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2013-04-03 02:21:47 PM
12 votes:
We don't like you because of the content of your character, not the color of your skin. The dream is real!
2013-04-03 03:42:51 PM
5 votes:
Silly Jesus:  Derp derp derp derp derp derp. Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp

Mercutio74:  Son, you gotta relax.  Look, I know you've got a high six-digit Fark ID number so some youthful indiscretion is allowed... maybe even expected.  But trolling is a gateway behaviour.  Maybe today you're trolling a thread that's mostly about one farker reddening the bottom of another... but what's next?  I've seen some of the greatest trolls come through these parts...  masters of their art...  they could troll the Dalai Lama and have him hurling his keyboard across the room.  But every one of them either broke character, or got banned or simply faded away as the fickle fark public moved on to stupider and more disingenuous trolls.  There's no future in it, my boy.  Don't pass up your future for a few meaningless posts that'll give you that spontaneous erection you get by pretending to be a caricature of humanity on here.  That erection is going to get harder and harder to acheive, until it consumes your whole life.

Well said. My advice to Silly Jesus is much simpler: If you spend all your time on Fark pretending to be an asshole just to annoy people, then you're not really pretending, you actually are just an asshole
2013-04-03 02:21:28 PM
5 votes:
Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.
2013-04-03 04:07:28 PM
4 votes:
For all the harumphing about the "liberal race card" I've never heard anyone on the right admit that claims of racism may stem from their attitudes and policies towards minorities. They complain that they can't criticize the president on anything without being called a racist, overlooking issues like Obama's birth certificate that were genuinely rooted in race.  So they parade around the few minorities who agree with the GOP platform and immediately when guys like Carson and Herman Cain get called out for saying something massively stupid, they reflexively shout "SEE? A BLACK PERSON WAS CRITICIZED! THAT PROVES LIBS ARE THE REAL RACISTS!"

Of course they don't honestly mean that. They just want revenge against their political rivals. They feel that the left's claims of racism are wholly without merit, so to retaliate they manufacture their own meritless racist accusations to "make it fair." They don't actually believe the people criticizing Carson are doing anything racist. They're just doing it to frustrate the other guys.

cchris_39: Looks like the good doctor just gave the left a taste of their own debate tactics.


See? Revenge > Honest debate. Sticking it to the libs is what's most important.
2013-04-03 02:30:45 PM
4 votes:

Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.
2013-04-03 02:24:30 PM
4 votes:
Dr. Carson: "Homosexuality is like bestiality and pedophilia."
White Liberal: "No it isn't."
Dr. Carson: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
2013-04-03 03:41:45 PM
3 votes:

cchris_39: thurstonxhowell: Anyone who doesn't think semi-automatic weapons should be banned from cities is a racist, got it.

You finally get it!

If you're against gay marriage you're a homophobe. If you want the immigration laws enforced you're a xenophobe. If you don't favor abortion you hate women. If you think they should pay for their own birth control pills you're a cheap bastard that hates women. And if you disagree with Obama then you're a racist.

Looks like the good doctor just gave the left a taste of their own debate tactics.


I don't care if you're against gay marriage, just let people make their own decisions about who to marry and you make your own decision for yourself and nobody else.

I don't care if you don't favor abortion, just let people make their own decisions about whether to get an abortion and you make your own decisions for yourself and nobody else.

I don't care if you think insurance should pay for birth control, just let people make their own decisions about whether to buy insurance that covers birth control and you make your own decisions for yourself and nobody else.

I don't care if you disagree with Obama, just let people make their own decisions about whether they agree with Obama and you make your own decision for yourself and nobody else.

That's freedom and liberty for everyone. See how that works?
2013-04-03 02:49:19 PM
3 votes:

Silly Jesus: Or people who have been on Fark longer than 30 seconds....


Son, you gotta relax.  Look, I know you've got a high six-digit Fark ID number so some youthful indiscretion is allowed... maybe even expected.  But trolling is a gateway behaviour.  Maybe today you're trolling a thread that's mostly about one farker reddening the bottom of another... but what's next?  I've seen some of the greatest trolls come through these parts...  masters of their art...  they could troll the Dalai Lama and have him hurling his keyboard across the room.  But every one of them either broke character, or got banned or simply faded away as the fickle fark public moved on to stupider and more disingenuous trolls.  There's no future in it, my boy.  Don't pass up your future for a few meaningless posts that'll give you that spontaneous erection you get by pretending to be a caricature of humanity on here.  That erection is going to get harder and harder to acheive, until it consumes your whole life.

