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(Daily Mail)   After being targeted by bullies and attacked with a tennis racket, 18-year-old woman loses nearly half her body weight, is now totally smoking hot and hittable. Take THAT bullies (w/before and after pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-03 11:19:01 PM  
She's very pretty, but those Digestive cookies are delicious.  I ate a whole package once, assuming they were some sort of probiotic nonsense.
 
2013-04-03 11:33:42 PM  
NOPE.
 
2013-04-03 11:41:59 PM  
In the end, it was the bullies who were served
 
2013-04-03 11:46:43 PM  
If I'm reading this right, bullying is good for fat kids and we should feel better about society when a teenager is accepted as farkable.
No wonder obesity is such a problem.
 
2013-04-03 11:57:17 PM  
It's like that Stockard Channing movie from the early 70's except she hasn't killed her tormentors .... or has she?
 
2013-04-03 11:59:03 PM  

staplermofo: If I'm reading this right, bullying is good for fat kids and we should feel better about society when a teenager is accepted as farkable.
No wonder obesity is such a problem.


I got all of this from the headline alone.
 
2013-04-04 12:01:34 AM  
If I was her age...  i47.tinypic.com

But I like my women swarthy and rough around the edges now.
 
2013-04-04 12:22:37 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I got all of this from the headline alone.


I was talking about the cap to my Snapple®.
 
2013-04-04 12:29:38 AM  

staplermofo: BarkingUnicorn: I got all of this from the headline alone.

I was talking about the cap to my Snapple®.


huh?
 
2013-04-04 12:39:25 AM  
Jesus, Subby, British Hot! Not "smoking"!

Plus, you're gambling with hitting it, because if for some reason you marry her, you know she's going to plump right back up.
 
2013-04-04 01:12:04 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jesus, Subby, British Hot! Not "smoking"!

Plus, you're gambling with hitting it, because if for some reason you marry her, you know she's going to plump right back up.


listen to this guy, farkers, he is wise and true
 
2013-04-04 01:12:26 AM  
Headline...actually delivers. She is pretty hot
 
2013-04-04 01:12:50 AM  
Wait?  Does that mean the bullying worked?
 
2013-04-04 01:13:11 AM  
So this would be proof that bullying works right? I mean she lost the weight because she was tired of being made fun of right?

/quick somebody call me a fat ass before I finish this candy bar
//too late
 
2013-04-04 01:14:39 AM  
I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.
 
2013-04-04 01:18:32 AM  

staplermofo: If I'm reading this right, bullying is good for fat kids and we should feel better about society when a teenager is accepted as farkable.
No wonder obesity is such a problem.


Um.  Yeah.

Don't think this is the entire reason we've got an obesity problem, but yeah, this is just unsettling as f--k.

I went through a pre-teen gaining weight phase, then joined cross country in high school (mind you, had done track/soccer/softball through middle school) and lost all that weight and then some.  Which was cool, healthier, etc. - but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.  I would've stopped those hormonal changes in my body.

/my aunt with tact who just hugged me and then asked how high school was going and if I was in any extracurriculars - drawing out the "yeah, joined cross country over the summer, been training five to six days a week" so she knew it was healthy wait loss - that was the way to comment on it
 
2013-04-04 01:19:17 AM  
Good for her. Really.

But when girls do their mascara like that and it looks all spidery it drives me insane. And she's training to be a make up artist?!? *eye twitch*
 
2013-04-04 01:20:59 AM  
Well, bully for her then.
 
2013-04-04 01:21:33 AM  
i.qkme.me
The resemblance is uncanny.
 
2013-04-04 01:23:33 AM  
... Why 'take that?' The Bullies get what they wanted.
 
2013-04-04 01:23:49 AM  
It sounds like she was hittable before she lost the weight.
 
2013-04-04 01:24:35 AM  
StreetlightInTheGhetto:
but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.

Yeah I know what you mean, I lost 80lbs and about 8inches on my waist, everyone who went without seeing me commented, I even had a guy, whom I don't know but has a shop by my house, commented on it.

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"
 
2013-04-04 01:25:22 AM  
She's still British hot. After being in London all week I can personally attest to this phenomenon.

Now the women in Paris, the hotness scale isn't high enough.
 
2013-04-04 01:26:58 AM  
The pants picture is BS.  They come up past her waist now, and they're bunched up at the feet.  They're not her original pants.
 
2013-04-04 01:28:01 AM  
Quorn ham is not ham....
 
2013-04-04 01:30:30 AM  
Wouldn't that be a 'win' for bullying?
 
2013-04-04 01:34:39 AM  
She is pretty hot. I'll go with Reno hooker hot though , not British.
 
2013-04-04 01:38:20 AM  
Wow, her old diet was about 95% carbs and sugar. Her pancreas was probably crying.
 
2013-04-04 01:42:45 AM  
So.. how does a 'chocolate digestive' differ from chocolate?
 
2013-04-04 01:44:16 AM  

Fano: FirstNationalBastard: Jesus, Subby, British Hot! Not "smoking"!

Plus, you're gambling with hitting it, because if for some reason you marry her, you know she's going to plump right back up.

listen to this guy, farkers, he is wise and true


Yep. Once she catches that bus and quits running? KABOOM! Fat bomb.
 
2013-04-04 01:44:20 AM  

Trocadero: [i.qkme.me image 625x362]
The resemblance is uncanny.


I thought the same thing.

/except that actress also wins awards for stage acting
//stage acting takes serious skill and courage in my book
 
2013-04-04 01:46:48 AM  
British hot.

That said, it's some impressive weight loss, good for her.
 
2013-04-04 01:48:04 AM  

ayretise: So.. how does a 'chocolate digestive' differ from chocolate?


Chocolate dipped fibre cookie. Similiar to chocolate dipped graham cracker.
 
2013-04-04 01:49:00 AM  
at her age i dated girls her 'before' and 'after'. they were all delicious.
 
2013-04-04 01:50:14 AM  
man those are good
with a cup of tea or coffee
or ice cold milk

when i lived over there i gained weight for sure
of course it rained all the time, so your stuck in the pub drinking or sitting home eating chocolate bickies
not to mention pork pies...
 
