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(NJ.com)   Trenton, NJ city councilwoman finds out the hard way the "blue waffle" internet meme. WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THIS AT WORK OR IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY OR AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY   (nj.com) divider line 51
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2013-04-03 08:41:13 PM
4 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

I don't see what the big deal is.
2013-04-04 10:19:26 AM
3 votes:
I'm so glad that the likes of goatse and tubgirl have given me the amazing fortitude to not click and not search things.

Really guys, it's okay to "not" know something.

/can guess what it means, not interested in having it confirmed visually, thanks
2013-04-04 04:27:05 AM
2 votes:
I'm amused by the thread.. but I'm clicking on nothing at work.
2013-04-04 01:58:23 AM
2 votes:

Sid_6.7: 12349876: Assuming most of the Urban Dictionary entries are giving me a relatively correct description I'll be just fine not seeing it.

Unless you're a spineless worm, it's nothing.

Basically female genitalia that are discolored a blue shade.

If you can't handle that, then you probably can't handle seeing such a thing in any shade.

It's overblown garbage, and hardly the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet.

But by all means, act the drama whore if you're a 12-year-old who has never seen ladybits and started using the internet yesterday.


Then by all means, post the pic in this thread and see what happens.
2013-04-04 12:40:57 AM
2 votes:

cretinbob: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.

Godamyou


The temptation to click that link is strong but I'm not gonna do it.
2013-04-03 09:58:57 PM
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 270x186]

I don't see what the big deal is.


It's pretty disturbing.
2013-04-04 02:29:39 PM
1 votes:
I glad it's not real.  Being terrified of both it and Hong Kong Dong is more than a person should have to tolerate.

However, we still do have to worry about the antibiotic resistant bacteria diseases:  Acinetobacter, N. gonorrhoeae, Group B streptococcus, Klebsiella pneumoniae, MRSA, MRSA Strain USA300-FPR3757 (flesh eating), Neisseria meningitidis, Shigella, Streptococcus pneumoniae, Typhoid Fever, Vancomycin-resistant Enterococci (VRE), Vancomycin-Intermediate/Resistant Staphylococcus aureus (VISA/VRSA), and, of course, M. Tuberculosis in all its hideous new forms, and its related diseases, the non-tuberculosis Mycobacterium (NTMs) which are seeing a huge increase in clinical relevance, like M. avium, M. kansasii, M. abscessus, etc.
2013-04-04 12:01:33 PM
1 votes:

itsaback: MylesHeartVodak: itsaback: Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 550x302]


Even worse, imagine in 20 years, the kids are grown up and out on their own.  They get nostalgic for Dad's recipe and go "Ok, glass show me links for blue waffles."

Well, my daughter will be ok, but my boy.... We got a note home once that a child in the school had pinworms... My wife explained to him what they were. After the nightmares and anxiety passed,  he was terrified of pinworms so much that the mere mention of the word could stop him from whatever he was doing. He would be outside swinging under a tree, I'd yell to him: "Get in here"..... Him:  "Why?     Me: "Pinworms!" ...    He'd sprint into the house screaming. My wife and daughter tried to act shocked that I would say such a thing, but I could tell that they were holding back the laughter...    He might have a problem with the Googles....


I'm not really sure I buy into reincarnation, but just in case, hey dad, it's nice to have you back!
2013-04-04 11:03:23 AM
1 votes:

MylesHeartVodak: itsaback: Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 550x302]


Even worse, imagine in 20 years, the kids are grown up and out on their own.  They get nostalgic for Dad's recipe and go "Ok, glass show me links for blue waffles."


Well, my daughter will be ok, but my boy.... We got a note home once that a child in the school had pinworms... My wife explained to him what they were. After the nightmares and anxiety passed,  he was terrified of pinworms so much that the mere mention of the word could stop him from whatever he was doing. He would be outside swinging under a tree, I'd yell to him: "Get in here"..... Him:  "Why?     Me: "Pinworms!" ...    He'd sprint into the house screaming. My wife and daughter tried to act shocked that I would say such a thing, but I could tell that they were holding back the laughter...    He might have a problem with the Googles....
2013-04-04 10:36:13 AM
1 votes:

itsaback: Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 550x302]

I prefer a green waffle myself.

I've worked the night shift for nearly all of my children's lives. I make breakfast for them in the morning and then take them to school. For fun, I will add food color to the batter when making pancakes or waffles. Blue is difficult as the yellowishness of the finished product would make them more teal than a true blue.  Green is easy, reds are nice. Purple is tricky.  After searching blue waffle, I don't think I want to make a blue waffle anymore.


