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2013-04-03 08:20:59 PM
Jesus Christ, why did I even farking read that? Goddammit. Fark.
 
2013-04-03 08:58:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 09:07:12 PM
Why isn't this attempted murder?
 
2013-04-03 09:07:40 PM
Horrible. What an asshole.
 
2013-04-03 09:07:42 PM
Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.
 
2013-04-03 09:09:38 PM
Fine individual, would a corner office do ok?
 
2013-04-03 09:10:14 PM

Peki: Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.


I wonder if you gave him the choice between 80 years and being beaten until his eyes don't work what he would choose?
 
2013-04-03 09:12:00 PM
You all are gonna feel horrible when it comes out in his defense that there was a giant mosquito on the baby and he was just trying to swap it off.
 
2013-04-03 09:12:39 PM
Paaaa-Riiiiiiccckkkk
 
2013-04-03 09:13:41 PM
McFail.

He needs to go to a Women's prison and put in GenPop with a big sign saying what he did.
 
2013-04-03 09:15:05 PM
Jesus farkin Christ! Barely two months on this turdball of a planet and he gets the crap slammed out of him and is rendered blind.

I hope this butthole faces every sharpened toothbrush handle in prison.
 
2013-04-03 09:15:42 PM
We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?
 
2013-04-03 09:16:00 PM
Face/neck tattoos?  Stunning.  Those guys are usually the best.
 
2013-04-03 09:16:42 PM
First green since I made this new login, but I wish I had never read this.
 
2013-04-03 09:17:15 PM

universebetween: You all are gonna feel horrible when it comes out in his defense that there was a giant mosquito on the baby and he was just trying to swap it off.


If there's a skeeter on your peter, whack it off!
 
2013-04-03 09:17:35 PM
His asshole will do a fine emulation of the Lincoln Tunnel.
 
2013-04-03 09:17:51 PM
He needs killin'
 
2013-04-03 09:18:03 PM
Can we pass an amendment to allow for cruel and unusual punishment in extreme cases like this?
 
2013-04-03 09:19:33 PM
Anyone able to translate the words of wisdom this genius has tattooed on his face?

Someone needs to shank this waste of life in prison, repeatedly, in the eyes, with a sharpened tire iron.
 
2013-04-03 09:20:11 PM

PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?


Me.
 
2013-04-03 09:20:41 PM

Huntceet: He needs killin'


Hell yes, he needs killin'. Twice in case the first one doesn't take.
 
2013-04-03 09:21:08 PM

fusillade762: I wonder if you gave him the choice between 80 years and being beaten until his eyes don't work what he would choose?


just take him out back and make him dig his own grave.
Louisville slugger
and fill it in.
He will never offend again.
 
2013-04-03 09:21:11 PM
nice to hear from yet another responsible tattoo enthusiast.
 
2013-04-03 09:21:52 PM

earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

Me.


But will you commit a violent crime to avoid the registry and unite your people against oppression? Because that counts.
 
2013-04-03 09:23:13 PM
This was a really funny headline, what with the picture and all.... then I RTFA....
 
2013-04-03 09:24:11 PM

four95: Anyone able to translate the words of wisdom this genius has tattooed on his face?


Under his eye it says "of the father, the son..." and I assume "holy ghost"wraps around behind his ear.

There's a few "what letter is that supposed to be!?" letters on his face.  Should have gone to a more accomplished  sofer.
 
2013-04-03 09:24:51 PM

four95: Anyone able to translate the words of wisdom this genius has tattooed on his face?

Someone needs to shank this waste of life in prison, repeatedly, in the eyes, with a sharpened tire iron.


I read it's Hebrew. Roughly translated to "the child belongs to the father."i.dailymail.co.uk
He also has Tupac's Thug Life tattoo.
 
2013-04-03 09:27:00 PM

farkingismybusiness: also has Tupac's Thug Life tattoo


kiwf
 
2013-04-03 09:28:24 PM
yet another horrible news story for me to attempt to unread.
 
2013-04-03 09:29:15 PM
How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.
 
2013-04-03 09:29:42 PM
Whelp, this guy should get a stabbin' in prison.
 
2013-04-03 09:30:00 PM

fusillade762: Peki: Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.

I wonder if you gave him the choice between 80 years and being beaten until his eyes don't work what he would choose?


So, do we begin to understand why lex talionis has such great appeal to some people?

(and why it's so frowned upon?)
 
2013-04-03 09:31:11 PM

farkingismybusiness: four95: Anyone able to translate the words of wisdom this genius has tattooed on his face?

Someone needs to shank this waste of life in prison, repeatedly, in the eyes, with a sharpened tire iron.

I read it's Hebrew. Roughly translated to "the child belongs to the father."[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x466]
He also has Tupac's Thug Life tattoo.


Shame to throw away such a hot bod, but I guess someone will enjoy it in prison.
 
2013-04-03 09:32:02 PM
Ooo Ooo is this one of those threads where we all one up each other with descriptions of heinous torture & violent death that should be applied to a criminal SUSPECT??  Can I play!!

Let's poke his eyes out, tattoo his crime on his forehead with everything else, then send him to  the general population WITH NO PANTS - you know, to make the rapey rape easier!

"He remains in the Cobb County Jail with a $15,000 bond."
\\surprise surprise - mr. face tats couldn't come up with 10% of $15K to bond out of pre-trial confinement.
 
2013-04-03 09:32:16 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because you're too smart to live your life as nothing more than a gene delivery vector?
 
2013-04-03 09:32:55 PM
Farkingismybusiness

"the child belongs to the father."

