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2013-04-03 01:30:39 PM  
www.fugly.com
 
2013-04-03 01:32:31 PM  
Pics or it never happened
 
2013-04-03 01:35:44 PM  
DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.

She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO


This is the unedited letter he almost sent.
 
2013-04-03 01:43:11 PM  
I read that in my paper today and the part that stuck out to me was " Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off "
 
2013-04-03 01:43:49 PM  
 
2013-04-03 01:43:52 PM  
there comes a point when their size makes them resemble the shaking love handles of a fat man though.
 
2013-04-03 01:44:23 PM  
If Dear Abby comes to your house to answer your question, double tap to the head
 
2013-04-03 01:44:25 PM  
no
 
2013-04-03 01:44:52 PM  

Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.

She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO

This is the unedited letter he almost sent.


You have superior skills at reading between the lines, sir.
 
2013-04-03 01:45:06 PM  
implants suck
 
2013-04-03 01:45:15 PM  
How big? Double-Ds? Fs? Js? Were they built for speed or comfort? Gonna need some pics.
 
2013-04-03 01:45:39 PM  
Fake tits almost always look better in clothes than out of them. And unless you are a cancer survivor it screams insecure attention whore - stay far,far away.
 
2013-04-03 01:46:12 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-04-03 01:46:39 PM  
I dunno, implants are pretty gross.
 
2013-04-03 01:46:42 PM  
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 01:47:01 PM  

Girion47: implants suck


Cool! I'll take three please!
 
2013-04-03 01:47:20 PM  
So if I prefer natural boobs in whatever size to bolt on large implants that means I'm gay?

The more you know...
 
2013-04-03 01:48:03 PM  
FAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE

/ 1. Are you sure you have a girlfriend?

2. Is there a easily questioned third party that has observed you two together?

3. Can you prove that this third party exists?
 
2013-04-03 01:48:28 PM  
Look great, feel like shiat.
 
2013-04-03 01:48:30 PM  
Well, crap.  There just went my lunch hour.
 
2013-04-03 01:48:55 PM  

Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.

She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO

This is the unedited letter he almost sent.


Let he who has not seen a horrifically bad boob job cast the first implant.
 
2013-04-03 01:49:36 PM  

under a mountain: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 758x885]


Thank you.
 
2013-04-03 01:49:38 PM  
She's like, "Tell your girlfriend you like smaller tits and to get smaller implants."

... he said he finds them a turn-off.  He didn't say he found big tits a turn-off.  Maybe he meant he finds fake tits a turn-off and you should have kept your real boobs, because fark.  What is wrong with women anyway?  Fake tits?  When I squeeze them you don't feel shiat, that's so pointless.
 
2013-04-03 01:49:39 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I dunno, implants are pretty gross.


They're gross, but in the same way that one of those "death by chocolate" desserts is gross. There's like eight forms of chocolate in it, and it's overly sweet and far too rich. But you know goddamn well you're going to plow into it regardless and experience it to its unwholesome fullness. Sometimes, pretty gross is just what you need.
 
2013-04-03 01:49:40 PM  
Fyi:

Large natural > small natural > small fake > completely flat > large fake
 
2013-04-03 01:49:48 PM  
He has the gay.
 
2013-04-03 01:49:50 PM  
 
2013-04-03 01:49:55 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 01:50:03 PM  
I'm not writing a letter to Dear Abby, but when I see implants while doing program research on Cinemax, I only notice the scars and the perfect spheres that stand directly outwards, unaffected by gravity.
 
2013-04-03 01:50:09 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.

She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO

This is the unedited letter he almost sent.

Let he who has not seen a horrifically bad boob job cast the first implant.


http://www.heavy.com/comedy/celebrities/2010/02/the-20-worst-boob-jo bs /  NSFW probably... def not safe for lunch
 
2013-04-03 01:50:47 PM  

drewogatory: Fake tits almost always look better in clothes than out of them. And unless you are a cancer survivor it screams insecure attention whore - stay far,far away.


Two instant "will-not-date" requirements for me: 1. She's a smoker. 2. She's got implants.

They don't feel right, look right, jiggle right, and about half the time, there's very gross scarring.
 
2013-04-03 01:51:17 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 01:51:19 PM  

under a mountain: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 758x885]


See, natural IS better.
 
2013-04-03 01:51:26 PM  
I'm with this dude.  Fake boobs look better in clothes, real boobs look better out of clothes.  I'd take small real ones over big fake ones any day.

Boobs are great.  Half spheres of silicone with oddly placed nipples on them aren't.
 
2013-04-03 01:52:29 PM  
So, silicone (or saline) implants are "fake" when a woman gets them. But, let a guy get them, along with other "fake" parts, and suddenly, he becomes a "real" woman.

Very interesting.
 
2013-04-03 01:52:44 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 01:53:47 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 01:54:15 PM  
Put me in the "implants, no thanks" group.
 
2013-04-03 01:54:33 PM  
perhaps someone can post a comparison. you know, for science.
 
2013-04-03 01:54:50 PM  
"Dear Abby, my girlfriend got me to pay for basketballs to be implanted into her chest. Her nipples now resemble pancakes run over by a tanker truck, and skin is starting to rip. I am afraid they will suddenly pop off and explod on the floor like two alien blanc manges before she can take off with the tribal tattooed gym douchebag of her dreams."
 
2013-04-03 01:54:51 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 01:55:20 PM  
Some men are turned on by big bags of saltwater or silicone, some aren't.
 
2013-04-03 01:55:50 PM  
It's all fake. I hate my girlfriends tits! I'm gay and want to move to the US! It 2013 and I know nothing about the tattoo craze that started over 20 years ago!

What's this internet? Where's the onion on my belt???
 
2013-04-03 01:56:21 PM  
You can tell if someone never was good with the ladies by their obsession with boobs. Boobs are an afterthought, but look at Fark.... A chick can be 200 pounds, but have watermelon saggy boobs, and be a goddess..

A trim, healthy body beats floppy boobs attached to a potato any day.
 
2013-04-03 01:56:46 PM  
I have no sympathy for this guy.
 
2013-04-03 01:57:19 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]


The label on the boxing bag is artfully cropped.
 
2013-04-03 01:58:00 PM  
farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually
 
2013-04-03 01:58:29 PM  
I find that the smaller ones are more fun. The ex has triple g's, and that is just to much. another ex had b's, if she was lucky. The smaller ones are more sensitive, overall, and I never thought I was going to drown when she was on top. The back problems for the large-bosomed ex were starting to kick in, while the smaller chested gf had energy to burn.

/except for the age difference, I'd still be with the flat-chested woman
//we could talk for hours, ignoring the powered of TV
///should have kept that one. dammit.
 
2013-04-03 01:58:44 PM  
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2013-04-03 01:59:16 PM  
Always odd that Fark is the place where all the people who hate fake boobs congregate.  Not just prefer real ones, but hate fakes with some sort of passion.

Any real boob is better than any fake?  I guess you guys have never seen good fakes or bad real ones.
 
2013-04-03 01:59:20 PM  
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2013-04-03 01:59:31 PM  

MrSteve007: drewogatory: Fake tits almost always look better in clothes than out of them. And unless you are a cancer survivor it screams insecure attention whore - stay far,far away.

Two instant "will-not-date" requirements for me: 1. She's a smoker. 2. She's got implants.

They don't feel right, look right, jiggle right, and about half the time, there's very gross scarring.


If she smokes she pokes.
 
2013-04-03 01:59:37 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


I would be glad to take you out, and pay you all of my attention.
 
2013-04-03 01:59:39 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 01:59:40 PM  
She walks around the house bare-chested

Anyone got an address?
 
2013-04-03 02:00:08 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:00:36 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 02:00:50 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:00:51 PM  
real or fake? (SFW gif)
here's another

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:01:07 PM  
Love the "If you don't drool over silicone hemispheres that look terrible, barely move, and stand up like oranges were stuffed into them, then you're a flaming queer!" mentality.

I'm sorry, I like NATURAL breasts. Ones that look and move and feel like breasts should, not like bags of gelatin minerals that stretch flesh and prevent movement.
 
2013-04-03 02:01:23 PM  
I'm pretty sure, fake boobs or not, if you've been lying to your girlfriend about your attraction to her for five years, you probably have larger issues.
 
2013-04-03 02:01:28 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:01:43 PM  
CleanAndPure:

Large natural > small natural > small fake > completely flat > large fake

You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.  

media.sdreader.com
 
2013-04-03 02:01:48 PM  

lobotomy survivor: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]

The label on the boxing bag is artfully cropped.


Yes, well done.
 
2013-04-03 02:02:03 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:02:27 PM  

Silly Jesus: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]


Dude. That is not appreciated.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img109.imageshack.us image 499x940]


This is how it is done.
 
2013-04-03 02:03:25 PM  
Meh, my ex had naturally massive breasts, and I have to agree for the most part - they were a turn off.

Granted, they were so big that they caused her pain to be topless, so she walked around bottomless instead.  I was as happy as a clam.  er....
 
2013-04-03 02:03:36 PM  
I'm using this post as a bookmark because I enjoy reading the intelligent online debate regarding natural vs. augmented breasts and wish to return later.  BIE EIP
 
2013-04-03 02:03:37 PM  
Not a bookmark.
 