Even worse, imagine in 20 years, the kids are grown up and out on their own.  They get nostalgic for Dad's recipe and go "Ok, glass show me links for blue waffles."
2013-04-04 10:35:50 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, I'm going to abstain from clicking in any links in this thread. My inner Akbar is going berserk.
2013-04-04 10:33:29 AM
1 votes:
I don't know which is worse: (1) This imbecile who runs off squawking about a "mystery disease" without any understanding that it does not actually exist; or (2) the idiot Representative from Colorado who suggests banning hi-capacity "clips" will cause their extinction because "once they're used up, they're gone", not realizing they can be reloaded.

Embrace the Ignorance; Celebrate Stupid.
2013-04-04 10:05:38 AM
1 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 550x302]

I prefer a green waffle myself.


I've worked the night shift for nearly all of my children's lives. I make breakfast for them in the morning and then take them to school. For fun, I will add food color to the batter when making pancakes or waffles. Blue is difficult as the yellowishness of the finished product would make them more teal than a true blue.  Green is easy, reds are nice. Purple is tricky.  After searching blue waffle, I don't think I want to make a blue waffle anymore.
2013-04-04 09:51:33 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.


media.tumblr.com

Mr. Shabooboo: To combat this epidemic they will have to shut down some things...

[ts2.mm.bing.net image 257x300]


Habbo called. They said you should probably get tested.
2013-04-04 09:44:01 AM
1 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-04-04 09:12:12 AM
1 votes:
i236.photobucket.com

I prefer a green waffle myself.
2013-04-04 08:53:39 AM
1 votes:
I think subby deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for his warning... Hell, they practically give the damn things away, at least subby saved some of us from a horrible mental image...
2013-04-04 08:48:42 AM
1 votes:
So, TubGirl-ish?

Smart enough to take subby's word on this one.
Don't think it's reverse Smoking Hot so since I can't un-see things yet.  .  .  I'll go with what I've been told.
Thanks subby
2013-04-04 08:06:32 AM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Yes, and for every 100 visitors to www.goatse.cx a village in Arfica will receive a free goat.


Sadly thanks to my typo the poor villagers in *Africa* who really need those goats will get fark all.
2013-04-04 07:41:27 AM
1 votes:
Not surprisingly, there ain't no such animal except in Photoshopland. And, no, I didn't GIS it; I learned my lesson with Tubgirl.

/Lemon party, though, meh. I've seen wrinkly naked old guys before; I used to belong to an old-fashioned gym that was popular with 60+ dudes who liked to hang out in the locker room naked.
2013-04-04 07:16:06 AM
1 votes:

Rreal: bluorangefyre: I'm not doing it, but on a scale of 1 to Tubgirl, how does this rate?

Put it this way.  I can sit through 2girls1cup without flinching.    Just -thinking- the phrase "blue waffle" has me fighting down the dry heaves


2girls1cup is pretty tame and rather fake. There was an interview with the videos 'director' posted on here years ago, and it's just ice cream stuffed into a condom stuffed into an anus.
Now, Church of Fudge...that's real.

/shudders
2013-04-04 06:55:39 AM
1 votes:
Just now she's learning this? Yeesh.

/Nobody tell her about shoveldog.
//S'rsly.
2013-04-04 06:42:05 AM
1 votes:
Haha, I just posted in the comments that she should have known when the caller identified himself as Gene Masseth.  It got wiped immediately.
2013-04-04 06:25:21 AM
1 votes:
Reminds me of the city council that was worried about dihydrogen monoxide.

Speaking of which, I hear that regular application of hydroxyl acid to the coochie helps prevent blue waffle disease. Ladies, pick up some at the store the next time you're out.
2013-04-04 06:22:27 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: What Knot: In fact, don't even admit that you've never heard of it, else someone will message you a picture.

farking del!

Are you perhaps interested in spinning meat?


And that's shocking, how?
2013-04-04 06:20:44 AM
1 votes:
Nothing beats WTFTIT.JPG. Yes, it's a shoop. Doesn't reduce the horror. It's the casualness that makes it so bad,
2013-04-04 06:16:58 AM
1 votes:
Huh. I GISed it. It's a little gross and weird, but not really disturbing enough to warrant the headline. Funny that this Trenton lady decided it needed a response from the city council. GIS trypophobia and it's like 100 brazilion times worse than that.
2013-04-04 05:51:52 AM
1 votes:

make me some tea: bluorangefyre: I'm not doing it, but on a scale of 1 to blank, how does this rate?

blank is tame...


