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2013-04-03 02:35:02 PM

lennavan: Serious Black: skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?

Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

I just need to make sure, we're talking Catherine Bach here, right?  The viability of the fantasy here is seriously hanging on your answer.


Somebody other than Catherine Bach played Daisy Duke? Who?
 
2013-04-03 02:35:34 PM

Jake Havechek: This guy is an asshole, an some kind of folk hero at FOX News Channel.


Oh come on, you're just baiting the ol' "but you're repeating yourself" joke.
 
2013-04-03 02:35:37 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Mercutio74: Serious Black: Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

Is this one of those things where you're actually wearing them for YOU... because they make you feel young and feminine?

I don't know, I feel like it's just not Daisy Duke without the cutoffs and the plaid shirt tied at the midriff.


Mary Ann-style from "Gilligan's Island".  Word!
 
2013-04-03 02:36:05 PM

Serious Black: lennavan: Serious Black: skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?

Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

I just need to make sure, we're talking Catherine Bach here, right?  The viability of the fantasy here is seriously hanging on your answer.

Somebody other than Catherine Bach played Daisy Duke? Who?


www.examiner.com
 
2013-04-03 02:36:15 PM

lennavan: Serious Black: skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?

Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

I just need to make sure, we're talking Catherine Bach here, right?  The viability of the fantasy here is seriously hanging on your answer.


Actually, I'm pretty sure we're talking a bizzare cross of Dukes of Hazzard and Harry Potter slash fiction.

/Someone call E.L. James, stat!
 
2013-04-03 02:36:29 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Wait.

The right says that the left believes that all white people who do not agree with Barack Obama are racist.

Now this guy on the right says all white people who don't agree with him are racist?

I don't want to be a racist.

Which black guy do I side with?!


I'd go with Samuel L Jackson.
 
2013-04-03 02:36:31 PM

Mercutio74: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

Spanking Serious Black is actually a far more intellectually stimulating subject than debating the good doctor's political views.

/Am now thinking about writing a script for a short film, "Spanking Serious Black".


I'm very glad to contribute to the **AHEM** intellectual stimulation of my fellow Farkers. And you owe me a copy of that script.
 
2013-04-03 02:36:58 PM

Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


The only people who said that liberals think that all white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists are people on the right.
 
2013-04-03 02:37:19 PM
Freeper/teabagger truisms:

1) Hitler was a leftist
2) Northeast liberals are the most racist people in America
3) Homosexuality and out-of-wedlock sex are okay if you are Tammy Bruce or Bristol Palin, respectively
 
2013-04-03 02:38:24 PM

draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.


www.thegenytimes.com
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."
 
2013-04-03 02:38:30 PM
Ben should be more mellow, like his namesake:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 02:38:32 PM

Serious Black: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?

I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.


Hell, a white guy saying he doesn't like ANYTHING about Obama's policies is called a racist.  You must be new here.

The nonsense about Kenya makes sense as far as calling them a bigot / racist etc.  Not, though, when someone dislikes one of his policies, yet that's a typical move.
 
2013-04-03 02:38:52 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-03 02:39:35 PM
Sweeping bigoted generalization as a way to condemn sweeping bigoted generalizations. Got it.
 
2013-04-03 02:39:38 PM

theknuckler_33: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?

The only people who said that liberals think that all white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists are people on the right.


Or people who have been on Fark longer than 30 seconds....
 
2013-04-03 02:39:38 PM

Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?


No, that was your persecution complex speaking.
 
2013-04-03 02:40:03 PM
Hey buddy no one on the left really cares what you think your ideas are not any different from any other right wing derper. The right however loves you for the simple fact that you are black, not because of your views they got a million people that say that stuff. They think that other black people will see you and decide to vote GOP. They honestly believe that black people voted for Obama simply because he is black and that it has nothing to do with the GOPs policies towards minorities. They think that if the just have a few minorities say stuff that other minorities will vote for them because they don't really listen to policy. So enjoy your 15 min of fame asshole.
 
