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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 510
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2013-04-03 07:29:32 PM
Little late to the game here, but here we go...

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2013-04-03 07:30:10 PM
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2013-04-03 07:30:54 PM
Obligatory old-school pic.

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2013-04-03 07:31:50 PM
Crazy-Eyes girl is back!

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2013-04-03 07:33:37 PM
Good to see Jordan Carver getting some love elsewhere ITT.

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2013-04-03 07:34:32 PM
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2013-04-03 07:35:09 PM
fark. work calls. more later
 
2013-04-03 07:35:34 PM
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2013-04-03 07:37:31 PM
crow202.org
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2013-04-03 07:37:42 PM
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2013-04-03 07:38:57 PM
'80s boobs!

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2013-04-03 07:40:10 PM
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2013-04-03 07:41:17 PM
And one more Jordan Carver.

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2013-04-03 07:41:59 PM
how about a nice up of nom nom nom nom
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 07:48:11 PM

23FPB23: I'm almost certain that 2MS works in a pencil eraser factory.


I'm only trying to help.
Problem?
 
2013-04-03 07:48:43 PM
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2013-04-03 07:53:13 PM
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2013-04-03 07:54:09 PM
suppose I should do more paperwork. because paperwork is fun to play with...to bounce around and kiss and nibble and suck on and damn it to detroit and back
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2013-04-03 08:17:46 PM

2MS: Flab: 2MS: Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you

Why did you post a picture of the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant?

Wasn't what I saw


You got to admit, the ressemblance was uncanny! (NSFW)
 
2013-04-03 08:22:25 PM
Too bad I'm at work tonight.


/totally a bookmark
 
2013-04-03 08:31:58 PM

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Real is OK?
OK, hells no! Real is so much more than OK. Fake is OK too, ok because it lets me know she is a shallow vapid barbie doll with whom I will have nothing in common.
Paying money to have large bags of silicone under your skin just so you can 'feel better about yourself'. Yeah, feel better when the bag leaks or the silicone hardens, or one deflates...

Real is so much better than OK and if that means I have to admit I am a gay man, then I will go home to my wife tonight, nuzzle up to her (perfectly sized for her frame) breasts and confess that I am gay because the internet told me so and apologise for the heterosexual lie that I am going to continue to live out.
 
2013-04-03 08:32:19 PM
Why are there no selfies of the farkettes in this thread?
 
2013-04-03 08:46:23 PM
AM I TOO LATE?!

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2013-04-03 08:51:53 PM
Having gone through every page in this thread I can safely say I have no idea what any of you said.
 
2013-04-03 08:53:55 PM

jayphat: Why are there no selfies of the farkettes in this thread?


There are no women on the intertubes
 
2013-04-03 09:00:07 PM

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


fake is icky

b is good. very very good
 
2013-04-03 09:03:38 PM

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Don't ever be worried about your size. I've enjoyed A to DD. They are all good.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 09:06:18 PM

Flab: 2MS: Flab: 2MS: Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you

Why did you post a picture of the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant?

Wasn't what I saw

You got to admit, the ressemblance was uncanny! (NSFW)

Ok, I see. You sometimes have to explain things slowly to a country boy.
 
2013-04-03 09:15:34 PM
 
2013-04-03 09:31:07 PM
My Farking newspaper didn't carry that story, just the other two.
 
2013-04-03 09:39:04 PM
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2013-04-03 09:43:25 PM
 
2013-04-03 09:49:55 PM

2MS: 23FPB23: I'm almost certain that 2MS works in a pencil eraser factory.

I'm only trying to help.
Problem?


I can see the same theme in his his submissions as well.

/eraser nipples
//Love 'em!
///Keep it up!
////Them up?
//Slashies!
 
2013-04-03 09:58:40 PM

2MS: 23FPB23: I'm almost certain that 2MS works in a pencil eraser factory.

I'm only trying to help.
Problem?


Merely and observation.

Carry on.
 
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