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(UPI)   Business offers window washing, pressure washing and gutter cleaning by men dressed in kilts. Things are definitely looking up   (upi.com) divider line 60
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2013-04-03 09:00:36 PM  
The Viper is coming.
 
2013-04-03 09:14:56 PM  
WOOOOO Kilt thread!

www.kiltmen.com
 
2013-04-03 09:24:30 PM  
Hey! That's sexist! I am not a piece of meat.
 
2013-04-03 09:28:34 PM  

EvilEgg: Hey! That's sexist! I am not a piece of meat.


So quit displaying our meat for all to see up there on that ladder, slut.
 
2013-04-03 09:35:33 PM  
www.meninkilts.com
 
2013-04-03 10:28:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:29:58 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:32:05 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:35:00 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:36:22 PM  
you're welcome
 
2013-04-03 11:09:53 PM  

quickdraw: you're welcome


#1 - sporran too low, no doubt in order to emphasize the package.
#2 - what's with the codpiece?  KILTS DO NOT HAVE CODPIECES.

We get it, guys.  You own dicks.  Lordy.

/studwoman69
//And look at those sharp farking elbows
 
2013-04-03 11:14:59 PM  
www.worldoflongmire.com

www.worldoflongmire.com

www.worldoflongmire.com
 
2013-04-03 11:28:04 PM  
That's nuts.
 
2013-04-04 12:28:05 AM  

quickdraw: WOOOOO Kilt thread!


Thank you! Liam and I have a "thing" going on. He wears his kilt for me on special occasions.

I'll be in my bunk, as they say.
 
2013-04-04 12:29:36 AM  
Thongs are riding up?
 
2013-04-04 12:33:12 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: quickdraw: you're welcome

#1 - sporran too low, no doubt in order to emphasize the package.
#2 - what's with the codpiece?  KILTS DO NOT HAVE CODPIECES.

We get it, guys.  You own dicks.  Lordy.

/studwoman69
//And look at those sharp farking elbows


lol You beat me to it on points # 1 and 2.   :D
 
2013-04-04 12:36:12 AM  
Is that a caber under your kilt, or are you just happy to see me?
 
2013-04-04 12:43:38 AM  

quickdraw: [25.media.tumblr.com image 590x402]


LOL black guy in a kilt.
Probably not the most unusual thing I've seen, but definitely up there.
 
2013-04-04 12:43:44 AM  
Skirt thread!!
 
2013-04-04 12:45:51 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-04 12:47:37 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 12:48:17 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 12:49:08 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 12:55:54 AM  
i42.photobucket.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.
 
2013-04-04 12:57:12 AM  
This thread is doing nothing for me.  Guess I'm either awesomely straight or I just don't like kilts.
 
2013-04-04 12:59:35 AM  

Max Awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.


That's not a kilt, it's a leather jockstrap or whatever.
 
2013-04-04 01:13:17 AM  

RottNDude: Max Awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.

That's not a kilt, it's a leather jockstrap or whatever.


A merkin?
 
2013-04-04 01:14:52 AM  
This IS a bookmark!

Really any excuse to see tasty man legs works for me.
 
2013-04-04 01:17:33 AM  
www.charlock.org
Can't remember why I saved this..
 
2013-04-04 01:34:35 AM  

Max Awesome: [i42.photobucket.com image 773x1024]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.


Thought a Scottish fantasy was a drunken soccer riot followed by deep fried Mars bars and complaining about the weather.
 
2013-04-04 01:52:59 AM  
This is not a bookmark.
 
2013-04-04 01:53:07 AM  
That clinches it, I'm going to strut my stuff.  -off to find a 5X kilt-

/ let that mental image sink in
 
2013-04-04 01:59:48 AM  
As a former participant in highland games, rock on, but as a sexual things lets be honest the up kilt view of a mans ass and balls and penis just isnt something people want to see men or women, drunk "scottish" people in kilts playing games, yes, on ladders no
 
2013-04-04 02:07:28 AM  

WillofJ2: As a former participant in highland games, rock on, but as a sexual things lets be honest the up kilt view of a mans ass and balls and penis just isnt something people want to see men or women, drunk "scottish" people in kilts playing games, yes, on ladders no


Guess you don't watch much gay porn.
 
2013-04-04 02:10:07 AM  

FunkOut: WillofJ2: As a former participant in highland games, rock on, but as a sexual things lets be honest the up kilt view of a mans ass and balls and penis just isnt something people want to see men or women, drunk "scottish" people in kilts playing games, yes, on ladders no

Guess you don't watch much gay porn.


Damn good guess
 
2013-04-04 02:20:48 AM  
Just a warning, never ever wear a kilt to a Texas rodeo. Especially with garter belt and fishnet stockings.
 
2013-04-04 02:58:46 AM  
"Yo-dee-ho-dee-idoe-ly. I don't know where you've been but I guess you won first prize." This song came to mind when I saw the article.
 
2013-04-04 03:05:35 AM  
Is this the thread where the women get all hot and bothered, ripe for the picking?
 
2013-04-04 03:19:47 AM  

OgreMagi: Is this the thread where the women get all hot and bothered, ripe for the picking?


No, that's the Best Korea nukes thread. Nothing gets us all hot and bothered like some WW3, end of the world, let's fark in a bunker until the rapture type of scenario.
 
2013-04-04 03:45:39 AM  
Can't have a kilt thread without "The Drunken Scotsman" song.
 
2013-04-04 03:55:10 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: quickdraw: you're welcome

#1 - sporran too low, no doubt in order to emphasize the package.
#2 - what's with the codpiece?  KILTS DO NOT HAVE CODPIECES.

We get it, guys.  You own dicks.  Lordy.

/studwoman69
//And look at those sharp farking elbows


That ain't my elbow...
 
2013-04-04 03:59:31 AM  

FunkOut: Max Awesome: [i42.photobucket.com image 773x1024]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo-lTo2S-Y

First time a kilt has really grabbed my attention: a new act in Cirque De Soleil's Zumanity show called Scottish Fantasy.

So this service started here in Vancouver? Maybe I should hire these guys to clean my windows.

Thought a Scottish fantasy was a drunken soccer riot followed by deep fried Mars bars and complaining about the weather.


I find that highly offensive. It's the English who like to complain about the weather.
 
2013-04-04 04:24:27 AM  
Yeah, we have them here. They wear some kind of legging under the kilt.
 
2013-04-04 06:10:06 AM  
i28.photobucket.com

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 06:22:58 AM  
Unless you're hung like the statue of Lew Ashby, i don't see a problem...

/obscure?
 
2013-04-04 06:53:27 AM  
Maybe it's just around here, but at our HIghland games, it's rare to see anything wonderful in a kilt.  It's mostly gray-haired guys, swinging about 90 pounds too much above the kilt, and tottering.  Kilts deserve a swagger, not a friggin totter, gramps, give it up.
 
2013-04-04 07:48:39 AM  

KrispyKritter: That clinches it, I'm going to strut my stuff.  -off to find a 5X kilt-

/ let that mental image sink in


That would be a 'quilt'.
 
2013-04-04 07:49:03 AM  
I really, REALLY Love this thread!! <3
 
2013-04-04 09:10:22 AM  
interventioncon.com

Has them on speed dial.

/More eye candy for the ladies, I say.
 
2013-04-04 09:25:16 AM  

sonorangal: "Yo-dee-ho-dee-idoe-ly. I don't know where you've been but I guess you won first prize." This song came to mind when I saw the article.


Glad I scanned before I posted this, a local radio station played it every morning at 7 for a year.
 
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