IAMBOB: So glad I don't have to deal with chubby chasing roommates and the stories I had to sit thru when their girl toys were around (they just messed around with them, didn't date them seriously).I will never be able to get the sight of a 300+ girl talking about her tight vaginal cavity while my roommate's tongue lolled on the floor out of my head, nor the 250+ one talking about lingerie shopping and trying on all the clothes while he drooled so damn much I had to get the swiffer mop/not kidding//she doesn't need to be a stick figure, but I do like my women to be a little on the petite side
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