2013-04-04 01:50:23 AM  
she's not actually hot but she has very pretty facial features. i think more than anything it's that she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with.
 
2013-04-04 01:51:28 AM  

duenor: she's not actually hot but she has very pretty facial features. i think more than anything it's that she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with.


Just hope she still remembers how to swallow a sausage?
 
2013-04-04 01:51:39 AM  
As pointed by many people already, this chic may have been doomed to a life of obesity and ll the health problems and social issues that came with it, How about just for your health.  She was 15 stone or roughly 210 pounds, I have trouble thinking that loss occurred naturally with no supplements and stretched skin issues enough to be a model, good for her getting to a healthy weight, hope she keeps it off and does not forget where she came from personality wise with all the attention she is getting
 
2013-04-04 01:51:49 AM  
A British 10
 
2013-04-04 01:55:45 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.


img.photobucket.com

They've got surgeries for that.

/cringe
 
2013-04-04 01:57:43 AM  
I think she's stll fat.
 
2013-04-04 01:59:01 AM  

Thats_Not_My_Baby: NOPE.


British hot
 
2013-04-04 01:59:08 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.


This. It's why there are no " smokin' hot " bikini pics.
 
2013-04-04 01:59:55 AM  
This is a first.  It's the first time I've seen a headline to an article from the UK saying the woman was totally hot and she was.  Usually when I click on a link to a UK newspaper I know I'm going to need eyebleach.

Hopefully she will soon be in The Sun on page 3.
 
2013-04-04 02:02:19 AM  
15 stone, is that a lot? How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2013-04-04 02:04:34 AM  

PaLarkin: This is a first.  It's the first time I've seen a headline to an article from the UK saying the woman was totally hot and she was.  Usually when I click on a link to a UK newspaper I know I'm going to need eyebleach.

Hopefully she will soon be in The Sun on page 3.


Sadly the page three girl may be a thing of the past,
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/01/world/europe/uk-sun-page-3

they did do a harlem shake video ns4wish
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/page-3/4793225/Suns-Page- 3- girls-do-The-Harlem-Shake.html
 
2013-04-04 02:05:50 AM  

gerbilpox: 15 stone, is that a lot? How many Rhode Islands is that?


210 lbs 95 kilos
 
2013-04-04 02:11:11 AM  

tjsands1118: So this would be proof that bullying works right? I mean she lost the weight because she was tired of being made fun of right?


Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fark with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.
 
2013-04-04 02:11:16 AM  
Would hit it.
Amazing how much better a face looks when it isn't padded in flab.  Ditto for the rest of her.  Good for her :)
 
2013-04-04 02:11:44 AM  
My ex was pretty chubby but she had a really great face, big boobs, and nice skin.  She showed me some pics of her in highschool before she put on the wait and DAY-UM.  Would've been worth the jail time.

That is all.
 
2013-04-04 02:14:00 AM  
"Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?
 
2013-04-04 02:15:40 AM  
That is a nasty looking trash can. What are they tossing in there, hobo parts?
 
2013-04-04 02:18:58 AM  
Good on her for being more pleasant to look at!
 
2013-04-04 02:23:17 AM  
Personally, I think they killed the original and replaced her with some kind of alien. She's got those lizard eyes.
 
2013-04-04 02:23:27 AM  
dont they wash or clean the garbage can lid--that looks terrible
 
2013-04-04 02:23:36 AM  

cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?


Yoghurt.  Yoghug.  Yogfeelbetter.
 
2013-04-04 02:29:59 AM  

sendtodave: cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?

Yoghurt.  Yoghug.  Yogfeelbetter.


Yog-Sothoth.
 
2013-04-04 02:32:23 AM  

fusillade762: sendtodave: cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?

Yoghurt.  Yoghug.  Yogfeelbetter.

Yog-Sothoth.


What you call Yog?
 
2013-04-04 02:33:03 AM  

TalenLee: ... Why 'take that?' The Bullies get what they wanted.


i think what they wanted was somebody to hit with a tennis racket. if they saw her today they'd probably hit her with tennis rackets, but she'd have no cushion.
 
2013-04-04 02:33:55 AM  
Good for her. And while the insecure fat people in here might not grasp it, being healthier and more attractive is actually a good thing, and helps your self confidence to boot. Being fat is not healthy- and attractiveness is not just some social construct. We're attracted to people who are healthy and genetically different enough from us to not cause problems (incidentally, that's why the BO of some prospective mates smells much better to you than others- it's one of the mechanisms your body has evolved to sniff out people in your small little tribal village who are too closely related to be a good match). Fat is not something we associate with healthy, and it turns out that evolution wasn't stupid on that front.

WillofJ2: , I have trouble thinking that loss occurred naturally with no supplements


It's not that hard to believe. Despite what the ads tell you to think, it's not magic: Eat a reasonable, balanced diet. If she was eating a pack or two of cookies a day, just not doing that is going to have a major impact.
 
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2013-04-04 02:35:05 AM  
That was the most tentative click I've ever made.... "smoking hot", "hittable", "pics" ... yeah.

I cringed as the page loaded, and my ass finally un-puckered when I realized the cake was not a lie.
 
2013-04-04 02:37:13 AM  

nburghmatt: TalenLee: ... Why 'take that?' The Bullies get what they wanted.

i think what they wanted was somebody to hit with a tennis racket. if they saw her today they'd probably hit her with

tennis rackets, but she'd have no cushiontheir penises.
 
2013-04-04 02:41:52 AM  

fusillade762: sendtodave: cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?

Yoghurt.  Yoghug.  Yogfeelbetter.

Yog-Sothoth.


Gesundheit.
 
2013-04-04 02:42:02 AM  

tjsands1118: StreetlightInTheGhetto:
but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.

Yeah I know what you mean, I lost 80lbs and about 8inches on my waist, everyone who went without seeing me commented, I even had a guy, whom I don't know but has a shop by my house, commented on it.

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"


For fark's sake. Learn to take a compliment. Some people will whine about anything
 
2013-04-04 02:52:21 AM  

sendtodave: fusillade762: sendtodave: cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?

Yoghurt.  Yoghug.  Yogfeelbetter.

Yog-Sothoth.

What you call Yog?


Sorry, have lisp. Meant to say Yog AWESOME. Yeah, that ticket.
 