As-salam alaykum, little one.
2013-04-03 02:40:03 PM
3 votes:
Hey buddy no one on the left really cares what you think your ideas are not any different from any other right wing derper. The right however loves you for the simple fact that you are black, not because of your views they got a million people that say that stuff. They think that other black people will see you and decide to vote GOP. They honestly believe that black people voted for Obama simply because he is black and that it has nothing to do with the GOPs policies towards minorities. They think that if the just have a few minorities say stuff that other minorities will vote for them because they don't really listen to policy. So enjoy your 15 min of fame asshole.
2013-04-03 02:36:58 PM
3 votes:

Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


The only people who said that liberals think that all white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists are people on the right.
2013-04-03 02:31:35 PM
3 votes:
Abdicating responsibility
Playing the race card
Feign victimization

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What are three things black Republicans do that Republicans accuse all other black people of doing?
2013-04-03 02:27:56 PM
3 votes:
FTA: "They need to shut me up, they need to delegitimize me," Carson told the radio host while explaining why he believes the media has scorned him for lumping homosexuality in with unsavory sexual acts like bestiality and pedophilia.

No one on the left wants to shut you up, you doofus.  Why?  Because everytime you open your mouth, you prove that you are the gift that keeps on giving.
2013-04-04 12:00:53 PM
2 votes:

colon_pow: he's a threat.
he must be destroyed.


Please GOP, whatever you do, don't run a Creationist Flat-Taxer who is in favor of stronger gun control laws than Nancy Pelosi.  I'm so threatened.  I'm shaking in my liberal boots.  I haven't been this scared since you guys ran a unemployed anti-masturbation activist and recovering witch in Delaware.
2013-04-03 03:35:33 PM
2 votes:

SlothB77: theknuckler_33: SlothB77: this is the line of reasoning the democrats used to win the last two elections.

Please proceed.

we get it.  he's black.


You're not even using that response correctly. It's meant to be a snarky statement directed at those who complain about everything Obama does, including the things they would otherwise agree with.

The statement you responded to wasn't even directed at a black guy.

Basically, you saw opponents use that phrase, and now you thought you could use it too. You just performed a 'cargo-cult reply.'
2013-04-03 02:49:36 PM
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Wait.

The right says that the left believes that all white people who do not agree with Barack Obama are racist.

Now this guy on the right says all white people who don't agree with him are racist?

I don't want to be a racist.

Which black guy do I side with?!


Of course not everyone - not even most - people who disagree with Obama are racist. However, you'd have to be blind not to notice the insidious hate bloc among TeaPublicans, evidenced seemingly daily with stupid signs at rallies or interviews with conservative media. I mean, there's a difference between "Carlson is farking retarded" and the crap some right-wingers spew about FartNambla.

When you say you hate Obama and provide specifics as to why, that's great! We're supposed to question our leaders. But when you start clamoring about how he's a socialist Kenyan who uses the Constitution as toilet paper but cop a deer-in-headlights look when I ask you why you think that, yeah - I'm gonna question your motives.

So far, the only criticism of Carlson that I've seen is based upon sh*t the man actually says and promotes. I don't think you're an Uncle Tom. I think you should stick to medicine (which everyone agrees you're good at) because you clearly can't handle politics.
2013-04-03 02:47:57 PM
2 votes:
He's basically got Rick Santorum's views on gay marriage and Steve Forbes' tax plan; the former made Santorum an internet meme, the latter didn't make it very far in the Republican primaries.

It's a bullshiat argument that people who disagree with his opposition to gay marriage, his flat tax idea, or even his belief in Creationism must be racists.  People rejected those ideas long before Carson's moment in the sun.

That's the mistake Republicans continue to make:  they believe that they can sell unpopular ideas by using minorities or women as salespeople.  They still haven't learned their lesson from 2008.
2013-04-03 02:43:45 PM
2 votes:
White Liberals sometimes are racist, but I wouldn't say they are the most racist people.
2013-04-03 02:39:38 PM
2 votes:

Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?


