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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 510
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2013-04-03 10:14:37 PM
 
2013-04-03 10:16:13 PM
 
2013-04-03 10:35:03 PM
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2013-04-03 10:36:09 PM
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2013-04-03 10:36:24 PM
 
2013-04-03 10:37:06 PM
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2013-04-03 10:38:22 PM
No boobies, but still awesome

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2013-04-03 10:39:42 PM
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2013-04-03 10:41:19 PM
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2013-04-03 10:41:42 PM
No, you don't.
 
2013-04-03 10:41:46 PM
 
2013-04-03 10:42:01 PM
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2013-04-03 10:42:41 PM
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2013-04-03 10:44:15 PM
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2013-04-03 10:50:24 PM
 
2013-04-03 10:50:57 PM

Omahawg: suppose I should do more paperwork. because paperwork is fun to play with...to bounce around and kiss and nibble and suck on and damn it to detroit and back
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Did Jordan Hinson go blonde again, or is that somebody cosplaying as... who knows?
 
2013-04-03 10:51:01 PM
 
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2013-04-03 11:02:48 PM
Thanks here to my TF sponsor as there was no EIP.

You sir, are awesome.
 
2013-04-03 11:09:34 PM
Well maybe the boyfriend can find a nice poolboy, or something.
 
2013-04-03 11:10:20 PM
beats me over and done. and she could beat me too, if she liked


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2013-04-03 11:10:32 PM
I love this thread
 
2013-04-03 11:13:47 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 11:14:17 PM
 
2013-04-03 11:14:25 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-03 11:19:33 PM
To be fair to the writer of the letter, I would find it a turn off too but I wouldnt have gotten involved with someone with huge implants in the first place.
 
2013-04-03 11:26:19 PM
bie
eip
 
2013-04-03 11:32:44 PM
The response just jumps in and assumes he doesn't like the size.
The problem with implants is usually form and appearance, not size.
 
2013-04-04 12:03:46 AM

Banned on the Run: Hooray
for
small
ones
(all
are
NSFW)


Yowza.  There's a reason you and Omahawg are in my favs.  The Stealth Hippopotamus is gonna make that list.  There's room. There's also EIP.

/Yowza
 
2013-04-04 12:08:24 AM
Here's one.  Wish I hadn't been at work all day or there would be more.
i1137.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 12:14:22 AM
i1137.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 12:31:29 AM
So...many....  epic thread....
 
2013-04-04 01:09:03 AM
Had to switch post style, pardon any format issues

DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

1. As mentioned up thread: Appetizer.

2. Sometimes that perfect pic is enough. With a good hint or two, the imagination can rival the blunt force that is porn. Hell, with typical resolutions, pics tend to stand higher anyhow, not to mention when you notice the chick is less active than a rubber glove duct taped to a pillow, or sounds like a clubbed seal, the subtle art that is the perfect pic can suddenly become preferable. You can certainly sort and appreciate single pics at a higher rate than you can evaluate a given porn scene, even on streaming sites with those tiny frame samples...

3. Sometimes it's not about the spank, just the appreciation of the boobs, these threads are a celebration of the female form to be sure, but boobs being the center piece. Sometimes it's just great art, like any great sunset, or fire works show, or what have you. Indeed, the best sculptor in the world cannot convey some of the perfect form we see here, the best painters cannot get it in a portrait, the best poets or novelists can describe it.

You find the right pictures, you never tire of seeing them.(though high resolution helps that along) Sure, rotate them out maybe, but they're treasures to be appreciated. That painting in the living room will likely be there for years, if it hasn't already been.
___________


And I have inspiration to GIS
I bring you, Sunsets. (not all great art, but I like themed searches)

NSFW

cdn.lolchamp.com
/except, it did...heh

ak9.picdn.netlars.toomre.com

img.mota.ru

farm9.staticflickr.com

www.pbase.com
2.bp.blogspot.com

/and I'm done
//do damn many stock photo results
///damned google
 
2013-04-04 01:11:49 AM

Thunderpipes: You can tell if someone never was good with the ladies by their obsession with boobs. Boobs are an afterthought, but look at Fark.... A chick can be 200 pounds, but have watermelon saggy boobs, and be a goddess..

A trim, healthy body beats floppy boobs attached to a potato any day.


You like dudes.
 
2013-04-04 02:20:59 AM
 
2013-04-04 02:44:54 AM
Bookmark.
 
2013-04-04 06:01:32 AM
 
2013-04-04 06:03:37 AM
 
2013-04-04 08:29:45 AM
last bookmark in thread??
 
2013-04-04 11:20:19 AM
Nope, 1 more
 
2013-04-04 11:27:30 AM
Remember kids, they aren't bookmarks, only comments...and that's 2.
 
2013-04-04 11:30:02 AM

mrcool1: Nope, 1 more


Thank you.

Damn you.

Thank you.
 
2013-04-04 11:42:08 AM
Your generosity and kindness are not unappreciated, mrcool1.
 
2013-04-04 11:46:16 AM
and Ashley Greene for the 100th post

img507.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-04 12:09:57 PM
Somewhere between the yummy extremes of totally flat with perfect rosebud nipples and the 'OMFG those will knock someone out', lies a lotta fun.
 
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