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(Buzzfeed)   Despite the intense competition, this kid is easily the worst teenager on Instagram   (buzzfeed.com ) divider line
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2013-04-04 10:37:25 AM  

WTF Indeed: He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.


Justice will have been served then
 
2013-04-04 10:37:30 AM  

Robots are Strong: So we're supposed to believe that 6 small helium balloons carried away $4000?

$4000 in 20's is 200 bills and at about a gram per bill, so about 200 grams ignoring the wrappers. It takes a liter of helium to lift a single gram. How big do those balloons look? Maybe 4 liters each? Lets make it 10. Hell, 20. 6 balloons at 20 liters each, so his magical look-smaller-than-they-really-are balloons can lift about 120 grams, ignoring the weight of the balloon and the string. I'm not buying it.



What if they're African balloons?
 
2013-04-04 10:38:01 AM  
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2013-04-04 10:39:32 AM  

Mr. Right: Walker: All that money and he still can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". You think he could at least pay someone to teach him the difference.

You're correct.  This kid has to be a fake - it's obvious that he has a public school education and nobody with the kind of money he pretends to have would have that.  Either that or his Daddy is  nouveau riche and he's papering over his abundant hill-billiness with $100 bills.  He'd have to be at least smart enough to know he's wrong in order to pay someone to teach him.


What exactly makes you think this is fake?  The kid has vaguely Middle-easternish features; his parents could well be from some oil country and decided to come live like royalty here in the states.  And you think some rich little prick would give a shiat about the proper use of "you're" and "your"?  Have you seen some of the dumb shiat that Justin Beiber has said?  At least he has some claim to have worked for his wealth; this kid would have been born into wealth and known nothing but wealth his entire life.  His attitude is nothing less than what I would expect from someone growing up in such an environment.
 
2013-04-04 10:40:38 AM  
As much as I feel deep in my heart that this is obnoxious, I find his antics kind of amusing.
 
2013-04-04 10:43:03 AM  
He still has unsightly neck hair.

I guess you can't buy class.
 
2013-04-04 10:45:36 AM  

sandi_fish: Why is the bathroom he's in so ghetto?  FAKE.


Because it's a public restroom.  Who has tankless toilets with the "don't piss on the front" style seats at home?
 
2013-04-04 10:46:59 AM  

JNowe: Robots are Strong: So we're supposed to believe that 6 small helium balloons carried away $4000?

$4000 in 20's is 200 bills and at about a gram per bill, so about 200 grams ignoring the wrappers. It takes a liter of helium to lift a single gram. How big do those balloons look? Maybe 4 liters each? Lets make it 10. Hell, 20. 6 balloons at 20 liters each, so his magical look-smaller-than-they-really-are balloons can lift about 120 grams, ignoring the weight of the balloon and the string. I'm not buying it.


What if they're African balloons?


Ah, but African balloons are non-migratory.
 
2013-04-04 10:47:00 AM  
I don't have a problem with the kid flaunting it.... The problem is, is that its his daddy's money.    The kid was just lucky to born into wealth... He's done nothing to achieve it and deserves no accolades.
 
2013-04-04 10:51:41 AM  

Uzzah: What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?

If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.



Easy with that knee-jerkin'. You're reading way, way, way too much in to that.

I didn't really have a point. Sometimes it's just fun to bug your spouse since they know you're just having fun with them... and since Buzzfeed (Featured Partner) used to have "Featured Partner" after every link on Fark - the other of the grand total of two websites she visits every day - it's now both the first thing that pops up in my mind every time I hear/see the word "Buzzfeed" (Featured Partner) but also a reference my wife would instantly understand.
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Buzzfeed (Featured Partner).
 
2013-04-04 10:53:44 AM  
I saw the bathroom and the FAKE alarms started ringing in my head...
 
2013-04-04 10:56:45 AM  
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
 
2013-04-04 10:57:53 AM  
Pellegrino?  That shiat is cheaper than some bottled water.  To be a true baller you use Fiji water.
 
2013-04-04 11:01:24 AM  
I love a good IRL troll, and this guy is awesome.
 
2013-04-04 11:05:39 AM  
Nobody's posted this yet?  I'm surprised.

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-04-04 11:08:49 AM  

Radak: sandi_fish: Why is the bathroom he's in so ghetto?  FAKE.

Because it's a public restroom.  Who has tankless toilets with the "don't piss on the front" style seats at home?


That's my point.  Why wouldn't he be showing his own LAVISH restroom?  He shows no property of his own, just public area.
 
2013-04-04 11:08:51 AM  

busy chillin': I'll just leave this here


They are everything that is great about the US, and some other nations all in one place.  Good for them.
 
2013-04-04 11:09:45 AM  

Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.


I accidentally clicked it before seeing it was a buzzfeed link. Fortunately I got a "too many server restrictions" error, so it's all good.
 
2013-04-04 11:12:16 AM  
That was pretty funny
 
2013-04-04 11:12:21 AM  

Robots are Strong: So we're supposed to believe that 6 small helium balloons carried away $4000?

