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(Mediaite)   Dr. Ben Carson says that all white people that do not agree with him politically are racist   (mediaite.com) divider line 49
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2013-04-03 02:38:24 PM
15 votes:

draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.


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"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."
2013-04-03 02:25:59 PM
8 votes:
Wait.

The right says that the left believes that all white people who do not agree with Barack Obama are racist.

Now this guy on the right says all white people who don't agree with him are racist?

I don't want to be a racist.

Which black guy do I side with?!
2013-04-03 02:22:05 PM
8 votes:

Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.


can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?
2013-04-03 02:21:47 PM
8 votes:
We don't like you because of the content of your character, not the color of your skin. The dream is real!
2013-04-03 02:24:30 PM
6 votes:
Dr. Carson: "Homosexuality is like bestiality and pedophilia."
White Liberal: "No it isn't."
Dr. Carson: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
2013-04-03 02:49:19 PM
5 votes:

Silly Jesus: Or people who have been on Fark longer than 30 seconds....


Son, you gotta relax.  Look, I know you've got a high six-digit Fark ID number so some youthful indiscretion is allowed... maybe even expected.  But trolling is a gateway behaviour.  Maybe today you're trolling a thread that's mostly about one farker reddening the bottom of another... but what's next?  I've seen some of the greatest trolls come through these parts...  masters of their art...  they could troll the Dalai Lama and have him hurling his keyboard across the room.  But every one of them either broke character, or got banned or simply faded away as the fickle fark public moved on to stupider and more disingenuous trolls.  There's no future in it, my boy.  Don't pass up your future for a few meaningless posts that'll give you that spontaneous erection you get by pretending to be a caricature of humanity on here.  That erection is going to get harder and harder to acheive, until it consumes your whole life.

As-salam alaykum, little one.
2013-04-03 02:29:37 PM
5 votes:
I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.
2013-04-03 02:21:28 PM
4 votes:
Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.
2013-04-03 02:31:35 PM
3 votes:
Abdicating responsibility
Playing the race card
Feign victimization

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What are three things black Republicans do that Republicans accuse all other black people of doing?
2013-04-03 02:31:18 PM
3 votes:

draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.


Spanking Serious Black is actually a far more intellectually stimulating subject than debating the good doctor's political views.

/Am now thinking about writing a script for a short film, "Spanking Serious Black".
2013-04-03 02:26:49 PM
3 votes:

Serious Black: Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.


Is this one of those things where you're actually wearing them for YOU... because they make you feel young and feminine?
2013-04-03 03:42:51 PM
2 votes:
Silly Jesus:  Derp derp derp derp derp derp. Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp

Mercutio74:  Son, you gotta relax.  Look, I know you've got a high six-digit Fark ID number so some youthful indiscretion is allowed... maybe even expected.  But trolling is a gateway behaviour.  Maybe today you're trolling a thread that's mostly about one farker reddening the bottom of another... but what's next?  I've seen some of the greatest trolls come through these parts...  masters of their art...  they could troll the Dalai Lama and have him hurling his keyboard across the room.  But every one of them either broke character, or got banned or simply faded away as the fickle fark public moved on to stupider and more disingenuous trolls.  There's no future in it, my boy.  Don't pass up your future for a few meaningless posts that'll give you that spontaneous erection you get by pretending to be a caricature of humanity on here.  That erection is going to get harder and harder to acheive, until it consumes your whole life.

Well said. My advice to Silly Jesus is much simpler: If you spend all your time on Fark pretending to be an asshole just to annoy people, then you're not really pretending, you actually are just an asshole
2013-04-03 03:01:54 PM
2 votes:

Biological Ali: Why are you libs so afraid of a strong, conservative, begoateed black man?


You spelled bigoted wrong.
2013-04-03 02:53:29 PM
2 votes:

HighOnCraic: "I don't have a particular agenda that I'm pushing," he added. "So it would be particularly difficult for them to trip me up."

Anyone armed with a piece of fruit could trip him up. . .


Let me guess.  A banana?  Because he's black.  You racist fark.
2013-04-03 02:32:27 PM
2 votes:

Serious Black: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?

I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.


To be fair, there's also a big difference between Silly Jesus and a rational human being.
2013-04-03 02:27:15 PM
2 votes:

Serious Black: Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.


maybe a midriff baring gingham shirt tied up into a playful knot?
2013-04-03 02:25:31 PM
2 votes:
Even Herman Cain lasted longer than this guy...

crap, I'm a racist now for noticing aren't I?
2013-04-03 02:24:30 PM
2 votes:
Ladies and gentlemen, the future hope of the Republican Party!  Let's all give him a big round of applause.
2013-04-03 02:24:29 PM
2 votes:
RIP Uncle Ben

www.doublebugs.com
2013-04-03 02:20:32 PM
2 votes:
Oh boy, this will be a fun thread.
2013-04-03 05:19:53 PM
1 votes:

mpirooz: This guy still digging?


