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(Mediaite)   Dr. Ben Carson says that all white people that do not agree with him politically are racist   (mediaite.com) divider line 231
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2013-04-03 02:20:01 PM  
Okay so I'm racist. Now what?
 
2013-04-03 02:20:32 PM  
Oh boy, this will be a fun thread.
 
2013-04-03 02:20:55 PM  
And the proof is in the political gatherings.  Didn't you see all those racists at the DNC last year?!
 
2013-04-03 02:21:28 PM  
Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.
 
2013-04-03 02:21:47 PM  
We don't like you because of the content of your character, not the color of your skin. The dream is real!
 
2013-04-03 02:22:05 PM  

Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.


can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?
 
2013-04-03 02:22:05 PM  
Talk about a quick crash and burn. Nice work, Fox News.
 
2013-04-03 02:22:27 PM  

Alphakronik: And the proof is in the political gatherings.  Didn't you see all those racists at the DNC last year?!


I remember the Liberal Political Action Convention where Black Student Union members advocated a return to segregation.

Oh no wait...
 
2013-04-03 02:22:41 PM  
He was on a plantation?
 
2013-04-03 02:22:59 PM  
"They are the most racist people there are. Because they put you in a little category, a little box. You have to think this way. How could you dare come off the plantation?"

How dare you tell me I must respect the rights of all human beings!
 
2013-04-03 02:23:27 PM  

Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.


Exactly how smackable is your ass, anyhow?
 
2013-04-03 02:23:48 PM  
Did I miss the part where there are scathing attacks on Ben Carson?

Quick google search.

Nope can't find any, but I see plenty of stories where he is going after these imaginary critics.

1.say outrageous things on Hannity
2.attack critics even though said critics have ignored troll
3.profit???
 
2013-04-03 02:23:58 PM  
Interesting.  Though I wonder if he's considered that maybe he's being attacked by "white liberals" because he's a douchebag with juvenile political beliefs based on false premises?
 
2013-04-03 02:24:16 PM  

skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?


Or David Dukes, if you're into men.
 
2013-04-03 02:24:20 PM  
Joe the Plumber 2.0, the "Nuh uh! I support a black person, so YOU'RE the racist!" version.
 
2013-04-03 02:24:29 PM  
RIP Uncle Ben

www.doublebugs.com
 
2013-04-03 02:24:30 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, the future hope of the Republican Party!  Let's all give him a big round of applause.
 
2013-04-03 02:24:30 PM  
Dr. Carson: "Homosexuality is like bestiality and pedophilia."
White Liberal: "No it isn't."
Dr. Carson: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
 
2013-04-03 02:25:31 PM  
Even Herman Cain lasted longer than this guy...

crap, I'm a racist now for noticing aren't I?
 
2013-04-03 02:25:45 PM  

skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?


Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

Nurglitch: Exactly how smackable is your ass, anyhow?


I've heard it's pretty smackable from somewhat reputable sources, but they may have just been trying to get in my pants.
 
2013-04-03 02:25:59 PM  
Wait.

The right says that the left believes that all white people who do not agree with Barack Obama are racist.

Now this guy on the right says all white people who don't agree with him are racist?

I don't want to be a racist.

Which black guy do I side with?!
 
2013-04-03 02:26:12 PM  
So basically, anyone who questions him is trying to keep him down?

Nothing to do with the xenophopic, minority hating GOP party.  Nope, if you question why hes allied with folks who woudl love to destroy him, your a racist.
 
2013-04-03 02:26:16 PM  

DarwiOdrade: skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?

Or David Dukes, if you're into men.


I've never gone gay, I don't think I can handle more than one at a time with my first go
 
2013-04-03 02:26:49 PM  

Serious Black: Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.


Is this one of those things where you're actually wearing them for YOU... because they make you feel young and feminine?
 
2013-04-03 02:27:08 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:27:15 PM  

Serious Black: Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.


maybe a midriff baring gingham shirt tied up into a playful knot?
 
2013-04-03 02:27:37 PM  
He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?
 
2013-04-03 02:27:38 PM  
I had never heard of this guy, so in reading up on him in wikipedia (yea, yea, I know) I find this:

Carson has identified himself as being independent of any political party. "If I were part of one, it would be called the 'Logic party,' and it would be dedicated to commonsense approaches we all should be able to see."

Ah... the 'logic' party.

*earlier in his wiki article*

On political correctness, Carson remarked: "The PC [Politically Correct] Police are out in force at all times ... We have to get over this sensitivity ... PC is dangerous, because you see, this country, one of the founding principles was freedom of thought and freedom of expression. And it [PC] muffles people. It puts a muzzle on them."

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think THEIR freedom of expression is supposed to shield them from the freedom of expression of others. Dr., you fail at logic.

Oh, and it seems he is soon to retire as a doctor. Do we have political aspirations doctor?
 
2013-04-03 02:27:56 PM  
FTA: "They need to shut me up, they need to delegitimize me," Carson told the radio host while explaining why he believes the media has scorned him for lumping homosexuality in with unsavory sexual acts like bestiality and pedophilia.