I guess that's he rationalizes his beatings?
 
2013-04-03 09:33:06 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because until recently it has been historically easier to survive a lion attack by outrunning it than outsmarting it.

Check back in another million years and see if things have improved.

/ if we make it that long....
 
2013-04-03 09:33:26 PM

PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?


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Is self-inflicted butt-hurt a crime?
 
2013-04-03 09:34:53 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Mating involves social skills, not academic ones.  FIgured that'd be obvious to a PHD, duh.
 
2013-04-03 09:35:02 PM
Waiting for someone to come white knight and say the baby was asking for it.
 
2013-04-03 09:35:10 PM

SN1987a goes boom: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

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Is self-inflicted butt-hurt a crime?


No, but that haircut is.
 
2013-04-03 09:35:29 PM
this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer
 
2013-04-03 09:37:11 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Damn. You spent a lot of time in school.
 
2013-04-03 09:38:15 PM
I found some other pictures of this scumbag online. He was handsome before he got those awful tattoos.
 
2013-04-03 09:39:55 PM
Execute this worthless f*ck.
 
2013-04-03 09:40:16 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: SN1987a goes boom: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 275x183]

Is self-inflicted butt-hurt a crime?

No, but that haircut is.


East German porn called, they want their gay guy back.
 
2013-04-03 09:40:19 PM

PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

Me.

But will you commit a violent crime to avoid the registry and unite your people against oppression? Because that counts.


Well, crap.
 
2013-04-03 09:41:46 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


How YOU doin'....
 
2013-04-03 09:42:12 PM
You should require a background check to get a facial tattoo.
 
2013-04-03 09:42:21 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


You aren't hanging around in the right bars.

Buy yourself a '69 Camaro or Chevelle and put it in your garage and take it about half way apart. Then go into the metal head clubs and brag up about the car you're restoring.
 
2013-04-03 09:43:11 PM

earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....


Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.
 
2013-04-03 09:45:30 PM

PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.


Cock blocker.
 
2013-04-03 09:47:29 PM

earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.


Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.
 
2013-04-03 09:47:49 PM

Lady Indica: the baby was asking for it


Whoa!
 
2013-04-03 09:49:08 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.

Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.


I'd be better off on mothers day
 
2013-04-03 09:49:35 PM
He remains in the Cobb County Jail with a $15,000 bond.

Only 15k?  Does the judge assume he's too poor to even come up with that?
 
2013-04-03 09:51:21 PM

earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?


Needs a dash of malice aforethought.
 
2013-04-03 09:53:01 PM

clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer


I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.
 
2013-04-03 09:54:34 PM
Babies need a volume knob.
 
2013-04-03 09:55:00 PM

BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.


I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.
 
2013-04-03 09:55:06 PM

coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.


This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.
 
2013-04-03 09:55:07 PM
I wish I could unread that story.
 
2013-04-03 09:56:43 PM

BumpInTheNight: nice to hear from yet another responsible tattoo enthusiast.


Bet he has a tattoo GUN, too!
 
2013-04-03 09:57:44 PM

autopsybeverage: coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.

This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.


especially in gwinnett
 
2013-04-03 09:57:59 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because you likely give a shiat about who you procreate with?
 
2013-04-03 09:59:22 PM

BumpInTheNight: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Mating involves social skills, not academic ones.  FIgured that'd be obvious to a PHD, duh.


Rape is a social skill?
 
2013-04-03 09:59:31 PM

coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.


Rockdale (hopefully not for long).  So long as I stay away from certain parts of town I've been advised about I should be ok.
 
2013-04-03 10:00:18 PM

Lady Indica: Waiting for someone to come white knight and say the baby was asking for it.


The baby was crying for it.
 
2013-04-03 10:01:05 PM
Simmer down, folks. We are only hearing one side of the story. Maybe that snot nosed kid instigated it.
 
2013-04-03 10:01:25 PM

Mugato: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Damn. You spent a lot of time in school.


Or on diploma mill Web sites. ;-)
 
2013-04-03 10:01:36 PM

autopsybeverage: coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.

This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.


Probably, but I bet anyone who lacks the humanity to refrain from beating an infant would skin you for your pelt.
 
2013-04-03 10:01:40 PM
The first thing that popped into my head before even clicking the link was "face tattoos".
 
2013-04-03 10:01:50 PM

earthworm2.0: Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.

Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.

I'd be better off on mothers day


I lol'd.
 
2013-04-03 10:02:29 PM

clipperbox: autopsybeverage: coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.

This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.

especially in gwinnett


That's why I live in DeKalb.  Men never see their babies here.  Much safer for babies.
 
2013-04-03 10:03:35 PM
The horror, the horror.
I don't even have any snarky thoughts.
This is evil at its purest form.
 
2013-04-03 10:04:25 PM

earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.


You're part of the reason we have laws.
 
2013-04-03 10:05:05 PM

Dragonflew: The first thing that popped into my head before even clicking the link was "face tattoos".


I figured there would be more piercings.

Why does Fark not have a WTF tag?

Also obligatory:

cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
 
2013-04-03 10:06:22 PM
I'm liberal in many ways, but because of worthless POSs like this scumbag, I'm to the right of Genghis Khan when it comes to violent crime...
 
2013-04-03 10:07:39 PM

BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.

You're part of the reason we have laws.


You're part of the reason we have vigilantes.
 
2013-04-03 10:07:39 PM
This tough guy should be attached to the end...

smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2013-04-03 10:10:40 PM

Rapmaster2000: He remains in the Cobb County Jail with a $15,000 bond.