Carson is on his ninth shovel.  His local hardware store is making a mint off him.
2013-04-03 04:34:31 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: GameSprocket: the heliocentric model of the universe.

solar system.

Screw you, hater! The entire Universe revolves around our Sun!

/thanks for the correction
2013-04-03 04:28:54 PM
1 votes:

Biological Ali: Jackson Herring: Benjamin SOLOMON Carson?

More like Ben SULEIMAN Carson. He's obviously a secret Muslin posing as a fundamentalist Christian and deliberately making retarded statements in order to discredit and marginalize them.


don't worry though, you aren't being racist just xenophobic and furthermore comma
2013-04-03 04:10:07 PM
1 votes:
Benjamin SOLOMON Carson?
2013-04-03 04:09:45 PM
1 votes:

impaler: SkinnyHead: Neither was Dr. Carson.  Both were making the point that if you accept the view that there is a fundamental right to compel redefinition of marriage to include one group, other groups may be able to claim the same right to redefine marriage to include them.

No. "Consenting adults" excludes NAMBLA and people who believe in bestiality.

You are right. He wasn't comparing homosexuals to child molestation and bestiality, he just thought they were equal groups when it comes to opposing a redefinition of marriage.

"My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It's a well-established, fundamental pillar of society, and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality, it doesn't matter what they are. They don't get to change the definition."


They were only equated in the sense that if the court establishes a fundamental right to redefine marriage to achieve marriage equality, those others might use that to make the claim that marriage should be redefined to give them marriage equality as well.  Justice Sotomayor made the same point, only she named other groups, those who might want incestuous marriages and polygamy.

And Carson added in the next sentence: "So it's not something that's against gays, it's against anybody who wants to come along and change the fundamental definition of pillars of society.  It has significant ramifications."
2013-04-03 03:35:33 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: theknuckler_33: SlothB77: this is the line of reasoning the democrats used to win the last two elections.

Please proceed.

we get it.  he's black.


You're not even using that response correctly. It's meant to be a snarky statement directed at those who complain about everything Obama does, including the things they would otherwise agree with.

The statement you responded to wasn't even directed at a black guy.

Basically, you saw opponents use that phrase, and now you thought you could use it too. You just performed a 'cargo-cult reply.'
2013-04-03 03:29:58 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


It would be hypocrisy if we didn't criticize Carson for making that same argument that turned Santorum into a frothy internet meme.

Why are you defending him?  Aren't you the guy that claimed that all black people are genetically inferior in some thread from a few months ago?
2013-04-03 03:22:02 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: theknuckler_33: SlothB77: this is the line of reasoning the democrats used to win the last two elections.

Please proceed.

we get it.  he's black.


You do realize that when someone says "Please proceed", you're not actually supposed to proceed, right?
2013-04-03 03:20:53 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: theknuckler_33: SlothB77: this is the line of reasoning the democrats used to win the last two elections.

Please proceed.

we get it.  he's black recycling old arguments that have been scoffed at in the past by both parties.

2013-04-03 03:07:00 PM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: "I don't have a particular agenda that I'm pushing," he added. "So it would be particularly difficult for them to trip me up."

Anyone armed with a piece of fruit could trip him up. . .


Sounds like the good doctor wasn't paying attention in class.
2013-04-03 03:06:09 PM
1 votes:
So its cool to play the race card now? Awesome! I can't wait to call you all racists! Now where are my reparations?

Incidentally, I am prejudiced against Dr. Carson, because he is a doctor. Worse, he's a neurosurgeon. It is virtually impossible to have that level of intellectual focus and not have a few screws loose.
2013-04-03 03:03:44 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like his turn as the latest GOP Token Black Guy is about to end. Who's next?
2013-04-03 03:01:47 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: HighOnCraic: "I don't have a particular agenda that I'm pushing," he added. "So it would be particularly difficult for them to trip me up."

Anyone armed with a piece of fruit could trip him up. . .

Let me guess.  A banana?  Because he's black.  You racist fark.