2013-04-04 02:57:23 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.


Must be nice. Mine look like .mud errosion.
 
2013-04-04 02:57:37 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jesus, Subby, British Hot! Not "smoking"!


Says you.

(not subby, and she's less than half my age..)
 
2013-04-04 03:01:32 AM  
I'm friends with a fat girl who tries to hard to convince herself that she's happy with her body. Never mind the health risks, she'd be gorgeous if she lost weight. She even made a passive aggressive comment to me when she found out I was cutting carbs to lose weight. Sad.
 
2013-04-04 03:03:06 AM  

fusillade762: sendtodave: fusillade762: sendtodave: cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?

Yoghurt.  Yoghug.  Yogfeelbetter.

Yog-Sothoth.

What you call Yog?

Sorry, have lisp. Meant to say Yog AWESOME. Yeah, that ticket.


Yog thought so.
 
2013-04-04 03:07:37 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm friends with a fat girl who tries to hard to convince herself that she's happy with her body. Never mind the health risks, she'd be gorgeous if she lost weight. She even made a passive aggressive comment to me when she found out I was cutting carbs to lose weight. Sad.


I was friends with a fat girl whom I tried to convince she was beautiful no matter how fat she was. She hated the compliments and started seeing other guys who only had the worst intentions for her, as if she wanted to prove that she deserved the crap she took. I finally had enough and said goodbye.
 
2013-04-04 03:11:13 AM  

BGates: duenor: she's not actually hot but she has very pretty facial features. i think more than anything it's that she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with.

Just hope she still remembers how to swallow a sausage?


The aero le.said she gave up cookies, not meat.
 
2013-04-04 03:11:59 AM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Atomic Spunk: I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.

[img.photobucket.com image 342x320]

They've got surgeries for that.

/cringe


That's not surgery,that's a corset piercing.  Although it's unusual to see one on the side of the body like that, and that one is pretty long as those things go.

/that's what she said
 
2013-04-04 03:14:27 AM  

Coelacanth: I was friends with a fat girl whom I tried to convince she was beautiful no matter how fat she was. She hated the compliments and started seeing other guys who only had the worst intentions for her, as if she wanted to prove that she deserved the crap she took. I finally had enough and said goodbye.


I have a friend just like that. She seems to have this narrative that she keeps telling herself; that she's fat and no one will ever love her. No matter what people tell or how they act towards her she only accepts things that validate this world view and completely disregards anything that would conflict with it.
 
2013-04-04 03:16:34 AM  
Someone used to be a fat teenager and they aren't any more? Ah, the Daily Mail never lets ya down with the hard hitting journalism.
 
2013-04-04 03:22:28 AM  
pbfcomics.com
 
2013-04-04 03:22:44 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Thats_Not_My_Baby: NOPE.

British hot


Which makes it that much better.
 
2013-04-04 03:23:27 AM  

PhotoCindy: Someone used to be a fat teenager and they aren't any more? Ah, the Daily Mail never lets ya down with the hard hitting journalism.


I figure they're just  taking a break from their usual "zomg-teacher-sleeps-with-student!!" and "zomg-look-at-this-celebrity's-new-purse!!" bread and butter.
 
2013-04-04 03:27:18 AM  

cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?


I like to spell it "yoghourt". Looks more barbaric that way.
 
2013-04-04 03:33:06 AM  
I had bariatric surgery and lost over 200 pounds. I love when I get flirted with or hit on by a woman who obviously wouldnt have even looked at me when I was heavier. Its fun to not give them the time of day and treat them just like they would have treated me. Its even more fun when they have what they consider a less attractive wing woman and I can hit on her
 
2013-04-04 03:33:06 AM  

miss diminutive: Coelacanth: I was friends with a fat girl whom I tried to convince she was beautiful no matter how fat she was. She hated the compliments and started seeing other guys who only had the worst intentions for her, as if she wanted to prove that she deserved the crap she took. I finally had enough and said goodbye.

I have a friend just like that. She seems to have this narrative that she keeps telling herself; that she's fat and no one will ever love her. No matter what people tell or how they act towards her she only accepts things that validate this world view and completely disregards anything that would conflict with it.


ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-04 03:42:52 AM  

sendtodave: miss diminutive: Coelacanth: I was friends with a fat girl whom I tried to convince she was beautiful no matter how fat she was. She hated the compliments and started seeing other guys who only had the worst intentions for her, as if she wanted to prove that she deserved the crap she took. I finally had enough and said goodbye.

I have a friend just like that. She seems to have this narrative that she keeps telling herself; that she's fat and no one will ever love her. No matter what people tell or how they act towards her she only accepts things that validate this world view and completely disregards anything that would conflict with it.

[ts2.mm.bing.net image 220x147]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-04 03:46:01 AM  
TEENAGER EMMA DAY HAS LOST SEVEN STONE BY CUTTING OUT BISCUITS

www.troll.me
 
2013-04-04 03:53:33 AM  
Then they'll go full Steubenville on her.
 
2013-04-04 03:56:05 AM  
Me Want Foooood.
 
2013-04-04 03:56:47 AM  

tjsands1118: StreetlightInTheGhetto:
but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.

Yeah I know what you mean, I lost 80lbs and about 8inches on my waist, everyone who went without seeing me commented, I even had a guy, whom I don't know but has a shop by my house, commented on it.

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"


Or it could also be a harmless comment to acknowledge the fact that you seem to have been working on your body, which in general does happen to make people more attractive. but by all means keep taking offence to people taking notice.
 
2013-04-04 04:32:16 AM  

tortilla burger: Headline...actually delivers. She is pretty hot


For once.
 
2013-04-04 04:32:40 AM  

tjsands1118: StreetlightInTheGhetto:
but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.

Yeah I know what you mean, I lost 80lbs and about 8inches on my waist, everyone who went without seeing me commented, I even had a guy, whom I don't know but has a shop by my house, commented on it.

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"




I've lost 50 lbs (almost 54, actually) so far since i started on New Year's Day this year and I'm relishing the comments. I'm not keeping it secret, either - once a month I put up comparison shots on my Facebook wall. The positive comments are very motivating. I felt I needed to let go of a sense of embarrassment about my body and start feeling pride in what I'm accomplishing.
 