Careful, guys.  I got put in the 24 hour corner just for mentioning blank.  Silly, I know, but somebody's ultrasensitive about it.
2013-04-04 05:28:24 AM
1 votes:
To combat this epidemic they will have to shut down some things...

ts2.mm.bing.net
2013-04-04 04:45:24 AM
1 votes:

Gawdzila: Oh come on, blue waffle is tame compared to most other stuff of this sort.


What, you've never seen the glory of a Pilonoidal Cyst? (Youtube Link)

You know you're going to look. Don't worry. It's gross, but not as gross as assisting the doctor and smelling the feted cheese that is expelled when he incises the cyst.

Blue Waffles doesn't shock me anymore. I've seen Herpes Simplex Sepsis on a neonate who was vaginally delivered in a parent who had an active outbreak.

Google it if you want to see the photos. The baby looked like the old pictures of smallpox victims with lesions all over him.
2013-04-04 04:40:29 AM
1 votes:

Rreal: bluorangefyre: I'm not doing it, but on a scale of 1 to Tubgirl, how does this rate?

Put it this way.  I can sit through 2girls1cup without flinching.    Just -thinking- the phrase "blue waffle" has me fighting down the dry heaves


Oh come on, blue waffle is tame compared to most other stuff of this sort.
2013-04-04 04:31:12 AM
1 votes:
COUNTERS WITH!

images.rxlist.com

www.eurodrugstore.eu

It's only modestly effective. :(
2013-04-04 04:27:00 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.


you almost had me... almost.
Victory is mine! BOOyah!
2013-04-04 04:25:49 AM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: I'm not doing it, but on a scale of 1 to Tubgirl, how does this rate?


Put it this way.  I can sit through 2girls1cup without flinching.    Just -thinking- the phrase "blue waffle" has me fighting down the dry heaves
2013-04-04 03:01:32 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.


I told myself not to click. Then I clicked. Why do I do these things?

*obligatory tiny fist shake*
2013-04-04 01:51:32 AM
1 votes:

12349876: Assuming most of the Urban Dictionary entries are giving me a relatively correct description I'll be just fine not seeing it.


Unless you're a spineless worm, it's nothing.

Basically female genitalia that are discolored a blue shade.

If you can't handle that, then you probably can't handle seeing such a thing in any shade.

It's overblown garbage, and hardly the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet.

But by all means, act the drama whore if you're a 12-year-old who has never seen ladybits and started using the internet yesterday.
2013-04-04 01:15:20 AM
1 votes:
Assuming most of the Urban Dictionary entries are giving me a relatively correct description I'll be just fine not seeing it.
2013-04-04 12:54:28 AM
1 votes:

Irving Maimway: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.

Every farking time man, I laugh my ass off without even clicking. It's by far my fav TFD running joke. My face hurts as soon as I see the post.


Mine as well. I actually click it just to make sure it's still the same. If it ever changes I'm not sure I could handle it.
2013-04-04 12:24:10 AM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: I'm not doing it, but on a scale of 1 to Tubgirl, how does this rate?


Tubgirl is tame...
2013-04-04 12:15:29 AM
1 votes:
I'm not doing it, but on a scale of 1 to Tubgirl, how does this rate?
2013-04-03 11:24:07 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Irving Maimway: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.

Woah... dude, you changed it up! Even better.

What the hell do you mean changed it up?  That's the original link.


Okay, I know I'm high but I swear it took me to cartoon animals singing about breakfast. And now it doesn't.

Dam this is good shiat.
2013-04-03 11:19:46 PM
1 votes:

Irving Maimway: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.

Woah... dude, you changed it up! Even better.


What the hell do you mean changed it up?  That's the original link.
2013-04-03 11:14:46 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.


Woah... dude, you changed it up! Even better.
2013-04-03 11:13:05 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.


Every farking time man, I laugh my ass off without even clicking. It's by far my fav TFD running joke. My face hurts as soon as I see the post.
2013-04-03 10:31:59 PM
1 votes:

What Knot: In fact, don't even admit that you've never heard of it, else someone will message you a picture.

farking del!


Are you perhaps interested in spinning meat?
2013-04-03 09:38:04 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.


Works.  Every.  Time.
2013-04-03 09:02:40 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.


Thats twice in 10 minutes...I should know the url by now...
2013-04-03 08:27:16 PM
1 votes:
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:  Footage taken from that City Council meeting.

Is there anything the internet can't make me regret?
God damned twatwaffles.
2013-04-03 08:19:54 PM
1 votes:
... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.
2013-04-03 08:19:47 PM
1 votes:
In fact, don't even admit that you've never heard of it, else someone will message you a picture.

farking del!
2013-04-03 08:18:03 PM
1 votes:
I'm guessing they'll review the evidence at the next lemon party
 
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