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(Stuff.co.nz)   Fort Knox in lockdown after shooting. Authorities on the lookout for a gold obsessed German, a burly Korean in a bowler and, as always, Pussy Galore   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 80
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2013-04-03 10:14:07 PM
Guy with metal teeth?
 
2013-04-03 10:14:15 PM
They're not the only ones' on the lookout for Pussy.
 
2013-04-03 10:14:37 PM
But of course you are..
 
2013-04-03 10:14:53 PM
I must be dreaming.
 
2013-04-03 10:15:22 PM

CruJones: Guy with metal teeth?


Nah. Jaws wasn't in Goldfinger.
 
2013-04-03 10:15:40 PM
filmcrithulk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-03 10:16:02 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com Seen fleeing the scene
 
2013-04-03 10:18:18 PM
Is Shirley Bassey singing again?
 
2013-04-03 10:18:27 PM
Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?
 
2013-04-03 10:18:55 PM
You know who else liked pussy...
content9.flixster.com
 
2013-04-03 10:19:37 PM
There's just something about the way Connery pronounces Miss Galore's name.  "Pooohshee".
 
2013-04-03 10:19:49 PM
Like there's any gold left in Fort Knox.
 
2013-04-03 10:21:26 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?


The world is an awesome place these days.
 
2013-04-03 10:21:59 PM
You expect me to talk?
 
2013-04-03 10:23:11 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: You expect me to talk?


No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
 
2013-04-03 10:23:40 PM

Xanadone: There's just something about the way Connery pronounces Miss Galore's name.  "Pooohshee".


t.qkme.me
 
2013-04-03 10:23:47 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: You expect me to talk?


No, Mr. Rodika. I expect you to dine!
 
2013-04-03 10:24:30 PM

Gyrfalcon: Otto_E_Rodika: You expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!


*Moby theme*
 
2013-04-03 10:25:57 PM
Subby, I'm always on the lookout for pussy galore.

/Never find it though.
 
2013-04-03 10:26:19 PM
NO ODDJOB.

Them's the Goldeneye N64 house rules.
 
2013-04-03 10:28:58 PM
Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.
 
2013-04-03 10:30:24 PM
i291.photobucket.com

Fort Knox is for tourists!
 
2013-04-03 10:30:43 PM

Triumph: Like there's any gold left in Fort Knox.


Fort Knox? Ha! It's for tourists.
 
2013-04-03 10:31:16 PM
 
2013-04-03 10:31:43 PM
To be honest most guys are always looking.
 
2013-04-03 10:33:54 PM

thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.


Also, this scene.....

i291.photobucket.com

"Say goodbye to Felix.... Man talk." *ass-slap*
 
2013-04-03 10:34:08 PM
seen fleeing the area

hollywoodvulture.com
 
2013-04-03 10:35:10 PM
Ow! That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a hat, honestly?
 
2013-04-03 10:35:21 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?


It's happy hour in Kentucky.
 
2013-04-03 10:35:43 PM

thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.


I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.
 
2013-04-03 10:36:01 PM
strugglecartoons.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-03 10:38:29 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-03 10:40:45 PM
The very best headlines are the ones where the biggest funny comes at the last word.
 
2013-04-03 10:41:12 PM

RottNDude: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.

I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.


You have to be assertive. Girls like it when the guy takes charge
 
2013-04-03 10:44:35 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?


That's what I'm sayin'.

I'm a DoD employee in another state whose agency has a vested interest in Ft Knox.... very sorry for the victim, but glad my area of interest was unaffected.

/Kids, dammit.
//110% vehicle sweeps are probably coming - surprised they didn't happen after Ft Hood
///If said target had been armed, might he have lived?  Ask the WV police chief and the head of CO prisons their opinion.  Oh. They are dead. Nevermind.
////<own lotsa guns. Not particularly worried about the government disarming me

Slashies!
 
2013-04-03 10:44:45 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?


Probably due to the slowness of the information being released.  Local websites and newspapers do not have any of the details that the New Zealand site has.
Not sure why.
 
2013-04-03 10:44:46 PM

AirForceVet: Lockdown over. One dead. One suspect sought.


Dorner lives!
 
2013-04-03 10:45:36 PM

RottNDude: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.

I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.


Just like Pepe Le Pew. Now he was rapey.
 
2013-04-03 10:46:28 PM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

Probably due to the slowness of the information being released.  Local websites and newspapers do not have any of the details that the New Zealand site has.
Not sure why.




It's because I'm the subby. I'm a New Zealander and I saw it on a news site I check daily.
 
2013-04-03 10:46:41 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 225x225]

Fort Knox is for tourists!


That was my first thought too. Gotta love Jeremy Irons in that role. Dude is world class.
 
2013-04-03 10:47:01 PM
 
2013-04-03 10:50:43 PM
They're trying to separate the gold from the late Mr. Solo.
 
2013-04-03 10:52:22 PM

HaywoodJablonski: RottNDude: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.

I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.

You have to be assertive. Girls Dames like it when the guy a stud takes charge


FTFY
 
2013-04-03 10:55:54 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 225x225]

Fort Knox is for tourists!

That was my first thought too. Gotta love Jeremy Irons in that role. Dude is world class.


Jeremy Irons OWNED that movie from top to bottom.
 
2013-04-03 10:57:01 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.

Also, this scene.....

[i291.photobucket.com image 284x177]

"Say goodbye to Felix.... Man talk." *ass-slap*


Not to mention cheerfully strangling a woman with her own bikini top.

mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-04-03 10:58:58 PM
Awesome reporting with all the anonymous people and unconfirmed reports.

1 dead (maybe), perhaps shot but really don't know. We think it might have happened it Kentucky, but Ohio isn't ruled out. A couple of FBI agents or maybe ATF guys were sent to scene to assist in the investigation, we think.
 
2013-04-03 11:00:43 PM
foo monkey: filmcrithulk.files.wordpress.com

Props.
 
2013-04-03 11:01:51 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?


This is Fark -- we frequently get news about Florida from a source in the UK or news about Wales from a source in Minnesota.
 
2013-04-03 11:02:02 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: NO ODDJOB.

Them's the Goldeneye N64 house rules.


I always used to love blowing up the crates in the Archives and then hiding in them and waiting for them to respawn to conceal me.
 
2013-04-03 11:02:55 PM
All they need are more guns! This wouldn't have happened if the Army hadn't banned guns!
 
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