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(Daily Mail)   After being targeted by bullies and attacked with a tennis racket, 18-year-old woman loses nearly half her body weight, is now totally smoking hot and hittable. Take THAT bullies (w/before and after pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 149
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2013-04-03 11:19:01 PM  
She's very pretty, but those Digestive cookies are delicious.  I ate a whole package once, assuming they were some sort of probiotic nonsense.
 
2013-04-03 11:33:42 PM  
NOPE.
 
2013-04-03 11:41:59 PM  
In the end, it was the bullies who were served
 
2013-04-03 11:46:43 PM  
If I'm reading this right, bullying is good for fat kids and we should feel better about society when a teenager is accepted as farkable.
No wonder obesity is such a problem.
 
2013-04-03 11:57:17 PM  
It's like that Stockard Channing movie from the early 70's except she hasn't killed her tormentors .... or has she?
 
2013-04-03 11:59:03 PM  

staplermofo: If I'm reading this right, bullying is good for fat kids and we should feel better about society when a teenager is accepted as farkable.
No wonder obesity is such a problem.


I got all of this from the headline alone.
 
2013-04-04 12:01:34 AM  
If I was her age...  i47.tinypic.com

But I like my women swarthy and rough around the edges now.
 
2013-04-04 12:22:37 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I got all of this from the headline alone.


I was talking about the cap to my Snapple®.
 
2013-04-04 12:29:38 AM  

staplermofo: BarkingUnicorn: I got all of this from the headline alone.

I was talking about the cap to my Snapple®.


huh?
 
2013-04-04 12:39:25 AM  
Jesus, Subby, British Hot! Not "smoking"!

Plus, you're gambling with hitting it, because if for some reason you marry her, you know she's going to plump right back up.
 
2013-04-04 01:12:04 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jesus, Subby, British Hot! Not "smoking"!

Plus, you're gambling with hitting it, because if for some reason you marry her, you know she's going to plump right back up.


listen to this guy, farkers, he is wise and true
 
2013-04-04 01:12:26 AM  
Headline...actually delivers. She is pretty hot
 
2013-04-04 01:12:50 AM  
Wait?  Does that mean the bullying worked?
 
2013-04-04 01:13:11 AM  
So this would be proof that bullying works right? I mean she lost the weight because she was tired of being made fun of right?

/quick somebody call me a fat ass before I finish this candy bar
//too late
 
2013-04-04 01:14:39 AM  
I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.
 
2013-04-04 01:18:32 AM  

staplermofo: If I'm reading this right, bullying is good for fat kids and we should feel better about society when a teenager is accepted as farkable.
No wonder obesity is such a problem.


Um.  Yeah.

Don't think this is the entire reason we've got an obesity problem, but yeah, this is just unsettling as f--k.

I went through a pre-teen gaining weight phase, then joined cross country in high school (mind you, had done track/soccer/softball through middle school) and lost all that weight and then some.  Which was cool, healthier, etc. - but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.  I would've stopped those hormonal changes in my body.

/my aunt with tact who just hugged me and then asked how high school was going and if I was in any extracurriculars - drawing out the "yeah, joined cross country over the summer, been training five to six days a week" so she knew it was healthy wait loss - that was the way to comment on it
 
2013-04-04 01:19:17 AM  
Good for her. Really.

But when girls do their mascara like that and it looks all spidery it drives me insane. And she's training to be a make up artist?!? *eye twitch*
 
2013-04-04 01:20:59 AM  
Well, bully for her then.
 
2013-04-04 01:21:33 AM  
i.qkme.me
The resemblance is uncanny.
 
2013-04-04 01:23:33 AM  
... Why 'take that?' The Bullies get what they wanted.
 
2013-04-04 01:23:49 AM  
It sounds like she was hittable before she lost the weight.
 
2013-04-04 01:24:35 AM  
StreetlightInTheGhetto:
but the repeated shock/awe "oh my gosh!  You look so good now!" from my relatives at Christmas who hadn't really seen me since Easter stung like no other.  Yep, I get it, I didn't look good before.  Thanks for not telling me that then.

Yeah I know what you mean, I lost 80lbs and about 8inches on my waist, everyone who went without seeing me commented, I even had a guy, whom I don't know but has a shop by my house, commented on it.

It's like the only socially acceptable way of saying "hey you seem less ugly"
 
2013-04-04 01:25:22 AM  
She's still British hot. After being in London all week I can personally attest to this phenomenon.

Now the women in Paris, the hotness scale isn't high enough.
 
2013-04-04 01:26:58 AM  
The pants picture is BS.  They come up past her waist now, and they're bunched up at the feet.  They're not her original pants.
 