2013-04-03 02:03:42 PM  
ty BravoTwo - that was kind and made for a smile -
 
2013-04-03 02:03:44 PM  
Actually, yes, you do have a penis, you're just not attracted to Tupperware. It's not right, it's not wrong. To each his own.

*Cough* homo.
 
2MS
2013-04-03 02:03:51 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Don't be insecure. Be your real self and have fun. As has been pointed out above, fakes usually look great in clothes, but in IMO reals are more sensitive and fun.
/first wife was A cup---and wonderful
//other wife was b natural, and upped to DD fake---terrible.
///the choices we make....
 
2013-04-03 02:04:18 PM  
My wife has a beautiful looking pair of B-cups. Although my son did a number on them during his infancy, I still do not skip the chance to latch onto them like a lamprey. She wants to get the surgery done and I am loosing the fight. I hope she reconsiders, I love em natural.
 
2013-04-03 02:04:28 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Continue not caring. B cups can be great. Be happy with them. If your date is staring at your friend's chest all night, the problem isn't with you.
 
2013-04-03 02:04:59 PM  

drewogatory: Fake tits almost always look better in clothes than out of them.


This.

The letter writer is out of his farking mind if he thinks telling her he doesn't like them will lead to anything but a messy break-up or a violent assault.

He should tell her he's turned on by costumes or lingerie or something else that minimizes or masks the alien implant cleavage.
 
2013-04-03 02:05:05 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-03 02:05:12 PM  
I'm pretty sure i wouldn't mind tits.  In fact, tits are great.  All kinds of tits.  Doesn't matter.  Big tits, little tits, floppy tits, perky tits, hell even back tits if the nipples are drawn on properly.  You really just can't go wrong with tits.  I mean really, who doesn't love a nice pair of Bazooms,Beacons, Beanbags, Bebops, Betty Boops, Big Boppers, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bombers, Bombshells, Bon Bons, Bongos, Bonkers, Boobers, Boobies, Boobs, Boops, Bops, Bosom, Boulders, Bouncers, Bra Buddies, Bra Stuffers, Breasts, Bronskis, Bubbas, Bubbies, Buds, Bulbs, Bulges, Bullets, Bumpers, Bumps, Bust, Busters, Busties, Butterballs, Buttons, Caboodles, Cams, Cannon Balls, Cantaloupes, Carumbas, Cha-chas, Charlies, Chihuahuas, Chimichongas, Chiquitas, Coconuts, Congas, Corkers, Cream Pies, Cuhuangas, Cupcakes, Dingers, Dinghies, Dingos, Dirigibles, Doorknobs, Doozies, Double-Whammies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs, Eclairs, Eggplants, Enchiladas, Flapjacks, Flappers, Flesh Bulbs, Fog Lights, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gagas, Garbos, Gazingas, Gazongas, Glands, Globes, Globlets, Gob Stoppers, Gongas, Goombas, Grapefruits, Grillwork, Guavas, Gum Drops, Hand Warmers, Handsets, Head Lamps, Headers, Headlights, Headphones, Headsets, Hefties, Heifers, Hemispheres, Hills, Hindenburgs, Honeydews, Honkers, Hood-Ornaments, Hoohas, Hooters, Hot Cakes, Hottentots, Howitzers, Hubcaps, Huffies, Humdingers, Hush Puppies, ICBMS, Jawbreakers, Jemimas, Jibs, Jobbers, Jugs, Jukes, Jumbos, Kabukis, Kalamazoos, Kazongas, Kazoos, Knobbers, Knockers, Kongas, Kumquats, Lactoids, Lip Fodder, LLamas, Loaves, LobLollies, Love Mellons, Love Muffins, LuLus, Macaroons, Mammaries, Mammies, Mams, Mangos, Marangos, Maraschinos, Marimbas, Mau Maus, Mausers, Meat Loaves, Meatballs, Melons, Milk Cans, Milk Fountains, Milk Shakes, Mmbos, Molehills, Mommas, Mondos, Montain Peaks, Montezumas, Moo Moos, Mother Lodes, Mounds, Muchachas, Muffins, Mulligans, Mushmellons, Nancies, Nectarines, Niblets, Nibs, Nippers, Nippies, Nippleoons, Nippleos, Nips, Nodes, Nodules, Noogies, Nose Cones, Oboes, Oompas, Orbs Apples, Ottomans Balboas, Padding Balloons, Pagodas Bangers, Pair Bangles, Palookas Bassoons, Peaches, Peaks, Pears, Pects, Peepers, Pillows, Pips, Plums, Pointer-Sisters, Points, Pokers, Polygons, Pompoms, Pontoons, Potatoes, PT Boats, Pumpkins, Rangoons, Rib Cushions, Sandbags, Satellites, Scones, Scoops, Set, Shakers, Shebas, Shermans, Shimmies, Silos, Skin Sacks, Skooners, Smoothies, Snuggle Pups, Spark Plugs, Specials, Spheres, Spongecakes, Spuds, Stacks, Stuffing Casabas, Sugar Plums, Sweater Meat, Sweater Puffs, Sweet Rolls, Tahitis, Tamales, Tartugas, Tatas, Tattlers, Teats, Tetons, Thangs, Thingumajigs, Tidbits, Titbits, Tits, Titters Domes, Titties Doodads, Tom-Toms, Tomatoes, Torpedoes, Tortillas, Totos Dugs, Twangers, Tweakers, Tweeters, Twin Peaks, Twofers, Tympanies, U-Boats, Umlauts, Wahwahs, Zeppelins, Zingers
 
2013-04-03 02:05:18 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural
Access
 
2013-04-03 02:05:39 PM  
www.trollmania.org
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i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:05:45 PM  
what are you going to complain about next, all the money you spend on peroxide and fake tanner you spend on her too?

/totally
 
2013-04-03 02:06:30 PM  
He should wake around nude with one of those giant plastic dicks that cover your dick for about a week and see what she say.
/I rather for her to have good head and sex than big tits and a big arse
 
2013-04-03 02:06:43 PM  

95629: I'm with this dude.  Fake boobs look better in clothes, real boobs look better out of clothes.  I'd take small real ones over big fake ones any day.

Boobs are great.  Half spheres of silicone with oddly placed nipples on them aren't.


Look, this guy met her after they were put in. He met her with after market add ons. She feels good enough about herself to let em out. That's on him.

But I have known women who had offsetting sizes and felt awful about themselves. Getting those fixed would have been a wonderous and momentous moment in their lives. I don't blame her for doing what she is doing.
 
2013-04-03 02:07:14 PM  
Are there actually women who don't go topless at home?
 
2013-04-03 02:07:49 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:08:00 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Oh, and you'll have to post pics so we can assuage you of your insecurity
 
2013-04-03 02:08:02 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers



I think you'll find most guys who are old enough to drive prefer real breasts of any size to fake breasts of any size.

/my wife's are big and real
//so are mine
 
2013-04-03 02:08:57 PM  

nocturnal001: Always odd that Fark is the place where all the people who hate fake boobs congregate.  Not just prefer real ones, but hate fakes with some sort of passion.

Any real boob is better than any fake?  I guess you guys have never seen good fakes or bad real ones.

There are plenty of posts above that seem like most would love fake boobs
 
2013-04-03 02:09:13 PM  

nocturnal001: Always odd that Fark is the place where all the people who hate fake boobs congregate.  Not just prefer real ones, but hate fakes with some sort of passion.

Any real boob is better than any fake?  I guess you guys have never seen good fakes or bad real ones.


My rule is that they are real if you can touch them.
 
2013-04-03 02:09:40 PM  
i like teh boobies
 
2013-04-03 02:09:47 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:10:24 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:10:30 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img837.imageshack.us image 720x960]


Is that one real?

/good job, btw
 
2013-04-03 02:10:39 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


I think you're taking the wrong angle here.  I much prefer real breasts, and I've been out on a double date where one of the girls seriously looked like a real life barbie doll, fake breasts included.  Yes, half of the group couldn't stop staring (myself included) at one quarter of the group, but it's not because her fakes "outshine" real breasts.  It's because the girl liked to show them off, which meant perking them up with a bra and showing them off with a tiny tight dress.  They're just farking out there and seriously hard to ignore.  You could do the same thing with B cup real breasts if you wanted to.

Don't skip the dinner party because she will outshine you.  Skip the dinner party because it doesn't seem like it would be fun.  I think my date still had fun when I went on the double date.  I mean there were actual attempts at non-breast centric conversation.
 
2013-04-03 02:10:50 PM  
Add me to the list of guys who hate implants.

They look awful.
 
2013-04-03 02:10:59 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:11:15 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 02:11:24 PM  
Horrible fakes are worse than no tits at all.
 
2013-04-03 02:11:55 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:12:08 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Ignore it.

Some women look great with big boobs.  Some look great with small boobs.  I've seen body shapes I wouldn't like with bigger boobs.  I've seen body shapes that would be amazing either way.  I've seen girls that could be better if their tits were bigger, or smaller; going and messing with it by pulling out the power tools still seems stupid.

Yeah, I don't like your tits.  But whatever.  It's a woman, not a sandwich.
 
2013-04-03 02:12:12 PM  

nocturnal001: Any real boob is better than any fake?


