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(Celebslam)   Justin Bieber to supermodel Jourdan Dunn: "You got nice tits"   (celebslam.celebuzz.com ) divider line
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16552 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Apr 2013 at 3:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-03 11:55:49 AM  
Canadian dudes are such tools
 
2013-04-03 12:03:48 PM  
Yeah, this one time, he's not wrong
 
2013-04-03 12:11:53 PM  
She does have nice tits.
 
2013-04-03 12:15:09 PM  
[Bieber] is putting the moves on actual girls -- and not jamming Transformers action figures up his ass like every adult he's ever met predicted he would.

That sentence is a work of art.
 
2013-04-03 12:17:28 PM  

Onkel Buck: Canadian dudes are such tools


Sayeth the plus-sized yank between chews on his pull-pork burrito & bouts of flatulence.
 
2013-04-03 12:39:34 PM  
I don't know who she is, but if the pics in the article are any indication, he's not incorrect.  However, based what on a couple of pics from a couple of years ago that turn up on a GIS, those tits appear to be recent aftermarket additions.  See the smaller, non-bolt-on versions here, for example (NSFW!).
 
2013-04-03 12:49:53 PM  
He appears to be correct.
 
2013-04-03 01:40:03 PM  

oldfarthenry: pull-pork burrito


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-04-03 01:40:58 PM  
So it appears the Biebs likes bolt-ons. Real ones are better, sonny boy.
 
2013-04-03 01:41:33 PM  

flucto: oldfarthenry: pull-pork burrito

You say that like it's a bad thing.


Yeah, I'm hankering for a pulled pork burrito now.
 
2013-04-03 01:44:38 PM  
Good for him, are supermodels smart enough to process anything more complicated?
 
2013-04-03 01:48:07 PM  
This may be relevant.

/might wanna use headphones if at work
 
2013-04-03 01:48:24 PM  
I love when a record label loses control of their product.

/Can Bieber out "Lohan" Lohan? Time will tell
 
2013-04-03 01:53:13 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Yeah, I'm hankering for a pulled pork burrito now.


Hold the whipped cream though. Don't want to be too piggish.
 
2013-04-03 02:08:46 PM  
I think he meant to say you got "nicet its", Nicet being a word in his native Canada
 
2013-04-03 02:19:24 PM  

oldfarthenry: Onkel Buck: Canadian dudes are such tools

Sayeth the plus-sized yank between chews on his pull-pork burrito & bouts of flatulence.


What do you have against pulled pork, commie?
 
2013-04-03 02:19:45 PM  

Cyberluddite: I don't know who she is, but if the pics in the article are any indication, he's not incorrect.  However, based what on a couple of pics from a couple of years ago that turn up on a GIS, those tits appear to be recent aftermarket additions.  See the smaller, non-bolt-on versions here, for example (NSFW!).


Yeah... my first thought was, "No, those are god-awful fake tits".
 
2013-04-03 02:41:09 PM  
No, she doesn't.


//at least not in that picture
 
2013-04-03 02:41:14 PM  
Having examined the evidence, the Court rules in favor of Mr. Bieber. Those, in fact, ARE nice tits.

And the rest ain't bad at all.
 
2013-04-03 02:59:21 PM  

oldfarthenry: Onkel Buck: Canadian dudes are such tools

Sayeth the plus-sized yank between chews on his pull-pork burrito & bouts of flatulence.


Thank you for making my point

/I'm  6' 2" and weigh 185 libs btw.
//I grew up across the river from Sarnia my cousin married a Canadian guy, and he's a total tool.
 
2013-04-03 03:02:56 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: flucto: oldfarthenry: pull-pork burrito

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Yeah, I'm hankering for a pulled pork burrito now.


I say this otherwise wasted thread now becomes a discussion pulled pork products.
 
2013-04-03 03:05:21 PM  
This one. This one's a charmer, this one is.
 
2013-04-03 03:13:37 PM  

Gosling: This one. This one's a charmer, this one is.


The "You've got nice tits" icebreaker always gets ME laid!
 
2013-04-03 03:13:40 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: I say this otherwise wasted thread now becomes a discussion pulled pork products.


The salted pork is especially good.
 
2013-04-03 03:15:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
Bf+
2013-04-03 03:18:08 PM  
Class act...
 
2013-04-03 03:20:52 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Cyberluddite: I don't know who she is, but if the pics in the article are any indication, he's not incorrect.  However, based what on a couple of pics from a couple of years ago that turn up on a GIS, those tits appear to be recent aftermarket additions.  See the smaller, non-bolt-on versions here, for example (NSFW!).

Yeah... my first thought was, "No, those are god-awful fake tits".