Only 15k?  Does the judge assume he's too poor to even come up with that?


Considering he remains in jail...
 
2013-04-03 10:10:45 PM

earthworm2.0: Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.

Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.

I'd be better off on mothers day


Well I doubt it'll help anyone procreate, but have at it.
 
2013-04-03 10:13:00 PM
This sort of thing makes me know that I could make Clyde Shelton look like Mother Theresa and that concerns me.
 
2013-04-03 10:16:31 PM

Rapmaster2000: clipperbox: autopsybeverage: coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.

This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.

especially in gwinnett

That's why I live in DeKalb.  Men never see their babies here.  Much safer for babies.


oh snap! well, they're very family oriented here in gwinnett. the down side is that it's la gran familia. as long as you stay away from the roving gangs, grow houses, and g-nett po po, it's a wonderful place. success lives here.
 
2013-04-03 10:18:48 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because the really stupid and inbred women out there can't even ovulate until they've been smacked around by a face tattoo-wearing thug.  It's how the Permanent Underclass reproduces...

I'm too afraid to RTFA; I just hope that at the bare minimum, the mother sues this bastard for millions so even if this POS gets away with a slap on the wrist, his life will be messed up.  And even though I'm supposed to be in favor of due process and crap like that, if this thug gets his face burned off with acid or his eyes gouged out with a tablespoon, I'd sleep well...
 
2013-04-03 10:21:18 PM

BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.

You're part of the reason we have laws.


You realize you are speaking up in defense of a guy who beat up a baby right? Yet somehow I'm part of the problem?
 
2013-04-03 10:22:20 PM
My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.
 
2013-04-03 10:24:30 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.

Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.

I'd be better off on mothers day

Well I doubt it'll help anyone procreate, but have at it.


Not lookin to procreate.... Just practice. Then again, I'm straight so this whole analogy for the sake of the joke is failing me.
 
2013-04-03 10:25:45 PM

Void_Beavis: My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.


That's so sad. I'm sorry.
 
2013-04-03 10:26:33 PM

Psycat: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Because the really stupid and inbred women out there can't even ovulate until they've been smacked around by a face tattoo-wearing thug.  It's how the Permanent Underclass reproduces...

I'm too afraid to RTFA; I just hope that at the bare minimum, the mother sues this bastard for millions so even if this POS gets away with a slap on the wrist, his life will be messed up.  And even though I'm supposed to be in favor of due process and crap like that, if this thug gets his face burned off with acid or his eyes gouged out with a tablespoon, I'd sleep well...


This.
 
2013-04-03 10:28:07 PM
If I get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll spend my remaining time making sure I get a gig as this fark face's cellmate.
 
2013-04-03 10:28:35 PM

earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.

You're part of the reason we have laws.

You realize you are speaking up in defense of a guy who beat up a baby right? Yet somehow I'm part of the problem?


I think every accused person deserves due process.  Not to find some sort of BS technicality (burn in Hell, William Kunstler) to evade justice, but because too many innocent people get convicted.

However, once somebody is found guilty, then I'm all for draconian punishment.  To me, a punishment is 'cruel and unusual' only if it's worse than what the criminal did to the victim.  Blind a kid?  I don't think it would be cruel and unusual to make this asshole 'donate' his eyes to science.

BTW, folks, the 'eye for an eye' statement was put in the Bible to reduce violence.  In the Good Ol' Days before judicial systems delivered impartial punishment (in theory), if your neighbor poked out one of your eyes, you'd poke out both of his, bash his head in, murder his family, and rape his sheep.  This would lead to feuds that would make the Hatfield-McCoy affair look brief by comparison...

/yes, I think there's crimes so heinous that committing them means you've torn up and thrown away your membership card in the human race
 
2013-04-03 10:29:09 PM

earthworm2.0: Not lookin to procreate.... Just practice. Then again, I'm straight so this whole analogy for the sake of the joke is failing me.


Damn, it was a good joke too.
 
2013-04-03 10:29:24 PM
No way, you want me to believe that this guy as impulse control issues?

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2013-04-03 10:32:16 PM

earthworm2.0: Void_Beavis: My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.

That's so sad. I'm sorry.


Thanks.

I think I'm going to turn off the computer / iPhone for now and just go to a dark room for an hour.

I can't deal with this shiat right now.
 
2013-04-03 10:33:01 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


You spent more time actually doing something with your life rather then be a complete fark up.
 
2013-04-03 10:36:11 PM
And there are people here who think that execution should be illegal.  This guy is a prime target for slow and painful death.  I suggest pumping him full of adrenalin then give him Ebola.
 
2013-04-03 10:39:02 PM

twiztedjustin: If I get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll spend my remaining time making sure I get a gig as this fark face's cellmate.


One idea I think has merit is offering to put a lifer's kid through college if said lifer would inflict revenge on some bastard who deserves it.  Unfortunately, it's probably very illegal, otherwise it would be tempting to make an offer to some lifer who would burn this POS's face off with scalding water.  I don't want the POS to die, just scream in agony in some ICU and wish he were dead.

Another idea:  yes, they can lock up a thug and protect him from vigilante justice.  But what about the thug's family?  I don't think targeting innocent family members is a good idea, but if the thug is a POS due to his shiatty parents and said thug loves his parents--well, you can see where this is going.

