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(Daily Mail)   Man, I'm tired of my job as a legal advisor. I think I'll go outside, hang around this building, and take pictures of myself   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
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2013-04-03 03:58:00 PM  
i see at least one more fark headline in this guy's future.
 
2013-04-03 04:07:40 PM  
One day, we will read about a splattered spiderman.
 
2013-04-03 04:30:54 PM  
Fark. That. Noise.  I don't like it when the elevator makes a sound that's unusual.
 
2013-04-03 04:50:28 PM  
He'll be fine.  If there is one thing a person can count on, it's the structural integrity of railings and brick ledges in the old Soviet Union.
 
2013-04-03 04:59:16 PM  
This is actually a kind of sub-culture in Russia... there have been other articles about similar guys.
 
2013-04-03 05:19:35 PM  
The 26-year-old daredevil is appealing for sponsorship so he can turn his thrill-seeking past-time into a proper career

I'm betting not to many companies want to be associated with someone that is going to end up a pile of blood and jagged broken bones some day.
 
2013-04-03 05:27:27 PM  

Dinki: I'm betting not to many companies want to be associated with someone that is going to end up a pile of blood and jagged broken bones some day.


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Too busy to find a pic.
 
2013-04-03 05:29:42 PM  
Holy hell, his shoes aren't even tied.
 
2013-04-03 05:33:21 PM  
Gonna be honest, I am fine with heights, but not with taking a risk such as hanging by 3 fingers many stories up.
 
2013-04-03 05:43:57 PM  
I stopped looking at those pictures 3 mins ago and I'm still suffering vertigo. Eugh.
 
2013-04-03 05:56:13 PM  
Is it just me, or does the perspective in this picture look incredibly wrong?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-03 05:57:13 PM  
^
He's on one of the points of that star in the other pics.
 
2013-04-03 06:00:23 PM  
Things I want to do: Climb to the top of huge buildings and swing aboot

Things I won't actually do because I love living too much: Climb to the top of huge buildings and swing aboot
 
2013-04-03 06:28:06 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Gonna be honest, I am fine with heights, but not with taking a risk such as hanging by 3 fingers many stories up.


The ones where he has his arm over the ledge or a bar of some kind to hang onto are doable, but the one where it's just one hand with only his fingers over the ledge?  No way.
 
2013-04-03 06:34:22 PM  
It's only a matter of time.
 
2013-04-03 06:48:50 PM  

Maud Dib: ^
He's on one of the points of that star in the other pics.


Oh I know, but it just doesn't look right, even after looking at the other pics.  It kinda looks like that tower at the upper end of the star is in miniature or something.
 
2013-04-03 07:38:04 PM  
What's the worst that could happen?
 
2013-04-03 07:40:10 PM  
images.thecarconnection.com
 
2013-04-03 07:40:11 PM  
YOLO!  Make it count... to potato.
 
2013-04-03 07:42:45 PM  
Good Lord. Those pictures made my cojones climb clear up to my clavicle.
 
2013-04-03 07:43:16 PM  
Yeah, how about no.....
 
2013-04-03 07:44:53 PM  
What is up with nihilistic Slavs?
 
2013-04-03 07:45:46 PM  
The only thing he has to fear is stupidity itself.
 
2013-04-03 07:46:27 PM  

UsikFark: What is up with nihilistic Slavs?


It's sort of a Russian trait really.
 
2013-04-03 07:47:10 PM  
"Death defying?"  Should be more like death inducing.  This guy will end up dead from a fall.  Everyone will say "What a tragedy."  Bullshiat.  More like "What a jackass."
 
2013-04-03 07:47:47 PM  

SlothB77: i see at least one more fark headline in this guy's future.


This article: he shows the world he has a lot of guts.

Future article: he shows the world he has a lot of guts.
 
2013-04-03 07:49:19 PM  
Dude, there are better ways to attract women for sex.
 
2013-04-03 07:50:19 PM  
so, he's a "Dangler"?
 
2013-04-03 07:52:47 PM  

WhyteRaven74: UsikFark: What is up with nihilistic Slavs?

It's sort of a Russian trait really.


Perhaps they're attempting to push the world back towards balance.
There's no Stalin or Lenin, they must take fate into their own hands.
 