A whole lot of THIS
 
2013-04-03 03:22:26 PM  

Onkel Buck: //I grew up across the river from Sarnia my cousin married a Canadian guy, and he's a total tool.


well. in fairness Sarnia is the official tool capital of Canada. They have signs on the highway saying "World's Biggest Tool - Next Exit" and everything.

I can't believe nobody has commented on how this chick's name is spelled with a "u" yet. wtf.
 
2013-04-03 03:28:29 PM  
Still can't believe that ignorant punk was defiling Selena Gomez.
 
2013-04-03 03:29:54 PM  
FTA:   Dunn said. "I kind of felt a bit awkward because he's this little boy. "

LOL.
 
2013-04-03 03:30:00 PM  
Eh, too fake looking. Also, why is she apparently cosplaying Rei Ayanami? That is clearly a take on a plugsuit.
 
2013-04-03 03:34:09 PM  

whither_apophis: I love when a record label loses control of their product.

/Can Bieber out "Lohan" Lohan? Time will tell


Hes a kid from stratford. He has not yet begun to trainwreck.

lohan is an amateur compared to small town ontario farkups
 
2013-04-03 03:34:58 PM  
For some reason I was watching Bieber interviews on YouTube today (oh, I wanted to see him cry like Letterman said he did, and the internet is a rabbit hole) and I gotta say, kid is B.O.R.I.N.G.
 
2013-04-03 03:35:40 PM  
WTFisthisshiat.jpg

We are on the verge of  Justin Beiber trifecta.  Please mods, think of humanity.


And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; .
 
2013-04-03 03:36:12 PM  
I guess you don't really need to work on being smooth when you've got that kind of life.

I think the hormones he's taking to stay boyish are starting to fark with his brain.
 
2013-04-03 03:36:21 PM  

Onkel Buck: oldfarthenry: Onkel Buck: Canadian dudes are such tools

Sayeth the plus-sized yank between chews on his pull-pork burrito & bouts of flatulence.

Thank you for making my point

/I'm  6' 2" and weigh 185 libs btw.
//I grew up across the river from Sarnia my cousin married a Canadian guy, and he's a total tool.


my condolences .
 
2013-04-03 03:37:32 PM  

Onkel Buck: I'm 6' 2" and weigh 185 libs


I find I can't eat more than 10 or 15 libs. The vegan ones anyways, they have a weird aftertaste.
 
2013-04-03 03:39:02 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
mhd
2013-04-03 03:39:48 PM  
She has one child, Riley, a boy, born 8 December 2009 in London. She had been with her boyfriend, the baby's father, for five years before he was arrested just two months after her son was born for dealing cocaine.

Stay classy, models.
 
2013-04-03 03:41:27 PM  

Kyosuke: Still can't believe that ignorant punk was defiling Selena Gomez.


Don't worry, Selena can't believe it either.
 
2013-04-03 03:42:51 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Gosling: This one. This one's a charmer, this one is.

The "You've got nice tits" icebreaker always gets ME laid!


"How about some pulled pork toots? [points to crotch]" is currently working for me.
 
2013-04-03 03:46:14 PM  

Onkel Buck: Canadian dudes are such tools


You shut your mouth.

f0.bcbits.com
 
2013-04-03 03:47:14 PM  

oldfarthenry: Onkel Buck: Canadian dudes are such tools

Sayeth the plus-sized yank between chews on his pull-pork burrito & bouts of flatulence.


Pulled pork burrito? have you ever even eaten Mexican food? Carnitas, cochinita, barbacoa, adobada, tripe, buche, as well as a few others all would have been acceptable, but pulled farking pork? You're nearly as bad as a Midwesterner.
 
2013-04-03 03:47:53 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: flucto: oldfarthenry: pull-pork burrito

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Yeah, I'm hankering for a pulled pork burrito now.


i've increased my protein...i'd just be happy to fart at this point.
 
2013-04-03 03:49:23 PM  
I say that to supermodels all the time.  They just can't hear me through the computer monitor and 8 million miles of internet.
 
2013-04-03 03:55:37 PM  
Justin Beiber needs a pecker slap
 
2013-04-03 03:57:09 PM  
It's pretty farked up a VS super model has more sense than this kid.  Just calls him a little boy and is done with it.
 
2013-04-03 03:59:51 PM  
If you're going to dress them up like a pair of disco balls don't complain when they attract attention.

/Nice tits
//Can I shiat on them?
 
2013-04-03 04:01:35 PM  
As a Canadian, and a Male, I concur with the kid.
 
2013-04-03 04:04:53 PM  

wildcardjack: If you're going to dress them up like a pair of disco balls don't complain when they attract attention.

/Nice tits
//Can I shiat on them?


i223.photobucket.com
 
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