Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADOThis is the unedited letter he almost sent.
letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years2. Drink microbrewery beer3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records5. Read books at Starbucks6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.Nope.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFWI give up. Yeast infection?
nocturnal001: heh, I get the feeling that many of them (not all, some are genuine in their preference) think they like small boobs, but they really just don't know what small boobs are because they don't get how sizing works.
OgreMagi: I had a girlfriend with a boob job who liked to walk around the house naked. Because I am not gay, I encouraged that behavior.Also, from personal experience, women who had boob jobs just LOVE showing them off.
nocturnal001: Always odd that Fark is the place where all the people who hate fake boobs congregate. Not just prefer real ones, but hate fakes with some sort of passion.Any real boob is better than any fake? I guess you guys have never seen good fakes or bad real ones.
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