One tiresome thing that the William Kunstlers and other thug-fellating assholes out there keep saying is, "How can you send a murderer to his death without becoming a murderer yourself?"  I have a great counter-argument:  "I don't claim to be better than Mr. Serial Killer at all--hell, I'm just as evil and deserving of damnation as he is.  It's just that if he has some magical right to go out and do horrible things to people, then I insist that I have the exact same right.  Sure, I'll use my Nietzschian disregard for morals to only target other evil bastards (a la Dexter), but I have a messianic complex and can send a hundred brutal MFers to a torture chamber and still sleep easily at night."
 
2013-04-03 10:39:44 PM
Void Beavis
My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.

You have my deepest condolences.
 
2013-04-03 10:40:33 PM

Thisbymaster: And there are people here who think that execution should be illegal.


I'm not against the death penalty because I don't think people deserve to die. I'm against it because they constantly find people on death row to be  innocent and therefore who knows how many innocent people were executed.
 
2013-04-03 10:41:04 PM

Psycat: earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.

You're part of the reason we have laws.

You realize you are speaking up in defense of a guy who beat up a baby right? Yet somehow I'm part of the problem?

I think every accused person deserves due process.  Not to find some sort of BS technicality (burn in Hell, William Kunstler) to evade justice, but because too many innocent people get convicted.

However, once somebody is found guilty, then I'm all for draconian punishment.  To me, a punishment is 'cruel and unusual' only if it's worse than what the criminal did to the victim.  Blind a kid?  I don't think it would be cruel and unusual to make this asshole 'donate' his eyes to science.

BTW, folks, the 'eye for an eye' statement was put in the Bible to reduce violence.  In the Good Ol' Days before judicial systems delivered impartial punishment (in theory), if your neighbor poked out one of your eyes, you'd poke out both of his, bash his head in, murder his family, and rape his sheep.  This would lead to feuds that would make the Hatfield-McCoy affair look brief by comparison...

/yes, I think there's crimes so heinous that committing them means you've torn up and thrown away your membership card in the human race


I understand the value of due process.... Giving this guy a trial give some scumbag lawyer the opportunity to get this dude off on a technicality. But, you have a point, if there's a chance.he didn't do it, he deserves due process.... If he did do it.... There's no eye for an eye. This man deserves pain unimaginable, for as long as he can be kept alive to endure more. I certainly don't think he deserves any sort of humanitarian considerations. Some things are simply unforgivable.... Im not the best person in the world, hell, I'm probably not even a good person, but my sense of morality screams at me to inflict violence on anyone who could hurt a child.
 
2013-04-03 10:41:48 PM
Cobb man, huh?

As in cornholed? Or tossing salad? Or both?
 
2013-04-03 10:44:32 PM

Void_Beavis: My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.


Hey man, if you need a shoulder, EIP.
 
2013-04-03 10:46:17 PM

Philbb: No way, you want me to believe that this guy as impulse control issues?

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The tattoo "artist" should be ashamed too
 
2013-04-03 10:48:20 PM
I hope this guy's crime earns him the pedophile-dropped-in-gen-pop treatment. The world will be a better place once this POS is in the ground.
 
2013-04-03 10:48:31 PM

Mugato: Thisbymaster: And there are people here who think that execution should be illegal.

I'm not against the death penalty because I don't think people deserve to die. I'm against it because they constantly find people on death row to be  innocent and therefore who knows how many innocent people were executed.


That's the one big argument I have against the death penalty--too many innocents being sent to death row.  Another argument is that I think that life without parole is not only reversible if there's a false conviction, but it's also much more painful than getting an injection and falling off into an eternal sleep.

If there WERE an infallible way of determining guilt or innocence which also took into account mitigating circumstances (self defense, mercy killing), then I'd be very, very brutal with punishment.  If John Wayne Gacy really did torture 33 boys to death--and he was proven to be 100.000000% guilty--he wouldn't get a lethal injection, not by a long shot.  He'd be strapped to a gurney with eight-point restraints, have a feeding tube jammed down his throat, he'd be given massive dosages of LSD and pain-enhancing chemicals, electrodes or some other non-lethal method of inflicting pain would be attached to him, and then I'd have the dial cranked up to 11.  With any luck, that subhuman POS would endure a few decades of unimaginable torture before he died.

And, folks, if I seem to be a bit vengeance filled, it's because a 5-year-old girl in my neighborhood was raped and killed by a piece of shiat who avoided justice.  I still dream of the day that this POS, his family, his evil bastard attorney, and anybody else connected to him get a taste of justice...
 
2013-04-03 10:50:32 PM

Happy Hours: Philbb: No way, you want me to believe that this guy as impulse control issues?

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The tattoo "artist" should be ashamed too


I am kinda disappointed with the quality too. My face tat is above my right eye, a half moon shape consisting of 4 circles, each a little smaller than the last, with shading to give the illusion of depth. It is tastefully done, and can be hidden with my hair. I got it done by my favorite artist, winner of many awards. If you are gonna commit, get it done right.
 
2013-04-03 10:50:55 PM

BumpInTheNight: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Mating involves social skills, not academic ones.  FIgured that'd be obvious to a PHD, duh.



After a good look at this winner, I'm pretty sure any mating he does involves more beer than skill.
 
2013-04-03 10:54:18 PM

FarkOffAndEatShirts: BumpInTheNight: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Mating involves social skills, not academic ones.  FIgured that'd be obvious to a PHD, duh.


After a good look at this winner, I'm pretty sure any mating he does involves more beer than skill.


You would be amazed at what some women will screw. Then again.... This is Fark....
 
2013-04-03 10:54:38 PM
McFall, 30, the baby's father,

No, stop right there. That's not a father. That's a sperm donor.
 
