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(Delaware County Daily Times)   Woman files insurance claim for expensive items stolen from her car. Pro Tip: When providing store receipts to the cops, make sure the business is open on the dates specified. Bonus: This is not Florida   (delcotimes.com) divider line 22
    More: Dumbass, Allstate, Dawn Syler, engagement rings, Detectives Lawrence Patterson, receiving stolen property  
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2013-04-04 08:32:02 AM
Latrell.
 
2013-04-04 08:32:51 AM
Well, it didn't help that she skipped a deposition and that she also has a criminal record. And I'm surprised she didn't try to use some shady jewelry store to cut her a fake receipt in return for a share of insurance money.
 
2013-04-04 08:35:05 AM
"receipts provided by a Ridley Township woman for some of her missing bling were from a store that had yet to even exist..."

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2013-04-04 08:36:05 AM
What about the salami she had in the trunk?
 
2013-04-04 08:38:03 AM
I have receipts for all my possessions.
 
2013-04-04 08:40:55 AM
She's just playing the ghetto lottery. The numbers didn't come up this time, but she learned a bunch. She'll try again when she gets released in 6 months.

Companies didn't redline becasue they hated blacks, but rather because poor people tend to get shady.
 
2013-04-04 08:45:43 AM
Allstate had previously appraised the ring and necklace - both gifts from her fiance Andele Johnson ...The receipt for the ring was dated June 14, 2008

Who stays engaged for 5 years?
 
2013-04-04 08:53:04 AM

MayoBoy: Allstate had previously appraised the ring and necklace - both gifts from her fiance Andele Johnson ...The receipt for the ring was dated June 14, 2008

Who stays engaged for 5 years?


Someone who knows what they're doing.
 
2013-04-04 09:02:36 AM
Are things different in Deleware as far as contents claims go or was this through her home insurance? You're usually shiat out of luck for anything stolen out of your car unless you put it through a home policy. I'd expect she'd be paying an absurd premium on having over $100,000 in jewelry scheduled. Unless AllState just doesn't give a damn about these things until a claim is made.
 
2013-04-04 09:05:55 AM
I been caught stealing, once when I was 5.

I enjoy stealing.
 
2013-04-04 09:22:51 AM

Vodka Zombie: MayoBoy: Allstate had previously appraised the ring and necklace - both gifts from her fiance Andele Johnson ...The receipt for the ring was dated June 14, 2008

Who stays engaged for 5 years?

Someone who knows what they're doing.


her fiance Andele Johnson ...........   was incarcerated in New Jersey from May 5, 2006, to May 19, 2011.

Having one of the engaged parties in prison would put a damper on the nuptials I imagine.
 
2013-04-04 09:50:37 AM
She was preliminary arraigned and released on $100,000 unsecured bail.

how does someone like her afford $100K for bail?
 
2013-04-04 10:20:01 AM
a $1500 Ipad?  She could at least be smart enough to find the correct price.
 
2013-04-04 11:27:06 AM

SuperNinjaToad: She was preliminary arraigned and released on $100,000 unsecured bail.

how does someone like her afford $100K for bail?


She had a receipt that shows she already paid.
 
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2013-04-04 11:40:33 AM

probesport: SuperNinjaToad: She was preliminary arraigned and released on $100,000 unsecured bail.

how does someone like her afford $100K for bail?

She had a receipt that shows she already paid.


ding ding ding.....we have a  WINNER
 
2013-04-04 12:07:35 PM

vudukungfu: Latrell.


Exactly, Latrell.
 
2013-04-04 02:48:05 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Are things different in Deleware as far as contents claims go or was this through her home insurance? You're usually shiat out of luck for anything stolen out of your car unless you put it through a home policy. I'd expect she'd be paying an absurd premium on having over $100,000 in jewelry scheduled. Unless AllState just doesn't give a damn about these things until a claim is made.


You can get insurance policies to cover pretty much anything you want as long as you pay the premium.  I used to participate in events that required 250,000/500,000 liability coverage.  Added something like $70/year to my policy.  I could have smashed into a Bentley and been covered.  There's add-ons for theft of vehicle, theft of contents, etc.  Just about anything [legal] that you can think of.
 
2013-04-04 04:19:44 PM

jtown: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Are things different in Deleware as far as contents claims go or was this through her home insurance? You're usually shiat out of luck for anything stolen out of your car unless you put it through a home policy. I'd expect she'd be paying an absurd premium on having over $100,000 in jewelry scheduled. Unless AllState just doesn't give a damn about these things until a claim is made.

You can get insurance policies to cover pretty much anything you want as long as you pay the premium.  I used to participate in events that required 250,000/500,000 liability coverage.  Added something like $70/year to my policy.  I could have smashed into a Bentley and been covered.  There's add-ons for theft of vehicle, theft of contents, etc.  Just about anything [legal] that you can think of.


Yes, those would all be additional endorsements. Though I really doubt 500 grand in liability would cover a Bentley and the medical bills of any drivers and passengers. Typically though contents of a vehicle  (not attachments like a stereo or performance parts, loose stuff that you own) would need to be on a home policy that as personal property. I don't know of any company that doesn't limit the amount payed on jewelry unless it is scheduled on the policy and that typically costs between $0.60-$2 per $100 value of the item. So $600 a year roughly for their bogus claim. Not fishy at all.
 
2013-04-04 06:37:25 PM

wingnut396: her fiance Andele Johnson


Soeedy Gonzalez is da bebby daddy.
 
2013-04-04 08:04:29 PM
She was black? figures.
 
2013-04-04 10:29:42 PM

Earl of Chives: She's just playing the ghetto lottery. The numbers didn't come up this time, but she learned a bunch. She'll try again when she gets released in 6 months.

Companies didn't redline becasue they hated blacks, but rather because poor people tend to get shady.


Because the wealthy never commit insurance fraud. Eabod.
 
2013-04-05 09:19:47 AM
Is it just me, or does the "Economic Crime Division" sound far more impressive than it actually is?
 
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