No.

Generally speaking, soda with sugar or HFCS tastes better than soda with phenylalanine and aspartame, but Diet Coke is obviously going to taste better than a naturally-sweetened, feces-based beverage.
 
2013-04-03 02:12:28 PM  
I had a girlfriend with a boob job who liked to walk around the house naked.  Because I am not gay, I encouraged that behavior.

Also, from personal experience, women who had boob jobs just LOVE showing them off.
 
2013-04-03 02:12:41 PM  

Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.

She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO

This is the unedited letter he almost sent.


http://mrssatan.blogspot.com/2007/10/john-wayne-gacy-was-democrat.ht ml
 
2013-04-03 02:12:45 PM  

Snort: Look great, feel like shiat.


This. My gals got 'em but I love her so I deal with it.
There are far worse things than this.
They do look awesome though :)
 
2013-04-03 02:12:46 PM  
img27.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:13:22 PM  
img855.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:13:25 PM  
Let me add a bit of color to this thread i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 02:13:27 PM  
I see the Itty Bitty Titty Pity Committee is here.
 
2013-04-03 02:13:57 PM  
img9.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:14:30 PM  
"from: NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO"

Um, I will gladly take her phone number please, I am not a hater of big fake boobies.
 
2013-04-03 02:14:33 PM  
img21.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:15:04 PM  
My room mate walks around with his huge nuts hanging out; farking disgusting
 
2013-04-03 02:15:08 PM  
Luckily my wife has natural d's. your argument is invalid.

Fake tits are good if you had one lopped off or were flat as a board. Otherwise, the sensations you get and the reactions they illicit are much more valuable.

I wish more women weren't insecure dopes
 
2013-04-03 02:15:11 PM  
img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:15:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 02:15:16 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

Throw a couple of nipples on those, and you can take her dancing.
 
2013-04-03 02:15:28 PM  
Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
 
2013-04-03 02:15:45 PM  
Count me a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Fan Club, or maybe not that small but not huge either. I once knew a woman who was an otherwise very pretty, petite lady but opted to get really large (like 38DD) bolt-ons. She looked like a caricature or cartoon image of a freakin' Barbie doll, and faintly ridiculous at that. I wouldn't call her an attention whore because she was a cancer survivor and had more or less lost her natural bust. But damn! I wish she'd have chosen getting a smaller cup size for the implants. Also, one of the implants broke open and began leaking inside of her, causing all kinds of health problems. She was a smoking hottie in many ways, but had a bad tendency to complain all the time, and a penchant for tattoos that also left me cold.

\much prefer my current, clean-limbed 34B GF. She's even sane and as good company out of bed as well as in.
 
2013-04-03 02:15:54 PM  
img27.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:16:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
That seems about right
 
2013-04-03 02:16:05 PM  
Fake boobs are nasty.  They feel artificial when you squeeze 'em and the just look weird.

Of course, there are plenty of weird natural boobs but...
 
2013-04-03 02:16:07 PM  
i34.photobucket.com

They're LIES!
 
2013-04-03 02:16:14 PM  
^^^

The above nipples were created in PS, and are not real.
 
2013-04-03 02:16:36 PM  
Dated a gal with enormous real tits.  Looked absolutely *phenomenal* in a bra.  Once the the bra dropped...

GRAVITY

/never experienced fake set, would love to compare (for scientific reasons)
//any takers?
 
2013-04-03 02:16:51 PM  
 
2013-04-03 02:17:03 PM  
Nadie_AZ:
But I have known women who had offsetting sizes and felt awful about themselves. Getting those fixed would have been a wonderous and momentous moment in their lives. I don't blame her for doing what she is doing.

There is a nude model named Shay Laren with some big, lopsided natural breasts.  I couldn't care less about her lack of symmetry.  In fact I'd love to study the matter up close.

/link that Vince Vaughn motorboating GIF.
 
2013-04-03 02:17:06 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


That sound you hear is the hit counter on your profile page going round and round :)
 
2013-04-03 02:17:27 PM  
img593.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:17:41 PM  
I think the real point is that she got the implants before they met. He knew what he was getting.... He should be happy with what attracted him in the first place and STFU. Expecting her to change (surgically, no less) is ridiculous.

/Counter-point
 
2013-04-03 02:17:42 PM  
banned on the run - no bie - but i snarfed at the request, ;)

lennavan - oh, i am aware of the "look at these" syndrome, she is a friend - "non-breast centric conversation" ftw since i can't show leg at the table with any class

thank you, farkers - much appreciation!
 
2013-04-03 02:18:07 PM  
img14.imageshack.us
 
2MS
2013-04-03 02:18:49 PM  
t1.gstatic.com t3.gstatic.com
I find the wrinkles a little distracting, but it is possible to have a decent job.
Seems that we see a lot more bad ones, because some women attempt to do much more than is practical.
 
2013-04-03 02:19:04 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1285]
[i.imgur.com image 450x675]
[i.imgur.com image 478x621]
That seems about right


I don't know what it is about women and braids, but oh man.
 
2013-04-03 02:19:10 PM  
This is not a bookmark.
 
2013-04-03 02:20:36 PM  
You can really tell who in this thread has been with a real woman, and who has just tossed it to pron..
 
2013-04-03 02:21:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img585.imageshack.us image 524x700]


This.
 
2013-04-03 02:21:04 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Luckily my wife has natural d's. your argument is invalid.

Fake tits are good if you had one lopped off or were flat as a board. Otherwise, the sensations you get and the reactions they illicit are much more valuable.

I wish more women weren't insecure dopes


Some women are with assholes who say things like "My boner would last longer if you got implants, babe." and they believe them. Plus there is an issue where breasts all seem to be categorised as large or small, with no in between. There's a lot of women who think unless they hit the D mark, theirs are small and inferior. It convinces women with 34C breasts they are flat as a board. C is medium and very proportional in most cases.
 
2013-04-03 02:21:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 02:21:44 PM  

OgreMagi: I had a girlfriend with a boob job who liked to walk around the house naked.  Because I am not gay, I encouraged that behavior.

Also, from personal experience, women who had boob jobs just LOVE showing them off.


This.
A friend of Mrs. Banned had recently gotten implants and was going to take her into the bathroom to show them off.  She turns to me and the wife and asks if I want to see them too.  I could not have been more uncomfortable if you took a car battery to my nipples.
 
2013-04-03 02:22:15 PM  
Looks like I'll have to come back to this thread later tonight...
 
2013-04-03 02:22:19 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 02:22:30 PM  

buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.


Nope.
 
2013-04-03 02:23:38 PM  
Pair of boobies, different sizes and not even ...


ibc.lynxeds.com
 
2013-04-03 02:24:39 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Are you going to NO ? I owe you a beer!
 
2013-04-03 02:25:06 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1285]
[i.imgur.com image 450x675]
[i.imgur.com image 478x621]
That seems about right


SCHWIIIIING!!
 
2013-04-03 02:25:36 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

I think these are after she got implants
 
2013-04-03 02:25:40 PM  
img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:25:44 PM  
 
2013-04-03 02:26:01 PM  
Yes dude, you most likely have a penis. But, lookee here. You're a butt pirate and should probably be dating someone with the same equipment as you.

/gf has nice big ole titties
//boobie thread for hump day
 
2013-04-03 02:26:16 PM  
img9.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:26:52 PM  
img547.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:27:29 PM  
img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:27:34 PM  
BIE
EIP!
 
2013-04-03 02:27:34 PM  

2MS: [t1.gstatic.com image 174x289] [t3.gstatic.com image 304x166]
I find the wrinkles a little distracting, but it is possible to have a decent job.
Seems that we see a lot more bad ones, because some women attempt to do much more than is practical.


Some examples:

Tara Reid: Bad. Big scars right up front.
Jenny McCarthy: Good.  They looked natural during her Playboy photo shoot days.  Still looking pretty good now.
 
2013-04-03 02:28:24 PM  
img716.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:28:52 PM  
Yuck, you guys are ruining this thread with all these boobs.  Would not penis, obviously those are fakes.  Gross.

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


heh, I get the feeling that many of them (not all, some are genuine in their preference) think they like small boobs, but they really just don't know what small boobs are because they don't get how sizing works.
 
2013-04-03 02:29:01 PM  
img545.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:29:13 PM  

DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFW


I give up. Yeast infection?
 
2013-04-03 02:30:02 PM  

nocturnal001: heh, I get the feeling that many of them (not all, some are genuine in their preference) think they like small boobs, but they really just don't know what small boobs are because they don't get how sizing works.


Or they just take in to much anime and think that DD is normal

img46.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:30:15 PM  

MrSteve007: drewogatory: Fake tits almost always look better in clothes than out of them. And unless you are a cancer survivor it screams insecure attention whore - stay far,far away.

Two instant "will-not-date" requirements for me: 1. She's a smoker. 2. She's got implants.

They don't feel right, look right, jiggle right, and about half the time, there's very gross scarring.


Sharp knees / below your standards?
 
2013-04-03 02:30:33 PM  
Wendy's Chili: Diet Coke is obviously going to taste better than a naturally-sweetened, feces-based beverage.

I have only tried the former, but I would have to actually try the latter before I believe this.
 
