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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Man behaves pretty much the way his mugshot would lead you to expect   (ajc.com) divider line 156
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2013-04-03 08:20:59 PM
Jesus Christ, why did I even farking read that? Goddammit. Fark.
 
2013-04-03 08:58:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 09:07:12 PM
Why isn't this attempted murder?
 
2013-04-03 09:07:40 PM
Horrible. What an asshole.
 
2013-04-03 09:07:42 PM
Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.
 
2013-04-03 09:09:38 PM
Fine individual, would a corner office do ok?
 
2013-04-03 09:10:14 PM

Peki: Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.


I wonder if you gave him the choice between 80 years and being beaten until his eyes don't work what he would choose?
 
2013-04-03 09:12:00 PM
You all are gonna feel horrible when it comes out in his defense that there was a giant mosquito on the baby and he was just trying to swap it off.
 
2013-04-03 09:12:39 PM
Paaaa-Riiiiiiccckkkk
 
2013-04-03 09:13:41 PM
McFail.

He needs to go to a Women's prison and put in GenPop with a big sign saying what he did.
 
2013-04-03 09:15:05 PM
Jesus farkin Christ! Barely two months on this turdball of a planet and he gets the crap slammed out of him and is rendered blind.

I hope this butthole faces every sharpened toothbrush handle in prison.
 
2013-04-03 09:15:42 PM
We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?
 
2013-04-03 09:16:00 PM
Face/neck tattoos?  Stunning.  Those guys are usually the best.
 
2013-04-03 09:16:42 PM
First green since I made this new login, but I wish I had never read this.
 
2013-04-03 09:17:15 PM

universebetween: You all are gonna feel horrible when it comes out in his defense that there was a giant mosquito on the baby and he was just trying to swap it off.


If there's a skeeter on your peter, whack it off!
 
2013-04-03 09:17:35 PM
His asshole will do a fine emulation of the Lincoln Tunnel.
 
2013-04-03 09:17:51 PM
He needs killin'
 
2013-04-03 09:18:03 PM
Can we pass an amendment to allow for cruel and unusual punishment in extreme cases like this?
 
2013-04-03 09:19:33 PM
Anyone able to translate the words of wisdom this genius has tattooed on his face?

Someone needs to shank this waste of life in prison, repeatedly, in the eyes, with a sharpened tire iron.
 
2013-04-03 09:20:11 PM

PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?


Me.
 
2013-04-03 09:20:41 PM

Huntceet: He needs killin'


Hell yes, he needs killin'. Twice in case the first one doesn't take.
 
2013-04-03 09:21:08 PM

fusillade762: I wonder if you gave him the choice between 80 years and being beaten until his eyes don't work what he would choose?


just take him out back and make him dig his own grave.
Louisville slugger
and fill it in.
He will never offend again.
 
2013-04-03 09:21:11 PM
nice to hear from yet another responsible tattoo enthusiast.
 
2013-04-03 09:21:52 PM

earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

Me.


But will you commit a violent crime to avoid the registry and unite your people against oppression? Because that counts.
 
2013-04-03 09:23:13 PM
This was a really funny headline, what with the picture and all.... then I RTFA....
 
2013-04-03 09:24:11 PM

four95: Anyone able to translate the words of wisdom this genius has tattooed on his face?


Under his eye it says "of the father, the son..." and I assume "holy ghost"wraps around behind his ear.

There's a few "what letter is that supposed to be!?" letters on his face.  Should have gone to a more accomplished  sofer.
 
2013-04-03 09:24:51 PM

four95: Anyone able to translate the words of wisdom this genius has tattooed on his face?

Someone needs to shank this waste of life in prison, repeatedly, in the eyes, with a sharpened tire iron.


I read it's Hebrew. Roughly translated to "the child belongs to the father."i.dailymail.co.uk
He also has Tupac's Thug Life tattoo.
 
2013-04-03 09:27:00 PM

farkingismybusiness: also has Tupac's Thug Life tattoo


kiwf
 
2013-04-03 09:28:24 PM
yet another horrible news story for me to attempt to unread.
 
