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(NJ.com)   Trenton, NJ city councilwoman finds out the hard way the "blue waffle" internet meme. WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THIS AT WORK OR IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY OR AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY   (nj.com ) divider line
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2013-04-04 06:22:27 AM  

GAT_00: What Knot: In fact, don't even admit that you've never heard of it, else someone will message you a picture.

farking del!

Are you perhaps interested in spinning meat?


And that's shocking, how?
 
2013-04-04 06:25:21 AM  
Reminds me of the city council that was worried about dihydrogen monoxide.

Speaking of which, I hear that regular application of hydroxyl acid to the coochie helps prevent blue waffle disease. Ladies, pick up some at the store the next time you're out.
 
2013-04-04 06:42:05 AM  
Haha, I just posted in the comments that she should have known when the caller identified himself as Gene Masseth.  It got wiped immediately.
 
2013-04-04 06:55:39 AM  
Just now she's learning this? Yeesh.

/Nobody tell her about shoveldog.
//S'rsly.
 
2013-04-04 07:04:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-04 07:11:26 AM  
I have never seen this "blue waffle" phenomenon.

Can anyone post a picture of this natural occurrence?
 
2013-04-04 07:16:06 AM  

Rreal: bluorangefyre: I'm not doing it, but on a scale of 1 to Tubgirl, how does this rate?

Put it this way.  I can sit through 2girls1cup without flinching.    Just -thinking- the phrase "blue waffle" has me fighting down the dry heaves


2girls1cup is pretty tame and rather fake. There was an interview with the videos 'director' posted on here years ago, and it's just ice cream stuffed into a condom stuffed into an anus.
Now, Church of Fudge...that's real.

/shudders
 
2013-04-04 07:19:07 AM  
At long last, an elected official who is equal in stupidity to Florida's Corrine Brown.
 
2013-04-04 07:20:08 AM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 850x433]

I don't get it.


That shows something far worse: Reddit disease.
May god have mercy on us all.
 
2013-04-04 07:21:41 AM  
I believe there was a very remarkable paper on the subject written by Dr. Goatse. You guys should look him up sometime.
 
2013-04-04 07:23:36 AM  

fivestringer: At long last, an elected official who is equal in stupidity to Florida's Corrine Brown.


Hear Hear
 
2013-04-04 07:41:27 AM  
Not surprisingly, there ain't no such animal except in Photoshopland. And, no, I didn't GIS it; I learned my lesson with Tubgirl.

/Lemon party, though, meh. I've seen wrinkly naked old guys before; I used to belong to an old-fashioned gym that was popular with 60+ dudes who liked to hang out in the locker room naked.
 
2013-04-04 07:47:34 AM  
King Something:

I...don't get it. What has one of my few favourite British television personalities got to do with anything?
 
2013-04-04 07:50:37 AM  
It's a pandemic!  Hide your daughters, hide your sisters, everyone getting blue waffle up in here!
 
2013-04-04 07:52:52 AM  

mbillips: Not surprisingly, there ain't no such animal except in Photoshopland. And, no, I didn't GIS it; I learned my lesson with Tubgirl.

/Lemon party, though, meh. I've seen wrinkly naked old guys before; I used to belong to an old-fashioned gym that was popular with 60+ dudes who liked to hang out in the locker room naked.


My otherwise favorite porn site will occasionally throw in some lemon-party-esque vids (thumbnails) on their front page.  All that young, supple flesh, interspersed with LEMON PARTY!!!

/#nope
 
2013-04-04 08:05:25 AM  
Yes, and for every 100 visitors to www.goatse.cx a village in Arfica will receive a free goat.
 
2013-04-04 08:06:32 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Yes, and for every 100 visitors to www.goatse.cx a village in Arfica will receive a free goat.


Sadly thanks to my typo the poor villagers in *Africa* who really need those goats will get fark all.
 
2013-04-04 08:41:50 AM  
business administrator Sam Hutchinson said he did not know anything about the disease but would ask Brownlee to look into McBride's concerns.

I'm curious as to what makes him so curious.
 
2013-04-04 08:48:42 AM  
So, TubGirl-ish?

Smart enough to take subby's word on this one.
Don't think it's reverse Smoking Hot so since I can't un-see things yet.  .  .  I'll go with what I've been told.
Thanks subby
 
2013-04-04 08:53:39 AM  
I think subby deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for his warning... Hell, they practically give the damn things away, at least subby saved some of us from a horrible mental image...
 
2013-04-04 09:06:44 AM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 850x433]

I don't get it.


i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 09:11:52 AM  

cmunic8r99: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.

Nope. Not gonna do it.


final countdown.
 
2013-04-04 09:12:12 AM  
i236.photobucket.com

I prefer a green waffle myself.
 
2013-04-04 09:13:53 AM  
guestofaguest.com
 
2013-04-04 09:15:14 AM  
avatarblog.typepad.com

yep, just posting blue people.
 
2013-04-04 09:31:56 AM  

SlothB77: cmunic8r99: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

final countdown.


I never had a doubt.
 
2013-04-04 09:32:29 AM  
SWAP.AVI - old school
 
2013-04-04 09:35:16 AM  
Serve blue waffles at your next lemon party!
 
2013-04-04 09:36:41 AM  
Did we HAVE to green an article on this? This is my favorite Fark troll*. Now I can't fool as many of you :(

/*actually, it's my only fark troll
 
2013-04-04 09:40:58 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I prefer a green waffle myself.


Navi - Asian crossbreed?
 
2013-04-04 09:44:01 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-04-04 09:47:02 AM  

Sid_6.7: Basically female genitalia that are discolored a blue shade.


i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 09:51:33 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... Councilwoman Kathy McBride said at a City Council meeting last night.