2013-04-03 02:30:37 PM  
img9.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:30:43 PM  
Banned on the Run for President '16!! You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2013-04-03 02:30:54 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFW

I give up. Yeast infection?


Tipped uterus?
 
2013-04-03 02:31:00 PM  
Yesterday was topless Tuesday in my apartment, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2013-04-03 02:31:18 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Are you more interested in guys who like looks, or guys who like intelligence? I know which I like. Be sharply worded, and I'd pay more attention to you.
 
2013-04-03 02:31:26 PM  

Void_Beavis: Sharp knees / below your standards?


all he cares about is tits and everything else doesn't matter?

img594.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:32:01 PM  
img201.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:32:17 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]


I'm sorry, but as a female with naturally large breasts, those just look painful.

Pushed WAAAY too high, too out, too everything. Ouch.
 
2013-04-03 02:32:36 PM  
img442.imageshack.us
 
2MS
2013-04-03 02:33:16 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
t0.gstatic.com
t2.gstatic.com
t3.gstatic.com
Small or large...I'm undecided
 
2013-04-03 02:33:38 PM  
img189.imageshack.us
She says that they are real
 
2013-04-03 02:33:42 PM  
Banned on the Run:

Ok I lmao at the punching bag.

/what is this "subtlety" you speak of?
 
2013-04-03 02:34:12 PM  
What a nice looking set of fakes may look like.

Maybe NSFW? I think it is safe, but not 100% of the work safe standard here.

http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/12/34536/77075.jpg
 
2013-04-03 02:34:28 PM  
Real or not?   NSFW

Correct answer: Doesn't matter!
 
2013-04-03 02:34:59 PM  
Peoples, obviously the April 1 copy was swapped with the April 3 copy.
 
2013-04-03 02:35:06 PM  
Lollipop165: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]

I'm sorry, but as a female with naturally large breasts...


Go on...
 
2013-04-03 02:35:34 PM  
images.fineartamerica.com
 
2013-04-03 02:35:39 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


seriously... If the guy you are with is concentrating on another girl with fake tits on your double date, why are you allowing him a chance at continuing his gene pool?

Unless it's really just your insecurity, you really shouldn't stand for a guy treating you this way. It's not going to get better, he's just going to cheat on you eventually (if he's actually doing this).

Cut him off now and find someone who can't take their eyes off *you*.
 
2013-04-03 02:35:46 PM  
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2013-04-03 02:36:24 PM  

havocmike: You can really tell who in this thread has been with a real woman, and who has just tossed it to pron..


Not really.

I've been with a real woman, but still don't know what the hell I'm talking about.  After a few goes I started practicing avoidance because the experience is terrifying and I have no friggin' clue what I'm doing and too much social pressure.
 
2013-04-03 02:36:41 PM  

steve_wmn: 2MS: [t1.gstatic.com image 174x289] [t3.gstatic.com image 304x166]
I find the wrinkles a little distracting, but it is possible to have a decent job.
Seems that we see a lot more bad ones, because some women attempt to do much more than is practical.

Some examples:

Tara Reid: Bad. Big scars right up front.
Jenny McCarthy: Good.  They looked natural during her Playboy photo shoot days.  Still looking pretty good now.


Brooke Burke had a pretty good boob job.

Mmm Petra Verkaik.
 
2013-04-03 02:37:14 PM  
img845.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:38:10 PM  
ITT: we ponder over an advice column written by someone with no qualifications.

Regarding boobs, of course real is better. Plastic looks and feels plastic, plus you wonder what's so screwed up about the woman that she hates herself and its trying to fake it with hair dye, silicon and charm school tricks.
 
2013-04-03 02:39:06 PM  
Obligatory:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-03 02:39:11 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus for the win!
 
2013-04-03 02:39:32 PM  

Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.


You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.
 
2013-04-03 02:40:14 PM  
img40.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:41:12 PM  
img703.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:41:14 PM  
YOURE GODDAM RIGHT THIS IS A BOOKMARK
 
2013-04-03 02:42:08 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:42:23 PM  
img822.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:42:31 PM  

ferretman: The Stealth Hippopotamus for the win!


I'm inclined to agree.
 
2013-04-03 02:43:46 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:44:07 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img585.imageshack.us image 524x700]


I will give you a blank check for you to fill in if you can have this woman bathed and sent to my chambers.
 
2013-04-03 02:44:37 PM  
img202.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:44:43 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:45:13 PM  
gabrielmot - no, no - i am less insecure than the person with the plastic - the point was, it can be off-putting when someone has made efforts to suck the attention out of the room (for better or worse)
                   i'm okay with my date - he has a brain
 
2013-04-03 02:45:30 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]


"TIT box"
 
2013-04-03 02:45:59 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:46:07 PM  
img401.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:46:32 PM  
i1076.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:46:39 PM  

parasol: farkette here
keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers


Not to sound entirely blatant, but I'm gonna say "Feel free to provide .JPEG encouragement".

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

If they're that big to distract from a perky, natural, bouncy...<drool>...Lemme rephrase.
Don't worry about it.  You'll be fine.  Really.  I'll be in my bunk, etc..

B cup - don't care, usually

Look, if it comes down to a wet t-shirt competition at the dinner party, well, ok, you *may* come in second.

/but *everybody* is a winner if that happens.
 
2013-04-03 02:46:50 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.

She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO

This is the unedited letter he almost sent.

Let he who has not seen a horrifically bad boob job cast the first implant.


I saw a north south job once.... one nipple looked north the other looked south.


/it still haunts me
//pay for quality girls
///your boobs are important to us
 
2013-04-03 02:46:54 PM  
img839.imageshack.us
 
2MS
2013-04-03 02:47:00 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
t3.gstatic.com
t3.gstatic.com
t0.gstatic.com
Just to show that I'm not racist
 
2013-04-03 02:47:29 PM  
img811.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:47:32 PM  
 
2013-04-03 02:47:35 PM  
"Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants."

This is the same guy who sends dinner back to the kitchen because the presentation isn't right.

"I have known men to fall in love by light so dim they would not choose a suit by it."
 
2013-04-03 02:48:06 PM  
img4.imageshack.us

SUPER TITS!
 
2013-04-03 02:48:21 PM  

jfivealive: I'm pretty sure i wouldn't mind tits.  In fact, tits are great.  All kinds of tits.  Doesn't matter.  Big tits, little tits, floppy tits, perky tits, hell even back tits if the nipples are drawn on properly.  You really just can't go wrong with tits.  I mean really, who doesn't love a nice pair of Bazooms,Beacons, Beanbags, Bebops, Betty Boops, Big Boppers, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bombers, Bombshells, Bon Bons, Bongos, Bonkers, Boobers, Boobies, Boobs, Boops, Bops, Bosom, Boulders, Bouncers, Bra Buddies, Bra Stuffers, Breasts, Bronskis, Bubbas, Bubbies, Buds, Bulbs, Bulges, Bullets, Bumpers, Bumps, Bust, Busters, Busties, Butterballs, Buttons, Caboodles, Cams, Cannon Balls, Cantaloupes, Carumbas, Cha-chas, Charlies, Chihuahuas, Chimichongas, Chiquitas, Coconuts, Congas, Corkers, Cream Pies, Cuhuangas, Cupcakes, Dingers, Dinghies, Dingos, Dirigibles, Doorknobs, Doozies, Double-Whammies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs, Eclairs, Eggplants, Enchiladas, Flapjacks, Flappers, Flesh Bulbs, Fog Lights, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gagas, Garbos, Gazingas, Gazongas, Glands, Globes, Globlets, Gob Stoppers, Gongas, Goombas, Grapefruits, Grillwork, Guavas, Gum Drops, Hand Warmers, Handsets, Head Lamps, Headers, Headlights, Headphones, Headsets, Hefties, Heifers, Hemispheres, Hills, Hindenburgs, Honeydews, Honkers, Hood-Ornaments, Hoohas, Hooters, Hot Cakes, Hottentots, Howitzers, Hubcaps, Huffies, Humdingers, Hush Puppies, ICBMS, Jawbreakers, Jemimas, Jibs, Jobbers, Jugs, Jukes, Jumbos, Kabukis, Kalamazoos, Kazongas, Kazoos, Knobbers, Knockers, Kongas, Kumquats, Lactoids, Lip Fodder, LLamas, Loaves, LobLollies, Love Mellons, Love Muffins, LuLus, Macaroons, Mammaries, Mammies, Mams, Mangos, Marangos, Maraschinos, Marimbas, Mau Maus, Mausers, Meat Loaves, Meatballs, Melons, Milk Cans, Milk Fountains, Milk Shakes, Mmbos, Molehills, Mommas, Mondos, Montain Peaks, Montezumas, Moo Moos, Mother Lodes, Mounds, Muchachas, Muffins, Mulligans, Mushmellons, Nancies, Nectarines, Niblets, Nibs, Nippers, Nippies, Nippleoons, Nippleos, Nips, Nodes, Nodules, Noogies, Nose Cones, Oboes, Oompas, Orbs Apples, Ottomans Balboas, Padding Balloons, Pagodas Bangers, Pair Bangles, Palookas Bassoons, Peaches, Peaks, Pears, Pects, Peepers, Pillows, Pips, Plums, Pointer-Sisters, Points, Pokers, Polygons, Pompoms, Pontoons, Potatoes, PT Boats, Pumpkins, Rangoons, Rib Cushions, Sandbags, Satellites, Scones, Scoops, Set, Shakers, Shebas, Shermans, Shimmies, Silos, Skin Sacks, Skooners, Smoothies, Snuggle Pups, Spark Plugs, Specials, Spheres, Spongecakes, Spuds, Stacks, Stuffing Casabas, Sugar Plums, Sweater Meat, Sweater Puffs, Sweet Rolls, Tahitis, Tamales, Tartugas, Tatas, Tattlers, Teats, Tetons, Thangs, Thingumajigs, Tidbits, Titbits, Tits, Titters Domes, Titties Doodads, Tom-Toms, Tomatoes, Torpedoes, Tortillas, Totos Dugs, Twangers, Tweakers, Tweeters, Twin Peaks, Twofers, Tympanies, U-Boats, Umlauts, Wahwahs, Zeppelins, Zingers


So, whatchu tryin' ta say?
 