2013-04-04 04:43:28 AM  

Lizardking: I had bariatric surgery and lost over 200 pounds. I love when I get flirted with or hit on by a woman who obviously wouldnt have even looked at me when I was heavier. Its fun to not give them the time of day and treat them just like they would have treated me. Its even more fun when they have what they consider a less attractive wing woman and I can hit on her


Ooh, a bitter fella with a long memory, that is so-o-o hot!
 
2013-04-04 04:47:25 AM  

thisispete: I've lost 50 lbs (almost 54, actually) so far since i started on New Year's Day this year and I'm relishing the comments.


54 lbs in 3 months?! That's amazing. Has it been a diet and exercise combo or something more exotic, like daily mango infused colonic cleanses?
 
2013-04-04 04:55:14 AM  

bobtheallmighty: tjsands1118: 

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"

Or it could also be a harmless comment to acknowledge the fact that you seem to have been working on your body, which in general does happen to make people more attractive. but by all means keep taking offence to people taking notice.


I had that happen with a haircut once. Nice people were like "Hey. New hair. Looks cute." Several others,  including a few older male professors were all "Omgomg You look so-o-o-o much better now! I can't believe it! So trim and pretty! ... I didn't know you were good-looking! ... You look so smart now, do you feel more intelligent? Ha ha! ... etc.etc." There's a line between compliments and just, I don't know, awkwardness. Weight is usually a sensitive topic, so I can see how a person might not appreciate the delivery of some people's praise.
 
2013-04-04 05:02:20 AM  

E5bie: bobtheallmighty: tjsands1118: 

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"

Or it could also be a harmless comment to acknowledge the fact that you seem to have been working on your body, which in general does happen to make people more attractive. but by all means keep taking offence to people taking notice.

I had that happen with a haircut once. Nice people were like "Hey. New hair. Looks cute." Several others,  including a few older male professors were all "Omgomg You look so-o-o-o much better now! I can't believe it! So trim and pretty! ... I didn't know you were good-looking! ... You look so smart now, do you feel more intelligent? Ha ha! ... etc.etc." There's a line between compliments and just, I don't know, awkwardness. Weight is usually a sensitive topic, so I can see how a person might not appreciate the delivery of some people's praise.


Reminds me of when I was 28, and shaved off a beard that I'd had for a few years.. a coworker said 'Oh, I thought you were in your 40's!'
 
2013-04-04 05:13:38 AM  

E5bie: Lizardking: I had bariatric surgery and lost over 200 pounds. I love when I get flirted with or hit on by a woman who obviously wouldnt have even looked at me when I was heavier. Its fun to not give them the time of day and treat them just like they would have treated me. Its even more fun when they have what they consider a less attractive wing woman and I can hit on her

Ooh, a bitter fella with a long memory, that is so-o-o hot!


It`s more attractive to women than an average intelligence neurotic easily offended female is to men...
 
2013-04-04 05:23:07 AM  

bobtheallmighty: tjsands1118: StreetlightInTheGhetto:
but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.

Yeah I know what you mean, I lost 80lbs and about 8inches on my waist, everyone who went without seeing me commented, I even had a guy, whom I don't know but has a shop by my house, commented on it.

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"

Or it could also be a harmless comment to acknowledge the fact that you seem to have been working on your body, which in general does happen to make people more attractive. but by all means keep taking offence to people taking notice.


Alphax: Reminds me of when I was 28, and shaved off a beard that I'd had for a few years.. a coworker said 'Oh, I thought you were in your 40's!'


Now why is it ok to comment that they guy who shaved his beard looks better but not the guy who lost weight or the woman who finally sorted her hair out?

What do you want? people telling you you look bad every day? ("hey fattie, you look terrible")

What do you want? people to not tell you you look better now? ("You don`t look any better now")

What do you want? people to find you more attractive if you are fat? (dream on)

What do you want? people to never ever comment on your physical state positively or negatively? ("you look amazingly average today")

Get a grip. If people saying nice things to you is a problem then the people saying nice things is the LEAST of your problems...
You know you were fat, stop pretending nobody else knew either.

/card carrying fattie. I get to use the word. Been there, had the names etc. got over it, life is better now.
//I also get to call you out on your bullshiat.
 
2013-04-04 05:25:00 AM  

Lizardking: I had bariatric surgery and lost over 200 pounds. I love when I get flirted with or hit on by a woman who obviously wouldnt have even looked at me when I was heavier. Its fun to not give them the time of day and treat them just like they would have treated me. Its even more fun when they have what they consider a less attractive wing woman and I can hit on her


So....you are mentally getting revenge on women who (you assume) would have found you less attractive back when you really were less attractive?   You may have issues other than your weight.
 
2013-04-04 05:53:40 AM  
I guess the lesson here is better living through capitulating to bullies.
 
2013-04-04 06:19:39 AM  

miss diminutive: thisispete: I've lost 50 lbs (almost 54, actually) so far since i started on New Year's Day this year and I'm relishing the comments.

54 lbs in 3 months?! That's amazing. Has it been a diet and exercise combo or something more exotic, like daily mango infused colonic cleanses?



Diet and Xenical. I started at 394, so I have quite a high basal metabolic rate. Basically I'm eating enough to support a 180 lb person and letting nature take its course. I'm avoiding sugar and fat and maintaining portion control. And I'm not suffering the side effects with the drug that I had the first time I tried it because my diet is quite low in fat. I've learnt to tolerate and in some cases enjoy a wider range of fruits and vegetables, and this is the result so far
 
2013-04-04 06:24:57 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: tjsands1118: StreetlightInTheGhetto:
but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.

Yeah I know what you mean, I lost 80lbs and about 8inches on my waist, everyone who went without seeing me commented, I even had a guy, whom I don't know but has a shop by my house, commented on it.

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"

For fark's sake. Learn to take a compliment. Some people will whine about anything


THIS
 
2013-04-04 06:30:43 AM  

thisispete: miss diminutive: thisispete: I've lost 50 lbs (almost 54, actually) so far since i started on New Year's Day this year and I'm relishing the comments.

54 lbs in 3 months?! That's amazing. Has it been a diet and exercise combo or something more exotic, like daily mango infused colonic cleanses?