Footage taken from that City Council meeting.


media.tumblr.com

Mr. Shabooboo: To combat this epidemic they will have to shut down some things...

[ts2.mm.bing.net image 257x300]


Habbo called. They said you should probably get tested.
 
2013-04-04 10:05:38 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 550x302]

I prefer a green waffle myself.


I've worked the night shift for nearly all of my children's lives. I make breakfast for them in the morning and then take them to school. For fun, I will add food color to the batter when making pancakes or waffles. Blue is difficult as the yellowishness of the finished product would make them more teal than a true blue.  Green is easy, reds are nice. Purple is tricky.  After searching blue waffle, I don't think I want to make a blue waffle anymore.
 
2013-04-04 10:09:27 AM  
I could've gone without seeing that. Thanks subby
 
2013-04-04 10:19:26 AM  
I'm so glad that the likes of goatse and tubgirl have given me the amazing fortitude to not click and not search things.

Really guys, it's okay to "not" know something.

/can guess what it means, not interested in having it confirmed visually, thanks
 
2013-04-04 10:33:29 AM  
I don't know which is worse: (1) This imbecile who runs off squawking about a "mystery disease" without any understanding that it does not actually exist; or (2) the idiot Representative from Colorado who suggests banning hi-capacity "clips" will cause their extinction because "once they're used up, they're gone", not realizing they can be reloaded.

Embrace the Ignorance; Celebrate Stupid.
 
2013-04-04 10:34:28 AM  
LOL Banner ad that showed up when I searched blue waffles on Urban Dictionary!
img268.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-04 10:35:50 AM  
Yeah, I'm going to abstain from clicking in any links in this thread. My inner Akbar is going berserk.
 
2013-04-04 10:36:13 AM  

itsaback: Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 550x302]

I prefer a green waffle myself.

I've worked the night shift for nearly all of my children's lives. I make breakfast for them in the morning and then take them to school. For fun, I will add food color to the batter when making pancakes or waffles. Blue is difficult as the yellowishness of the finished product would make them more teal than a true blue.  Green is easy, reds are nice. Purple is tricky.  After searching blue waffle, I don't think I want to make a blue waffle anymore.


Even worse, imagine in 20 years, the kids are grown up and out on their own.  They get nostalgic for Dad's recipe and go "Ok, glass show me links for blue waffles."
 
2013-04-04 10:37:39 AM  
I remember the year I first heard about blue waffles.  At least I think I can remember back that far.
 
2013-04-04 10:50:25 AM  
I GISed it. The picture I saw looks like spoiled oysters that got all discolored and shiat.
 
2013-04-04 11:03:23 AM  

MylesHeartVodak: itsaback: Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 550x302]


Even worse, imagine in 20 years, the kids are grown up and out on their own.  They get nostalgic for Dad's recipe and go "Ok, glass show me links for blue waffles."


Well, my daughter will be ok, but my boy.... We got a note home once that a child in the school had pinworms... My wife explained to him what they were. After the nightmares and anxiety passed,  he was terrified of pinworms so much that the mere mention of the word could stop him from whatever he was doing. He would be outside swinging under a tree, I'd yell to him: "Get in here"..... Him:  "Why?     Me: "Pinworms!" ...    He'd sprint into the house screaming. My wife and daughter tried to act shocked that I would say such a thing, but I could tell that they were holding back the laughter...    He might have a problem with the Googles....
 
2013-04-04 12:01:33 PM  

itsaback: MylesHeartVodak: itsaback: Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 550x302]


Even worse, imagine in 20 years, the kids are grown up and out on their own.  They get nostalgic for Dad's recipe and go "Ok, glass show me links for blue waffles."

Well, my daughter will be ok, but my boy.... We got a note home once that a child in the school had pinworms... My wife explained to him what they were. After the nightmares and anxiety passed,  he was terrified of pinworms so much that the mere mention of the word could stop him from whatever he was doing. He would be outside swinging under a tree, I'd yell to him: "Get in here"..... Him:  "Why?     Me: "Pinworms!" ...    He'd sprint into the house screaming. My wife and daughter tried to act shocked that I would say such a thing, but I could tell that they were holding back the laughter...    He might have a problem with the Googles....


I'm not really sure I buy into reincarnation, but just in case, hey dad, it's nice to have you back!
 
2013-04-04 12:18:43 PM  

ToeKnee666: trypophobia


Thanks.  Now I am going to not be able to sleep for months.

shudder
 
2013-04-04 12:39:15 PM  
imageshack.us
I thought 'Blue Waffle' was an innernets super hero?
 
2013-04-04 12:44:59 PM  
Huffing jenkem is the only known cure
 
2013-04-04 01:11:15 PM  
It's easily transmittable to men.

www.contentfy.com
 
2013-04-04 02:02:18 PM  

Sid_6.7: But by all means, act the drama whore


Look who's a hypocrite.
 
2013-04-04 02:29:39 PM  
I glad it's not real.  Being terrified of both it and Hong Kong Dong is more than a person should have to tolerate.

However, we still do have to worry about the antibiotic resistant bacteria diseases:  Acinetobacter, N. gonorrhoeae, Group B streptococcus, Klebsiella pneumoniae, MRSA, MRSA Strain USA300-FPR3757 (flesh eating), Neisseria meningitidis, Shigella, Streptococcus pneumoniae, Typhoid Fever, Vancomycin-resistant Enterococci (VRE), Vancomycin-Intermediate/Resistant Staphylococcus aureus (VISA/VRSA), and, of course, M. Tuberculosis in all its hideous new forms, and its related diseases, the non-tuberculosis Mycobacterium (NTMs) which are seeing a huge increase in clinical relevance, like M. avium, M. kansasii, M. abscessus, etc.
 
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