2013-04-04 01:28:01 AM  
Quorn ham is not ham....
 
2013-04-04 01:30:30 AM  
Wouldn't that be a 'win' for bullying?
 
2013-04-04 01:34:39 AM  
She is pretty hot. I'll go with Reno hooker hot though , not British.
 
2013-04-04 01:38:20 AM  
Wow, her old diet was about 95% carbs and sugar. Her pancreas was probably crying.
 
2013-04-04 01:42:45 AM  
So.. how does a 'chocolate digestive' differ from chocolate?
 
2013-04-04 01:44:16 AM  

Fano: FirstNationalBastard: Jesus, Subby, British Hot! Not "smoking"!

Plus, you're gambling with hitting it, because if for some reason you marry her, you know she's going to plump right back up.

listen to this guy, farkers, he is wise and true


Yep. Once she catches that bus and quits running? KABOOM! Fat bomb.
 
2013-04-04 01:44:20 AM  

Trocadero: [i.qkme.me image 625x362]
The resemblance is uncanny.


I thought the same thing.

/except that actress also wins awards for stage acting
//stage acting takes serious skill and courage in my book
 
2013-04-04 01:46:48 AM  
British hot.

That said, it's some impressive weight loss, good for her.
 
2013-04-04 01:48:04 AM  

ayretise: So.. how does a 'chocolate digestive' differ from chocolate?


Chocolate dipped fibre cookie. Similiar to chocolate dipped graham cracker.
 
2013-04-04 01:49:00 AM  
at her age i dated girls her 'before' and 'after'. they were all delicious.
 
2013-04-04 01:50:14 AM  
man those are good
with a cup of tea or coffee
or ice cold milk

when i lived over there i gained weight for sure
of course it rained all the time, so your stuck in the pub drinking or sitting home eating chocolate bickies
not to mention pork pies...
 
2013-04-04 01:50:23 AM  
she's not actually hot but she has very pretty facial features. i think more than anything it's that she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with.
 
2013-04-04 01:51:28 AM  

duenor: she's not actually hot but she has very pretty facial features. i think more than anything it's that she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with.


Just hope she still remembers how to swallow a sausage?
 
2013-04-04 01:51:39 AM  
As pointed by many people already, this chic may have been doomed to a life of obesity and ll the health problems and social issues that came with it, How about just for your health.  She was 15 stone or roughly 210 pounds, I have trouble thinking that loss occurred naturally with no supplements and stretched skin issues enough to be a model, good for her getting to a healthy weight, hope she keeps it off and does not forget where she came from personality wise with all the attention she is getting
 
2013-04-04 01:51:49 AM  
A British 10
 
2013-04-04 01:55:45 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.


img.photobucket.com

They've got surgeries for that.

/cringe
 
2013-04-04 01:57:43 AM  
I think she's stll fat.
 
2013-04-04 01:59:01 AM  

Thats_Not_My_Baby: NOPE.


British hot
 
2013-04-04 01:59:08 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I bet the stretchmarks make her skin look like a detailed highway map.


This. It's why there are no " smokin' hot " bikini pics.
 
2013-04-04 01:59:55 AM  
This is a first.  It's the first time I've seen a headline to an article from the UK saying the woman was totally hot and she was.  Usually when I click on a link to a UK newspaper I know I'm going to need eyebleach.

Hopefully she will soon be in The Sun on page 3.
 
2013-04-04 02:02:19 AM  
15 stone, is that a lot? How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2013-04-04 02:04:34 AM  

PaLarkin: This is a first.  It's the first time I've seen a headline to an article from the UK saying the woman was totally hot and she was.  Usually when I click on a link to a UK newspaper I know I'm going to need eyebleach.

Hopefully she will soon be in The Sun on page 3.


Sadly the page three girl may be a thing of the past,
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/01/world/europe/uk-sun-page-3

they did do a harlem shake video ns4wish
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/page-3/4793225/Suns-Page- 3- girls-do-The-Harlem-Shake.html
 
2013-04-04 02:05:50 AM  

gerbilpox: 15 stone, is that a lot? How many Rhode Islands is that?


210 lbs 95 kilos
 
2013-04-04 02:11:11 AM  

tjsands1118: So this would be proof that bullying works right? I mean she lost the weight because she was tired of being made fun of right?


Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fark with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.
 
2013-04-04 02:11:16 AM  
Would hit it.
Amazing how much better a face looks when it isn't padded in flab.  Ditto for the rest of her.  Good for her :)
 
2013-04-04 02:11:44 AM  
My ex was pretty chubby but she had a really great face, big boobs, and nice skin.  She showed me some pics of her in highschool before she put on the wait and DAY-UM.  Would've been worth the jail time.

That is all.
 
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