2013-04-03 02:48:33 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1285]
[i.imgur.com image 450x675]
[i.imgur.com image 478x621]
That seems about right


Mmmm... I'm at a lack of words. But damn...

/hot as the sun
 
2013-04-03 02:48:50 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2MS
2013-04-03 02:49:07 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Assorted NSFW


And the King has arrived!!
 
2013-04-03 02:50:51 PM  
img546.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:50:54 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:51:28 PM  
img194.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:51:49 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.


The nice thing about still photos is that they don't randomly cut to

1) a close up of some dude's hairy asshole

2) a close up of said dude making his O face for twenty seconds

and don't feature some barely functional mouthbreathing foreigner dude narrating everything


Also I can photoshop Martha Stewart's face on the gal, and not have to fark around with tracking everything in After Effects.
 
2013-04-03 02:52:05 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:52:05 PM  
img803.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:52:40 PM  
img827.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 02:52:49 PM  
This is not a bookmark, nor is it a request for BIE.

/I do have EIP though
 
2013-04-03 02:52:52 PM  
"too", not to. Oops.
 
2013-04-03 02:53:15 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:53:35 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:53:49 PM  
How is bookmark formed?
 
2013-04-03 02:53:53 PM  
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2MS
2013-04-03 02:53:55 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:53:55 PM  
It took me a minute, but I figured out how this could happen to this guy...

1. He sees a girl with large breasts who he finds attractive.
2. He dates her for a few weeks, has sex and finds out the breasts are fake.
3. He may have developed feelings for her at that point, and didn't want to hurt her feelings by telling her he hates fake breasts.

Now there's a problem which both of them caused. She had fake breasts (false advertising), when he found out the truth, he either felt he was being shallow, didn't want to hurt her feelings, or he was just plain shallow.

To the ladies in this thread, if you are confused about how guys in this thread speak about hating fake breasts and how it still seems that guys in the real world are attracted to women with fake breasts, here's your answer. -Sometimes we can't tell, and even when we can, sometimes there are no better options.

e.g. not a single guy in this thread would have turned down a night with Pamela Anderson when she had fake tits. They certainly would have preferred them to be real, and they probably would have preferred a version of her with smaller, *real* tits. But the truth is if two identical twins were next to each other and one *appeared* to have legitimately larger breasts, who do you think will get the attention?

It's the same thing as wearing a fake Rolex for a guy on a date... He *appears* rich and seems nice, so a girl agrees to go on a date with him. If she later finds out the watch is fake, can she leave without being judged or feeling bad about herself when she finds out he's a school teacher?
 
2013-04-03 02:54:15 PM  

CleanAndPure: Fyi:

Large natural > small natural > small fake > completely flat > large fake


I saw almost all of Mr. Holland Groped Us the other night on PPV, so I am pretty much an expert on this topic. You're right.
 
2013-04-03 02:54:22 PM  

Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.

She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO

This is the unedited letter he almost sent.


All that effort for so little; well NO funny at all.
 
2013-04-03 02:54:39 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 02:54:46 PM  
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Not huge, just really really nice
 
2013-04-03 02:55:26 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:56:01 PM  
I dare any of you who are in an office to stand straight up right now with female co-workers present.

/Bonus if you have on slacks or (for some reason) sweatpants.
 
2013-04-03 02:56:05 PM  
 
RnR
2013-04-03 02:57:06 PM  
this is not a bookmark. EIP just incase. Threads like this make me forget that I'm just a lurker.
 
2013-04-03 02:57:20 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:57:58 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:58:34 PM  
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2013-04-03 02:59:24 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:00:19 PM  
I saw this today, and I wondered when there would be an appropriate opportunity to link to it.

Fark did not let me down.

/Audio might not be safe for work, use headphones
 
2013-04-03 03:01:05 PM  
Tits are tits, fake or real I don't care

I just want to touch them ladies, gentle like and in a non creepy way. So pay no attention to the five gallon bucket of lube, rubber gloves, and a house plant I have here
 
2013-04-03 03:01:42 PM  
I have to know the lady is happy inside her own skin. Big fakes are usually a warning sign of other issues.
 
2013-04-03 03:01:50 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:02:30 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:02:45 PM  
I completely agree with him. Unnaturally large implants are incredibly unappealing.
 
2013-04-03 03:03:10 PM  
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2MS
2013-04-03 03:03:11 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:03:21 PM  

gunther_bumpass: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

The nice thing about still photos is that they don't randomly cut to1) a close up of some dude's hairy asshole2) a close up of said dude making his O face for twenty secondsand don't feature some barely functional mouthbreathing foreigner dude narrating everything


...or worst of all, the close-up of the penis pumping into the vagina. *TMI* Believe me, I get it. I, too like to be the star of my own fantasy. But the internet has a wide variety of naked women who do things...TO THEMSELVES! I encourage you to explore for yourself.
 
2013-04-03 03:03:37 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.


Nope. You scroll through this thread and keep saying "daaamn.... DAMN!!!!" until you have to relieve yourself with videos. These threads kind of set the mood for me... the young, fit, black women pictures stole it for me.
 
2013-04-03 03:03:45 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:05:04 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:05:39 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:05:44 PM  
I don't know what this guy's problem is.  They're always hot.

entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com
 
2MS
2013-04-03 03:06:20 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:06:23 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img132.imageshack.us image 500x667]


What's wrong with your FACE?
 
2013-04-03 03:06:36 PM  
I hate to derail the conversation by going back to the letter in questions, but Dear Abby gave the WORST advice EVER.

Let's review:  "Tell her you love her, but while many men find large breasts to be a turn-on, you actually prefer smaller ones -- to the degree that it sometimes affects your sexual performance."

How will this statement improve his situation or otherwise solve his problem which is that he does not find his GF attractive for whatever reason?  I can't even figure out what his is asking.  What does he want? Her to have surgery to have the implants removed? have small fake boobs? for her to put a shirt on? to break up with her?

 Let's do an experiment:
Go home and tell your wife/GF that while many men find ____________ (some characteristic she does posses) to be a turn-on, you actually prefer _________ (some characteristic she does not posses) -- to the degree that it sometimes affects your sexual performance.

Then call us from the hospital once you regain consciousness and let us know how it went.

/The advice should be that if you do not find your GF attractive and if your relationship is such that you could not come to have an honest conversation in 5 years you need to get out because the problem not her boobs.
 
2013-04-03 03:06:36 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:07:06 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


1.  TV is my best friend
2.  Too expensive
3.  No
4.  No
5.  Read?
6.  I do bike to work but not wearing spandex
7.  Wal-Mart sucks
8.  Smoking smells awful
9.  Ohhh, size matters alright.
10. Meh.

How was that?
 
2013-04-03 03:08:48 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:09:23 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:09:58 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:10:11 PM  

d1zzy32: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

Nope. You scroll through this thread and keep saying "daaamn.... DAMN!!!!" until you have to relieve yourself with videos. These threads kind of set the mood for me... the young, fit, black women pictures stole it for me.


Ahh, the old appetizer approach. Or in other words,"Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" .

/Interesting.
 
2013-04-03 03:10:34 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:11:09 PM  
Real or fake, big or small, MagSeven loves them all!
/breasts: the only reason to soldier on in an otherwise pointless universe.
 
2013-04-03 03:11:10 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:13:28 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img585.imageshack.us image 524x700]


I like her.  She seems smart.
 
2013-04-03 03:13:44 PM  
12349876:

I don't get the "Gay" thing. I am not gay, but absolutely think implants are sickening and a huge turn off. I would much rather have small breasts on my woman than those "plastic sex doll" things.

Of course, my current GF has natural GG cups...so it's not like I have to compromise.
 
2013-04-03 03:15:19 PM  
Clicky-link no longer working for some reason... Guess I'll GBTW
 
2013-04-03 03:15:23 PM  

TelemonianAjax: I like her. She seems smart.


I really wish they would include the date time stamp. I'm not about to go back though there and figure out which one you're talking about. Tho, odds are I have more pictures of that woman

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2013-04-03 03:16:14 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:16:49 PM  
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2MS
2013-04-03 03:17:08 PM  
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This thread makes me happy!!
 
Bf+
2013-04-03 03:17:09 PM  
Dear Abby, Penthouse Forums my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time...
 