2013-04-03 07:53:10 PM  
I wonder if he has neurological issues.
 
2013-04-03 07:53:45 PM  

FriarReb98: Is it just me, or does the perspective in this picture look incredibly wrong?
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f.cl.ly
 
2013-04-03 07:53:51 PM  
 
2013-04-03 07:53:56 PM  
Male attention whore.
 
2013-04-03 07:54:05 PM  

skinink: Dude, there are better ways to attract women for sex.


Money?
 
2013-04-03 07:54:52 PM  
3 months, tops.
 
2013-04-03 07:55:17 PM  

rikdanger: Good Lord. Those pictures made my cojones climb clear up to my clavicle.


Точно как я чувствую себя об этом.  Это сумасшедство.
 
2013-04-03 07:55:48 PM  
Must be something in the vodak that does that to people.
 
2013-04-03 07:57:02 PM  

WhyteRaven74: UsikFark: What is up with nihilistic Slavs?

It's sort of a Russian trait really.


The guy in TFA is Ukrainian. I've known some crazy Bosnians and Croatians. I'm not saying Russians aren't crazy...
 
2013-04-03 07:57:22 PM  
Is he drunk or sober?
 
2013-04-03 07:58:52 PM  

YoOjo: Is he drunk or sober?


Yes.

/You really can't tell. Just assume he is stewed to the gills.
 
2013-04-03 07:59:35 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: 3 months, tops.


Related, but when I skimmed I didn't see a timeline: Wiki Link
 
2013-04-03 07:59:44 PM  

Buttle not Tuttle: SlothB77: i see at least one more fark headline in this guy's future.

This article: he shows the world he has a lot of guts.

Future article: he shows the world he has a lot of guts.


And 1 Internet to you...
 
2013-04-03 08:00:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 08:02:59 PM  

UsikFark: What is up with nihilistic Slavs?


are you saying they have no ethos?
 
2013-04-03 08:04:41 PM  

FriarReb98: Is it just me, or does the perspective in this picture look incredibly wrong?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x563]


It's the same as this:

i.dailymail.co.uk

which is the same as this:

i.dailymail.co.uk

But you're right -- there is something wonky in the depth of field in the two pics (the one you posted and the first one here) vs. the other shot here that was obviously taken by a different photographer. I think the kid has an unusual lens on his camera, and so the shots he takes himself (I'm assuming that's what's happening) have a somewhat flattened depth to them.
 
2013-04-03 08:05:55 PM  

wax_on: "Death defying?"  Should be more like death inducing.  This guy will end up dead from a fall.  Everyone will say "What a tragedy."  Bullshiat.  More like "What a jackass."


This climbing and/or hanging from tall structures hobby seems like it has been picking up speed among young people in Russia for the last few years.

cdn3.spiegel.de
cdn2.spiegel.de
pic.yupoo.com
 
2013-04-03 08:12:28 PM  

Tenatra: wax_on: "Death defying?"  Should be more like death inducing.  This guy will end up dead from a fall.  Everyone will say "What a tragedy."  Bullshiat.  More like "What a jackass."

This climbing and/or hanging from tall structures hobby seems like it has been picking up speed among young people in Russia for the last few years.

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[pic.yupoo.com image 300x239]


I blame Far Cry 3.
 
2013-04-03 08:13:25 PM  
The article never answered the obvious question: is he just trying to get a free Ford Mustang?
In Russia it would be an extremely rare car, because (if I remember correctly) imported cars are taxed based on engine size, thus muscle cars cost much more.
Also, he could have tried kickstarter.
 
2013-04-03 08:14:17 PM  
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2013-04-03 08:15:57 PM  

UsikFark: Tenatra: wax_on: "Death defying?"  Should be more like death inducing.  This guy will end up dead from a fall.  Everyone will say "What a tragedy."  Bullshiat.  More like "What a jackass."

This climbing and/or hanging from tall structures hobby seems like it has been picking up speed among young people in Russia for the last few years.

[cdn3.spiegel.de image 850x566]
[cdn2.spiegel.de image 850x565]
[pic.yupoo.com image 300x239]

I blame Far Cry 3.


game-insider.com
 
2013-04-03 08:23:13 PM  

Dinki: The 26-year-old daredevil is appealing for sponsorship so he can turn his thrill-seeking past-time into a proper career

I'm betting not to many companies want to be associated with someone that is going to end up a pile of blood and jagged broken bones some day.