2013-04-03 10:54:42 PM

FarkOffAndEatShirts: After a good look at this winner, I'm pretty sure any mating he does involves more beer meth than skill.


fixed
 
2013-04-03 10:55:09 PM

earthworm2.0: I understand the value of due process.... Giving this guy a trial give some scumbag lawyer the opportunity to get this dude off on a technicality. But, you have a point, if there's a chance.he didn't do it, he deserves due process.... If he did do it.... There's no eye for an eye. This man deserves pain unimaginable, for as long as he can be kept alive to endure more. I certainly don't think he deserves any sort of humanitarian considerations. Some things are simply unforgivable.... Im not the best person in the world, hell, I'm probably not even a good person, but my sense of morality screams at me to inflict violence on anyone who could hurt a child.


I'm a big fan of due process because there's been many times in the past where the cops will just grab some guy off the street if they're desperate to prove to the public that they can get their man.  Sending an innocent man to prison is, IMO, a crime in itself and I can understand the impulse to let a million bad men go free than send one innocent man to his doom.

Yes, give this person his day in court.  Don't let some scumbag shyster help him evade justice on a technicality, but otherwise give him his due.  And, if he's found guilty, then bring the hammer down on him very hard.  In general, I don't care for the for-profit prison industry, but it's worth it if this guy is guilty of blinding a small boy and gets 40 years in the slammer.
 
2013-04-03 10:57:13 PM

belhade: McFall, 30, the baby's father,

No, stop right there. That's not a father. That's a sperm donor.


That's the slimy, algae-smelling crap that should have gotten filtered out of the gene pool.

Remember, folks, facial tats are Mother Nature's way of saying, "STAY THE HELL AWAY!"
 
2013-04-03 10:58:54 PM
Earthworm 2.0

You would be amazed at what some women will screw. Then again.... This is Fark....


 I'd consider hitting that  in a dry spell if he wasn't a baby-torturer.
 
2013-04-03 10:59:01 PM

Peki: Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.


I think we should assume at least a 3 to 4 g shake, scale up for his age, and make him a crash test dummy.
 
2013-04-03 11:00:22 PM

Mugato: Jesus Christ, why did I even farking read that? Goddammit. Fark.


What purpose does it serve to have such an article on this site?  To enlighten the public?  To anger people to the point of wanting to beat the shiat out of others?  Well congratulations Jew Curtis, you have done so...  I am not racist whatsoever, and have Jewish lineage.  I am calling him such because he has let this site become another sellout site for retards that watch Honey Boo Boo to make a couple bucks and exploit the unfortunate.  Maybe I shouldn't blame him 100%, but he should be aware of what content is placed on the front page.

I really wish this shiat wouldn't get approved.  Welcome to the evolution of FARK.  At first it was a great site where people make fun of each other, boobie threads daily, and debate with few trolls.  It has now become a site that sometimes just disgusts me to the point of not wanting to click on a link, but I do because of the headline.  Just a suggestion, this should have a SICK and a F'ING warning icon next to it if you still choose to post such garbage.  If you are going to put NSFW on things, you should warn others about these articles.  We are all aware of shiat like this happening, but reading and posting, and scumbags that joke about these articles are weak pussies that hide behind a screen.

As for the NSFW warning, if you can't look at some things at work and don't have full control, wait till you get home to look.  This shiat just disgusts me almost as everyone worshiping Will Wheaton as they are jerking off to the owner of this site.  F Drew, he is a sellout.  Did he have this in mind 15 years ago?  Another reason why I never was a "TotalFarker".  You guys are so farking cool and believe you are elite.  You pay to get news that is everywhere on the net.  I find more interesting things on AOL and other sites.

Frankly I just come to this site for the forum and reactions to the articles, because some of you are just hilarious and witty.

I do consulting, and I would advise that if Drew Curtis has or could have a platform to speak from...  oh wait, he does... he should start a fund for this child.

I stopped reading when it stated that the child became blind.  From what I read, and seeing the person that did such a despicable act, I am going to assume that this child will be placed in custody that might be good at first, but down the road he will be pushed aside.  A trust fund so to speak.

For example, when I owned a sports website, there was a little boy, I believe around 8 yrs old, from Florida that had his hand bitten off by a gator.  So a couple of us threw money together to get him a "fitted" PS2 remote because he mentioned in the newspaper that he loved to play video games and didn't know how he was going to do this.  The child was elated and very grateful, but we remained anonymous as a website.  Would you Drew?  I don't think so...  Maybe at one time you would have.

Sorry for the shiat that I just threw on your screen, but it is the way I feel at this moment.  Why?  Because of that article, you should be proud of yourselves.
 
2013-04-03 11:01:27 PM
Hypothetical, sure, but if I ever committed a heinous crime I think I'd rather be executed than spend the rest of my life in prison.
 
2013-04-03 11:03:55 PM
Oh my God, why did I read that....
 
2013-04-03 11:07:18 PM

earthworm2.0: FarkOffAndEatShirts: BumpInTheNight: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Mating involves social skills, not academic ones.  FIgured that'd be obvious to a PHD, duh.


After a good look at this winner, I'm pretty sure any mating he does involves more beer than skill.

You would be amazed at what some women will screw. Then again.... This is Fark....


