Pretty cool that he was already designing social media in 1999. Most of us were still bumbling around in AOL chat rooms at that stage.

I had some sites with no robots specified in the meta tags and they didn't get archived.

Here is mine from 1998:

http://webhome.idirect.com/~ghaeh/index.html

The isp that originally hosted it has not existed in well over 10 years, but the company that bought them decided to keep hosting the personal web space from their defunct accounts for reasons unknown.

insano: Magical Mr. Mistofelees.

That's better as a penis nickname, I think.
\Never was there ever
\\a penis so clever

That reminds me of a Play-Do ashtray I made for my Mom when I was six.

Seeing that is making me want to find an archived version of my Geocities page from ~1996.

And the person who wrote this page is just as much of a dick as the modern Zuckerberg.

The best kid to make fun of - Pete
The best target of violent crimes - Pete
The best at StarCraft - STILL NOT Douglas Kim*
The best - Me

*-dat's racist!

I don't think I could even find all my early web pages, and I know my BBS is long-dead. I really do wish my Amish Web Page were still around, though. I put that up on the Internet back in the very early 90s, and as far as I know I was the first to make that particular joke online.

The Amish Webpage had a fun series of links, too. "Tending thy garden", "Raising thy barn", "Repairing thy PC", and "Tourists and what to do with their corpses.", among others.

And of course, the earliest moments when I used this handle were back on various BBSes and Q*Link, in the 80s. Why I should continue to use a screen-name that I came up with when I was a young teenager is anyone's guess. I suppose it's more out of familiarity and copyright concerns than anything at this point.

I do believe there was an alt.zerocorpse.music (or maybe it was alt.zerocorpse.die.die.die) at one time, too. Damn, I'm getting old. I remember when all this was just empty fields.