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(Daily Mail)   If you're a spy and the Nazis capture you, all you have to do is slip your handcuffs, escape your cell and trek 200 miles through snow while 900 enemy soldiers chase you. And swing from tree to tree to avoid leaving footprints. Easy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2013-04-03 02:01:28 PM
Just wanted to say 'hi' before all the grammar Nazis get here ...
 
2013-04-03 02:01:29 PM
You don't make a plural with an apostrophe. God.
 
2013-04-03 02:01:56 PM
I'll take incomplete sentences for 1000 Alex.
 
2013-04-03 02:02:09 PM
Ha! Well only just, jraunimo.
 
2013-04-03 02:02:27 PM
But how did he keep his massive balls from dragging in the snow leaving another trail?
 
2013-04-03 02:02:36 PM
If you're a spy and the Nazi's capture you all you had to do was slip your handcuffs, escape your cell and trek 200 miles through snow while 900 enemy soldiers chase you. And swing from tree to tree to avoid leaving footprints. Easy

Here to tempt the "Grammar" variety of same?

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2013-04-03 02:02:42 PM
This is a catapostrophe.
 
2013-04-03 02:03:04 PM
I did that before breakfast this morning.
 
2013-04-03 02:03:30 PM
It bums me out that I will never be so bad-ass.
 
2013-04-03 02:03:41 PM
I'm no grammar Nazi, but I had to read that headline a few times to understand what subby was trying to communicate.  That's pretty bad.
 
2013-04-03 02:03:50 PM
Was it uphill both ways? No? Well, I'm not impressed then...
 
2013-04-03 02:03:57 PM
That is easy.  Properly using an apostrophe, now that's hard.

/Nazi is what?
 
2013-04-03 02:05:05 PM
If your a spy and the Nazi's capture you all you had too dew was slip you're handcuff's, escape you're cell and track 200 mile's threw snow while 900 enemy soldier's chase you. And swing from tree too tree two avoid leaving footprint's. Easy

Better now.
 
2013-04-03 02:05:12 PM

theknuckler_33: I did that before breakfast this morning.


Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
 
2013-04-03 02:05:53 PM
Wow.  It's a grammar Nazi blitzkrieg!
 
2013-04-03 02:06:22 PM
Its so easy' anyone could have done'it.
 
2013-04-03 02:06:41 PM
Ahhh... but the real trick was getting your shenanigans done and being back in the barracks before role call the next morning.

/Bribes with Apple Strudel always helped
 
2013-04-03 02:06:49 PM
A perfectly good story of an exemplary human being...and the people biatch about grammar.

It's important and all, but really? Is the majority of the internet failed English teachers who couldn't cut it?

Just another reason I'm all for the slaughter of people at random in an attempt to get people to latch onto what's important.

Absinthe.
 
2013-04-03 02:08:31 PM

Capo Del Bandito: A perfectly good story of an exemplary human being...and the people biatch about grammar.

It's important and all, but really? Is the majority of the internet failed English teachers who couldn't cut it?

Just another reason I'm all for the slaughter of people at random in an attempt to get people to latch onto what's important.

Absinthe.


Actually, it's a running joke to pick on the grammar. It's a thing, you know?
 
2013-04-03 02:08:55 PM
We're they grammar Nazi's?
 
2013-04-03 02:09:14 PM

FunkOut: Actually, it's a running joke to pick on the grammar. It's a thing, you know?


How's that different from anywhere else on the internet?
 
2013-04-03 02:09:57 PM

Capo Del Bandito: A perfectly good story of an exemplary human being...and the people biatch about grammar.


Punctuation, actually.
 
2013-04-03 02:12:36 PM
Ah.  Punctuation Nazis.  I see....
 
2013-04-03 02:13:19 PM

Phinn: Capo Del Bandito: A perfectly good story of an exemplary human being...and the people biatch about grammar.

Punctuation, actually.


When the CHUDs are released, I'm giving them your address.
 
2013-04-03 02:13:36 PM
Are those..... His testicles? Dear gawd, they are HUGE..
 
2013-04-03 02:13:53 PM

lake_huron: theknuckler_33: I did that before breakfast this morning.

Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!


No, you misunderstood. I was referring to butchering the English language.
 
