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(Yonhap News (Korea))   North Korea vows military actions against the US, and they really mean it this time. Why are you all laughing? They really do   (english.yonhapnews.co.kr) divider line 455
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2013-04-03 03:28:03 PM  
" "reckless operations" involving cutting-edge nuclear weapons have been finally approved."

They're ANNOUNCING that reckless actions have been approved?
 
2013-04-03 03:41:04 PM  
Cutting-edge? Isn't building a thermonuclear weapon an undergraduate requirement at MIT these days?
 
2013-04-03 03:46:53 PM  
Wow. That was "updated with details throughout"?
 
2013-04-03 03:53:42 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Cutting-edge? Isn't building a thermonuclear weapon an undergraduate requirement at MIT these days?


They won't even look at your application if you haven't built one by your sophomore year in high school these days.
 
2013-04-03 04:04:49 PM  
It's pretty interesting to look at the Janes information on exactly the sort of military equipment that North Korea possesses these days.
 
2013-04-03 04:06:17 PM  
Honestly, Pearl Harbor may have been a sneak attack, but at least they didn't bore us to death with whining for weeks beforehand...

"Oooooooo, we're so mad. Ooooooo, you're going to regret this. Oooooooo" [ and repeat hourly for a solid month]
 
2013-04-03 04:06:49 PM  
dailyoftheday.com
 
2013-04-03 04:09:15 PM  
Why is Un so pissed?  We didn't do anything until he started waving his tiny dick around.
 
2013-04-03 04:11:35 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Are you going to bark all day little doggie...
 
2013-04-03 04:16:34 PM  
Good thing we're stationing anti-missile defenses on Guam.
 
2013-04-03 04:17:34 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Why is Un so pissed?


Because he's so ronery.
 
2013-04-03 04:18:03 PM  
r3dsky.com

/oblig
 
2013-04-03 04:18:44 PM  
$10 bucks says the missiles fail and drop nukes within his own borders.
 
2013-04-03 04:21:40 PM  
We're laughing because it doesn't matter if they really mean it or not.  Go ahead and try something with your "cutting edge nuclear weapons", we'll glass that country over faster than you can say "Kim Jong Farked"
 
2013-04-03 04:28:33 PM  

timujin: We're laughing because it doesn't matter if they really mean it or not.  Go ahead and try something with your "cutting edge nuclear weapons", we'll glass that country over faster than you can say "Kim Jong Farked"


I find it unlikely that they have the nukes small enough to be able to put them into ICBMs and get them all the way here.  Seoul, Pusan and Tokyo are another matter.
 
2013-04-03 04:30:58 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-03 04:31:34 PM  
Also, Yonhap News Agency has a source image now? Those image creators on Fark want to push down Some Guy real fast
 
2013-04-03 04:31:54 PM  

James!: $10 bucks says the missiles fail and drop nukes within his own borders.


$100 says the missiles go in the wrong direction and start Rape of Nanjing 2: Nuclear Boogaloo
 
2013-04-03 04:35:44 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: James!: $10 bucks says the missiles fail and drop nukes within his own borders.

$100 says the missiles go in the wrong direction and start Rape of Nanjing 2: Nuclear Boogaloo


He's just crazy enough to do it.
 
2013-04-03 04:37:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 04:40:19 PM  
This will be Obama's Korean Conflict.
 
2013-04-03 04:42:47 PM  
 
2013-04-03 04:43:23 PM  
This farking guy
 
2013-04-03 04:47:26 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 04:49:59 PM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 04:54:28 PM  

MaxxLarge: [dailyoftheday.com image 645x835]



COME AT ME, BRO!
 
2013-04-03 05:00:32 PM  
They'll nuke themselves when their retarded, gay rockets explode on the launch pad.
 
2013-04-03 05:03:36 PM  
If I get drafted I might get a pay raise at least......
 
2013-04-03 05:04:29 PM  

Triumph: http://news.sky.com/story/1073563/n-korea-warns-of-merciless-nuclear- s trike

That Fark Party in NOLA is perfectly timed.


On the bright side, I don't think their missiles can reach New Orleans.  So we got that going for us.  Which is nice.
 
2013-04-03 05:05:09 PM  
Perhaps they feel being bombed back to the stone age will be an overall improvement in their quality of life.
 
2013-04-03 05:10:33 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: Perhaps they feel being bombed back to the stone age will be an overall improvement in their quality of life.


North Korea before being completely destroyed.

bibliojunkie.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-03 05:14:20 PM  

vernonFL: Wall_of_Doodoo: Perhaps they feel being bombed back to the stone age will be an overall improvement in their quality of life.

North Korea before being completely destroyed.

[bibliojunkie.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]


At least they're kind enough to illuminate the one spot that needs to be wiped off the map
 
2013-04-03 05:15:49 PM  

vernonFL: Wall_of_Doodoo: Perhaps they feel being bombed back to the stone age will be an overall improvement in their quality of life.

North Korea before being completely destroyed.

[bibliojunkie.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]


North Korea after being completely destroyed
oi49.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-03 05:20:50 PM  

Nabb1: Triumph: http://news.sky.com/story/1073563/n-korea-warns-of-merciless-nuclear- s trike

That Fark Party in NOLA is perfectly timed.