Hello, I represent Death Defying Casket Company...
 
2013-04-03 08:24:03 PM  
I want to stomp his hands.
 
2013-04-03 08:24:56 PM  

timujin: Nadie_AZ: Gonna be honest, I am fine with heights, but not with taking a risk such as hanging by 3 fingers many stories up.

The ones where he has his arm over the ledge or a bar of some kind to hang onto are doable, but the one where it's just one hand with only his fingers over the ledge?  No way.


Not a rock climber.
 
2013-04-03 08:26:26 PM  
My youngest son said YOLO the other day. I told him he was way off since you live everyday of your life. The proper saying is YODO..you only die once. I like to think he understands what I was saying.
 
2013-04-03 08:27:27 PM  
He subscribes to the Cartoon Law of Gravity.  Just don't look down.
 
2013-04-03 08:29:15 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: He'll be fine.  If there is one thing a person can count on, it's the structural integrity of railings and brick ledges in the old Soviet Union.


Or trailside sitting spots along hills I've also hiked up.

But anyway, the "fear doesn't exist" is cute and all, but it doesn't keep you alive. Gravity and physics are a biatch dude when telling the unwashed masses you're not scared.

/to each his own
 
2013-04-03 08:39:43 PM  
Fear may not exist, but I'm pretty sure gravity's real and one day it's going to get you, afraid or not.
 
2013-04-03 08:50:56 PM  

sawzallz: My youngest son said YOLO the other day. I told him he was way off since you live everyday of your life. The proper saying is YODO..you only die once. I like to think he understands what I was saying.


Ok, you tried logic this time.  Next time it's a paint stirrer on bare ass.
 
2013-04-03 08:52:40 PM  
What the FARK?!? I would have crapped my pants if I were him, I nearly did just looking at the pics.
 
2013-04-03 08:52:44 PM  
The reason the perspective looks off is "ultra wide angle."
 
2013-04-03 09:19:42 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: AdolfOliverPanties: He'll be fine.  If there is one thing a person can count on, it's the structural integrity of railings and brick ledges in the old Soviet Union.

Or trailside sitting spots along hills I've also hiked up.

But anyway, the "fear doesn't exist" is cute and all, but it doesn't keep you alive. Gravity and physics are a biatch dude when telling the unwashed masses you're not scared.

/to each his own



And the thing is, if this guy really doesn't feel fear doing these stunts, then it's not really much of an accomplishment. Overcoming fear is an achievement, not simply doing something dangerous. I'd have more respect for someone who was terrified of public speaking getting up and giving a speech to a large audience than this guy.
 
2013-04-03 09:20:53 PM  

FriarReb98: Is it just me, or does the perspective in this picture look incredibly wrong?
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Nope. It's real, and horrifyingly so. Although the Daily Fail's characterization of it as "one of the Ukraine's tallest buildings" is balderdash, as usual. They really do suck hard at journalism.

It's the Kudrinskaya Square Building, and it's a 59-year old, 22-storey (160 meter / 525 foot) structure.

It's actually the 38th-tallest building in Moscow, although if the Daily Fail could relocate it to Ukraine, it would be their second-tallest building. In New York, it wouldn't even make the top 250 tallest buildings.

Which takes nothing away from the dubious achievement of the photographer and climber. Would you catch me trusting my life to one single arm of a 59-year old metal-and-stained-glass star that probably wasn't even intended to be load-bearing the day it was built? Oh hell FARK no.

Here it is for your viewing pleasure on Google Street View.
 
2013-04-03 09:21:14 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Dinki: The 26-year-old daredevil is appealing for sponsorship so he can turn his thrill-seeking past-time into a proper career

I'm betting not to many companies want to be associated with someone that is going to end up a pile of blood and jagged broken bones some day.

Hello, I represent Death Defying Casket Company...


Check out our newest model:
coolhardware.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-03 09:24:39 PM  
I'd encourage all liberals in America to take up this man's hobby ASAP. Thanks.
 