Diet and Xenical. I started at 394, so I have quite a high basal metabolic rate. Basically I'm eating enough to support a 180 lb person and letting nature take its course. I'm avoiding sugar and fat and maintaining portion control. And I'm not suffering the side effects with the drug that I had the first time I tried it because my diet is quite low in fat. I've learnt to tolerate and in some cases enjoy a wider range of fruits and vegetables, and this is the result so far


Cool. Best of luck to you! Question though, how do you know how much food is required to support a 180 lb person? I mean, I'm sure you could just crunch the numbers on how many calories are needed to keep you alive, but doesn't activity level play a pretty significant role? I would imagine that a 180 lb marathon runner would need substantially different nutritional input than a 180 lb couch potato.
 
2013-04-04 06:39:40 AM  

staplermofo: If I'm reading this right, bullying is good for fat kids and we should feel better about society when a teenager is accepted as farkable.
No wonder obesity is such a problem.


Cruelty is the only way any of us can surmount our flaws.  Plumpers shouldn't be allowed to monopolize the rewards.
 
2013-04-04 06:41:43 AM  

miss diminutive: thisispete: miss diminutive: thisispete: I've lost 50 lbs (almost 54, actually) so far since i started on New Year's Day this year and I'm relishing the comments.

54 lbs in 3 months?! That's amazing. Has it been a diet and exercise combo or something more exotic, like daily mango infused colonic cleanses?


Diet and Xenical. I started at 394, so I have quite a high basal metabolic rate. Basically I'm eating enough to support a 180 lb person and letting nature take its course. I'm avoiding sugar and fat and maintaining portion control. And I'm not suffering the side effects with the drug that I had the first time I tried it because my diet is quite low in fat. I've learnt to tolerate and in some cases enjoy a wider range of fruits and vegetables, and this is the result so far

Cool. Best of luck to you! Question though, how do you know how much food is required to support a 180 lb person? I mean, I'm sure you could just crunch the numbers on how many calories are needed to keep you alive, but doesn't activity level play a pretty significant role? I would imagine that a 180 lb marathon runner would need substantially different nutritional input than a 180 lb couch potato.




Really it's a guesstimate. The information panels on food are quite detailed here in New Zealand and they have recommended daily intakes on them, so I weigh my servings of food on kitchen scales or have the recommended number of slices. I always pack my lunch for work and I cook my evening meals. It seems to be working, but there are all sorts of factors from gender to activity level that play into it.

Although sedentary, I've never been iimmobile, so I guess there's some muscle mass to help carry that extra weight helping my metabolism. The pace of weight loss will slow down as my BMR declines, so I'll look into an exercise programme then.
 
2013-04-04 06:53:07 AM  
Careful. It'll be back with a vengeance. Just wait until she gets married.
 
2013-04-04 07:01:00 AM  

johndalek: dont they wash or clean the garbage can lid--that looks terrible


Britons are for some inexplicable reason, filthy.
 
2013-04-04 07:02:35 AM  
The bullies just upgraded her to "rape" status.
 
2013-04-04 07:12:38 AM  

miss diminutive: thisispete: miss diminutive: thisispete: I've lost 50 lbs (almost 54, actually) so far since i started on New Year's Day this year and I'm relishing the comments.

54 lbs in 3 months?! That's amazing. Has it been a diet and exercise combo or something more exotic, like daily mango infused colonic cleanses?


Diet and Xenical. I started at 394, so I have quite a high basal metabolic rate. Basically I'm eating enough to support a 180 lb person and letting nature take its course. I'm avoiding sugar and fat and maintaining portion control. And I'm not suffering the side effects with the drug that I had the first time I tried it because my diet is quite low in fat. I've learnt to tolerate and in some cases enjoy a wider range of fruits and vegetables, and this is the result so far

Cool. Best of luck to you! Question though, how do you know how much food is required to support a 180 lb person? I mean, I'm sure you could just crunch the numbers on how many calories are needed to keep you alive, but doesn't activity level play a pretty significant role? I would imagine that a 180 lb marathon runner would need substantially different nutritional input than a 180 lb couch potato.


For general exercise, you don't count the calories you burned because it's going to be very insignificant. Almost no one runs marathons every day.
 
2013-04-04 07:15:37 AM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Atomic Spunk: I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.

They've got surgeries for that.

/cringe


I can speak for that surgery as I had body contouring surgery after massive weight loss. Had it one year ago tomorrow. The worst and best thing I ever did.
 
2013-04-04 07:20:56 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: Almost no one runs marathons every day.


Speak for yourself. I'm posting this from a treadmill, doing 26 miles inclined at 26 degrees.
 
2013-04-04 07:29:54 AM  

miss diminutive: Shakin_Haitian: Almost no one runs marathons every day.

Speak for yourself. I'm posting this from a treadmill, doing 26 miles inclined at 26 degrees.


Are you 26 minutes into it?
 
2013-04-04 07:31:30 AM  
Is it just me or does her current diet look similar to her old diet? The English have horrible looking diets, but so do the average Americans, so we really can't brag a lot.
 
2013-04-04 07:36:00 AM  

miss diminutive: Coelacanth: I was friends with a fat girl whom I tried to convince she was beautiful no matter how fat she was. She hated the compliments and started seeing other guys who only had the worst intentions for her, as if she wanted to prove that she deserved the crap she took. I finally had enough and said goodbye.

I have a friend just like that. She seems to have this narrative that she keeps telling herself; that she's fat and no one will ever love her. No matter what people tell or how they act towards her she only accepts things that validate this world view and completely disregards anything that would conflict with it.


I have a different and simple view on life... I don't give a shiat what other people think. It's my life and I live it for me, not them. If they don't like me for who I am, not what I look like, then fark em... they are not worth my time or effort. Something in this world is going to kill you (fat, gun, bus, cigarettes, etc), just enjoy the ride with whatever pleases you and doesn't cause anyone else harm... the rest is gravy.

/I sound fat
 
2013-04-04 07:36:11 AM  

fusillade762: tjsands1118: So this would be proof that bullying works right? I mean she lost the weight because she was tired of being made fun of right?

Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fark with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.


How very.
 
2013-04-04 07:37:16 AM  

bobtheallmighty: tjsands1118: StreetlightInTheGhetto:
but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.