On the bright side, I don't think their missiles can reach New Orleans.  So we got that going for us.  Which is nice.


Their tech may surprise you...
www.godlikeproductions.com
 
2013-04-03 05:22:05 PM  

Triumph: Nabb1: Triumph: http://news.sky.com/story/1073563/n-korea-warns-of-merciless-nuclear- s trike

That Fark Party in NOLA is perfectly timed.

On the bright side, I don't think their missiles can reach New Orleans.  So we got that going for us.  Which is nice.

Their tech may surprise you...
[www.godlikeproductions.com image 460x460]


A blank box bomb??!?!!?
 
2013-04-03 05:26:28 PM  

GAT_00: timujin: We're laughing because it doesn't matter if they really mean it or not.  Go ahead and try something with your "cutting edge nuclear weapons", we'll glass that country over faster than you can say "Kim Jong Farked"

I find it unlikely that they have the nukes small enough to be able to put them into ICBMs and get them all the way here.  Seoul, Pusan and Tokyo are another matter.


Even if they can't make it to the mainland, there are local U.S. bases that they could hit.
 
2013-04-03 05:26:50 PM  

Triumph: Nabb1: Triumph: http://news.sky.com/story/1073563/n-korea-warns-of-merciless-nuclear- s trike

That Fark Party in NOLA is perfectly timed.

On the bright side, I don't think their missiles can reach New Orleans.  So we got that going for us.  Which is nice.

Their tech may surprise you...
[www.godlikeproductions.com image 460x460]


Well, now I need to change my underwear.
 
2013-04-03 05:34:46 PM  
Lives near DC - praying for a miracle...

imagehaul.com
 
2013-04-03 05:48:05 PM  
Here's the real question: if DPRK actually nukes something, be it the U.S., Seoul, Japan, whatever, does the U.S. actually do something about it, or does China roll in there are shut everything down, execute the entire leadership, and lock up the entire country before the U.S. does anything?
 
2013-04-03 05:51:43 PM  
WOLVERINES! (2012)
 
2013-04-03 05:51:55 PM  
I really hope they're bluffing.  Because if they're not bluffing, they're insane.
 
2013-04-03 05:52:11 PM  

tnpir: Here's the real question: if DPRK actually nukes something, be it the U.S., Seoul, Japan, whatever, does the U.S. actually do something about it, or does China roll in there are shut everything down, execute the entire leadership, and lock up the entire country before the U.S. does anything?


The US "war games" involving North Korea don't involve a nuclear war, they are more worried about the country falling apart and millions of starving people streaming across the borders of S. Korea and China. Better to keep Kim in power making threats than have the country collapse. US, China and S. Korea all know that.
 
2013-04-03 05:55:42 PM  

flucto: " "reckless operations" involving cutting-edge nuclear weapons have been finally approved."

They're ANNOUNCING that reckless actions have been approved?


"The use of unnecessary force in the apprehension of the Blues brothers has been approved."
 
2013-04-03 05:56:54 PM  

CaptSacto: vernonFL: Wall_of_Doodoo: Perhaps they feel being bombed back to the stone age will be an overall improvement in their quality of life.

North Korea before being completely destroyed.

[bibliojunkie.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]

North Korea after being completely destroyed
[oi49.tinypic.com image 600x400]


But the problem is they could still turn off a lot of that bright spot just to the southwest.

It's the same reason Tito didn't crush Hoxha

//Would not be surprised to see several hundred thousand worst Koreans dead within the first 30 minutes.
 
2013-04-03 05:56:56 PM  
OK, just for arguments sake, let's say that Best Korea successfully attacks the US and wipes out DC. Do we get mad at him or send him a fruit basket in thanks?
 
2013-04-03 05:57:30 PM  
If they're bluffing.. I don't understand it.. They're not even good bluffs. They're over-the-top borderline comical bluffs.. There like the literary version of Irans Photoshops.
 
2013-04-03 05:58:34 PM  

tnpir: Here's the real question: if DPRK actually nukes something, be it the U.S., Seoul, Japan, whatever, does the U.S. actually do something about it, or does China roll in there are shut everything down, execute the entire leadership, and lock up the entire country before the U.S. does anything?


I think that if they attacked Japan or China, those countries would be able to handle it on their own. If they attacked Seoul, that would certainly peique our ire.
 
2013-04-03 05:58:46 PM  

tnpir: Here's the real question: if DPRK actually nukes something, be it the U.S., Seoul, Japan, whatever, does the U.S. actually do something about it, or does China roll in there are shut everything down, execute the entire leadership, and lock up the entire country before the U.S. does anything?


China has enough problems without the sudden influx of a couple million North Koreans.China'll close the North Korean border and allow South Korea to reunify. China will probably use the opportunity to improve relationships with South Korea in attempt to supplant the US.
 
2013-04-03 06:00:16 PM  
How much fight can a country with a 6 billion dollar GDP actually put up?  Do those old artillery pieces even work anymore?  etc...
 
2013-04-03 06:00:58 PM  
Watch Iran launch a full-scale assault in the wake of North Korea's first move.
 
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