2013-04-03 02:40:10 PM

Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
2013-04-03 02:40:52 PM

Hickory-smoked: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?

No, that was your persecution complex speaking.


Thank you for your contribution, Freud.
 
2013-04-03 02:41:46 PM

Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."


I have no idea wtf that is but it is beautiful
 
2013-04-03 02:41:56 PM
I really hope this guy runs for office.
 
2013-04-03 02:43:45 PM
White Liberals sometimes are racist, but I wouldn't say they are the most racist people.
 
2013-04-03 02:44:05 PM

Hickory-smoked: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?

No, that was your persecution complex speaking.


Don't feed the troll. It'll only make him gassy, and he'll start crying.
 
2013-04-03 02:44:25 PM

Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."


That was absolutely awesome, bro.
 
2013-04-03 02:46:05 PM

Silly Jesus: Serious Black: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?

I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.

Hell, a white guy saying he doesn't like ANYTHING about Obama's policies is called a racist.  You must be new here.

The nonsense about Kenya makes sense as far as calling them a bigot / racist etc.  Not, though, when someone dislikes one of his policies, yet that's a typical move.


It mostly happens when someone dislikes one of his policies that is virtually identical to policies of previous presidents.
 
2013-04-03 02:46:21 PM

Rann Xerox: Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Damn. The whole thing - hearing *that voice* in my head, all of it. Simply beautiful.
 
2013-04-03 02:46:26 PM
This Carson guy seems to know all the right buttons to push with these people.  It's almost as if someone is telling him what to say...
 
2013-04-03 02:46:56 PM
Guys? This is what playing the race card is. Remember it. Understand it. And shut the fark up next time something actually race-influenced is discussed.
 
2013-04-03 02:47:20 PM
Levin added that the doctor has been attacked by "white liberals" because he is a black conservative, to which Carson replied: "They are the most racist people there are. Because they put you in a little category, a little box. You have to think this way. How could you dare come off the plantation?"

So we've got us a Hermann Cain 2.0 here.

I like that he adopts the narrative of every racist huckster in the nation.

The conservative strategy of telling black people they're hapless idiots and then berating them for not agreeing is sure to pay off one day.
 
2013-04-03 02:47:57 PM
He's basically got Rick Santorum's views on gay marriage and Steve Forbes' tax plan; the former made Santorum an internet meme, the latter didn't make it very far in the Republican primaries.

It's a bullshiat argument that people who disagree with his opposition to gay marriage, his flat tax idea, or even his belief in Creationism must be racists.  People rejected those ideas long before Carson's moment in the sun.

That's the mistake Republicans continue to make:  they believe that they can sell unpopular ideas by using minorities or women as salespeople.  They still haven't learned their lesson from 2008.
 
2013-04-03 02:49:19 PM

Silly Jesus: Or people who have been on Fark longer than 30 seconds....


Son, you gotta relax.  Look, I know you've got a high six-digit Fark ID number so some youthful indiscretion is allowed... maybe even expected.  But trolling is a gateway behaviour.  Maybe today you're trolling a thread that's mostly about one farker reddening the bottom of another... but what's next?  I've seen some of the greatest trolls come through these parts...  masters of their art...  they could troll the Dalai Lama and have him hurling his keyboard across the room.  But every one of them either broke character, or got banned or simply faded away as the fickle fark public moved on to stupider and more disingenuous trolls.  There's no future in it, my boy.  Don't pass up your future for a few meaningless posts that'll give you that spontaneous erection you get by pretending to be a caricature of humanity on here.  That erection is going to get harder and harder to acheive, until it consumes your whole life.

As-salam alaykum, little one.
 
2013-04-03 02:49:36 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Wait.

The right says that the left believes that all white people who do not agree with Barack Obama are racist.

Now this guy on the right says all white people who don't agree with him are racist?