2013-04-03 03:17:24 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:17:59 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:18:14 PM  

Banned on the Run: parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually

Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural

Access

ftfy

 
2013-04-03 03:19:14 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: d1zzy32: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

Nope. You scroll through this thread and keep saying "daaamn.... DAMN!!!!" until you have to relieve yourself with videos. These threads kind of set the mood for me... the young, fit, black women pictures stole it for me.

Ahh, the old appetizer approach. Or in other words,"Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" .

/Interesting.


Shiat man... internet pron is an appetizer for real life ladies too. I'm working on this new girl, green eyes, and legs that go all the way up. She has small-ish breats I guess, but I haven't even considering it as a factor. But damn... every time I see her... honestly it's hard to talk when you're really frigin' horny.
 
2013-04-03 03:19:50 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Let me add a bit of color to this thread [i.imgur.com image 216x234]
[i.imgur.com image 460x700]
[i.imgur.com image 500x649]


Damn, I want more pics of all three
 
2013-04-03 03:20:33 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:21:15 PM  

luthia: Banned on the Run: parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually

Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural

Access

ftfy


This guy gets it.
 
2MS
2013-04-03 03:22:01 PM  
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t2.gstatic.com
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 03:22:53 PM  
See.  Implants are always gross:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 03:23:24 PM  

MagSeven: Real or fake, big or small, MagSeven loves them all!
/breasts: the only reason to soldier on in an otherwise pointless universe.


Seconded.

I'd go even further though, and say that the pursuit of sexy ladies is the only reason for existence.

If I had Charlie Sheen access... I'd probably die.

/death by snu-snu
 
2MS
2013-04-03 03:24:06 PM  

Nadie_AZ: luthia: Banned on the Run: parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually

Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural
Access

ftfy

This guy gets it.


You're right. I can look at almost any of them, but my absolute favorite are the ones I can get my hands on next!
 
2013-04-03 03:24:52 PM  

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x726]


My god... I got goose bumps from that. She would put a HURTING on you. And you'd enjoy it.

/over and over and over...
 
2013-04-03 03:25:38 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:25:44 PM  

Girion47: drjekel_mrhyde: Let me add a bit of color to this thread [i.imgur.com image 216x234]
[i.imgur.com image 460x700]
[i.imgur.com image 500x649]

Damn, I want more pics of all three



You want a little NSFW color?
 
2013-04-03 03:26:19 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:26:59 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:27:04 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural
Access


1. They exist
2. You are allowed regular access
3. That access is exclusive
4. They are a gateway to the Greater Mysteries

Size, shape, natural/fake, etc are only things you think about after you've had them for long enough that you start to take them for granted. $10,000 to a handful of sand says this guy was absolutely delighted with them for the first 6 months of his relationship.
 
2013-04-03 03:27:31 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Anybody who posts the same list verbatim in multiple boob threads also tends to:
1.  Have seen one set of boobs in their life, which happened to be big.
2.  Secretly fantasize about small-chested girls, but is afraid of owning up to it because they think it makes them a little gay.
3.  Not know what nipples are for.
4.  Spend a fair amount of spare time practicing the one handed bra unhook technique for the day it will finally come in handy.
5.  Think motorboating is the height of physical comedy.
6.  Took notes during the "bag of sand" scene from 40 Year Old Virgin.
7.  Has wear marks on the "Ctrl", "C", and "V" keys on their keyboard.
8.  Sides with Carlos Mencia in the whole Joe Rogan debacle.
9.  Repeats themselves a lot.
10.  Repeats themselves a lot.
 
2013-04-03 03:27:38 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:28:08 PM  
There are an awful lot of boobs in this thread.  Also, there are a lot of pictures of women's breasts.
 
2013-04-03 03:28:17 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:28:42 PM  
 
2013-04-03 03:28:52 PM  
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2MS
2013-04-03 03:28:55 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
t3.gstatic.com
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2013-04-03 03:29:03 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-03 03:29:22 PM  

Banned on the Run: Girion47: drjekel_mrhyde: Let me add a bit of color to this thread [i.imgur.com image 216x234]
[i.imgur.com image 460x700]
[i.imgur.com image 500x649]

Damn, I want more pics of all three


You want a little NSFW color?


I love non-torpedo tits.
 
2013-04-03 03:29:29 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:29:37 PM  
To you "fake boob lovers":
You are a bunch of shallow bastard, but I guess you already know that.

Now, to you "real boob lovers":
You are a bunch of shallow bastards, and I bet you never even thought about it.

/boob lover out
 
2013-04-03 03:30:11 PM  

Girion47: implants suck


If they don't wiggle when she walks they're fake. Its like making love to a woman with two fully inflated soccer balls on her chest

I'll have mine natural, thank you very much
 
2013-04-03 03:30:14 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:30:52 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:31:27 PM  

d1zzy32: Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x726]

My god... I got goose bumps from that. She would put a HURTING on you. And you'd enjoy it.

/over and over and over...


Here ya go (PNSFW, brazilian cut bikini)
 
2013-04-03 03:31:29 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:32:05 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:32:26 PM  

d1zzy32: MagSeven: Real or fake, big or small, MagSeven loves them all!
/breasts: the only reason to soldier on in an otherwise pointless universe.

Seconded.

I'd go even further though, and say that the pursuit of sexy ladies is the only reason for existence.

If I had Charlie Sheen access... I'd probably die.

/death by snu-snu


Tell me about it. I go to work, come home and have an on again/off again relationship that is usually more trouble than it's worth. Charlie parties like a madman, chooses women to bang like he's ordering out of an IKEA catalog and HE'S the crazy one?
 
2013-04-03 03:32:41 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:33:44 PM  
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2MS
2013-04-03 03:34:41 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
ts1.mm.bing.net
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ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-03 03:35:15 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:35:22 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:35:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: TelemonianAjax: I like her. She seems smart.

I really wish they would include the date time stamp. I'm not about to go back though there and figure out which one you're talking about. Tho, odds are I have more pictures of that woman


"There's only one biatch in the world. One biatch with many faces."

Thank you for brightening my day.
 
2013-04-03 03:35:57 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:37:22 PM  

d1zzy32: Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x726]

My god... I got goose bumps from that. She would put a HURTING on you. And you'd enjoy it.

/over and over and over...


This one (NSFW) would give you an ass-kicking and a stiffy simultaneously
 
2013-04-03 03:37:56 PM  
Book.  Mark.
 
2MS
2013-04-03 03:38:06 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
ts2.mm.bing.net
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-03 03:39:19 PM  
Throwing away unfetchable URL FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
 
2013-04-03 03:40:01 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/must work
 
2013-04-03 03:40:23 PM  
awesome to get this thread on my birthday---thank you fark.
 
2013-04-03 03:42:15 PM  

Gabrielmot: e.g. not a single guy in this thread would have turned down a night with Pamela Anderson when she had fake tits.


I'm going to call foul and say no.
 
2013-04-03 03:42:42 PM  
Boobies. Boobies everywhere.
 
2MS
2013-04-03 03:43:23 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
ts2.mm.bing.net
ts3.mm.bing.net
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-03 03:43:40 PM  

gunther_bumpass: What's wrong with your FACE?


KMFDM fan?
 
2013-04-03 03:44:44 PM  
Hmmm... First time in a while I have gone through an entire thread on fark...
 
2MS
2013-04-03 03:47:03 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
ts4.mm.bing.net
therynoshorn.com
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2013-04-03 03:49:45 PM  
justanothersumguy

Hmmm... First time in a while I have gone through an entire thread on fark..

What thread?
 
2013-04-03 03:50:25 PM  
I can't wait until I get home and can peruse this thread unrestricted.
 
2013-04-03 03:50:26 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img9.imageshack.us image 696x934]

Not huge, just really really nice


Ooohhh... Glasses and turtleneck.

www.reactionface.info
 
2MS
2013-04-03 03:51:42 PM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-03 03:52:16 PM  
Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...
 
2013-04-03 03:53:29 PM  

bluefoxicy: Gabrielmot: e.g. not a single guy in this thread would have turned down a night with Pamela Anderson when she had fake tits.

I'm going to call foul and say no.


I'd have said no, but because she has herp, she's stupid, she farked a guy who farked half the planet, and because I have self respect, not because of the fake tits.
 
2013-04-03 03:53:57 PM  

Banned on the Run: /must work



Jenna Webb

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magnificent
 
2013-04-03 03:55:47 PM  
damn.
 
2013-04-03 03:56:38 PM  
Oh hai guise, wats going on in this thread..... OH LAWD.

Damn you work for actually being busy today, won't get to post much but I will contribute a little!


NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

SFW

NSFW
 
2013-04-03 03:56:57 PM  

danfrank: So if I prefer natural boobs in whatever size to bolt on large implants that means I'm gay?

The more you know...


If you can hide your real desires and shame for 5 years, you might be gay. If you're desperate enough to get with someone even though you hate the way they look, you might be a raging pussy.
 
2013-04-03 03:59:40 PM  
Jenna Webb super hot

Kathleen Tesori? even better!!

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2013-04-03 03:59:53 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


You let us be the judges of that, little missy.

(IOW, Make with the pics, already!)
 
