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(Buzzfeed)   Despite the intense competition, this kid is easily the worst teenager on Instagram   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 104
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2013-04-04 08:29:30 AM  
All that money and he still can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". You think he could at least pay someone to teach him the difference.
 
2013-04-04 08:40:17 AM  
Welp, I'm done with this planet.

Time to blow it up.
 
2013-04-04 08:43:32 AM  
He puts the douche in douchebag.
 
2013-04-04 08:44:35 AM  
I am suspicious.

I can't help, it's my nature to be cynical.  But it all seems fakish.

FAKISH.  It's a word.  Look it up!
 
2013-04-04 08:52:10 AM  
This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?
 
2013-04-04 08:52:13 AM  
Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.
 
2013-04-04 08:59:12 AM  

James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?


He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.
 
2013-04-04 09:02:00 AM  

WTF Indeed: James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?

He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.


I'm okay with that.
 
2013-04-04 09:20:28 AM  
We weren't supposed to post his Instagram pictures.  We needed to axe his permissions first.  Those pics are his.

/I think it's safe to say King Douchenozzle has been overthrown
 
2013-04-04 09:35:15 AM  

Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.


Somewhere, Cracked is sitting in a corner, drinking alone, and wondering what went wrong.
 
2013-04-04 09:38:43 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.

Somewhere, Cracked is sitting in a corner, drinking alone, and wondering what went wrong.


The worst part about buzzfeed is how lazy they are.  They like the photo-essay style, which is alright for certain things, but that's all they've got.  Writing an actual article from time to time wouldn't hurt.
 
2013-04-04 09:45:52 AM  
enjoy being robbed!
 
2013-04-04 09:46:11 AM  
he's just a kid though, I think it is mean to call him names and for people to take out their frustrations on him. I know it is cathartic internet behavior to say 'lolzrs worst person in teh worlds!!' but I feel sorry for this young douche-bag.
 
2013-04-04 09:46:34 AM  

James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?


It's one of those rare times where someone gets killed in a mugging and the appropriate response is "well, of course he did."

Inevitably his brush with the seedy underbelly of the public will change him and he gets to become a GOP big-wig.
 
2013-04-04 09:47:18 AM  

Klippoklondike: God Is My Co-Pirate: Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.

Somewhere, Cracked is sitting in a corner, drinking alone, and wondering what went wrong.

The worst part about buzzfeed is how lazy they are.  They like the photo-essay style, which is alright for certain things, but that's all they've got.  Writing an actual article from time to time wouldn't hurt.


Not arguing, but actually it did hurt when they tried writing an actual article - they wrote that slam piece on The Oatmeal that was amply packed with shiat, It's why I stopped clicking on them.
 
2013-04-04 09:48:07 AM  
I thought the gold staples was really funny.  Whatever, obviously it is fake and the kid is having a good time spoofing the whole rich kids of instagram thing.
 
2013-04-04 09:49:00 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: I am suspicious.

I can't help, it's my nature to be cynical.  But it all seems fakish.

FAKISH.  It's a word.  Look it up!


yeah, like the stack of '20's and the same sized stack of '100's bound with the same $2000 band.
 
2013-04-04 09:50:18 AM  
Grammar butchery aside, the Kardashian rant was his saving grace.

WTF Indeed: He won't get robbed as much as someone will try to rob him, find out it's amazing what you can do with photoshop and empty bottles of mineral water these days, and beat the crap out of him for wasting their robbing time.


Not to say that he isn't flossin', but he's f*cking with people too.
 
2013-04-04 09:51:36 AM  

monty666: He puts the douche in his Louis Vuitton douchebag.


Indeed.
 
2013-04-04 09:53:19 AM  

James!: This is what I look like and where I am currently posting from.  I carry large sums of money on me, here are pictures.

How long until this kid gets robbed?


This!  If I was in the area, I might rob him myself.  Or at least show this crap to his parents.
 