I had this Neighbor from Hell once years ago.  For starters, he was extremely ugly and had the IQ of a Kleenex.  He spent half his adult life in jail, usually for stupid stuff like breaking into a liquor store--through the front window--when he needed a drink.  And, of course, Social Security was paying him to sit on his lazy ass and drink all day.  When we had this POS living above us, he'd regularly blast crappy Neil Sedaka and other shiatty 60s music at the top of the volume at 3 AM while drinking a case of beer, and one time, I woke up to find that one of our light globes was filled with piss that had leaked from his place.  He would also drive his car while drunk, in spite of having a revoked license, and the two cops on duty in the small town couldn't keep their eyes on him all the time.  Oh, and it turned out that HE was the serial arsonist who was setting small fires in the apartment building, including one next to the gas line which almost exploded.  Luckily, my wife caught him in the act and he got 1-1/2 years in jail (which probably didn't phase him a bit).

And, here's the kicker: in spite of being one of the 10 Most Farked-Up People in the Western Hemisphere, he fathered SIX, count 'em, SIX kids with the same woman.  She was mildly attractive, and you can only wonder what sort of mental illness or daddy-rape issues this woman must have had to be married to this jackwad.  And I'll lay 10 to 1 odds that at least three of his kids are institutionalized in some way.  This guy's a poster child for forced sterilization...
 
2013-04-03 11:09:21 PM
Geez, Fark why'd ya have to go and make me sad.

I mean...faaark. I can't even form a coherent thought about this guy.
 
2013-04-03 11:11:11 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: This tough guy should be attached to the end...

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You know how the director came up with the idea for that film, right? One day he was joking with a friend about appropriate punishments for child molesters, and he just blurted out that each of them should have their lips sewn to the asshole of a big, fat, hairy, overeating trucker. And then he decided to make it into a movie.

I would say that's a good punishment, except for the poor truckers.
 
2013-04-03 11:12:03 PM

MeanJean: Earthworm 2.0

You would be amazed at what some women will screw. Then again.... This is Fark....


 I'd consider hitting that  in a dry spell if he wasn't a baby-torturer.


They all.look the same with the lights off....
 
2013-04-03 11:13:20 PM

Psycat: belhade: McFall, 30, the baby's father,

No, stop right there. That's not a father. That's a sperm donor.

That's the slimy, algae-smelling crap that should have gotten filtered out of the gene pool.

Remember, folks, facial tats are Mother Nature's way of saying, "STAY THE HELL AWAY!"


That was one of the messages I wanted.to convey with mine.
 
2013-04-03 11:14:45 PM

Veritas: Geez, Fark why'd ya have to go and make me sad.

I mean...faaark. I can't even form a coherent thought about this guy.


I've been wavering about Fark for a while, but this is one of those nasty articles that's making me thinking of quitting for good.  I've sent about a hundred submissions to the mods, a hundred very fun submissions that all got shot down.  And what does the mod green-light?  A horrible article that ruins everybody's day.

I wonder why the fark I should even bother reading the news other than scanning the headlines.  I have a dial-up and most newspaper websites seem to have about 2 MB of annoying ads you have to download to even read a three-paragraph article about some outrageous crime that ruins my day.  Fark that to hell...
 
2013-04-03 11:16:34 PM

earthworm2.0: Psycat: belhade: McFall, 30, the baby's father,

No, stop right there. That's not a father. That's a sperm donor.

That's the slimy, algae-smelling crap that should have gotten filtered out of the gene pool.

Remember, folks, facial tats are Mother Nature's way of saying, "STAY THE HELL AWAY!"

That was one of the messages I wanted.to convey with mine.


Seriously, did you get face tats to look menacing?
 
2013-04-03 11:18:24 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Mugato: Jesus Christ, why did I even farking read that? Goddammit. Fark.

What purpose does it serve to have such an article on this site?  To enlighten the public?  To anger people to the point of wanting to beat the shiat out of others?  Well congratulations Jew Curtis, you have done so...  I am not racist whatsoever, and have Jewish lineage.  I am calling him such because he has let this site become another sellout site for retards that watch Honey Boo Boo to make a couple bucks and exploit the unfortunate.  Maybe I shouldn't blame him 100%, but he should be aware of what content is placed on the front page.

I really wish this shiat wouldn't get approved.  Welcome to the evolution of FARK.  At first it was a great site where people make fun of each other, boobie threads daily, and debate with few trolls.  It has now become a site that sometimes just disgusts me to the point of not wanting to click on a link, but I do because of the headline.  Just a suggestion, this should have a SICK and a F'ING warning icon next to it if you still choose to post such garbage.  If you are going to put NSFW on things, you should warn others about these articles.  We are all aware of shiat like this happening, but reading and posting, and scumbags that joke about these articles are weak pussies that hide behind a screen.

As for the NSFW warning, if you can't look at some things at work and don't have full control, wait till you get home to look.  This shiat just disgusts me almost as everyone worshiping Will Wheaton as they are jerking off to the owner of this site.  F Drew, he is a sellout.  Did he have this in mind 15 years ago?  Another reason why I never was a "TotalFarker".  You guys are so farking cool and believe you are elite.  You pay to get news that is everywhere on the net.  I find more interesting things on AOL and other sites.

Frankly I just come to this site for the forum and reactions to the articles, because some of you are just hilarious and witty.

I do consulting, and I would advise that if Drew Curtis has or could have a platform to speak from...  oh wait, he does... he should start a fund for this child.

I stopped reading when it stated that the child became blind.  From what I read, and seeing the person that did such a despicable act, I am going to assume that this child will be placed in custody that might be good at first, but down the road he will be pushed aside.  A trust fund so to speak.