No, that was your persecution complex speaking.
2013-04-03 02:25:59 PM
2 votes:
Wait.

The right says that the left believes that all white people who do not agree with Barack Obama are racist.

Now this guy on the right says all white people who don't agree with him are racist?

I don't want to be a racist.

Which black guy do I side with?!
2013-04-03 02:24:20 PM
2 votes:
Joe the Plumber 2.0, the "Nuh uh! I support a black person, so YOU'RE the racist!" version.
2013-04-03 02:23:58 PM
2 votes:
Interesting.  Though I wonder if he's considered that maybe he's being attacked by "white liberals" because he's a douchebag with juvenile political beliefs based on false premises?
2013-04-04 02:18:46 PM
1 votes:

colon_pow: he's a threat.
he must be destroyed.


Hahaha!

I want the GOP to stick with this guy.  He will provide lots of entertainment on the campaign trail.

I love his idea of strict gun control in "large cities" but lax gun control "out in the country."

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/conservative-hero-ben-carson-to-beck-you- ha ve-no-right-to-semi-automatic-weapons-in-large-cities/

I might even contribute to his campaign, if he stays around long enough.

Carson/Palin '16!
Do it for the lulz!
2013-04-04 03:40:16 AM
1 votes:

MeanJean: Hmm, well it seems to be being used more ironically now, but I've seen it used in earnest by tea party types.


Considering that "Fartbongo" specifically started as a parody of how utterly retarded Republicans and their racist nicknames for Obama are, right here on Fark, this tickles me and I need a cigarette every time I see it happen.
2013-04-03 09:55:35 PM
1 votes:
Calling Obama "fartbongo", making pictures of him with watermelon, and turning him into a racial caricature is racist.

Calling Dr. Ben Carson an idiot for conflating homosexuality with bestiality and pedophilia is not racist, because we'd do that even if he was white.
2013-04-03 09:27:00 PM
1 votes:

Biological Ali: Why are you libs so afraid of a strong, conservative, begoateed black man?


Because the "conservatives"  http://m.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/cuccinelli-wants-rehearing-virg i nias-anti-sodomy-law are fighting for their "right" to throw me in jail because their religion says I'm a bad guy. This a-hole compares me to people who have sex with animals and children... so I would hope that I would get some bit of pardon from fellow farkers about not buying into his "small-government" mentality when he wants a government just small enough to fit in my bed.
2013-04-03 07:27:53 PM
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: Yes, they could. Does that mean there is no slippery slope? No.


You generally do a decent enough job of believably feigning misunderstanding about various issues, but there's no way you're actually going to convince anyone that you don't know what "slope" means. Revise and resubmit.
2013-04-03 07:20:53 PM
1 votes:

Serious Black: Question: could the Supreme Court find that bans on incestuous marriages were unconstitutional if they had never made a decision on whether marriages with same-sex couples were constitutional or not? How about plural marriages? If the answer is yes (which I am all but certain they could), then there is no such thing as a slippery slope with restrictions on marriage.


Yes, they could.  Does that mean there is no slippery slope? No.  They might think that they're only going to ski part way down the slope and stop there, but once they get going, it's hard not to ski to the bottom.
2013-04-03 07:01:25 PM
1 votes:

Oerath: Wow. Ok. If I'd known you'd ask for clarification I'd have written this up on my lunch. So the key difference here is that Adult Incestuous Marriage and Polygamy concern an agreement between consenting adults who have legal standing to make said agreements in the United States, and also have standing to potentially bring a case to court over their right to make said agreements. Neither children nor animals have that standing in the eyes of the law, and in fact have well established precedence preventing them from having said standing. So no group desiring to marry an animal or child would have even the slightest chance of making it to the Supreme Court were they to try to bring a case forward to get these rights, as a lower court would be able to cite long standing legal precedence when rejecting those cases. Neither is in any way likely to have any impact on the future definition of marriage, very much unlike an Adult Incestuous couple, or a Polygamous group (flock? gaggle perhaps?). So in short, your arguments make no sense and you should feel bad.


But children age 13-14 are allowed to get married in many states, with the consent of parents and/or a judge.   If the Supreme Court establishes a fundamental constitutional right to marriage equality, would it be limited to consenting adults (over 18) or could that precedent be extended to man-boy marriages between a man and a 14 year old boy?  If a man-boy couple were to petition the court to allow their marriage, could the court refuse the petition based on the view that man-boy love is seen as immoral?