I don't want to be a racist.

Which black guy do I side with?!


Of course not everyone - not even most - people who disagree with Obama are racist. However, you'd have to be blind not to notice the insidious hate bloc among TeaPublicans, evidenced seemingly daily with stupid signs at rallies or interviews with conservative media. I mean, there's a difference between "Carlson is farking retarded" and the crap some right-wingers spew about FartNambla.

When you say you hate Obama and provide specifics as to why, that's great! We're supposed to question our leaders. But when you start clamoring about how he's a socialist Kenyan who uses the Constitution as toilet paper but cop a deer-in-headlights look when I ask you why you think that, yeah - I'm gonna question your motives.

So far, the only criticism of Carlson that I've seen is based upon sh*t the man actually says and promotes. I don't think you're an Uncle Tom. I think you should stick to medicine (which everyone agrees you're good at) because you clearly can't handle politics.
 
2013-04-03 02:50:22 PM
For anyone who hasn't heard the guy, here he is interviewed by Tom Ashbrook:

http://onpoint.wbur.org/2013/02/26/dr-ben-carson

Guy isn't as unbiased and intellectually honest as he purports to be (surprise surprise.)  Tom doesn't push him as much as he should have, especially on his economic "fairness" claims.
 
2013-04-03 02:51:21 PM

Serious Black: lennavan: Serious Black: skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?

Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

I just need to make sure, we're talking Catherine Bach here, right?  The viability of the fantasy here is seriously hanging on your answer.

Somebody other than Catherine Bach played Daisy Duke? Who?


Amazingly, this was cast for Daisy Duke:

tv.popcrunch.com

And on the topic of Dr. Carson, this other black person was once the black darling of the GOP...hint: It won't last long

www.tucsonweekly.com
 
2013-04-03 02:51:31 PM
"I don't have a particular agenda that I'm pushing," he added. "So it would be particularly difficult for them to trip me up."

Anyone armed with a piece of fruit could trip him up. . .
 
2013-04-03 02:52:09 PM
i344.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:52:14 PM

Hyjamon: Serious Black: lennavan: Serious Black: skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?

Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

I just need to make sure, we're talking Catherine Bach here, right?  The viability of the fantasy here is seriously hanging on your answer.

Somebody other than Catherine Bach played Daisy Duke? Who?

Amazingly, this was cast for Daisy Duke:

[tv.popcrunch.com image 400x500]

And on the topic of Dr. Carson, this other black person was once the black darling of the GOP...hint: It won't last long

[www.tucsonweekly.com image 400x300]


still hot and she was quite a bit more in shape at the time
 
2013-04-03 02:52:36 PM

skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."

I have no idea wtf that is but it is beautiful


It started in this thread. http://www.fark.com/comments/7668498/Justice-Kagan-So-if-you -are-sayin g-that-state-can-ban-gay-marriage-because-marriage-is-about-procreatin g-then-can-state-forbid-an-elderly-couple-from-marrying-Prop-8-lawyer- of-course-not-that-would-violate-Constitution-Uhh?startid=83270742 'T was a thing of beauty. It gets really good about halfway through.

/Forgive the lack of HTML skills.
 
2013-04-03 02:53:29 PM

HighOnCraic: "I don't have a particular agenda that I'm pushing," he added. "So it would be particularly difficult for them to trip me up."

Anyone armed with a piece of fruit could trip him up. . .


Let me guess.  A banana?  Because he's black.  You racist fark.
 
2013-04-03 02:54:22 PM

HighOnCraic: He's basically got Rick Santorum's views on gay marriage and Steve Forbes' tax plan; the former made Santorum an internet meme, the latter didn't make it very far in the Republican primaries.

It's a bullshiat argument that people who disagree with his opposition to gay marriage, his flat tax idea, or even his belief in Creationism must be racists.  People rejected those ideas long before Carson's moment in the sun.

