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2013-04-03 09:43:11 PM

earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....


Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.
 
2013-04-03 09:45:30 PM

PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.


Cock blocker.
 
2013-04-03 09:47:29 PM

earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.


Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.
 
2013-04-03 09:47:49 PM

Lady Indica: the baby was asking for it


Whoa!
 
2013-04-03 09:49:08 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.

Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.


I'd be better off on mothers day
 
2013-04-03 09:49:35 PM
He remains in the Cobb County Jail with a $15,000 bond.

Only 15k?  Does the judge assume he's too poor to even come up with that?
 
2013-04-03 09:51:21 PM

earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?


Needs a dash of malice aforethought.
 
2013-04-03 09:53:01 PM

clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer


I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.
 
2013-04-03 09:54:34 PM
Babies need a volume knob.
 
2013-04-03 09:55:00 PM

BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.


I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.
 
2013-04-03 09:55:06 PM

coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.


This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.
 
2013-04-03 09:55:07 PM
I wish I could unread that story.
 
2013-04-03 09:56:43 PM

BumpInTheNight: nice to hear from yet another responsible tattoo enthusiast.


Bet he has a tattoo GUN, too!
 
2013-04-03 09:57:44 PM

autopsybeverage: coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.

This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.


especially in gwinnett
 
2013-04-03 09:57:59 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because you likely give a shiat about who you procreate with?
 
2013-04-03 09:59:22 PM

BumpInTheNight: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Mating involves social skills, not academic ones.  FIgured that'd be obvious to a PHD, duh.


Rape is a social skill?
 
2013-04-03 09:59:31 PM

coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.


Rockdale (hopefully not for long).  So long as I stay away from certain parts of town I've been advised about I should be ok.
 
2013-04-03 10:00:18 PM

Lady Indica: Waiting for someone to come white knight and say the baby was asking for it.


The baby was crying for it.
 
2013-04-03 10:01:05 PM
Simmer down, folks. We are only hearing one side of the story. Maybe that snot nosed kid instigated it.
 
2013-04-03 10:01:25 PM

Mugato: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Damn. You spent a lot of time in school.


Or on diploma mill Web sites. ;-)
 
2013-04-03 10:01:36 PM

autopsybeverage: coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.

This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.


Probably, but I bet anyone who lacks the humanity to refrain from beating an infant would skin you for your pelt.
 
2013-04-03 10:01:40 PM
The first thing that popped into my head before even clicking the link was "face tattoos".
 
2013-04-03 10:01:50 PM

earthworm2.0: Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.

Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.

I'd be better off on mothers day


I lol'd.
 
2013-04-03 10:02:29 PM

clipperbox: autopsybeverage: coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.

This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.

especially in gwinnett


That's why I live in DeKalb.  Men never see their babies here.  Much safer for babies.
 
2013-04-03 10:03:35 PM
The horror, the horror.
I don't even have any snarky thoughts.
This is evil at its purest form.
 
2013-04-03 10:04:25 PM

earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.


You're part of the reason we have laws.
 
2013-04-03 10:05:05 PM

Dragonflew: The first thing that popped into my head before even clicking the link was "face tattoos".


I figured there would be more piercings.

Why does Fark not have a WTF tag?

Also obligatory:

cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
 
2013-04-03 10:06:22 PM
I'm liberal in many ways, but because of worthless POSs like this scumbag, I'm to the right of Genghis Khan when it comes to violent crime...
 
2013-04-03 10:07:39 PM

BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.

You're part of the reason we have laws.


You're part of the reason we have vigilantes.
 
2013-04-03 10:07:39 PM
This tough guy should be attached to the end...

smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2013-04-03 10:10:40 PM

Rapmaster2000: He remains in the Cobb County Jail with a $15,000 bond.

Only 15k?  Does the judge assume he's too poor to even come up with that?


Considering he remains in jail...
 
2013-04-03 10:10:45 PM

earthworm2.0: Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.

Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.

I'd be better off on mothers day


Well I doubt it'll help anyone procreate, but have at it.
 
2013-04-03 10:13:00 PM
This sort of thing makes me know that I could make Clyde Shelton look like Mother Theresa and that concerns me.
 
2013-04-03 10:16:31 PM

Rapmaster2000: clipperbox: autopsybeverage: coldf33t: clipperbox: this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer

I live in Gwinnett, too.  So I feel safer? Not really.

This is why I'm not a baby... Much safer.

especially in gwinnett

That's why I live in DeKalb.  Men never see their babies here.  Much safer for babies.


oh snap! well, they're very family oriented here in gwinnett. the down side is that it's la gran familia. as long as you stay away from the roving gangs, grow houses, and g-nett po po, it's a wonderful place. success lives here.
 
2013-04-03 10:18:48 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because the really stupid and inbred women out there can't even ovulate until they've been smacked around by a face tattoo-wearing thug.  It's how the Permanent Underclass reproduces...

I'm too afraid to RTFA; I just hope that at the bare minimum, the mother sues this bastard for millions so even if this POS gets away with a slap on the wrist, his life will be messed up.  And even though I'm supposed to be in favor of due process and crap like that, if this thug gets his face burned off with acid or his eyes gouged out with a tablespoon, I'd sleep well...
 
2013-04-03 10:21:18 PM

BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.

You're part of the reason we have laws.


You realize you are speaking up in defense of a guy who beat up a baby right? Yet somehow I'm part of the problem?
 