As for a marriage with an animal, of course that would not be possible under the traditional view of marriage, which views marriage as a contract (exchange of vows) between two people (husband & wife).  A man and a dog are not man and woman and they cannot exchange vows.  But the issue here is whether the traditional view of marriage (husband & wife) should be abandoned to achieve marriage equality for same sex couples.  If they establish a precedent that the husband & wife aspect of traditional marriage must be abandoned to achieve marriage equality, couldn't they say that the traditional view of marriage as a contract should also give way to permit marriage equality for man-dog love?
2013-04-03 03:48:37 PM
1 votes:

Bloody William: Serious Black: I literally had a Bible thumper make the argument that Romney won more states and more land area than Obama did, so he is the rightful winner of the election.

Why are all the people who think the American political system is a giant game of Risk the people who are too stupid to actually play Risk?


Why are all the people who think the American economic system is a giant pile of coconuts the people who are more stupid than a giant pile of coconuts?
2013-04-03 03:47:47 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: thurstonxhowell: Anyone who doesn't think semi-automatic weapons should be banned from cities is a racist, got it.

You finally get it!

If you're against gay marriage you're a homophobe. If you want the immigration laws enforced you're a xenophobe. If you don't favor abortion you hate women. If you think they should pay for their own birth control pills you're a cheap bastard that hates women. And if you disagree with Obama then you're a racist.

Looks like the good doctor just gave the left a taste of their own debate tactics.


You're so right. That is the only thing the left does, and they managed to win the last two elections. Therefore, if the Republicans run this fine doctor and he sticks to his race card guns, they'll be sure to win! Ben Carson for President!

/ Quiet, guys. This might work.
2013-04-03 03:46:48 PM
1 votes:

impaler: SkinnyHead: She asked if marriage is declared a fundamental right, could the state ban incestuous marriages between a mother and child who has reached the age of consent.  Where's the outrage?

She wasn't comparing homosexuals to incest. She was discussing the legal result of the term "consenting adults" on incest.


Neither was Dr. Carson.  Both were making the point that if you accept the view that there is a fundamental right to compel redefinition of marriage to include one group, other groups may be able to claim the same right to redefine marriage to include them.
2013-04-03 03:40:11 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: If you're against gay marriage you're a homophobe. If you want the immigration laws enforced you're a xenophobe. If you don't favor abortion you hate women. If you think they should pay for their own birth control pills you're a cheap bastard that hates women. And if you disagree with Obama then you're a racist.

Looks like the good doctor just gave the left a taste of their own debate tactics.


you are a sorry mixed up little man & i pity you.
2013-04-03 03:38:18 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: Looks like the good doctor just gave the left a taste of their own debate tactics.


Please proceed, FARK.com poster.
2013-04-03 03:37:57 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: If you're against gay marriage you're a homophobe. If you want the immigration laws enforced you're a xenophobe. If you don't favor abortion you hate women. If you think they should pay for their own birth control pills you're a cheap bastard that hates women. And if you disagree with Obama then you're a racist.


And in everyone of these situations you're the victim. AMAZING how that happens with such consistency.
2013-04-03 03:37:03 PM
1 votes:

Citrate1007: Carson told the radio host while explaining why he believes the media has scorned him for lumping homosexuality in with unsavory sexual acts like bestiality and pedophilia.

Even this tool knows that he is being singled out for his words, not his skin color.


Are you saying he doesn't really believe that white liberals are the most racist people of all? He just said that to score points with Levin's audience? Shocking!
2013-04-03 03:35:39 PM
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: Anyone who doesn't think semi-automatic weapons should be banned from cities is a racist, got it.


You finally get it!

If you're against gay marriage you're a homophobe. If you want the immigration laws enforced you're a xenophobe. If you don't favor abortion you hate women. If you think they should pay for their own birth control pills you're a cheap bastard that hates women. And if you disagree with Obama then you're a racist.

Looks like the good doctor just gave the left a taste of their own debate tactics.
2013-04-03 03:34:26 PM
1 votes:
Carson told the radio host while explaining why he believes the media has scorned him for lumping homosexuality in with unsavory sexual acts like bestiality and pedophilia.