Yeah I know what you mean, I lost 80lbs and about 8inches on my waist, everyone who went without seeing me commented, I even had a guy, whom I don't know but has a shop by my house, commented on it.

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"

Or it could also be a harmless comment to acknowledge the fact that you seem to have been working on your body, which in general does happen to make people more attractive. but by all means keep taking offence to people taking notice.


This is close to the angle in the SNL sexual harassment spoof.

Person while overweight at the bar: "No one will talk to me or give me the time of day."

Person after weight loss: "Who are all these creeps trying to talk to me at the bar?"

Person when Tom Brady approaches: "Oh Hai?!"
 
2013-04-04 07:38:50 AM  

E5bie: Lizardking: I had bariatric surgery and lost over 200 pounds. I love when I get flirted with or hit on by a woman who obviously wouldnt have even looked at me when I was heavier. Its fun to not give them the time of day and treat them just like they would have treated me. Its even more fun when they have what they consider a less attractive wing woman and I can hit on her

Ooh, a bitter fella with a long memory, that is so-o-o hot!


www.kraftrecipes.com?
 
2013-04-04 07:41:45 AM  

thisispete: miss diminutive: thisispete: I've lost 50 lbs (almost 54, actually) so far since i started on New Year's Day this year and I'm relishing the comments.

54 lbs in 3 months?! That's amazing. Has it been a diet and exercise combo or something more exotic, like daily mango infused colonic cleanses?


Diet and Xenical. I started at 394, so I have quite a high basal metabolic rate. Basically I'm eating enough to support a 180 lb person and letting nature take its course. I'm avoiding sugar and fat and maintaining portion control. And I'm not suffering the side effects with the drug that I had the first time I tried it because my diet is quite low in fat. I've learnt to tolerate and in some cases enjoy a wider range of fruits and vegetables, and this is the result so far


you may want to reconsider that no fat thing. fat does not make you fat, but what it does do is provide lubrication for your joints, so unless you want arthritis at a very young age, then you may want to reconsider that fat angle.
 
2013-04-04 07:45:10 AM  
Daily Fail (British newspaper) + "smoking hot" = #NOPE
 
2013-04-04 07:54:17 AM  
Breaking News:
If you cut out the junk food, eat responsibly and excerise, you'll lose weight and feel better.
More at 11.
 
2013-04-04 08:14:45 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: thisispete: miss diminutive: thisispete: I've lost 50 lbs (almost 54, actually) so far since i started on New Year's Day this year and I'm relishing the comments.

54 lbs in 3 months?! That's amazing. Has it been a diet and exercise combo or something more exotic, like daily mango infused colonic cleanses?


Diet and Xenical. I started at 394, so I have quite a high basal metabolic rate. Basically I'm eating enough to support a 180 lb person and letting nature take its course. I'm avoiding sugar and fat and maintaining portion control. And I'm not suffering the side effects with the drug that I had the first time I tried it because my diet is quite low in fat. I've learnt to tolerate and in some cases enjoy a wider range of fruits and vegetables, and this is the result so far

you may want to reconsider that no fat thing. fat does not make you fat, but what it does do is provide lubrication for your joints, so unless you want arthritis at a very young age, then you may want to reconsider that fat angle.


Agreed. Your body uses fat to make cell membranes and for your hair and skin. Fat is an essential part of the diet. The key is to consume unsaturated fat from plant sources, and a limited amount of saturated fat. If you are getting your fat from vegetables and nuts this isn't difficult. Fat does not make you fat, it is more calorie dense per gram than protein or carbs, but it is essential to your body so to cut it out completely (if you even could) would be silly.
 
2013-04-04 08:21:10 AM  
HindiDiscoMonster:

[www.kraftrecipes.com image 307x204]?

Well, that went completely over my head... ???
 
2013-04-04 08:25:19 AM  

Gone_Feral: The pants picture is BS.  They come up past her waist now, and they're bunched up at the feet.  They're not her original pants.


no, it's quite possible they are her old pants. when you're fat the fat takes up more room in the pants, and holds them up.

i have only lost about 20-25 lb, but i have a pair of pants that went from fitting (somewhat loosely, but i can't stand tight-fitting clothes at any weight) to being very baggy and hanging down too far past my ankles. shirts are even far more noticeable...shirts that used to fit and barely come down past my gut now swallow me
 
2013-04-04 08:29:19 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: For general exercise, you don't count the calories you burned because it's going to be very insignificant. Almost no one runs marathons every day.


No, there aren't many people that run marathons every day, but I don't think that's what she meant by "marathon runner."  Even the day to day training invovled in being a competitive, amateur endurance athlete is going to require more calories more often.

I'm a cyclist and if my off season is particularly sendentary, I can maintain my weight at 500 to 1000 fewer calories per day, on average.  Translation, when I'm in the middle of race season I need to eat a lot more just to maintain my weight.  I'm 5'11" and a pretty consistent 160 lbs for reference.
 
2013-04-04 08:35:44 AM  
dready zim:
What do you want? people telling you you look bad every day? ("hey fattie, you look terrible")

What do you want? people to not tell you you look better now? ("You don`t look any better now")

What do you want? people to find you more attractive if you are fat? (dream on)

What do you want? people to never ever comment on your physical state positively or negatively? ("you look amazingly average today")


It's almost as if in-person social interactions are complicated!
People will entertain each other with stories of amusing social missteps.
Some folks reflect on these stories and learn new things, like new ways to not accidentally piss people off.
Useful at times.
 
2013-04-04 08:43:41 AM  
Inside every fat chick is a beautiful thin chick, yearning to be free.

It's because the fat chick ate her.
 
2013-04-04 08:45:03 AM  

miss diminutive: Coelacanth: I was friends with a fat girl whom I tried to convince she was beautiful no matter how fat she was. She hated the compliments and started seeing other guys who only had the worst intentions for her, as if she wanted to prove that she deserved the crap she took. I finally had enough and said goodbye.

I have a friend just like that. She seems to have this narrative that she keeps telling herself; that she's fat and no one will ever love her. No matter what people tell or how they act towards her she only accepts things that validate this world view and completely disregards anything that would conflict with it.