2MS
2013-04-03 03:59:55 PM  
LinkNSFW ts3.mm.bing.net
LinkNSFW
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:01:15 PM  

Elegy: Oh hai guise, wats going on in this thread..... OH LAWD.

Damn you work for actually being busy today, won't get to post much but I will contribute a little!


NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

SFW

NSFW


I'm dizzy....
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:05:46 PM  

Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...


http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you
 
2013-04-03 04:06:29 PM  

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

/must work


I'll bet she has a great personality.
 
2013-04-03 04:07:10 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

...bookmark? What bookmark?
 
2013-04-03 04:07:40 PM  
www.tout-bon.com
www.tout-bon.com
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:09:20 PM  
All NSFW
Link
Link
Link
 
2013-04-03 04:10:27 PM  

2MS: Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you


Why did you post a picture of the San Onofrio Nuclear Power Plant?
 
2013-04-03 04:12:15 PM  
crow202.org
 
2013-04-03 04:12:33 PM  
img28.imageshack.us

img13.imageshack.us
img600.imageshack.us
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:14:36 PM  
 
2013-04-03 04:15:30 PM  

2MS: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x225]


That brunette (the middle pic) bears a very strong resemblance to a girl I dated about 8 1/2 years ago.
 
2013-04-03 04:15:32 PM  

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 460x750]


Uh... wow!
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:15:36 PM  

Flab: 2MS: Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you

Why did you post a picture of the San Onofrio Nuclear Power Plant?


Wasn't what I saw
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:16:48 PM  

Langdon Alger: 2MS: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

That brunette (the middle pic) bears a very strong resemblance to a girl I dated about 8 1/2 years ago.


I probably wouldn't know her, she's from Canada?? ;)
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:21:06 PM  
 
2013-04-03 04:26:33 PM  
Imgur is over capacity at the moment, having trouble accessing my newer stuff.

Here is some older stuff. Aficionados of these thread will probably have seen me post these before - sorry about that.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

All I got time for today folks. Keep up the good work!
 
2013-04-03 04:29:12 PM  
I shudder to think what is in the "Steath Hippopotamus"'s NSFW collection...
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:30:06 PM  

Elegy: Imgur is over capacity at the moment, having trouble accessing my newer stuff.

Here is some older stuff. Aficionados of these thread will probably have seen me post these before - sorry about that.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

All I got time for today folks. Keep up the good work!


aaand I'm about spent.
 
2MS
2013-04-03 04:34:42 PM  
I wonder if this is the ones he was talking about? NSFW
Link
 
2013-04-03 04:38:28 PM  

DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFW


I would say real and she had a lumpectomy on her left one. Also, yes I would. She has a pretty smile and very kissable lips.
 
2013-04-03 04:44:42 PM  

CleanAndPure: Fyi:

Large natural > small natural > small fake > completely flat > large fake

> your hand
 
2013-04-03 04:49:08 PM  
Dear Abby: My girlfriend has fake boobs and walks around the house topless.

Abby: So, why are you telling me?

Dear Abby: What are you kidding, I'm telling everybody.
 
2013-04-03 04:58:51 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: I shudder to think what is in the "Steath Hippopotamus"'s NSFW collection...


Surprisingly little. I like a little mystery.
img109.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 05:07:15 PM  

2MS: Langdon Alger: 2MS: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

That brunette (the middle pic) bears a very strong resemblance to a girl I dated about 8 1/2 years ago.

I probably wouldn't know her, she's from Canada?? ;)


no----we went to HS together in Houston went to different colleges and didn't date until returning to Houston after graduation. Though your comment  was a nice Breakfast Club reference.
 
2013-04-03 05:09:20 PM  
Small and real > Big and fake any day.

And the people suggesting like smaller tits is some how not manly, you people need to grow up.
 
2013-04-03 05:13:47 PM  

2MS: aaand I'm about spent.


You spent alright - you spent $5 all over me!

Thank you, kind sir, it is much appreciated.
 
2013-04-03 05:16:54 PM  
As a dirty motörboating sailor Im getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2MS
2013-04-03 05:20:54 PM  

Elegy: 2MS: aaand I'm about spent.

You spent alright - you spent $5 all over me!

Thank you, kind sir, it is much appreciated
As is your contribution!

 
2013-04-03 05:23:46 PM  
This thread is where bookmarks come from.
 
2013-04-03 05:25:21 PM  

Canton: Not Turned On, Not Turned On,
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.

/Obligatory John Prine.


Nice, but it needs the obligatory opening stanzas:

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
Her tits are too big
She thinks they are sexy
I think she's a pig
She walks around naked
Expects me to care
But I wouldn't fark her, except on a dare.
Signed, Not Turned On
 
2013-04-03 05:25:47 PM  
this thread has taught me that a shiat load of women like to take self-boob portraits
 
2013-04-03 05:27:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img822.imageshack.us image 500x528]



Natalia is a truckload of fun
 
2013-04-03 05:27:49 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is what heaven is like (NSFW)


that's it. I'm coverting!
 
2013-04-03 05:45:53 PM  
Why can't I find my damn bookmark when I need it?
 
2013-04-03 05:47:27 PM  
Boy this thread died...

img607.imageshack.us

91 posts this thread and none of them cut.

I think that's a personal best.
 
2013-04-03 05:49:26 PM  
Sorry was there a question?
Yeah didn't think so
 
2013-04-03 05:57:51 PM  
LF modest woman who doesn't feel the need to objectify herself. Boobs size irrelevant.
 
2013-04-03 06:03:01 PM  
 
2013-04-03 06:04:35 PM  
 Thanks you to this thread for making the work day worth getting through
 
2013-04-03 06:11:14 PM  
i like itty bitty titties
 
2013-04-03 06:12:42 PM  

Banned on the Run: Hooray
for
small
ones
(all
are
NSFW)


I wouldn't call those small, that collection...perfection.   Especially number 1 and 2.   If all boobs looked like that the world would know eternal peace.
 
2013-04-03 06:18:40 PM  
Not normally a fan of fake boobs, but you have to make exceptions when relevant.

NSFW
http://playmatehunter.com/stephanie-christine-smart-and-sexy.html
 
2013-04-03 06:33:47 PM  
Dear Abby,

What does a bookmark look like?
 
2013-04-03 06:35:43 PM  
fark it, I'll say it. Farkettes, I'll take in BIE you want to give out. EIP.
 
2013-04-03 06:51:45 PM  

jonas opines: Not normally a fan of fake boobs, but you have to make exceptions when relevant.

NSFW
http://playmatehunter.com/stephanie-christine-smart-and-sexy.html


Want to see my impression of #12?

O_o

/doesn't matter, do want
 
2013-04-03 07:03:58 PM  
All I'm saying is that it wouldn't be a deal breaker.
 
2013-04-03 07:07:08 PM  
...and it's because of threads like this that I simply cannot believe any man would either choose to be gay or that men can be born gay.  Nuh uh,  impossible.

Thanks to all the contributors. I was completely unable to focus at work this afternoon.
 
2013-04-03 07:09:33 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: ...and it's because of threads like this that I simply cannot believe any man would either choose to be gay or that men can be born gay.  Nuh uh,  impossible.

Thanks to all the contributors. I was completely unable to focus at work this afternoon.


I'm just slightly disappointed no BIE have been delivered. Sad panda. Fits along with my birthday 2 weeks ago where my sole gift was a card. From my brother. Yay for being an adult.
 
2013-04-03 07:22:34 PM  
bie?
eip

sorry for any reposts. boss still walking around and don't have time to go through all right now.

imagescale.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 07:23:14 PM  
1.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2013-04-03 07:24:17 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 07:24:59 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 07:25:00 PM  
I'm almost certain that 2MS works in a pencil eraser factory.
 
2013-04-03 07:25:38 PM  
1.purplecdn.com
 
2013-04-03 07:26:15 PM  
wordintown.com
 
2013-04-03 07:26:50 PM  
Goodness.
I love women.
So many delightful variations...shape, size, color...hair, eyes...
Happy sigh.


EIP, if it matters.
 
2013-04-03 07:27:13 PM  
media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
 
2013-04-03 07:27:49 PM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-03 07:28:30 PM  
Fake boobs are nice to look at, but naturals still feel better. Horse a piece
 
2013-04-03 07:29:32 PM  
Little late to the game here, but here we go...

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:30:10 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:30:54 PM  
Obligatory old-school pic.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:31:50 PM  
Crazy-Eyes girl is back!

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:33:37 PM  
Good to see Jordan Carver getting some love elsewhere ITT.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:34:32 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:35:09 PM  
fark. work calls. more later
 
2013-04-03 07:35:34 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:36:38 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:37:31 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2013-04-03 07:37:42 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:38:57 PM  
'80s boobs!

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:40:10 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:41:17 PM  
And one more Jordan Carver.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-03 07:41:59 PM  
how about a nice up of nom nom nom nom
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 07:42:35 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 07:44:42 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-04-03 07:46:17 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2MS
2013-04-03 07:48:11 PM  

23FPB23: I'm almost certain that 2MS works in a pencil eraser factory.


I'm only trying to help.
Problem?
 
