye: I thought the gold staples was really funny. Whatever, obviously it is fake and the kid is having a good time spoofing the whole rich kids of instagram thing.
JNowe: Robots are Strong: So we're supposed to believe that 6 small helium balloons carried away $4000?$4000 in 20's is 200 bills and at about a gram per bill, so about 200 grams ignoring the wrappers. It takes a liter of helium to lift a single gram. How big do those balloons look? Maybe 4 liters each? Lets make it 10. Hell, 20. 6 balloons at 20 liters each, so his magical look-smaller-than-they-really-are balloons can lift about 120 grams, ignoring the weight of the balloon and the string. I'm not buying it.What if they're African balloons?
mongbiohazard: Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"She's very patient.
WTF Indeed: James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from. I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.How long until this kid gets robbed?He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.
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