For example, when I owned a sports website, there was a little boy, I believe around 8 yrs old, from Florida that had his hand bitten off by a gator.  So a couple of us threw money together to get him a "fitted" PS2 remote because he mentioned in the newspaper that he loved to play video games and didn't know how he was going to do this.  The child was elated and very grateful, but we remained anonymous as a website.  Would you Drew?  I don't think so...  Maybe at one time you would have.

Sorry for the shiat that I just threw on your screen, but it is the way I feel at this moment.  Why?  Because of that article, you should be proud of yourselves.


.... o_O
 
2013-04-03 11:18:46 PM
Well, anyways, I hope this article is the turning point in my love-hate affair with Fark.  I've tried to quit several times, only to come back in a few weeks out of boredom.  Let's hope it sticks this time...

/auf Nimmerwiedersehen
 
2013-04-03 11:20:10 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


And you spend time posting on Fark?

Just out of curiosity, what are these degrees in?
 
2013-04-03 11:20:59 PM

Psycat: earthworm2.0: I understand the value of due process.... Giving this guy a trial give some scumbag lawyer the opportunity to get this dude off on a technicality. But, you have a point, if there's a chance.he didn't do it, he deserves due process.... If he did do it.... There's no eye for an eye. This man deserves pain unimaginable, for as long as he can be kept alive to endure more. I certainly don't think he deserves any sort of humanitarian considerations. Some things are simply unforgivable.... Im not the best person in the world, hell, I'm probably not even a good person, but my sense of morality screams at me to inflict violence on anyone who could hurt a child.

I'm a big fan of due process because there's been many times in the past where the cops will just grab some guy off the street if they're desperate to prove to the public that they can get their man.  Sending an innocent man to prison is, IMO, a crime in itself and I can understand the impulse to let a million bad men go free than send one innocent man to his doom.

Yes, give this person his day in court.  Don't let some scumbag shyster help him evade justice on a technicality, but otherwise give him his due.  And, if he's found guilty, then bring the hammer down on him very hard.  In general, I don't care for the for-profit prison industry, but it's worth it if this guy is guilty of blinding a small boy and gets 40 years in the slammer.


I don't appreciate spending my taxes to feed, clothe, and house this jerk for 40 years. Seems like rewarding bad.behaviour to me. I'm sure there are more equitable options that would feel more like justice.
 
2013-04-03 11:21:25 PM
The kid was clearly asking for it. I mean c'mon, he took a sharpie and scribbled all over the poor guy's face!

/what do you mean the guy did that to himself? On purpose??
//hope the sick bastard gets what he deserves in prison
 
2013-04-03 11:25:06 PM

Mugato: Thisbymaster: And there are people here who think that execution should be illegal.

I'm not against the death penalty because I don't think people deserve to die. I'm against it because they constantly find people on death row to be  innocent and therefore who knows how many innocent people were executed.


This is it exactly. If we had a system that was 100% reliable I'd support capital punishment. But, I don't trust a system that has a human component to be 100% reliable. Consider the damage done when executing a person. Most of the time that person has a family; parents, siblings, cousins, spouses, and/or children. It's one thing to cause grief to these people when the person executed is guilty. It's another thing entirely when the person executed is innocent. Since we cannot be 100% certain that those executed are guilty it's simply not worth the risk.

To as William Blackstone put it,  "It is better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer", If you don't buy that, try imagining that the innocent person suffering is you or someone you love.
 
2013-04-03 11:26:54 PM

Psycat: earthworm2.0: Psycat: belhade: McFall, 30, the baby's father,

No, stop right there. That's not a father. That's a sperm donor.

That's the slimy, algae-smelling crap that should have gotten filtered out of the gene pool.

Remember, folks, facial tats are Mother Nature's way of saying, "STAY THE HELL AWAY!"

That was one of the messages I wanted.to convey with mine.

Seriously, did you get face tats to look menacing?


No. It wasn't to look menacing. But I understand the psychological reaction people.usually have to facial tattoos. It helps weed out a lot of people I.wouldn't want to talk to anyway, makes people give me a little.wider berth while walking, and extra space in crowded elevators. While the tat does.have personal significance to me, it is also asthetically pleasing in. My opinion. I think it looks lovely.
 
2013-04-03 11:34:21 PM

fusillade762: Peki: Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.

I wonder if you gave him the choice between 80 years and being beaten until his eyes don't work what he would choose?


This for all violent crimes.. or better yet.. both.
 
2013-04-03 11:36:51 PM

earthworm2.0: Happy Hours: Philbb: No way, you want me to believe that this guy as impulse control issues?

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The tattoo "artist" should be ashamed too

I am kinda disappointed with the quality too. My face tat is above my right eye, a half moon shape consisting of 4 circles, each a little smaller than the last, with shading to give the illusion of depth. It is tastefully done, and can be hidden with my hair. I got it done by my favorite artist, winner of many awards. If you are gonna commit, get it done right.


I don't want to say this, but that actually sounds lovely. (And I have a small series of tattoos on my back crescent-moon related).

Sorry. Carry on.
 
2013-04-03 11:39:24 PM

BarkingUnicorn: BumpInTheNight: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Mating involves social skills, not academic ones.  FIgured that'd be obvious to a PHD, duh.

Rape is a social skill?


...Touche'
 
2013-04-03 11:42:17 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: This tough guy should be attached to the end...


Middle. In the movie, he said the middle was the worst.
 
2013-04-03 11:42:41 PM

whatshisname: You should require a background check to get a facial tattoo.


I thought that was the background check.
 
2013-04-03 11:59:21 PM

earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?


Exactly.
 
2013-04-04 12:07:14 AM

megarian: earthworm2.0: Happy Hours: Philbb: No way, you want me to believe that this guy as impulse control issues?