Even this tool knows that he is being singled out for his words, not his skin color.
2013-04-03 03:29:58 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


It would be hypocrisy if we didn't criticize Carson for making that same argument that turned Santorum into a frothy internet meme.

Why are you defending him?  Aren't you the guy that claimed that all black people are genetically inferior in some thread from a few months ago?
2013-04-03 03:25:43 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: The right says that the left believes that all white people who do not agree with Barack Obama are racist.


Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


A perfect example.
2013-04-03 03:23:50 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: it is funny how farkers in this thread are doing exactly what Ben Carson says they are doing:

"They need to shut me up, they need to delegitimize me," Carson told the radio host

also, when 100% of the vote from individual precincts in philadelphia go to democrats, they are on the plantation.  You are not allowed to wander off the plantation.

You want to talk about a lack of diversity of thought or opinion allowed?  This is the plantation Carson is talking about:


It's one thing for a Democratic presidential candidate to dominate a Democratic city like Philadelphia, but check out this head-spinning figure: In 59 voting divisions in the city, Mitt Romney received not one vote. Zero. Zilch.

These are the kind of numbers that send Republicans into paroxysms of voter-fraud angst, but such results may not be so startling after all.

"We have always had these dense urban corridors that are extremely Democratic," said Jonathan Rodden, a political science professor at Stanford University. "It's kind of an urban fact, and you are looking at the extreme end of it in Philadelphia."


Wasn't this line of argument crushed in one of yesterday's threads?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/2012fraud.asp
2013-04-03 03:10:31 PM
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: he believes the media has scorned him for lumping homosexuality in with unsavory sexual acts like bestiality and pedophilia.

I thought he was making a slippery slope argument, the same way Justice Sotomayor asked whether recognizing a fundamental right to marriage could lead to marriage based on incest.


If you read the transcript, Sotomayor said the exact opposite about incest.

Meaning, what State restrictions with respect to the number of people, with respect to - that could get married - the incest laws, the mother and child, assuming that they are the age - I can - I can accept that the State has probably an overbearing interest on - on protecting a child until they're of age to marry, but what's left?

http://www.npr.org/2013/03/26/175351429/audio-supreme-court-argument s- on-california-gay-marriage-ban
2013-04-03 03:09:59 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: this is the line of reasoning the democrats used to win the last two elections.


This is what Republicans actually believe.
2013-04-03 03:03:44 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like his turn as the latest GOP Token Black Guy is about to end. Who's next?
2013-04-03 03:01:54 PM
1 votes:

Biological Ali: Why are you libs so afraid of a strong, conservative, begoateed black man?


You spelled bigoted wrong.
2013-04-03 03:01:47 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: HighOnCraic: "I don't have a particular agenda that I'm pushing," he added. "So it would be particularly difficult for them to trip me up."

Anyone armed with a piece of fruit could trip him up. . .

Let me guess.  A banana?  Because he's black.  You racist fark.


I detect sarcasm, but just in case you didn't get what I was referring to:

"Just you know, if you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange, you would say, that's not an orange," Carson continued. "And then I say, that's a banana and that's not an apple either. Or there's a peach, that's not an apple, either. But it doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. And in the same way I'm not equating those things.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/29/ben-carson-takes-on-msnbcs-andrea- mi tchell-on-the-definition-of-
marriage/#ixzz2PQcTSHyR

and

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/fruit.php

/And I'm just a blah as Dr. Carson, in case you were wondering.
2013-04-03 02:59:59 PM
1 votes:
Doc, your idea for fixing health care in the United States is that people should get HSA's - basically that they should put aside a little money every month so that they can eventually afford to pay for chemotherapy or brain surgury.  As for homosexuals: you tried to bundle them up with pedophiles and people who fark animals.

I'm sorry to have to tell you this; but the reason liberals don't like you isn't that your a conservative.  It's that your *stupid* and you make other people *stupid* too.
2013-04-03 02:54:22 PM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: He's basically got Rick Santorum's views on gay marriage and Steve Forbes' tax plan; the former made Santorum an internet meme, the latter didn't make it very far in the Republican primaries.

It's a bullshiat argument that people who disagree with his opposition to gay marriage, his flat tax idea, or even his belief in Creationism must be racists.  People rejected those ideas long before Carson's moment in the sun.