2013-04-03 09:29:15 PM
How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.
 
2013-04-03 09:29:42 PM
Whelp, this guy should get a stabbin' in prison.
 
2013-04-03 09:30:00 PM

fusillade762: Peki: Heh. . . and the Saudi Arabia "eye for an eye" link below it.

Fark's doing well with finding matching threads today.

I wonder if you gave him the choice between 80 years and being beaten until his eyes don't work what he would choose?


So, do we begin to understand why lex talionis has such great appeal to some people?

(and why it's so frowned upon?)
 
2013-04-03 09:31:11 PM

farkingismybusiness: four95: Anyone able to translate the words of wisdom this genius has tattooed on his face?

Someone needs to shank this waste of life in prison, repeatedly, in the eyes, with a sharpened tire iron.

I read it's Hebrew. Roughly translated to "the child belongs to the father."[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x466]
He also has Tupac's Thug Life tattoo.


Shame to throw away such a hot bod, but I guess someone will enjoy it in prison.
 
2013-04-03 09:32:02 PM
Ooo Ooo is this one of those threads where we all one up each other with descriptions of heinous torture & violent death that should be applied to a criminal SUSPECT??  Can I play!!

Let's poke his eyes out, tattoo his crime on his forehead with everything else, then send him to  the general population WITH NO PANTS - you know, to make the rapey rape easier!

"He remains in the Cobb County Jail with a $15,000 bond."
\\surprise surprise - mr. face tats couldn't come up with 10% of $15K to bond out of pre-trial confinement.
 
2013-04-03 09:32:16 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because you're too smart to live your life as nothing more than a gene delivery vector?
 
2013-04-03 09:32:55 PM
Farkingismybusiness

"the child belongs to the father."

I guess that's he rationalizes his beatings?
 
2013-04-03 09:33:06 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Because until recently it has been historically easier to survive a lion attack by outrunning it than outsmarting it.

Check back in another million years and see if things have improved.

/ if we make it that long....
 
2013-04-03 09:33:26 PM

PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?


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Is self-inflicted butt-hurt a crime?
 
2013-04-03 09:34:53 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Mating involves social skills, not academic ones.  FIgured that'd be obvious to a PHD, duh.
 
2013-04-03 09:35:02 PM
Waiting for someone to come white knight and say the baby was asking for it.
 
2013-04-03 09:35:10 PM

SN1987a goes boom: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

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Is self-inflicted butt-hurt a crime?


No, but that haircut is.
 
2013-04-03 09:35:29 PM
this is why i live in gwinnett...much safer
 
2013-04-03 09:37:11 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


Damn. You spent a lot of time in school.
 
2013-04-03 09:38:15 PM
I found some other pictures of this scumbag online. He was handsome before he got those awful tattoos.
 
2013-04-03 09:39:55 PM
Execute this worthless f*ck.
 
2013-04-03 09:40:16 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: SN1987a goes boom: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 275x183]

Is self-inflicted butt-hurt a crime?

No, but that haircut is.


East German porn called, they want their gay guy back.
 
2013-04-03 09:40:19 PM

PonceAlyosha: earthworm2.0: PonceAlyosha: We need a registry of people with Facial Tattoos. Has ANYONE with a facial tattoo NOT committed a violent crime?

Me.

But will you commit a violent crime to avoid the registry and unite your people against oppression? Because that counts.


Well, crap.
 
2013-04-03 09:41:46 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


How YOU doin'....
 
2013-04-03 09:42:12 PM
You should require a background check to get a facial tattoo.
 
2013-04-03 09:42:21 PM

pippi longstocking: How come idiots like these get to reproduce and I have 3 masters, and a PhD, yet I got notin'.


You aren't hanging around in the right bars.

Buy yourself a '69 Camaro or Chevelle and put it in your garage and take it about half way apart. Then go into the metal head clubs and brag up about the car you're restoring.
 
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