I detect sarcasm, but just in case you didn't get what I was referring to:

"Just you know, if you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange, you would say, that's not an orange," Carson continued. "And then I say, that's a banana and that's not an apple either. Or there's a peach, that's not an apple, either. But it doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. And in the same way I'm not equating those things.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/29/ben-carson-takes-on-msnbcs-andrea- mi tchell-on-the-definition-of-
marriage/#ixzz2PQcTSHyR

and

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/fruit.php

/And I'm just a blah as Dr. Carson, in case you were wondering.
2013-04-03 02:59:59 PM
1 votes:
Doc, your idea for fixing health care in the United States is that people should get HSA's - basically that they should put aside a little money every month so that they can eventually afford to pay for chemotherapy or brain surgury.  As for homosexuals: you tried to bundle them up with pedophiles and people who fark animals.

I'm sorry to have to tell you this; but the reason liberals don't like you isn't that your a conservative.  It's that your *stupid* and you make other people *stupid* too.
2013-04-03 02:55:06 PM
1 votes:

WMCB: Ben should be more mellow, like his namesake:
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He's as elusive as Robert Denby!
2013-04-03 02:54:22 PM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: He's basically got Rick Santorum's views on gay marriage and Steve Forbes' tax plan; the former made Santorum an internet meme, the latter didn't make it very far in the Republican primaries.

It's a bullshiat argument that people who disagree with his opposition to gay marriage, his flat tax idea, or even his belief in Creationism must be racists.  People rejected those ideas long before Carson's moment in the sun.

That's the mistake Republicans continue to make:  they believe that they can sell unpopular ideas by using minorities or women as salespeople.  They still haven't learned their lesson from 2008.


Don't tell that to my "Independent" dad.  He's convinced that all the GOP needs is a minority candidate and they will soar to the Presidency in 2016.  He really does believe that "minorities" (as if they can all be grouped together anyway) will support any minority over a white person, regardless of party.  I ask him about Allen Keys and Herman Cain but he usually changes the subject to "that damn Obama."
2013-04-03 02:51:31 PM
1 votes:
"I don't have a particular agenda that I'm pushing," he added. "So it would be particularly difficult for them to trip me up."

Anyone armed with a piece of fruit could trip him up. . .
2013-04-03 02:47:20 PM
1 votes:
Levin added that the doctor has been attacked by "white liberals" because he is a black conservative, to which Carson replied: "They are the most racist people there are. Because they put you in a little category, a little box. You have to think this way. How could you dare come off the plantation?"

So we've got us a Hermann Cain 2.0 here.

I like that he adopts the narrative of every racist huckster in the nation.

The conservative strategy of telling black people they're hapless idiots and then berating them for not agreeing is sure to pay off one day.
2013-04-03 02:46:21 PM
1 votes:

Rann Xerox: Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Damn. The whole thing - hearing *that voice* in my head, all of it. Simply beautiful.
2013-04-03 02:46:05 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Serious Black: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?

I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.

Hell, a white guy saying he doesn't like ANYTHING about Obama's policies is called a racist.  You must be new here.

The nonsense about Kenya makes sense as far as calling them a bigot / racist etc.  Not, though, when someone dislikes one of his policies, yet that's a typical move.


It mostly happens when someone dislikes one of his policies that is virtually identical to policies of previous presidents.
2013-04-03 02:44:05 PM
1 votes:

Hickory-smoked: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?

No, that was your persecution complex speaking.


Don't feed the troll. It'll only make him gassy, and he'll start crying.
2013-04-03 02:39:35 PM
1 votes:
Sweeping bigoted generalization as a way to condemn sweeping bigoted generalizations. Got it.
2013-04-03 02:37:19 PM
1 votes:
Freeper/teabagger truisms:

1) Hitler was a leftist
2) Northeast liberals are the most racist people in America
3) Homosexuality and out-of-wedlock sex are okay if you are Tammy Bruce or Bristol Palin, respectively
2013-04-03 02:36:58 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


The only people who said that liberals think that all white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists are people on the right.
2013-04-03 02:30:45 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.
2013-04-03 02:30:24 PM
1 votes:
They are the most racist people there are. Because they put you in a little category, a little box.

Yes but you putting homosexuality in the same little box as bestiality and pedophilia is okay because you're black.  Got it.

www.pigazette.com
2013-04-03 02:23:58 PM
1 votes:
Interesting.  Though I wonder if he's considered that maybe he's being attacked by "white liberals" because he's a douchebag with juvenile political beliefs based on false premises?
2013-04-03 02:22:59 PM
1 votes:
"They are the most racist people there are. Because they put you in a little category, a little box. You have to think this way. How could you dare come off the plantation?"

How dare you tell me I must respect the rights of all human beings!
2013-04-03 02:22:05 PM
1 votes:
Talk about a quick crash and burn. Nice work, Fox News.
 
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