2013-04-03 07:48:43 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 07:51:13 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-03 07:52:09 PM  
swagsection.com
 
2013-04-03 07:53:13 PM  
www.fhm.com
 
2013-04-03 07:54:09 PM  
suppose I should do more paperwork. because paperwork is fun to play with...to bounce around and kiss and nibble and suck on and damn it to detroit and back
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-03 08:17:46 PM  

2MS: Flab: 2MS: Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you

Why did you post a picture of the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant?

Wasn't what I saw


You got to admit, the ressemblance was uncanny! (NSFW)
 
2013-04-03 08:22:25 PM  
Too bad I'm at work tonight.


/totally a bookmark
 
2013-04-03 08:31:58 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Real is OK?
OK, hells no! Real is so much more than OK. Fake is OK too, ok because it lets me know she is a shallow vapid barbie doll with whom I will have nothing in common.
Paying money to have large bags of silicone under your skin just so you can 'feel better about yourself'. Yeah, feel better when the bag leaks or the silicone hardens, or one deflates...

Real is so much better than OK and if that means I have to admit I am a gay man, then I will go home to my wife tonight, nuzzle up to her (perfectly sized for her frame) breasts and confess that I am gay because the internet told me so and apologise for the heterosexual lie that I am going to continue to live out.
 
2013-04-03 08:32:19 PM  
Why are there no selfies of the farkettes in this thread?
 
2013-04-03 08:46:23 PM  
AM I TOO LATE?!

www.majhost.com
 
2013-04-03 08:51:53 PM  
Having gone through every page in this thread I can safely say I have no idea what any of you said.
 
2013-04-03 08:53:55 PM  

jayphat: Why are there no selfies of the farkettes in this thread?


There are no women on the intertubes
 
2013-04-03 09:00:07 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


fake is icky

b is good. very very good
 
2013-04-03 09:03:38 PM  

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Don't ever be worried about your size. I've enjoyed A to DD. They are all good.
 
2MS
2013-04-03 09:06:18 PM  

Flab: 2MS: Flab: 2MS: Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you

Why did you post a picture of the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant?

Wasn't what I saw

You got to admit, the ressemblance was uncanny! (NSFW)

Ok, I see. You sometimes have to explain things slowly to a country boy.
 
2013-04-03 09:15:34 PM  
 
2013-04-03 09:31:07 PM  
My Farking newspaper didn't carry that story, just the other two.
 
2013-04-03 09:39:04 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 09:43:25 PM  
 
2013-04-03 09:49:55 PM  

2MS: 23FPB23: I'm almost certain that 2MS works in a pencil eraser factory.

I'm only trying to help.
Problem?


I can see the same theme in his his submissions as well.

/eraser nipples
//Love 'em!
///Keep it up!
////Them up?
//Slashies!
 
2013-04-03 09:58:40 PM  

2MS: 23FPB23: I'm almost certain that 2MS works in a pencil eraser factory.

I'm only trying to help.
Problem?


Merely and observation.

Carry on.
 
2013-04-03 09:59:07 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:00:11 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:01:26 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:04:03 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:05:20 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:07:29 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:08:22 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:09:58 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:11:36 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:12:42 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:14:37 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:16:13 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:35:03 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:36:09 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:36:24 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:37:06 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:38:22 PM  
No boobies, but still awesome

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:39:42 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:39:42 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:41:19 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:41:42 PM  
No, you don't.
 
2013-04-03 10:41:46 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:42:01 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:42:41 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:43:00 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:43:39 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:44:15 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 10:50:24 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:50:57 PM  

Omahawg: suppose I should do more paperwork. because paperwork is fun to play with...to bounce around and kiss and nibble and suck on and damn it to detroit and back
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x262]


Did Jordan Hinson go blonde again, or is that somebody cosplaying as... who knows?
 
2013-04-03 10:51:01 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:55:29 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:56:27 PM  
 
2013-04-03 10:57:23 PM  
 
2013-04-03 11:02:48 PM  
Thanks here to my TF sponsor as there was no EIP.

You sir, are awesome.
 
2013-04-03 11:09:34 PM  
Well maybe the boyfriend can find a nice poolboy, or something.
 
2013-04-03 11:10:20 PM  
beats me over and done. and she could beat me too, if she liked


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-03 11:10:32 PM  
I love this thread
 
2013-04-03 11:13:47 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 11:14:17 PM  
 
2013-04-03 11:14:25 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-03 11:19:33 PM  
To be fair to the writer of the letter, I would find it a turn off too but I wouldnt have gotten involved with someone with huge implants in the first place.
 
2013-04-03 11:26:19 PM  
bie
eip
 
2013-04-03 11:32:44 PM  
The response just jumps in and assumes he doesn't like the size.
The problem with implants is usually form and appearance, not size.
 
2013-04-04 12:03:46 AM  

Banned on the Run: Hooray
for
small
ones
(all
are
NSFW)


Yowza.  There's a reason you and Omahawg are in my favs.  The Stealth Hippopotamus is gonna make that list.  There's room. There's also EIP.

/Yowza
 
2013-04-04 12:08:24 AM  
Here's one.  Wish I hadn't been at work all day or there would be more.
i1137.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 12:14:22 AM  
i1137.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 12:31:29 AM  
So...many....  epic thread....
 
2013-04-04 01:09:03 AM  
Had to switch post style, pardon any format issues

DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

1. As mentioned up thread: Appetizer.

2. Sometimes that perfect pic is enough. With a good hint or two, the imagination can rival the blunt force that is porn. Hell, with typical resolutions, pics tend to stand higher anyhow, not to mention when you notice the chick is less active than a rubber glove duct taped to a pillow, or sounds like a clubbed seal, the subtle art that is the perfect pic can suddenly become preferable. You can certainly sort and appreciate single pics at a higher rate than you can evaluate a given porn scene, even on streaming sites with those tiny frame samples...

3. Sometimes it's not about the spank, just the appreciation of the boobs, these threads are a celebration of the female form to be sure, but boobs being the center piece. Sometimes it's just great art, like any great sunset, or fire works show, or what have you. Indeed, the best sculptor in the world cannot convey some of the perfect form we see here, the best painters cannot get it in a portrait, the best poets or novelists can describe it.

You find the right pictures, you never tire of seeing them.(though high resolution helps that along) Sure, rotate them out maybe, but they're treasures to be appreciated. That painting in the living room will likely be there for years, if it hasn't already been.
___________


And I have inspiration to GIS
I bring you, Sunsets. (not all great art, but I like themed searches)

NSFW

cdn.lolchamp.com
/except, it did...heh

ak9.picdn.netlars.toomre.com

img.mota.ru

farm9.staticflickr.com

www.pbase.com
2.bp.blogspot.com

/and I'm done
//do damn many stock photo results
///damned google
 
2013-04-04 01:11:49 AM  

Thunderpipes: You can tell if someone never was good with the ladies by their obsession with boobs. Boobs are an afterthought, but look at Fark.... A chick can be 200 pounds, but have watermelon saggy boobs, and be a goddess..

A trim, healthy body beats floppy boobs attached to a potato any day.


You like dudes.
 
2013-04-04 02:20:59 AM  
 
2013-04-04 02:44:54 AM  
Bookmark.
 
2013-04-04 06:01:32 AM  
 
2013-04-04 06:03:37 AM  
 
2013-04-04 08:29:45 AM  
last bookmark in thread??
 
2013-04-04 11:20:19 AM  
Nope, 1 more
 
2013-04-04 11:27:30 AM  
Remember kids, they aren't bookmarks, only comments...and that's 2.
 
2013-04-04 11:30:02 AM  

mrcool1: Nope, 1 more


Thank you.

Damn you.

Thank you.
 
2013-04-04 11:42:08 AM  
Your generosity and kindness are not unappreciated, mrcool1.
 
2013-04-04 11:46:16 AM  
and Ashley Greene for the 100th post

img507.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-04 12:09:57 PM  
Somewhere between the yummy extremes of totally flat with perfect rosebud nipples and the 'OMFG those will knock someone out', lies a lotta fun.
 
2MS
2013-04-04 12:23:59 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: and Ashley Greene for the 100th post

[img507.imageshack.us image 500x650]


You are my hero. You must have a vast stash. My compliments.
 
2013-04-04 01:36:41 PM  
Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?

Apparently not.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-05 01:14:39 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img189.imageshack.us image 468x720]
She says that they are real


Bookmark!
 
2013-04-05 01:45:50 PM  
The thread is not dead yet!  I feel happy!  I feel happy!
 
2013-04-05 08:45:15 PM  
I see Sinbox has been added to my list of gods among men... Thank you sir, from the bottom of my bunk...
 
2013-04-05 08:56:29 PM  
Not dead yet? OK then...
crow202.org
 
2013-04-05 10:31:36 PM  

danceswithcrows: Not dead yet? OK then...
[crow202.org image 700x560]


Oh HELL yeah.
 
2013-04-06 05:28:40 PM  
Sinbox, omeganuepsilon, Banned on the Run, et. al:

static.prtst.net

/Amazing what I can do with one still-functioning hand...
 
2013-04-07 02:33:12 AM  

danceswithcrows: Not dead yet? OK then...
[crow202.org image 700x560]


Got a name for my next future ex-wife there?
 
2013-04-07 10:37:35 AM  

buckeyebrain: Got a name for my next future ex-wife there?


No idea at all.

crow202.org
 
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