FARK.com: (7681726) Fort Knox in lockdown after shooting. Authorities on the lookout for a gold obsessed German, a burly Korean in a bowler and, as always, Pussy Galore

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		Fort Knox in lockdown after shooting. Authorities on the lookout for a gold obsessed German, a burly Korean in a bowler and, as always, Pussy Galore (stuff.co.nz)		80
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CruJones		2013-04-03 10:14:07 PM

Guy with metal teeth?

JacksonBryan		2013-04-03 10:14:15 PM

They're not the only ones' on the lookout for Pussy.

movieman_1979		2013-04-03 10:14:37 PM

But of course you are..

bluorangefyre		2013-04-03 10:14:53 PM

I must be dreaming.

Bathia_Mapes		2013-04-03 10:15:22 PM

CruJones: Guy with metal teeth?

Nah. Jaws wasn't in Goldfinger.

foo monkey		2013-04-03 10:15:40 PM

Yogimus		2013-04-03 10:16:02 PM

Seen fleeing the scene

SpdrJay		2013-04-03 10:18:18 PM

Is Shirley Bassey singing again?

Nunpoo		2013-04-03 10:18:27 PM

Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

Dahnkster		2013-04-03 10:18:55 PM

You know who else liked pussy...
content9.flixster.com

Xanadone		2013-04-03 10:19:37 PM

There's just something about the way Connery pronounces Miss Galore's name. "Pooohshee".

Triumph		2013-04-03 10:19:49 PM

Like there's any gold left in Fort Knox.

MFAWG		2013-04-03 10:21:26 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

The world is an awesome place these days.

Otto_E_Rodika		2013-04-03 10:21:59 PM

You expect me to talk?

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-03 10:23:11 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: You expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

RenegadJew		2013-04-03 10:23:40 PM

Xanadone: There's just something about the way Connery pronounces Miss Galore's name. "Pooohshee".

t.qkme.me

King Something		2013-04-03 10:23:47 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: You expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Rodika. I expect you to dine!

cameroncrazy1984		2013-04-03 10:24:30 PM

Gyrfalcon: Otto_E_Rodika: You expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

*Moby theme*

Phony_Soldier		2013-04-03 10:25:57 PM

Subby, I'm always on the lookout for pussy galore.

/Never find it though.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-03 10:26:19 PM

NO ODDJOB.

Them's the Goldeneye N64 house rules.

thisispete		2013-04-03 10:28:58 PM

Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't seem so suave then.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2013-04-03 10:30:24 PM

Fort Knox is for tourists!

res_nihil		2013-04-03 10:30:43 PM

Triumph: Like there's any gold left in Fort Knox.

Fort Knox? Ha! It's for tourists.

AirForceVet		2013-04-03 10:31:16 PM

Lockdown over. One dead. One suspect sought.

Thisbymaster		2013-04-03 10:31:43 PM

To be honest most guys are always looking.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2013-04-03 10:33:54 PM

thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't seem so suave then.

Also, this scene.....

i291.photobucket.com

"Say goodbye to Felix.... Man talk." *ass-slap*

clipperbox		2013-04-03 10:34:08 PM

seen fleeing the area

hollywoodvulture.com

gerbilpox		2013-04-03 10:35:10 PM

Ow! That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a hat, honestly?

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-03 10:35:21 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

It's happy hour in Kentucky.

RottNDude		2013-04-03 10:35:43 PM

thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't seem so suave then.

I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.

Woolwine		2013-04-03 10:36:01 PM

AAlumni		2013-04-03 10:38:29 PM

badspella		2013-04-03 10:40:45 PM

The very best headlines are the ones where the biggest funny comes at the last word.

HaywoodJablonski		2013-04-03 10:41:12 PM

RottNDude: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't seem so suave then.

I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.

You have to be assertive. Girls like it when the guy takes charge

freetomato		2013-04-03 10:44:35 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

That's what I'm sayin'.

I'm a DoD employee in another state whose agency has a vested interest in Ft Knox.... very sorry for the victim, but glad my area of interest was unaffected.

/Kids, dammit.
//110% vehicle sweeps are probably coming - surprised they didn't happen after Ft Hood
///If said target had been armed, might he have lived? Ask the WV police chief and the head of CO prisons their opinion. Oh. They are dead. Nevermind.
////<own lotsa guns. Not particularly worried about the government disarming me

Slashies!

RoLleRKoaSTeR		2013-04-03 10:44:45 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

Probably due to the slowness of the information being released. Local websites and newspapers do not have any of the details that the New Zealand site has.
Not sure why.

Bontesla		2013-04-03 10:44:46 PM

AirForceVet: Lockdown over. One dead. One suspect sought.

Dorner lives!

ongbok		2013-04-03 10:45:36 PM

thisispete		2013-04-03 10:46:28 PM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

Probably due to the slowness of the information being released. Local websites and newspapers do not have any of the details that the New Zealand site has.
Not sure why.

It's because I'm the subby. I'm a New Zealander and I saw it on a news site I check daily.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2013-04-03 10:46:41 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 225x225]

Fort Knox is for tourists!

That was my first thought too. Gotta love Jeremy Irons in that role. Dude is world class.

RoLleRKoaSTeR		2013-04-03 10:47:01 PM

WLKY just updated - one army employee killed.
http://www.wlky.com/news/local-news/kentucky-news/Army-employee-sho t-k illed-at-Fort-Knox/-/9718420/19603478/-/qquvdyz/-/index.html

Cybernetic		2013-04-03 10:50:43 PM

They're trying to separate the gold from the late Mr. Solo.

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-03 10:52:22 PM

HaywoodJablonski: RottNDude: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't seem so suave then.

I was watching Goldfinger the other day and thought the same thing. That kinda move would get someone arrested these days.

You have to be assertive. ~~Girls~~ Dames like it when ~~the guy~~ a stud takes charge

FTFY

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-03 10:55:54 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 225x225]

Fort Knox is for tourists!

That was my first thought too. Gotta love Jeremy Irons in that role. Dude is world class.

Jeremy Irons OWNED that movie from top to bottom.

fusillade762		2013-04-03 10:57:01 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: thisispete: Did anyone else think that Bond got a little rapey in the hay shed scene? Different time, I guess, but he didn't seem so suave then.

Also, this scene.....

[i291.photobucket.com image 284x177]

"Say goodbye to Felix.... Man talk." *ass-slap*

Not to mention cheerfully strangling a woman with her own bikini top.

mimg.ugo.com

99.998er		2013-04-03 10:58:58 PM

Awesome reporting with all the anonymous people and unconfirmed reports.

1 dead (maybe), perhaps shot but really don't know. We think it might have happened it Kentucky, but Ohio isn't ruled out. A couple of FBI agents or maybe ATF guys were sent to scene to assist in the investigation, we think.

WelldeadLink		2013-04-03 11:00:43 PM

foo monkey: filmcrithulk.files.wordpress.com

Props.

meanmutton		2013-04-03 11:01:51 PM

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

This is Fark -- we frequently get news about Florida from a source in the UK or news about Wales from a source in Minnesota.

awalkingecho		2013-04-03 11:02:02 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: NO ODDJOB.

Them's the Goldeneye N64 house rules.

I always used to love blowing up the crates in the Archives and then hiding in them and waiting for them to respawn to conceal me.

Princess Ryans Knickers		2013-04-03 11:02:55 PM

All they need are more guns! This wouldn't have happened if the Army hadn't banned guns!

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