2013-04-04 09:54:12 AM  

highrye: I thought the gold staples was really funny.  Whatever, obviously it is fake and the kid is having a good time spoofing the whole rich kids of instagram thing.



this too
 
2013-04-04 09:54:13 AM  
you'd think he could do something about those caterpillars on his face.
 
2013-04-04 09:56:07 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: highrye: I thought the gold staples was really funny.  Whatever, obviously it is fake and the kid is having a good time spoofing the whole rich kids of instagram thing.


this too


exactly my thought. I got to the staples and giggled.

/peasant, heh
 
2013-04-04 09:56:56 AM  
Its just like a rap video I saw one time when I could not find the remote to change the channel.
 
2013-04-04 09:58:49 AM  

Walker: All that money and he still can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". You think he could at least pay someone to teach him the difference.


You're correct.  This kid has to be a fake - it's obvious that he has a public school education and nobody with the kind of money he pretends to have would have that.  Either that or his Daddy is  nouveau riche and he's papering over his abundant hill-billiness with $100 bills.  He'd have to be at least smart enough to know he's wrong in order to pay someone to teach him.
 
2013-04-04 10:00:37 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: I am suspicious.

I can't help, it's my nature to be cynical.  But it all seems fakish.

FAKISH.  It's a word.   Look it up Study it out!



FTFY.  It was inspired by Skarekrough mentioning the GOP.
 
2013-04-04 10:01:24 AM  
bah, why did I not see the giant "buzzfeed" icon before I clicked that...
 
2013-04-04 10:01:57 AM  
Great satire of the world's consumerist, wealth-worshipping, swag-based vapid soulless "culture."
 
2013-04-04 10:04:08 AM  
Is there a sequel to Shahs of Sunset coming out, or something?
 
2013-04-04 10:04:43 AM  
He wanted attention, he's getting attention, he will get more attention followed by less attention, then no attention.
We've seen it all before, he's a young man compensating for something missing in his life. This one seems pretty harmless but I imagine once the spotlight starts fading he'll be a bit more of a wildcard as desperation sinks in.
 
2013-04-04 10:07:18 AM  
So, exactly how much money is Drew making from Buzzfeed for posting  'fascinating' stories crap such as this?
 
2013-04-04 10:07:53 AM  
 
2013-04-04 10:11:27 AM  

Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.


My wife browses primarily Fark and Buzzfeed when she's online. We were talking about it last night...

Wife: "I really like Buzzfeed -"
Me: "Featured Partner."
Wife:  "- because Buzzfeed -"
Me: "Featured Partner."
Wife:  "- always has lots of cute pictures of animals, and so at the end of a long day of work it's nice to open Buzzfeed -"
Me: "Featured Partner."
Wife: "- and let the cute animal pictures cheer me up."
Me: "..."
Wife: "..."
Me: "..."
Wife:  "Buzzfee -"
Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"

She's very patient.
 
2013-04-04 10:11:30 AM  

highrye: I thought the gold staples was really funny.  Whatever, obviously it is fake and the kid is having a good time spoofing the whole rich kids of instagram thing.


bullseye
 
2013-04-04 10:13:56 AM  
You know, I've never been one to advocate a bloody French Revolution style slaughtering of aristocrats... But seeing this makes me want to. I really hope this is just the greatest troll ever because if he isn't...ghahh.
/ I wonder what would happen if this made the mainstream news. It would be pretty hilarious to see Fox News try to defend him as being a job creator.
 
2013-04-04 10:18:57 AM  

mongbiohazard: Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"

She's very patient.


What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?

If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.
 
2013-04-04 10:19:25 AM  
So we're supposed to believe that 6 small helium balloons carried away $4000?

