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(Stuff.co.nz)   Fort Knox in lockdown after shooting. Authorities on the lookout for a gold obsessed German, a burly Korean in a bowler and, as always, Pussy Galore   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 80
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2013-04-03 11:03:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Otto_E_Rodika: You expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!


In the book, Bond was to be split in half with a circular saw, not a laser.
 
2013-04-03 11:06:42 PM  

awalkingecho: I always used to love blowing up the crates in the Archives and then hiding in them and waiting for them to respawn to conceal me.


License to Kill mode + Slappers Only = TOTAL HILARITY
 
2013-04-03 11:11:17 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Gyrfalcon: Otto_E_Rodika: You expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

In the book, Bond was to be split in half with a circular saw, not a laser.


And had they been able to find a tank of sharks in time for the filming, you would not believe where they would have gone with it.

//Nice to see the Aston Martin back in service briefly as well. Makes me love the Craig run that much more.
 
2013-04-03 11:14:52 PM  
You know, I'm sure gun folks will agree with me when I say that this never would have happened if there had been others around with weapons. Why in the world would they have weapons at Fort Knox?
 
2013-04-03 11:17:18 PM  

SurfaceTension: You know, I'm sure gun folks will agree with me when I say that this never would have happened if there had been others around with weapons. Why in the world would they have weapons at Fort Knox?


They did until Bill Clinton took them all away.

Ft Knox was recovering and slowly getting guns back in everyone's hands until Obama gay married them all with the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell.It's all Obama and Clinton's fault.
 
2013-04-03 11:20:05 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 11:26:24 PM  
A switchboard operator

lolwut?

Remind me again, which century are we living in?

trudydoyle.files.wordpress.com

Well, it explains AT&T Wireless anyway
 
2013-04-03 11:28:18 PM  
GOOOLLLLDDDFINGGAAAHHHH
 
2013-04-03 11:33:26 PM  

clipperbox: seen fleeing the area

[hollywoodvulture.com image 600x398]


First time I saw that movie, I laughed my ass off.  I thought it was a semi-subtle Spaceballs till I read some about it, and realized it was meant to be serious.  And look at those codpieces...  really...  and NOW YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY!!!  MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!
 
2013-04-03 11:44:39 PM  
Isn't dat veird?
 
2013-04-03 11:45:18 PM  

Happy Hours: A switchboard operator

lolwut?

Remind me again, which century are we living in?

[trudydoyle.files.wordpress.com image 850x643]

Well, it explains AT&T Wireless anyway


Would.
 
2013-04-03 11:55:39 PM  
www.futuregamez.net
 
2013-04-03 11:58:13 PM  

clipperbox: seen fleeing the area

[hollywoodvulture.com image 600x398]


Or rather not seen. By anyone. Ever.


/still one of my favorite horrible movies
 
2013-04-03 11:59:24 PM  
For the record, Sean Connery's line "Let'sssshhhh have a little fun with Missssssshhhhhhtah Goldfingah" will never NOT make me grin like a goon.
 
2013-04-04 12:05:10 AM  

freetomato: Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

That's what I'm sayin'.

I'm a DoD employee in another state whose agency has a vested interest in Ft Knox.... very sorry for the victim, but glad my area of interest was unaffected.

/Kids, dammit.
//110% vehicle sweeps are probably coming - surprised they didn't happen after Ft Hood
///If said target had been armed, might he have lived?  Ask the WV police chief and the head of CO prisons their opinion.  Oh. They are dead. Nevermind.
////<own lotsa guns. Not particularly worried about the government disarming me

Slashies!


THIS

Used to live there.  Still have friends who live in the area and/or work on the base.

/rebuilt the French Range archery range as my Eagle Scout project
//tornado ate it a few years later
///got a varsity letter from FKHS for Rifle Team...shooting, not spinning and throwing
 
2013-04-04 12:24:22 AM  
My wife said that she was not at all surprised that someone shot up Human Resources Command.  She's just surprised it took so long.

/She's been trying to deal with her branch manager for weeks
//Said if it wouldn't have slowed things down more, she would happily shoot half of the people there.
 
2013-04-04 12:35:02 AM  
Fort Knox.
"Who's there?"
"Gold"
"Gold?"
Fort Knox
 
2013-04-04 12:48:03 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: NO ODDJOB.

Them's the Goldeneye N64 house rules.


Yep. Cheapest advantage possibly in the history of gaming.
 
2013-04-04 01:03:30 AM  

99.998er: Awesome reporting with all the anonymous people and unconfirmed reports.

1 dead (maybe), perhaps shot but really don't know. We think it might have happened it Kentucky, but Ohio isn't ruled out. A couple of FBI agents or maybe ATF guys were sent to scene to assist in the investigation, we think.


"Something happened somewhere. And now for the weather: There's going to be some."
 
2013-04-04 01:10:15 AM  
odd job was played by a guy from hawaii
 
2013-04-04 01:30:54 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 225x225]

Fort Knox is for tourists!


This.

Subby fails.
 
2013-04-04 01:46:59 AM  
a shoosting?
 
2013-04-04 07:28:39 AM  
CSB time. I was stationed at Ft. Knox in the only infantry unit on base back in the 70s. One of our regular tasks was to be rotated through Gold Vault guard duty. If an "El Dorado" alert was called, we had 7 minutes to gear up, load our platoon into APCs, get to the vault and surround it. Until the alert was called off, our only job was to shoot anyone leaving the vault. Anyone. Didn't matter if they were in uniform or were a kid. Anyone.

/Also remember being told no gold was stored in the vault. Battlefield drugs (morphine, speed and antibiotics)
 
2013-04-04 07:32:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-04 07:40:18 AM  

RottNDude: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.

I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.


Nah, Connery follows the rules

Rule 1: Be attractive.
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
 
2013-04-04 07:59:22 AM  

SuperChuck: RottNDude: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't  seem so suave then.

I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.

Nah, Connery follows the rules

Rule 1: Be attractive.
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive


Rule 2a: Don't be unattractive once she sobers up.
 
2013-04-04 09:49:20 AM  

clipperbox: seen fleeing the area


Easily the worst movie of all time.  OF ALL TIME.
 
2013-04-04 10:38:52 AM  

fireclown: clipperbox: seen fleeing the area

Easily the worst movie of all time.  OF ALL TIME.


it's mitt romney's favorite book. that should tell you something.
 
2013-04-04 11:44:09 AM  
Well, you learn something new each day:

From wikipedia: Auric Goldfinger was played by German actor Gert Fröbe. Fröbe, who did not speak English well, was dubbed in the film by Michael Collins, an English actor. In the German version, Fröbe dubbed himself back again.

I never noticed the dubbing when watching the movie.  I'll have to pay more attention next time it's on TNT/SyFy/Spike
 
2013-04-04 05:55:12 PM  

Silverlock: CSB time. I was stationed at Ft. Knox in the only infantry unit on base back in the 70s. One of our regular tasks was to be rotated through Gold Vault guard duty. If an "El Dorado" alert was called, we had 7 minutes to gear up, load our platoon into APCs, get to the vault and surround it. Until the alert was called off, our only job was to shoot anyone leaving the vault. Anyone. Didn't matter if they were in uniform or were a kid. Anyone.

/Also remember being told no gold was stored in the vault. Battlefield drugs (morphine, speed and antibiotics)


Last time we were stationed there (mid-90's) Dad got to tour the Vault as the base G3.  There was some gold and platinum there, and strategic morphine.  Apparently so were the Hungarian crown jewels...

They had to recalibrate the machine that scans your body for gold content because he couldn't get his wedding band off.

/csb
 
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