2013-04-03 02:14:22 PM
If you don't know how to use an apostrophe, you're an illiterate dumbass. The mockery is well deserved every time.
 
2013-04-03 02:14:27 PM
here subby...fixed it for you...

If your a spy and the Nazi's capture you all you had to do was slip your handcuff's, escape your cell and trek 200 miles through snow while 900 enemy soldier's chase you. And swing from tree to tree to avoid leaving footprint's. Easy
 
2013-04-03 02:15:43 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Phinn: Capo Del Bandito: A perfectly good story of an exemplary human being...and the people biatch about grammar.

Punctuation, actually.

When the CHUDs are released, I'm giving them your address.


Their never gonna find me cause its to hard.
 
2013-04-03 02:16:33 PM
May you all get cancer of the semicolon.
 
2013-04-03 02:17:05 PM
With pic of what badass spy swinging in the trees may look like.
 
2013-04-03 02:18:44 PM
You spy, Nazi capture you, you slip handcuffs, escape cell and hike 200 miles for a Klondike bar.  900 Nazis want you bad.  Like a pimp looking for his empty handed hooker.  Things are going to get out of control.
 
2013-04-03 02:23:00 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: here subby...fixed it for you...


Needs a little work:

If your a spy; and the Nazi's capture you - all you had to do - was slip your handcuff's, e'scape your cell and trek (200 miles) (through snow) while 900 enemy soldier's chase you. And. Swing from tree, to tree, to avoid, leaving footprint's. Ea'sy
 
2013-04-03 02:24:04 PM
Is that what Kyle did? I hear the Nazis had been seeking him since 1933, wonder if they ever found him...
 
2013-04-03 02:28:28 PM

Arkanaut: Is that what Kyle did? I hear the Nazis had been seeking him since 1933, wonder if they ever found him...


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-03 02:30:13 PM
Who knew such a badass could look so much like Mr. Rogers?
 
2013-04-03 02:32:31 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Arkanaut: Is that what Kyle did? I hear the Nazis had been seeking him since 1933, wonder if they ever found him...

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Always a poignant reminder that those espousing the notion of white superiority are, almost without exception, the worst possible examples of human genetics..
 
2013-04-03 02:32:47 PM
And had he lived long enough he could have been witness to his grand daughter trying to hawk all his stuff at an Antiques Road Show. How nice of her.
 
2013-04-03 02:43:46 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Dude totally f**ked up my Christmas tree farm!
 
2013-04-03 02:47:34 PM
I disagree.  Since NAZI is not orthographically a word, but rather a acronym, the use of the 's to denote plural is acceptable.
 
2013-04-03 02:56:43 PM

Glancing Blow: I disagree.  Since NAZI is not orthographically a word, but rather a acronym, the use of the 's to denote plural is acceptable.


Incorrect. If the acronym in question is being used as a plural noun, you still don't use an apostrophe.
 
2013-04-03 02:57:13 PM
I've done that tree to tree move, It's fun when NAZI's aren't after you, but it's not easy and a friend of mine broke his arm.
 
2013-04-03 02:59:58 PM

Ambivalence: Who knew such a badass could look so much like Mr. Rogers?


I once had an english teacher in high school...during the war her worked  with OSS....no shenanigans in that class,ever
 
2013-04-03 03:00:12 PM
He leapt from tree to tree? Was he a lumberjack?
 
2013-04-03 03:11:38 PM

stevetherobot: He leapt from tree to tree? Was he a lumberjack?


I dont see many mention of wearing high heels, suspenders, and a bra.
 
2013-04-03 03:15:30 PM
www.spritestitch.com

This guy knows about swinging from tree to tree to escape Nazis.

/Obscure?
 
2013-04-03 03:22:04 PM
What about the moose?


Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
 
2013-04-03 03:26:47 PM

Ambivalence: Who knew such a badass could look so much like Mr. Rogers?


Mr. Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam.
FACT
 
2013-04-03 03:38:34 PM

Glancing Blow: I disagree.  Since NAZI is not orthographically a word, but rather an acronym, the use of the " 's" to denote plural is acceptable.


FIFY

// If you are going to try to be a grammar nazi, you need to double check your own.
 
2013-04-03 03:42:07 PM
200 miles of snow cleared pine trees.....and no one noticed?
all in all a good job
 
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