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(Buzzfeed)   Despite the intense competition, this kid is easily the worst teenager on Instagram   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 22
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19878 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2013 at 9:41 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-04 08:29:30 AM
11 votes:
All that money and he still can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". You think he could at least pay someone to teach him the difference.
2013-04-04 08:52:10 AM
8 votes:
This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?
2013-04-04 08:52:13 AM
4 votes:
Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.
2013-04-04 08:40:17 AM
4 votes:
Welp, I'm done with this planet.

Time to blow it up.
2013-04-04 10:18:57 AM
3 votes:

mongbiohazard: Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"

She's very patient.


What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?

If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.
2013-04-04 09:02:00 AM
2 votes:

WTF Indeed: James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?

He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.


I'm okay with that.
2013-04-04 08:59:12 AM
2 votes:

James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?


He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.
2013-04-04 08:44:35 AM
2 votes:
I am suspicious.

I can't help, it's my nature to be cynical.  But it all seems fakish.

FAKISH.  It's a word.  Look it up!
2013-04-04 08:43:32 AM
2 votes:
He puts the douche in douchebag.
2013-04-04 02:01:18 PM
1 votes:
it's not his father's money, it's his mother's.

his mother is shikha sharma.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shikha_Sharma

i have a feeling she will put a stop to this.

it only takes a few minutes on google to find this out.
2013-04-04 11:01:24 AM
1 votes:
I love a good IRL troll, and this guy is awesome.
2013-04-04 10:51:41 AM
1 votes:

Uzzah: What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?

If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.



Easy with that knee-jerkin'. You're reading way, way, way too much in to that.

I didn't really have a point. Sometimes it's just fun to bug your spouse since they know you're just having fun with them... and since Buzzfeed (Featured Partner) used to have "Featured Partner" after every link on Fark - the other of the grand total of two websites she visits every day - it's now both the first thing that pops up in my mind every time I hear/see the word "Buzzfeed" (Featured Partner) but also a reference my wife would instantly understand.
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Buzzfeed (Featured Partner).
2013-04-04 10:39:32 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Right: Walker: All that money and he still can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". You think he could at least pay someone to teach him the difference.

You're correct.  This kid has to be a fake - it's obvious that he has a public school education and nobody with the kind of money he pretends to have would have that.  Either that or his Daddy is  nouveau riche and he's papering over his abundant hill-billiness with $100 bills.  He'd have to be at least smart enough to know he's wrong in order to pay someone to teach him.


What exactly makes you think this is fake?  The kid has vaguely Middle-easternish features; his parents could well be from some oil country and decided to come live like royalty here in the states.  And you think some rich little prick would give a shiat about the proper use of "you're" and "your"?  Have you seen some of the dumb shiat that Justin Beiber has said?  At least he has some claim to have worked for his wealth; this kid would have been born into wealth and known nothing but wealth his entire life.  His attitude is nothing less than what I would expect from someone growing up in such an environment.
2013-04-04 10:38:01 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-04 10:36:05 AM
1 votes:

sandi_fish: Why is the bathroom he's in so ghetto?  FAKE.


That was my first thought.  No gold faucets, no platinum toilet seat.  Just tap water in his empty bottles, monopoly money tied to the balloons and some peasant (to use his term) grammar to show his lack of pedigree.  Piece of shiat suburban kid who thinks he's a baller!
2013-04-04 10:26:28 AM
1 votes:
Wait, what?  We are allowed to comment on a Buzzfeed link?
2013-04-04 10:26:23 AM
1 votes:
Smells like a fake.  And it seems to have worked.
2013-04-04 10:19:25 AM
1 votes:
So we're supposed to believe that 6 small helium balloons carried away $4000?

$4000 in 20's is 200 bills and at about a gram per bill, so about 200 grams ignoring the wrappers. It takes a liter of helium to lift a single gram. How big do those balloons look? Maybe 4 liters each? Lets make it 10. Hell, 20. 6 balloons at 20 liters each, so his magical look-smaller-than-they-really-are balloons can lift about 120 grams, ignoring the weight of the balloon and the string. I'm not buying it.
2013-04-04 10:07:53 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-04 10:07:18 AM
1 votes:
So, exactly how much money is Drew making from Buzzfeed for posting  'fascinating' stories crap such as this?
2013-04-04 10:04:43 AM
1 votes:
He wanted attention, he's getting attention, he will get more attention followed by less attention, then no attention.
We've seen it all before, he's a young man compensating for something missing in his life. This one seems pretty harmless but I imagine once the spotlight starts fading he'll be a bit more of a wildcard as desperation sinks in.
2013-04-04 10:01:57 AM
1 votes:
Great satire of the world's consumerist, wealth-worshipping, swag-based vapid soulless "culture."
 
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