$4000 in 20's is 200 bills and at about a gram per bill, so about 200 grams ignoring the wrappers. It takes a liter of helium to lift a single gram. How big do those balloons look? Maybe 4 liters each? Lets make it 10. Hell, 20. 6 balloons at 20 liters each, so his magical look-smaller-than-they-really-are balloons can lift about 120 grams, ignoring the weight of the balloon and the string. I'm not buying it.
 
2013-04-04 10:22:55 AM  
Why is the bathroom he's in so ghetto?  FAKE.
 
2013-04-04 10:23:41 AM  

Uzzah: mongbiohazard: Me: "FEATURED PARTNER!!!"

She's very patient.

What, exactly, is your point? She says "I like this thing," and your response is "but they advertise!"? If she said "I like Coke," do you say "IT'S ALL OVER AMERICAN IDOL, YOU STUPID BIATCH!"?

If your going to bag on someone, bag on Fark for selling you eyeballs to whoever pays.


No, some how the internet was going to be different. We already lost TV.

Go back to the 1950s and find passionate debate on whether TV should be "commercial" or "sponsored" or using the model they use in the UK.

Remember we all are internet early adopters. Some of us are / were great fans of Fark and cheered it being a success story. Watching it commoditize whats already there, then sell that to any asswit come-lately out for their slice of the pie, is just annoying and sad sometimes.
 
2013-04-04 10:23:47 AM  
I don't get it. Obviously this kid is fake, but there are kids out there doing pretty similar shiat who aren't. I think if I had that kind of fark you money the LAST thing I'd be doing is farking posting pictures on Instagram.

I mean really? You can go anywhere in the world and do anything you want and you spend time posting pictures on a farking website mostly used by idiots to post blurry pics of their cats. That's so stupid it defies explanation.

/the Kardashian rant was pretty funny
 
2013-04-04 10:26:23 AM  
Smells like a fake.  And it seems to have worked.
 
2013-04-04 10:26:28 AM  
Wait, what?  We are allowed to comment on a Buzzfeed link?
 
2013-04-04 10:27:19 AM  
I assumed these kids just made all this sh*t up and photoshopped these pics and i thought "That's pathetic".  I occurred to me that they might actually have all this money lavished on them by their parents and they have nothing better to do than say "See how much money I have?"  And that's really pathetic.  I hope maybe some day somebody hugs them or talks to them about something besides money.
 
2013-04-04 10:28:25 AM  
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2013-04-04 10:29:48 AM  

fightingnewfoundlander: Klippoklondike: God Is My Co-Pirate: Generation_D: Despite intense competition, BuzzFeed is the worst paid link fark client. Now that the NewsMax / Breitbart contract appears to have ended for the moment.

Somewhere, Cracked is sitting in a corner, drinking alone, and wondering what went wrong.

The worst part about buzzfeed is how lazy they are.  They like the photo-essay style, which is alright for certain things, but that's all they've got.  Writing an actual article from time to time wouldn't hurt.

Not arguing, but actually it did hurt when they tried writing an actual article - they wrote that slam piece on The Oatmeal that was amply packed with shiat, It's why I stopped clicking on them.


Hell them getting featured parnet links is why I gave up totalfark after many years
 
2013-04-04 10:29:58 AM  
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Lavish???  I think so....
 
2013-04-04 10:31:52 AM  
OWS must be over, all the entitled rich douchenozzles that think they're going to wage a class war against other rich douchenozzles seem to have returned to their natural environment and FARK accounts.
 
2013-04-04 10:32:47 AM  
Your all just jealous. I would retort further, but I have to be at the bank in 26 minutes.
 
2013-04-04 10:35:20 AM  
Break the news to him gently.
 
2013-04-04 10:36:05 AM  

sandi_fish: Why is the bathroom he's in so ghetto?  FAKE.


That was my first thought.  No gold faucets, no platinum toilet seat.  Just tap water in his empty bottles, monopoly money tied to the balloons and some peasant (to use his term) grammar to show his lack of pedigree.  Piece of shiat suburban kid who thinks he's a baller!
 
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