$4000 in 20's is 200 bills and at about a gram per bill, so about 200 grams ignoring the wrappers. It takes a liter of helium to lift a single gram. How big do those balloons look? Maybe 4 liters each? Lets make it 10. Hell, 20. 6 balloons at 20 liters each, so his magical look-smaller-than-they-really-are balloons can lift about 120 grams, ignoring the weight of the balloon and the string. I'm not buying it.


Oh yeah?  Well, the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour, beating its wings 7-9 times per second rather than 43. It's true: a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut, but furthermore, no swallow weighs 5 ounces. The barn swallow, which is what most English people mean when they say "swallow", weighs only 20 grams.

So THERE!
 
2013-04-04 11:18:47 AM  
All that money and he can't afford a decent haircut.
 
2013-04-04 11:23:30 AM  

T.rex: I don't have a problem with the kid flaunting it.... The problem is, is that its his daddy's money.    The kid was just lucky to born into wealth... He's done nothing to achieve it and deserves no accolades.


"You didn't earn that money, you MARRIED into it. It doesn't matter if you used it to save a failing gas station, or tied it to a balloon and let it float away, YOU STILL DID NOT EARN IT."

/and if that's your moral guidance, something has gone very wrong indeed
 
2013-04-04 11:23:48 AM  

fightingnewfoundlander: Klippoklondike: God Is My Co-Pirate: Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.

Somewhere, Cracked is sitting in a corner, drinking alone, and wondering what went wrong.

The worst part about buzzfeed is how lazy they are.  They like the photo-essay style, which is alright for certain things, but that's all they've got.  Writing an actual article from time to time wouldn't hurt.

Not arguing, but actually it did hurt when they tried writing an actual article - they wrote that slam piece on The Oatmeal that was amply packed with shiat, It's why I stopped clicking on them.


All the more shameful that we keep getting Buzzfeed links, as some of the articles on Cracked are (to my surprise) very good reading.
 
2013-04-04 11:26:11 AM  
My kids will never be that spoiled.

First reason is because I'll never be that rich.
Second reason is something about awesome parenting skills
 
2013-04-04 11:36:08 AM  
Fark Kidnapping Party!!
 
2013-04-04 11:36:53 AM  

highrye: I thought the gold staples was really funny.  Whatever, obviously it is fake and the kid is having a good time spoofing the whole rich kids of instagram thing.


Peasants!  Goldplated staples are realz.  They are the shiznit.  You peasants wouldn't even know what to do with them. If you had any money and werent a poor peasant you could buy them for 59 Euro here:  http://www.oooms.nl/goldplated-staples/

Your all haters.  The bathroom is clearly his grandfathers handicapped / wheelchair accessible bathroom with goldplated grab bars and two goldplated tp dispensers.  Its not the ADA room at the Holiday Inn with crappy bronze fixtures.  Seriously.  The "dont piss on the front of the seat" thing is just for his grandpaps.

This dude may have his pops money, but hes seriously rich.  Dad just gives him everything he wants so he totally deserves it.  Dads is never home anyway.  So who cares.

/Whyd he not post pictures of his cars and supermodel girlfriends.  He gots tons of them.
 
2013-04-04 11:54:37 AM  
I hope he gets robbed and beaten by somebody with better grammar than his.
 
2013-04-04 12:01:34 PM  
I only like Buzzfeed for their cute animal features.
 
2013-04-04 12:19:51 PM  
Is this where people come and insult the posters for claiming he shouldn't have to worry about being robbed?

He should be able to wave around as much cash as he wants.

TEACH MEN NOT TO ROB!
 
2013-04-04 12:21:13 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.

Somewhere, Cracked is sitting in a corner, drinking alone, and wondering what went wrong.


I actually enjoy Cracked and don't get the hate.
 
2013-04-04 12:24:13 PM  

Pangea: Is this where people come and insult the posters for claiming he shouldn't have to worry about being robbed?

He should be able to wave around as much cash as he wants.

TEACH MEN NOT TO ROB!


That is funny.

But, I think this kid is in for a long future of getting robbed by women.
 
2013-04-04 12:29:27 PM  
The Muthaship:That is funny.

But, I think this kid is in for a long future of getting robbed by women.


I question his sexuality, but that could easily be based in jealousy over his cash. Also his pretty hands.
 
2013-04-04 12:38:43 PM  

Chainsaw Turd Elf: I only like Buzzfeed for their cute animal features.


Did my wife finally make a username? I'm coming home in 6 hours honey - less post-y, more make my dinner-y.
 
2013-04-04 12:55:43 PM  
I sure hope his parents are smart enough to create a trust where he can't get access to the principal. If not he's going to blow through their money in a matter of years once he has inherited it. I've seen it happen before first hand. I don't care how much money it is, stupid will find a way to lose it.
 
2013-04-04 12:56:40 PM  

Uzzah: mongbiohazard: Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"

She's very patient.

What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?

If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.


That's okay, I'm his wife's featured partner.

