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Tom_Slick		2013-04-03 09:00:36 PM

The Viper is coming.

quickdraw		2013-04-03 09:14:56 PM

WOOOOO Kilt thread!

www.kiltmen.com

EvilEgg		2013-04-03 09:24:30 PM

Hey! That's sexist! I am not a piece of meat.

Benevolent Misanthrope		2013-04-03 09:28:34 PM

EvilEgg: Hey! That's sexist! I am not a piece of meat.

So quit displaying our meat for all to see up there on that ladder, slut.

quickdraw		2013-04-03 09:35:33 PM

quickdraw		2013-04-03 10:28:56 PM

quickdraw		2013-04-03 10:29:58 PM

quickdraw		2013-04-03 10:32:05 PM

quickdraw		2013-04-03 10:35:00 PM

quickdraw		2013-04-03 10:36:22 PM

you're welcome

Benevolent Misanthrope		2013-04-03 11:09:53 PM

quickdraw: you're welcome

#1 - sporran too low, no doubt in order to emphasize the package.
#2 - what's with the codpiece? KILTS DO NOT HAVE CODPIECES.

We get it, guys. You own dicks. Lordy.

/studwoman69
//And look at those sharp farking elbows

Benevolent Misanthrope		2013-04-03 11:14:59 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-03 11:28:04 PM

That's nuts.

Aces and Eights		2013-04-04 12:28:05 AM

quickdraw: WOOOOO Kilt thread!

Thank you! Liam and I have a "thing" going on. He wears his kilt for me on special occasions.

I'll be in my bunk, as they say.

HotWingAgenda		2013-04-04 12:29:36 AM

Thongs are riding up?

indeebud		2013-04-04 12:33:12 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: quickdraw: you're welcome

#1 - sporran too low, no doubt in order to emphasize the package.
#2 - what's with the codpiece? KILTS DO NOT HAVE CODPIECES.

We get it, guys. You own dicks. Lordy.

/studwoman69
//And look at those sharp farking elbows

lol You beat me to it on points # 1 and 2. :D

Pointy Tail of Satan		2013-04-04 12:36:12 AM

Is that a caber under your kilt, or are you just happy to see me?

God-is-a-Taco		2013-04-04 12:43:38 AM

quickdraw: [25.media.tumblr.com image 590x402]

LOL black guy in a kilt.
Probably not the most unusual thing I've seen, but definitely up there.

ArcadianRefugee		2013-04-04 12:43:44 AM

Skirt thread!!

BuckTurgidson		2013-04-04 12:45:51 AM

Max Awesome		2013-04-04 12:47:37 AM

Max Awesome		2013-04-04 12:48:17 AM

Max Awesome		2013-04-04 12:49:08 AM

Max Awesome		2013-04-04 12:55:54 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.

IHadMeAVision		2013-04-04 12:57:12 AM

This thread is doing nothing for me. Guess I'm either awesomely straight or I just don't like kilts.

RottNDude		2013-04-04 12:59:35 AM

Max Awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.

That's not a kilt, it's a leather jockstrap or whatever.

fusillade762		2013-04-04 01:13:17 AM

RottNDude: Max Awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.

That's not a kilt, it's a leather jockstrap or whatever.

A merkin?

911Jenny		2013-04-04 01:14:52 AM

This IS a bookmark!

Really any excuse to see tasty man legs works for me.

Jesterling		2013-04-04 01:17:33 AM

Can't remember why I saved this..

FunkOut		2013-04-04 01:34:35 AM

Max Awesome: [i42.photobucket.com image 773x1024]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.

Thought a Scottish fantasy was a drunken soccer riot followed by deep fried Mars bars and complaining about the weather.

DaCricket		2013-04-04 01:52:59 AM

This is not a bookmark.

KrispyKritter		2013-04-04 01:53:07 AM

That clinches it, I'm going to strut my stuff. -off to find a 5X kilt-

/ let that mental image sink in

WillofJ2		2013-04-04 01:59:48 AM

As a former participant in highland games, rock on, but as a sexual things lets be honest the up kilt view of a mans ass and balls and penis just isnt something people want to see men or women, drunk "scottish" people in kilts playing games, yes, on ladders no

FunkOut		2013-04-04 02:07:28 AM

WillofJ2: As a former participant in highland games, rock on, but as a sexual things lets be honest the up kilt view of a mans ass and balls and penis just isnt something people want to see men or women, drunk "scottish" people in kilts playing games, yes, on ladders no

Guess you don't watch much gay porn.

WillofJ2		2013-04-04 02:10:07 AM

FunkOut: WillofJ2: As a former participant in highland games, rock on, but as a sexual things lets be honest the up kilt view of a mans ass and balls and penis just isnt something people want to see men or women, drunk "scottish" people in kilts playing games, yes, on ladders no

Guess you don't watch much gay porn.

Damn good guess

sweet-daddy-2		2013-04-04 02:20:48 AM

Just a warning, never ever wear a kilt to a Texas rodeo. Especially with garter belt and fishnet stockings.

sonorangal		2013-04-04 02:58:46 AM

"Yo-dee-ho-dee-idoe-ly. I don't know where you've been but I guess you won first prize." This song came to mind when I saw the article.

OgreMagi		2013-04-04 03:05:35 AM

Is this the thread where the women get all hot and bothered, ripe for the picking?

miss diminutive		2013-04-04 03:19:47 AM

OgreMagi: Is this the thread where the women get all hot and bothered, ripe for the picking?

No, that's the Best Korea nukes thread. Nothing gets us all hot and bothered like some WW3, end of the world, let's fark in a bunker until the rapture type of scenario.

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-04 03:45:39 AM

Can't have a kilt thread without "The Drunken Scotsman" song.

Abacus9		2013-04-04 03:55:10 AM

Gordon Bennett		2013-04-04 03:59:31 AM

FunkOut: Max Awesome: [i42.photobucket.com image 773x1024]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.

Thought a Scottish fantasy was a drunken soccer riot followed by deep fried Mars bars and complaining about the weather.

I find that highly offensive. It's the English who like to complain about the weather.

octopied		2013-04-04 04:24:27 AM

Yeah, we have them here. They wear some kind of legging under the kilt.

cc_rider		2013-04-04 06:10:06 AM

CeroX		2013-04-04 06:22:58 AM

Unless you're hung like the statue of Lew Ashby, i don't see a problem...

/obscure?

cherryl taggart		2013-04-04 06:53:27 AM

Maybe it's just around here, but at our HIghland games, it's rare to see anything wonderful in a kilt. It's mostly gray-haired guys, swinging about 90 pounds too much above the kilt, and tottering. Kilts deserve a swagger, not a friggin totter, gramps, give it up.

weirdneighbour		2013-04-04 07:48:39 AM

KrispyKritter: That clinches it, I'm going to strut my stuff. -off to find a 5X kilt-

/ let that mental image sink in

That would be a 'quilt'.

Skyday		2013-04-04 07:49:03 AM

I really, REALLY Love this thread!! <3

DjangoStonereaver		2013-04-04 09:10:22 AM

Has them on speed dial.

/More eye candy for the ladies, I say.

blackhonda		2013-04-04 09:25:16 AM

sonorangal: "Yo-dee-ho-dee-idoe-ly. I don't know where you've been but I guess you won first prize." This song came to mind when I saw the article.

Glad I scanned before I posted this, a local radio station played it every morning at 7 for a year.

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