Wow, that's sad. This is a cognitive behavior that somehow serves her. There's a much deeper reason why she is "married" to that self belief. I hope she can get some really good, effective counseling for that. In this case, great friends like you who could normally really help bolster her just can't. Sorry to hear this!

Anyway, the girl in this article is adorable! Really nice story.
 
2013-04-04 08:51:00 AM  

Lizardking: I had bariatric surgery and lost over 200 pounds. I love when I get flirted with or hit on by a woman who obviously wouldnt have even looked at me when I was heavier. Its fun to not give them the time of day and treat them just like they would have treated me. Its even more fun when they have what they consider a less attractive wing woman and I can hit on her


You're doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-04 08:51:14 AM  
"ditching the biscuits"

Sounds vaguely dirty...

(and/or hot)
 
2013-04-04 08:51:44 AM  

Coelacanth: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm friends with a fat girl who tries to hard to convince herself that she's happy with her body. Never mind the health risks, she'd be gorgeous if she lost weight. She even made a passive aggressive comment to me when she found out I was cutting carbs to lose weight. Sad.

I was friends with a fat girl whom I tried to convince she was beautiful no matter how fat she was. She hated the compliments and started seeing other guys who only had the worst intentions for her, as if she wanted to prove that she deserved the crap she took. I finally had enough and said goodbye.


So you felt it was more important to lie to your friend instead of encouraging her to lose weight. Interesting.
 
2013-04-04 08:58:42 AM  
So has she thanked the "bullies?"  Shiat, without them, she would probably weigh 20 stones instead of being quite hittable.

Bullying = good.
 
2013-04-04 09:01:52 AM  
This goes to show that bullying has its advantages
 
2013-04-04 09:17:22 AM  
Coelacanth:  I was friends with a fat girl whom I tried to convince she was beautiful no matter how fat she was. She hated the compliments and started seeing other guys who only had the worst intentions for her, as if she wanted to prove that she deserved the crap she took. I finally had enough and said goodbye.

Translation:  I was friends with a fat girl I had a shot at hooking up but blew it because I said stupid things like "you will always be beautiful no matter what" and she responded the way any girl would and found a man who challenged her, didn't treat her like a princess and behaved in ways that turned her on and made her want to prove herself.  Thinking I was the one who rejected her I kid myself by saying I was the one who had enough and said goodbye.
 
2013-04-04 09:21:11 AM  
See, bullying works. I don't get where these anti-bullying campaigns think they are helping anybody, because if you are being bullied you deserve it. You obviously are outside the norm and need to be hit in the head until driven back into acceptable societal standards.

It is those who are anti-bullying that are the real bullies, preventing those poor people and children from achieving their true potential through adversarial peer pressure.
 
2013-04-04 09:25:13 AM  
A headline... that delivers? Subby, you win the internets!

/would hit like the fist of an angry god
 
2013-04-04 09:25:53 AM  

twiztedjustin: TEENAGER EMMA DAY HAS LOST SEVEN STONE BY CUTTING OUT BISCUITS

[www.troll.me image 552x360]


It's English and I know you only speak two languages American and bad American, so I'll translate. A stone is a measure of weight equivalent to roughly 14 pounds. A biscuit is what Americans call cookies. So the translation is TEENAGER EMMA DAY HAS LOST 98 POUNDS BY NOT EATING COOKIES.

You should really learn to speak and read English, not that bastard stepchild American.
 
2013-04-04 09:32:43 AM  
If that doesn't work she can always follow Trinity St. Clair into the adult film business. She lost around 100 lbs. or so.
 
2013-04-04 09:48:09 AM  
Mrs. Scratchit: [sobbing] No goose for Tiny Tom this year.
Ebenezer Blackadder: Mrs. Scratchit, Tiny Tom is fifteen stone and built like a brick privy. If he eats anymore heartily, he will turn into a pie shop.
 
2013-04-04 10:01:02 AM  

Gone_Feral: The pants picture is BS.  They come up past her waist now, and they're bunched up at the feet.  They're not her original pants.


Know how I know you don't know how to fit clothes?

Here, a hint.  Think of the Pythagorean Theorem as you consider the angles and length of line from ankle to navel in Fat vs. Skinny person of the same inseam length.
 
2013-04-04 10:04:31 AM  
WIBTOFHIAH?

Certainly.
 
2013-04-04 10:11:28 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: twiztedjustin: TEENAGER EMMA DAY HAS LOST SEVEN STONE BY CUTTING OUT BISCUITS

[www.troll.me image 552x360]

It's English and I know you only speak two languages American and bad American, so I'll translate. A stone is a measure of weight equivalent to roughly 14 pounds. A biscuit is what Americans call cookies. So the translation is TEENAGER EMMA DAY HAS LOST 98 POUNDS BY NOT EATING COOKIES.

You should really learn to speak and read English, not that bastard stepchild American.


Why? Americans aren't going to start using those terms any time soon. Unless you'll be travelling to Britain this knowledge falls under the category of useless trivia. But that doesn't matter since I'm pretty sure his post was meant to be humorous; poking fun at how uniquely British that sentence is.
 
2013-04-04 10:44:23 AM  

Mose: Shakin_Haitian: For general exercise, you don't count the calories you burned because it's going to be very insignificant. Almost no one runs marathons every day.

No, there aren't many people that run marathons every day, but I don't think that's what she meant by "marathon runner."  Even the day to day training invovled in being a competitive, amateur endurance athlete is going to require more calories more often.

I'm a cyclist and if my off season is particularly sendentary, I can maintain my weight at 500 to 1000 fewer calories per day, on average.  Translation, when I'm in the middle of race season I need to eat a lot more just to maintain my weight.  I'm 5'11" and a pretty consistent 160 lbs for reference.


You're a competitive athlete, not a normal person just trying to not be fat.

For these people, their daily 30 to 60 minutes of moderate exercise isn't going to burn off more than something like 400 calories. Drinking a single soda will destroy over half that work.
 
2013-04-04 11:28:37 AM  
I wonder if this could be marketed as a weight loss program. Have programs on Facebook harass you to lose weight.
 
2013-04-04 12:17:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Plus, you're gambling with hitting it, because if for some reason you marry her, you know she's going to plump right back up.