That's the mistake Republicans continue to make:  they believe that they can sell unpopular ideas by using minorities or women as salespeople.  They still haven't learned their lesson from 2008.


Don't tell that to my "Independent" dad.  He's convinced that all the GOP needs is a minority candidate and they will soar to the Presidency in 2016.  He really does believe that "minorities" (as if they can all be grouped together anyway) will support any minority over a white person, regardless of party.  I ask him about Allen Keys and Herman Cain but he usually changes the subject to "that damn Obama."
2013-04-03 02:52:14 PM
1 votes:

Hyjamon: Serious Black: lennavan: Serious Black: skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?

Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

I just need to make sure, we're talking Catherine Bach here, right?  The viability of the fantasy here is seriously hanging on your answer.

Somebody other than Catherine Bach played Daisy Duke? Who?

Amazingly, this was cast for Daisy Duke:

[tv.popcrunch.com image 400x500]

And on the topic of Dr. Carson, this other black person was once the black darling of the GOP...hint: It won't last long

[www.tucsonweekly.com image 400x300]


still hot and she was quite a bit more in shape at the time
2013-04-03 02:46:26 PM
1 votes:
This Carson guy seems to know all the right buttons to push with these people.  It's almost as if someone is telling him what to say...
2013-04-03 02:46:21 PM
1 votes:

Rann Xerox: Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Damn. The whole thing - hearing *that voice* in my head, all of it. Simply beautiful.
2013-04-03 02:46:05 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Serious Black: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?

I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.

Hell, a white guy saying he doesn't like ANYTHING about Obama's policies is called a racist.  You must be new here.

The nonsense about Kenya makes sense as far as calling them a bigot / racist etc.  Not, though, when someone dislikes one of his policies, yet that's a typical move.


It mostly happens when someone dislikes one of his policies that is virtually identical to policies of previous presidents.
2013-04-03 02:44:05 PM
1 votes:

Hickory-smoked: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?

No, that was your persecution complex speaking.


Don't feed the troll. It'll only make him gassy, and he'll start crying.
2013-04-03 02:41:56 PM
1 votes:
I really hope this guy runs for office.
2013-04-03 02:38:52 PM
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2013-04-03 02:37:19 PM
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Freeper/teabagger truisms:

1) Hitler was a leftist
2) Northeast liberals are the most racist people in America
3) Homosexuality and out-of-wedlock sex are okay if you are Tammy Bruce or Bristol Palin, respectively
2013-04-03 02:32:27 PM
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Serious Black: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?

I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.


To be fair, there's also a big difference between Silly Jesus and a rational human being.
2013-04-03 02:31:51 PM
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Can't we just agree that everyone in the world is racist and let it go at that?
2013-04-03 02:31:18 PM
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draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.


Spanking Serious Black is actually a far more intellectually stimulating subject than debating the good doctor's political views.

/Am now thinking about writing a script for a short film, "Spanking Serious Black".
2013-04-03 02:29:37 PM
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I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.
2013-04-03 02:27:57 PM
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I don't know anyone who has had interactions with Dr. Carson who doesn't come away believing two things: (1) there is no one you'd rather have operating on your brain and (2) he has a few screws loose, which mostly relate to his devout religious beliefs. He is, to say the least, wired differently than the rest of us.
2013-04-03 02:26:12 PM
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So basically, anyone who questions him is trying to keep him down?

Nothing to do with the xenophopic, minority hating GOP party.  Nope, if you question why hes allied with folks who woudl love to destroy him, your a racist.
2013-04-03 02:23:48 PM
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Did I miss the part where there are scathing attacks on Ben Carson?

Quick google search.

Nope can't find any, but I see plenty of stories where he is going after these imaginary critics.

1.say outrageous things on Hannity
2.attack critics even though said critics have ignored troll
3.profit???
2013-04-03 02:22:59 PM
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"They are the most racist people there are. Because they put you in a little category, a little box. You have to think this way. How could you dare come off the plantation?"

How dare you tell me I must respect the rights of all human beings!
2013-04-03 02:22:05 PM
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Talk about a quick crash and burn. Nice work, Fox News.
2013-04-03 02:20:32 PM
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Oh boy, this will be a fun thread.
 
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