2013-04-03 09:24:54 PM  
I did not enjoy looking at those photos
 
2013-04-03 09:52:46 PM  
I hate heights. Fark this article and fark this thread. My hands are sweaty now and my feet are aching.
 
2013-04-03 10:06:17 PM  
honestly i think it would be really cool to do that.  if i was in better physical shape i might try it.  if i had a picture of myself dangling from a skyscraper, i could show it off and probably get laid whenever i wanted.  chicks love that stuff.
 
2013-04-03 10:38:10 PM  
I'm afraid of widths.
 
2013-04-03 10:52:08 PM  
a lot of fakes in that article  warping perspective can cover up the blend line
 
2013-04-03 10:54:11 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: What's the worst that could happen?


Fall and live.
 
2013-04-03 11:01:57 PM  
Meh. It's been done with much greater style. RIP Kurt.

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2013-04-03 11:25:48 PM  
I expect my testicles to re-descend around winter.
 
2013-04-03 11:43:40 PM  

radinator: I expect my testicles to re-descend around winter.


On the positive side, I am now able to hit notes I haven't hit since my youngest was a toppler, er toddler.
/Her mother taught her to head-butt.
//Kid thought it was extra funny when I was standing.
 
2013-04-03 11:46:29 PM  
He better watch out for the Lannisters.
 
2013-04-03 11:53:42 PM  
CAUTION: THIS (sfw) VIDEO MAY MAKE YOU YAK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgO4Gd4RhvM

"Imagine. Climbing a 1,768 ft. tower just to begin your workday..." (First 1.600 with an elevator, but the next 168 are... well, see for yourself.)
 
2013-04-03 11:59:46 PM  

enik: I'd encourage all liberals in America to take up this man's hobby ASAP. Thanks.


I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish.  Conservatives would still have a higher death rate.


Because they're old. :)
 
2013-04-04 12:25:10 AM  
I think there's just fark-all to do in Russia.

/and the surrounding areas
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-04-04 12:27:51 AM  
I've seen videos of free climbers that made me cringe, not for me, but for them.

I wouldn't trust three fingers or the integrity of a weather-worn anything. When all that separates you from death is that one rock breaking off when you put your weight on it, just no.

Then again, I'm not the kind of person that would even think about trying that sort of thing. And yes, I am guessing the life span of habitual free climbers isn't really that long.
 
2013-04-04 01:46:36 AM  

Jodeo: CAUTION: THIS (sfw) VIDEO MAY MAKE YOU YAK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgO4Gd4RhvM

"Imagine. Climbing a 1,768 ft. tower just to begin your workday..." (First 1.600 with an elevator, but the next 168 are... well, see for yourself.)


IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU
 
2013-04-04 07:52:35 AM  
"Fear does not exist!"

Maybe not for you Comrade, but gravity sure as shiat does.
 
2013-04-04 08:19:16 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: rikdanger: Good Lord. Those pictures made my cojones climb clear up to my clavicle.

Точно как я чувствую себя об этом.  Это сумасшедство.


Правда.
 
2013-04-04 09:40:25 AM  
Nope.
 
2013-04-04 01:47:22 PM  
There sure is alot of bad talking done on this guy. I wonder why it bothers people so much. If thats what he wants to do, its certainly his choice to do it.

Personally I commend him for being able to conquer the part of your brain that says "NOPE"
 
2013-04-04 02:47:26 PM  

bruegel: timujin: Nadie_AZ: Gonna be honest, I am fine with heights, but not with taking a risk such as hanging by 3 fingers many stories up.

The ones where he has his arm over the ledge or a bar of some kind to hang onto are doable, but the one where it's just one hand with only his fingers over the ledge?  No way.

Not a rock climber.


I've done some free solo and 60' or 600' and you're just as dead.  I just had much better things to grab a hold of, a lot of nice, juggy outcrops.
 
2013-04-04 05:08:06 PM  
Fark, I'm getting vertigo just looking at these pictures.
 
2013-04-04 05:09:07 PM  
I fell off a ladder once, 15 ft, onto blacktop and shattered my L4.  Ever since, heights frighten me, for good reason, I was injured from the fall.

These pictures made me almost sick to my stomach in fear.


However, I do see Darwin looking this guy up in his dictionary of "who's who".
 
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