That's the mistake Republicans continue to make:  they believe that they can sell unpopular ideas by using minorities or women as salespeople.  They still haven't learned their lesson from 2008.


Don't tell that to my "Independent" dad.  He's convinced that all the GOP needs is a minority candidate and they will soar to the Presidency in 2016.  He really does believe that "minorities" (as if they can all be grouped together anyway) will support any minority over a white person, regardless of party.  I ask him about Allen Keys and Herman Cain but he usually changes the subject to "that damn Obama."
 
2013-04-03 02:54:29 PM

I'm an Egyptian!: skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."

I have no idea wtf that is but it is beautiful

It started in this thread. http://www.fark.com/comments/7668498/Justice-Kagan-So-if-you -are-sayin g-that-state-can-ban-gay-marriage-because-marriage-is-about-procreatin g-then-can-state-forbid-an-elderly-couple-from-marrying-Prop-8-lawyer- of-course-not-that-would-violate-Constitution-Uhh?startid=83270742 'T was a thing of beauty. It gets really good about halfway through.

/Forgive the lack of HTML skills.


why thank you, kindly stranger
 
2013-04-03 02:55:06 PM

WMCB: Ben should be more mellow, like his namesake:
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 271x186]


He's as elusive as Robert Denby!
 
2013-04-03 02:58:14 PM
Why are you libs so afraid of a strong, conservative, begoateed black man?
 
2013-04-03 02:58:37 PM

skullkrusher: I'm an Egyptian!:
/Forgive the lack of HTML skills.

why thank you, kindly stranger


My Sam Kinison one was my favorite.
 
2013-04-03 02:59:28 PM
I heart this thread so much.
 
2013-04-03 02:59:59 PM
Doc, your idea for fixing health care in the United States is that people should get HSA's - basically that they should put aside a little money every month so that they can eventually afford to pay for chemotherapy or brain surgury.  As for homosexuals: you tried to bundle them up with pedophiles and people who fark animals.

I'm sorry to have to tell you this; but the reason liberals don't like you isn't that your a conservative.  It's that your *stupid* and you make other people *stupid* too.
 
2013-04-03 03:01:37 PM

Satanic_Hamster: draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.

[www.thegenytimes.com image 850x637]
"Why, I was at the last spanking of Serious Black.  You should have seem his pale, pasty posterior, pointed proudly at the room, shining like a beacon.   With every mighty slap of skullcrusher's hand we were afraid that poor Serious Black would be injured.  At the end the room was silent except the sound of Black weeping; but if they were tears of pain or joy we were not sure.  I had to send two interns in to check if Serious was all right; they reported back that while SB was alive, the spanking was so severe that it split his once pristine behind right down the middle and that not only did it wreck 'em, it dang near killed him."


You sure do talk purty.
 
2013-04-03 03:01:47 PM

Satanic_Hamster: HighOnCraic: "I don't have a particular agenda that I'm pushing," he added. "So it would be particularly difficult for them to trip me up."

Anyone armed with a piece of fruit could trip him up. . .

Let me guess.  A banana?  Because he's black.  You racist fark.


I detect sarcasm, but just in case you didn't get what I was referring to:

"Just you know, if you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange, you would say, that's not an orange," Carson continued. "And then I say, that's a banana and that's not an apple either. Or there's a peach, that's not an apple, either. But it doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. And in the same way I'm not equating those things.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/29/ben-carson-takes-on-msnbcs-andrea- mi tchell-on-the-definition-of-
marriage/#ixzz2PQcTSHyR

and

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/fruit.php

/And I'm just a blah as Dr. Carson, in case you were wondering.
 
2013-04-03 03:01:54 PM

Biological Ali: Why are you libs so afraid of a strong, conservative, begoateed black man?


You spelled bigoted wrong.
 
2013-04-03 03:02:04 PM
People just badmouth Hilter because they hate banjo players.

/went there
 
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