No one on the left wants to shut you up, you doofus.  Why?  Because everytime you open your mouth, you prove that you are the gift that keeps on giving.
 
2013-04-03 02:27:57 PM  
I don't know anyone who has had interactions with Dr. Carson who doesn't come away believing two things: (1) there is no one you'd rather have operating on your brain and (2) he has a few screws loose, which mostly relate to his devout religious beliefs. He is, to say the least, wired differently than the rest of us.
 
2013-04-03 02:28:22 PM  

Mercutio74: Serious Black: Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

Is this one of those things where you're actually wearing them for YOU... because they make you feel young and feminine?


I can't help feeling sexy while wearing those things...
 
2013-04-03 02:28:24 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Wait.

The right says that the left believes that all white people who do not agree with Barack Obama are racist.

Now this guy on the right says all white people who don't agree with him are racist?

I don't want to be a racist.

Which black guy do I side with?!


judging by the comments, we allowed ourselves to be conned by Obama, who conned his way through life, and oppress minorities as a result.  Instead, we should follow the true black ideology that the right claims to protect, or something.
 
2013-04-03 02:28:51 PM  

Mercutio74: Serious Black: Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

Is this one of those things where you're actually wearing them for YOU... because they make you feel young and feminine?


I don't know, I feel like it's just not Daisy Duke without the cutoffs and the plaid shirt tied at the midriff.
 
2013-04-03 02:29:20 PM  

pho75: I don't know anyone who has had interactions with Dr. Carson who doesn't come away believing two things: (1) there is no one you'd rather have operating on your brain and (2) he has a few screws loose, which mostly relate to his devout religious beliefs. He is, to say the least, wired differently than the rest of us.


Physician, something something self.
 
2013-04-03 02:29:32 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Mercutio74: Serious Black: Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.

Is this one of those things where you're actually wearing them for YOU... because they make you feel young and feminine?

I don't know, I feel like it's just not Daisy Duke without the cutoffs and the plaid shirt tied at the midriff.


it's not and Serious Black is a prude
 
2013-04-03 02:29:37 PM  
I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.
 
2013-04-03 02:30:02 PM  

Jounville: Okay so I'm racist. Now what?


Now go have lunch at a Denny's.
 
2013-04-03 02:30:24 PM  
www.mediabistro.com

Dr. Ben Carson
 
2013-04-03 02:30:24 PM  
They are the most racist people there are. Because they put you in a little category, a little box.

Yes but you putting homosexuality in the same little box as bestiality and pedophilia is okay because you're black.  Got it.

www.pigazette.com
 
2013-04-03 02:30:27 PM  

draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.


get in line
 
2013-04-03 02:30:45 PM  

Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?


I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.
 
2013-04-03 02:30:56 PM  

theknuckler_33: Do we have political aspirations doctor?


Surgical aspiration is used in abortions, so I think we can probably rule that out, anyway.
 
2013-04-03 02:31:18 PM  

draypresct: I was promised liberal anger and racism. So far, I've only seen mildly amused liberals, easily distracted by the prospect of spanking Serious Black.


Spanking Serious Black is actually a far more intellectually stimulating subject than debating the good doctor's political views.

/Am now thinking about writing a script for a short film, "Spanking Serious Black".
 
2013-04-03 02:31:35 PM  
Abdicating responsibility
Playing the race card
Feign victimization

upload.wikimedia.org

What are three things black Republicans do that Republicans accuse all other black people of doing?
 
2013-04-03 02:31:51 PM  
Can't we just agree that everyone in the world is racist and let it go at that?
 
2013-04-03 02:32:27 PM  

Serious Black: Silly Jesus: He stole that from the liberals.  All white people who disagree with Obama and his policies are racists.  Right, Fark?  You guys aren't really going to be such hypocrites that you give Carson shiat over this, are you?

I'd say there's a big difference between a white guy slamming Ben Carson for comparing homosexuality to having sex with kids and a white guy bashing Barack Obama because he was born in Kenya.


To be fair, there's also a big difference between Silly Jesus and a rational human being.
 
2013-04-03 02:33:14 PM  

Serious Black: skullkrusher: Serious Black: Ben Carson is an exceptionally talented surgeon and a farking moron otherwise. If that means I'm a racist, then smack my ass and call me David Duke.

can I pretend you're Daisy Duke whilst I'm smacking?

Sure, why not? But I'm not wearing the cut-off jean shorts for you.


I just need to make sure, we're talking Catherine Bach here, right?  The viability of the fantasy here is seriously hanging on your answer.
 
2013-04-03 02:33:31 PM  
This guy is an asshole, an some kind of folk hero at FOX News Channel.
 
2013-04-03 02:33:38 PM  
You can't just appoint an unknown guy savior of the party and let that be it. They have to rise through the ranks. Otherwise, shiat like this happens.
 
2013-04-03 02:34:07 PM  
Anyone who doesn't think semi-automatic weapons should be banned from cities is a racist, got it.
 
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