That's what the tennis racket is for
 
2013-04-04 01:19:56 PM  
I don't know why you guys are calling her 'British hot'. She doesn't have snaggly teeth or that one eye that's looking at someone else or anything.
 
2013-04-04 02:40:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-04 02:48:55 PM  
I'd get her and the mom in a pile.
 
2013-04-04 04:15:40 PM  
The best thing about it when this happens is she's now an attractive woman who likely doesn't have a typical attractive woman's personality.
 
2013-04-04 05:15:29 PM  

pkellmey: Is it just me or does her current diet look similar to her old diet? The English have horrible looking diets, but so do the average Americans, so we really can't brag a lot.


She got rid of all of the refined sugar and replaced it with fruit sugar (good move), and a buttload more fiber, but, yeah, it's still lots of carbs.
Needs more protein...

// iykwIm
 
2013-04-04 05:23:27 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Mose: Shakin_Haitian: For general exercise, you don't count the calories you burned because it's going to be very insignificant. Almost no one runs marathons every day.

No, there aren't many people that run marathons every day, but I don't think that's what she meant by "marathon runner."  Even the day to day training invovled in being a competitive, amateur endurance athlete is going to require more calories more often.

I'm a cyclist and if my off season is particularly sendentary, I can maintain my weight at 500 to 1000 fewer calories per day, on average.  Translation, when I'm in the middle of race season I need to eat a lot more just to maintain my weight.  I'm 5'11" and a pretty consistent 160 lbs for reference.

You're a competitive athlete, not a normal person just trying to not be fat.

For these people, their daily 30 to 60 minutes of moderate exercise isn't going to burn off more than something like 400 calories. Drinking a single soda will destroy over half that work.




I am utterly sedentary. Disabled, crippling (literally!) spinal pain means small amount of walking (think 2-3 houses and back on a really good day), electric wheelchair (manual aggravates the pain), large amount of drugs.

Metabolism had to crash land after huge car accident (yes i know) from biking everywhere, youngest two kidlets in a trailer attached, often riding 2-3 hours a day for fun/meditation, to nada. I was starving for ages until it worked itself out, a good year or two for metabolism to adjust to sedentary.

I have maintained my 173cm at 67kilos for last few years. It means I eat the same things, just less. Vegetarian for 20 years, plus Australia has no HFC issues, and good access to reasonably priced variety of fresh fruit and veg. If I find I am feeling like it is rising, I cut back portions. At 46 and after having five kids, and years of watching a beloved friend drowning in her own flesh, I decided to continue to take care of myself.

/ puddings are my weakness
// along with anything sweet.
/// Omg desserts ftw!
 
2013-04-04 08:48:08 PM  

E5bie: HindiDiscoMonster:

[www.kraftrecipes.com image 307x204]?

Well, that went completely over my head... ???


jelly.... you know "you jelly" (jealous)?
 
2013-04-04 08:53:24 PM  

Sgt.Zim: pkellmey: Is it just me or does her current diet look similar to her old diet? The English have horrible looking diets, but so do the average Americans, so we really can't brag a lot.

She got rid of all of the refined sugar and replaced it with fruit sugar (good move), and a buttload more fiber, but, yeah, it's still lots of carbs.
Needs more protein...

// iykwIm


i know how she could add some protein to her diet....
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-04 09:17:39 PM  

Sgt.Zim: She got rid of all of the refined sugar and replaced it with fruit sugar (good move), and a buttload more fiber,


"Buttload" is a surprisingly apt measure of fiber content. We should make that the SI unit.
 
2013-04-04 11:02:12 PM  
This is why you should always go out of your way to be nice to the overweight chicks. They could turn out to be hot some day. People remember random acts of kindness. Like that crazy guy who talks to himself at your job? Give him a candy bar every now and then. Smile, and say hello. When he goes ape shiat and shoots up the place he will skip over you. It's the litle things.
 
2013-04-05 12:01:54 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: I have a different and simple view on life... I don't give a shiat what other people think. It's my life and I live it for me, not them. If they don't like me for who I am, not what I look like, then fark em... they are not worth my time or effort. Something in this world is going to kill you (fat, gun, bus, cigarettes, etc), just enjoy the ride with whatever pleases you and doesn't cause anyone else harm... the rest is gravy.

/I sound fat


You sound magnificent.

freeforever: Translation: I was friends with a fat girl I had a shot at hooking up but blew it because I said stupid things like "you will always be beautiful no matter what" and she responded the way any girl would and found a man who challenged her, didn't treat her like a princess and behaved in ways that turned her on and made her want to prove herself. Thinking I was the one who rejected her I kid myself by saying I was the one who had enough and said goodbye.


favorited!
 
2013-04-05 01:17:16 AM  

semiotix: Sgt.Zim: She got rid of all of the refined sugar and replaced it with fruit sugar (good move), and a buttload more fiber,

"Buttload" is a surprisingly apt measure of fiber content. We should make that the SI unit.


That was, sort of, the point.  Thank you for taking my meaning.
 
2013-04-05 09:22:35 AM  

E5bie: dready zim:
What do you want? people telling you you look bad every day? ("hey fattie, you look terrible")

What do you want? people to not tell you you look better now? ("You don`t look any better now")

What do you want? people to find you more attractive if you are fat? (dream on)

What do you want? people to never ever comment on your physical state positively or negatively? ("you look amazingly average today")

It's almost as if in-person social interactions are complicated!
People will entertain each other with stories of amusing social missteps.
Some folks reflect on these stories and learn new things, like new ways to not accidentally piss people off.
Useful at times.


You know, what you wrote could be read as...

`It`s almost as though some people will be pissed off and offended no matter what you do or say...
People gossip about this.
Some people listen to this gossip and learn new things, like how to deliberately piss someone off.
Useful at times.`


I just try to limit deliberately pissing people off. If it`s an accident the other person should let it slide. I was actually asking the OP to say what they actually wanted because I don`t think they know and just want to blame someone else for something. Most likely they blame other people for their internal mental state.
 
2013-04-05 10:23:56 AM  

Sgt.Zim: That was, sort of, the point.  Thank you for taking my meaning.


Thank you, sir. A finely crafted poop joke is one of life's little treasures.
 
2013-04-05 04:33:46 PM  
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aww yeah
 
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