/got nothin.
 
2013-04-04 01:11:04 PM  

xanadian: We weren't supposed to post his Instagram pictures.  We needed to axe his permissions first.  Those pics are his.

/I think it's safe to say King Douchenozzle has been overthrown


Photoshopping time?

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2013-04-04 01:15:30 PM  

sauce_jenkins: As much as I feel deep in my heart that this is obnoxious, I find his antics kind of amusing.


Hehe, yeah me too. It has "satire" written all over it. I'd hang out with the kid once, just to see if he's cool.

/Although the spelling hurts.
 
2013-04-04 01:22:28 PM  

SubBass49: xanadian: We weren't supposed to post his Instagram pictures. We needed to axe his permissions first. Those pics are his.

/I think it's safe to say King Douchenozzle has been overthrown

Photoshopping time?

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i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 02:01:18 PM  
it's not his father's money, it's his mother's.

his mother is shikha sharma.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shikha_Sharma

i have a feeling she will put a stop to this.

it only takes a few minutes on google to find this out.
 
2013-04-04 02:14:08 PM  
The first rule in being a baller is to have nice kicks. He has more than just a couple of scuffs on those shoes.

/ also, he should shave his neck. He's hairier than Kim K.
 
2013-04-04 02:20:19 PM  
His staples aren't the ones that are coated in gold, they're just gold colored.  Real gold staples don't come in full strips.  Even when El Casco, makers of gold staplers offered golden staples, they only came in half strips.
 
2013-04-04 02:59:57 PM  
Seems totally legit.
 
2013-04-04 03:16:43 PM  

pdrake: it's not his father's money, it's his mother's.

his mother is shikha sharma.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shikha_Sharma

i have a feeling she will put a stop to this.

it only takes a few minutes on google to find this out.



Dude, I ordered the shikha sharma once, it was awful.   Tasted like rich fish.
 
2013-04-04 03:17:30 PM  

Disaster Transport: The first rule in being a baller is to have nice kicks. He has more than just a couple of scuffs on those shoes.

/ also, he should shave his neck. He's hairier than Kim K.


Most of them are.
 
2013-04-04 03:23:46 PM  
Apparently, his parents haven't been taught in the disciplinary method of "cockpunch."

Which is what this kid really needed when he was younger.
 
2013-04-04 03:41:52 PM  
I'm going to use this as inspiration for a screenplay about two ne'er do wells 20 somethings who are fresh out of prison. Having too much time on their hands while in prison they recognize the use of targeting rich idiots via their own hubris on social networking sites.

They proceed to rob a number of the instagram set, while being tracked by a wise cracking black parole officer, a once former glory boy, fallen on bad times after a few blown cases.

Things escalate until they happen to be robbing the house while at the same time another set of robbers have already robbed the house and kidnapped the owners. Our two robbers end up working with the detective, helping him rescue the kidnapped owners, and they manage to slip away to Mexico before they get taken into custody.

I'll call it "Instagrabbed".
 
2013-04-04 03:50:04 PM  

TheHumanCannonball: I'm going to use this as inspiration for a screenplay about two ne'er do wells 20 somethings who are fresh out of prison. Having too much time on their hands while in prison they recognize the use of targeting rich idiots via their own hubris on social networking sites.

They proceed to rob a number of the instagram set, while being tracked by a wise cracking black parole officer, a once former glory boy, fallen on bad times after a few blown cases.

Things escalate until they happen to be robbing the house while at the same time another set of robbers have already robbed the house and kidnapped the owners. Our two robbers end up working with the detective, helping him rescue the kidnapped owners, and they manage to slip away to Mexico before they get taken into custody.

I'll call it "Instagrabbed".



You're probably being sarcastic, but it damn sure sounds like a movie that movie industry execs would trip over trying to get made.
 
2013-04-04 03:52:49 PM  

TheHumanCannonball: I'm going to use this as inspiration for a screenplay about two ne'er do wells 20 somethings who are fresh out of prison. Having too much time on their hands while in prison they recognize the use of targeting rich idiots via their own hubris on social networking sites.

They proceed to rob a number of the instagram set, while being tracked by a wise cracking black parole officer, a once former glory boy, fallen on bad times after a few blown cases.

Things escalate until they happen to be robbing the house while at the same time another set of robbers have already robbed the house and kidnapped the owners. Our two robbers end up working with the detective, helping him rescue the kidnapped owners, and they manage to slip away to Mexico before they get taken into custody.

I'll call it "Instagrabbed".


I would watch it for a half an hour on netflix..
 
2013-04-04 04:08:06 PM  
It's times like this that I always remind myself: "Someone else's happiness is not the measure of my unhappiness."  Don't like it? Then don't let it bug you.

If it helps the sadists out there any, I've known some moderately to mega-rich people in my life, and more than a few of them were still desperately unhappy.
 
2013-04-04 04:24:06 PM  
Hey 99%... this is the 1% distributing their wealth. They get trinkets, you get jobs to provide them.
 
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