farbekrieg: but does she know why the caged bird kills?[i.adultswim.com image 280x210]
luxup: "I was in my house in North Carolina. It was fall. I heard someone walking on the leaves. And somebody actually turned the knob. So I said, "Stand four feet back because I'm going to shoot now!" Boom! Boom! The police came by and said, 'Ms Angelou, the shots came from inside the house.' I said, 'Well, I don't know how that happened.'"Wait, did she just admit to lying to the police during an investigation?
If you like these links, you'll love
The next best thing to UltraFark
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Feb 18 2018 16:00:56
Runtime: 0.167 sec (167 ms)