[media.cmgdigital.com image 322x400]

The tattoo "artist" should be ashamed too

I am kinda disappointed with the quality too. My face tat is above my right eye, a half moon shape consisting of 4 circles, each a little smaller than the last, with shading to give the illusion of depth. It is tastefully done, and can be hidden with my hair. I got it done by my favorite artist, winner of many awards. If you are gonna commit, get it done right.

I don't want to say this, but that actually sounds lovely. (And I have a small series of tattoos on my back crescent-moon related).

Sorry. Carry on.


No need to be sorry. I love tattoos. thank you for the compliment. While you have never seen it, you can take my word for it, its awesome. I love it. Briefly after I got it I had some second thoughts, thinking I was stupid for getting a facial tattoo, but it looks so good, and makes me very happy, I am so happy I got it. The location and design is accentuating to my features, its looks like.it belongs there.
 
2013-04-04 12:35:59 AM

Psycat: twiztedjustin: If I get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll spend my remaining time making sure I get a gig as this fark face's cellmate.

One idea I think has merit is offering to put a lifer's kid through college if said lifer would inflict revenge on some bastard who deserves it.  Unfortunately, it's probably very illegal, otherwise it would be tempting to make an offer to some lifer who would burn this POS's face off with scalding water.  I don't want the POS to die, just scream in agony in some ICU and wish he were dead.

Another idea:  yes, they can lock up a thug and protect him from vigilante justice.  But what about the thug's family?  I don't think targeting innocent family members is a good idea, but if the thug is a POS due to his shiatty parents and said thug loves his parents--well, you can see where this is going.

One tiresome thing that the William Kunstlers and other thug-fellating assholes out there keep saying is, "How can you send a murderer to his death without becoming a murderer yourself?"  I have a great counter-argument:  "I don't claim to be better than Mr. Serial Killer at all--hell, I'm just as evil and deserving of damnation as he is.  It's just that if he has some magical right to go out and do horrible things to people, then I insist that I have the exact same right.  Sure, I'll use my Nietzschian disregard for morals to only target other evil bastards (a la Dexter), but I have a messianic complex and can send a hundred brutal MFers to a torture chamber and still sleep easily at night."


Nothing wrong with killing someone if they truly deserve a killing. If your only argument against the death penalty is one of superior morals than you should be ignored.

Imcompetent legal system
mistaken identity.
good arguments against. But the moral I dont wanna be a murderer violence is wrong thing is just so naive.

this dude should be a community punching bag.
Guarantee he lives in protective custody.
 
2013-04-04 12:43:30 AM
I hope I made it to the thread in time to point out how justice will be served only with a big heaping helping of prison rape!  I wish they would consider opening special rape prisons where regular people like you and I could pay a few dollars to partake in the rape of the guilty party.
 
2013-04-04 12:57:43 AM

Micronaut: I hope I made it to the thread in time to point out how justice will be served only with a big heaping helping of prison rape!  I wish they would consider opening special rape prisons where regular people like you and I could pay a few dollars to partake in the rape of the guilty party.


.... Exactly which role did you want?
 
2013-04-04 01:05:45 AM
This guy is the farking standard bearer on why capital punishment is awesome.
 
2013-04-04 01:27:24 AM

Micronaut: I hope I made it to the thread in time to point out how justice will be served only with a big heaping helping of prison rape!  I wish they would consider opening special rape prisons where regular people like you and I could pay a few dollars to partake in the rape of the guilty party.


Give me $20 and I'll let you rape ANYONE you want.

/anyone.
 
2013-04-04 02:56:29 AM
He faces up to 80 years in prison if convicted.

Ordinarily I'm not a big fan of prison rape but in this guy's case I'm more than willing to make an exception.

/The Stabbys, I got 'em.
 
2013-04-04 02:59:34 AM
dying is too good for this guy.

I'm sure most of you have better ways of "offing" this human waste, but nothing comes to mind as the joyous occasion of having him encounter the welcome wagon when he's imprisoned. I just hope the judge handling the case doesn't fark it up.
 
2013-04-04 04:36:49 AM

earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

Me.


Well... Not yet.
 
2013-04-04 05:03:06 AM
Just give this guy the chair already. There's absolutely no reason for people like this to be alive, and some people should just be thrown away.
 
2013-04-04 07:11:11 AM
You sure the police didn't frame him?
...this fark, after all

(what a tool)
 
2013-04-04 08:15:21 AM
No outrage over a $15,000 bond?
 
2013-04-04 10:32:09 AM
Way to show you are the biggest pussy on earth by almost killing a defenseless newborn.  I hope he dies a horrible death.
 
2013-04-04 10:40:22 AM

fusillade762: Peki: Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.

I wonder if you gave him the choice between 80 years and being beaten until his eyes don't work what he would choose?


its not going to be a choice once the guys in jail find out what he did.
 
2013-04-04 10:51:06 AM
Waste of carbon. Stick him on a fishing boat and kick his worthless ass out in the middle of the ocean for the sharks to eat. Done deal.
 
2013-04-04 10:58:50 AM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because that much school is a silly waste of time/money?

Still, he's 10000000x more idiot. And at least you're not a psychopath.
 
2013-04-04 11:14:29 AM
He'd be cute without the tattoos... and the whole being a worthless sack of shiat thing...

But damn there's a lot of torture fetishists on fark...
 
2013-04-04 01:24:33 PM
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Screw this SOB. Hope he dies a long painful death from some kind of cancer.
 
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