2013-04-03 10:22:20 PM
My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.
 
2013-04-03 10:24:30 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: Zarquon's Flat Tire: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

How YOU doin'....

Because you were getting three masters and PHD instead of having unprotected sex, Pipster. If you are having problems getting laid, find your nearest grad student. They'll always put out if they think they can get a third authorship.

Cock blocker.

Dude you said you have a face tattoo, just go to the strip club on Father's Day and you're golden.

I'd be better off on mothers day

Well I doubt it'll help anyone procreate, but have at it.


Not lookin to procreate.... Just practice. Then again, I'm straight so this whole analogy for the sake of the joke is failing me.
 
2013-04-03 10:25:45 PM

Void_Beavis: My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.


That's so sad. I'm sorry.
 
2013-04-03 10:26:33 PM

Psycat: pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.

Because the really stupid and inbred women out there can't even ovulate until they've been smacked around by a face tattoo-wearing thug.  It's how the Permanent Underclass reproduces...

I'm too afraid to RTFA; I just hope that at the bare minimum, the mother sues this bastard for millions so even if this POS gets away with a slap on the wrist, his life will be messed up.  And even though I'm supposed to be in favor of due process and crap like that, if this thug gets his face burned off with acid or his eyes gouged out with a tablespoon, I'd sleep well...


This.
 
2013-04-03 10:28:07 PM
If I get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll spend my remaining time making sure I get a gig as this fark face's cellmate.
 
2013-04-03 10:28:35 PM

earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: BarkingUnicorn: earthworm2.0: Why isn't this attempted murder?

Needs a dash of malice aforethought.

I think the law really should fall.by the wayside in certain situations. Like this one. Crimes against children, especially babies, just gets under my skin. I feel all stabby about it.

You're part of the reason we have laws.

You realize you are speaking up in defense of a guy who beat up a baby right? Yet somehow I'm part of the problem?


I think every accused person deserves due process.  Not to find some sort of BS technicality (burn in Hell, William Kunstler) to evade justice, but because too many innocent people get convicted.

However, once somebody is found guilty, then I'm all for draconian punishment.  To me, a punishment is 'cruel and unusual' only if it's worse than what the criminal did to the victim.  Blind a kid?  I don't think it would be cruel and unusual to make this asshole 'donate' his eyes to science.

BTW, folks, the 'eye for an eye' statement was put in the Bible to reduce violence.  In the Good Ol' Days before judicial systems delivered impartial punishment (in theory), if your neighbor poked out one of your eyes, you'd poke out both of his, bash his head in, murder his family, and rape his sheep.  This would lead to feuds that would make the Hatfield-McCoy affair look brief by comparison...

/yes, I think there's crimes so heinous that committing them means you've torn up and thrown away your membership card in the human race
 
2013-04-03 10:29:09 PM

earthworm2.0: Not lookin to procreate.... Just practice. Then again, I'm straight so this whole analogy for the sake of the joke is failing me.


Damn, it was a good joke too.
 
2013-04-03 10:29:24 PM
No way, you want me to believe that this guy as impulse control issues?

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2013-04-03 10:32:16 PM

earthworm2.0: Void_Beavis: My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.

That's so sad. I'm sorry.


Thanks.

I think I'm going to turn off the computer / iPhone for now and just go to a dark room for an hour.

I can't deal with this shiat right now.
 
2013-04-03 10:33:01 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


You spent more time actually doing something with your life rather then be a complete fark up.
 
2013-04-03 10:36:11 PM
And there are people here who think that execution should be illegal.  This guy is a prime target for slow and painful death.  I suggest pumping him full of adrenalin then give him Ebola.
 
2013-04-03 10:39:02 PM

twiztedjustin: If I get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll spend my remaining time making sure I get a gig as this fark face's cellmate.


One idea I think has merit is offering to put a lifer's kid through college if said lifer would inflict revenge on some bastard who deserves it.  Unfortunately, it's probably very illegal, otherwise it would be tempting to make an offer to some lifer who would burn this POS's face off with scalding water.  I don't want the POS to die, just scream in agony in some ICU and wish he were dead.

Another idea:  yes, they can lock up a thug and protect him from vigilante justice.  But what about the thug's family?  I don't think targeting innocent family members is a good idea, but if the thug is a POS due to his shiatty parents and said thug loves his parents--well, you can see where this is going.

One tiresome thing that the William Kunstlers and other thug-fellating assholes out there keep saying is, "How can you send a murderer to his death without becoming a murderer yourself?"  I have a great counter-argument:  "I don't claim to be better than Mr. Serial Killer at all--hell, I'm just as evil and deserving of damnation as he is.  It's just that if he has some magical right to go out and do horrible things to people, then I insist that I have the exact same right.  Sure, I'll use my Nietzschian disregard for morals to only target other evil bastards (a la Dexter), but I have a messianic complex and can send a hundred brutal MFers to a torture chamber and still sleep easily at night."
 
2013-04-03 10:39:44 PM
Void Beavis
My wife had two miscarriages last year. One she nearly lost her life due to internal bleeding. Trying very hard to not punch a huge ass hole in the wall right now.

You have my deepest condolences.
 
2013-04-03 10:40:33 PM

Thisbymaster: And there are people here who think that execution should be illegal.


I'm not against the death penalty because I don't think people deserve to die. I'm against it because they constantly find people on death row to be  innocent and therefore who knows how many innocent people were executed.
 
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