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(National Post)   Some Guy: "I calculate that my cash-on-hand falls well below the $10,000 threshold." Border Gestapo: :: Clikka-clikka :: "Nope. Sorry, Citizen. We are, however, grateful for the much-needed boost to Stephen Harper's Sweater Vest Fund"   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 9
    More: Stupid, Bank of Canada, detector dog, exchange rates, borders, Pearson International Airport, Federal Court of Appeal  
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2013-04-04 05:34:47 AM
3 votes:
He should have done the sensible thing and just shoved it up his ass
2013-04-04 06:44:14 AM
2 votes:
I remember a scene like this from the movie The Siege where they stopped a suspected terrorist at the border and find that he's carrying $20 less than maximum legal amount allowed in cash to be brought into the country and so Denzel takes a twenty out of his wallet, throws it onto the pile of cash and says something like "Well, he ain't under the limit now."

ahhh Denzel, you such a badass.
2013-04-04 07:17:55 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: FTFA: a currency detector dog

I had no idea there was such a thing.  Now I'm scared.


Just wait until you get hit up by the fruit beagle. I was coming back from Japan, and there was a military group who had come back from the same flight. We were waiting to pick up our bags so we could go clear customs and the fruit beagle starts sniffing this one guy's back (who is in full uniform, BTW) The agent makes him open his bag and finds an orange and loses his shiat. "Sir! This is an undeclared orange! You ARE NOT PERMITTED to bring fruit into this country! Did you not READ THE RULES??"

The guy tries to explain they gave him the orange on the damn plane and he was just saving it for later. The agent says "Sir, you are bringing OUT OF COUNTRY fruit INTO THE COUNTRY. You CANNOT do that!. You need to come with me now!"

The haul the guy off somewhere, and I didn't see him again by the time I had gotten my bags and cleared customs.
2013-04-04 07:09:10 AM
1 votes:

bighairyguy: Why do stupid people always seem to have more money than I do?


They take bigger risks.

It's why Roman Polanski is a wanted child molester instead of a beloved director whose wife died in a most horrible way. It's because he dared to dream he could be a director while you were making sound financial decisions. It's also why he dared to dream he could corn hole a 14 year old and again dared to dream he could get away with it in France.

Well all of his dreams came true.
2013-04-04 06:59:35 AM
1 votes:
Why do stupid people always seem to have more money than I do?
2013-04-04 06:58:27 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: FTFA: a currency detector dog

I had no idea there was such a thing.  Now I'm scared.


So: as long as you have one of these dogs around you can stop almost anyone over the age of 10 and search them?
2013-04-04 06:55:11 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: FTFA: a currency detector dog

I had no idea there was such a thing.  Now I'm scared.


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2013-04-04 02:27:16 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: FTFA: a currency detector dog

I had no idea there was such a thing.  Now I'm scared.


It just keeps walking away from me!

Side note: This guy taking just under the legal limit seems ... less than legit.
2013-04-04 01:11:15 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: a currency detector dog

I had no idea there was such a thing.  Now I'm scared.
 
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