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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 510
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:14:36 PM  
 
2013-04-03 04:15:30 PM  

2MS: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x225]


That brunette (the middle pic) bears a very strong resemblance to a girl I dated about 8 1/2 years ago.
 
2013-04-03 04:15:32 PM  

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 460x750]


Uh... wow!
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:15:36 PM  

Flab: 2MS: Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you

Why did you post a picture of the San Onofrio Nuclear Power Plant?


Wasn't what I saw
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:16:48 PM  

Langdon Alger: 2MS: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

That brunette (the middle pic) bears a very strong resemblance to a girl I dated about 8 1/2 years ago.


I probably wouldn't know her, she's from Canada?? ;)
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:21:06 PM  
 
2013-04-03 04:26:33 PM  
Imgur is over capacity at the moment, having trouble accessing my newer stuff.

Here is some older stuff. Aficionados of these thread will probably have seen me post these before - sorry about that.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

All I got time for today folks. Keep up the good work!
 
2013-04-03 04:29:12 PM  
I shudder to think what is in the "Steath Hippopotamus"'s NSFW collection...
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:30:06 PM  

Elegy: Imgur is over capacity at the moment, having trouble accessing my newer stuff.

Here is some older stuff. Aficionados of these thread will probably have seen me post these before - sorry about that.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

All I got time for today folks. Keep up the good work!


aaand I'm about spent.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:34:42 PM  
I wonder if this is the ones he was talking about? NSFW
Link
 
2013-04-03 04:38:28 PM  

DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFW


I would say real and she had a lumpectomy on her left one. Also, yes I would. She has a pretty smile and very kissable lips.
 
2013-04-03 04:44:42 PM  

CleanAndPure: Fyi:

Large natural > small natural > small fake > completely flat > large fake

> your hand
 
2013-04-03 04:49:08 PM  
Dear Abby: My girlfriend has fake boobs and walks around the house topless.

Abby: So, why are you telling me?

Dear Abby: What are you kidding, I'm telling everybody.
 
2013-04-03 04:58:51 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: I shudder to think what is in the "Steath Hippopotamus"'s NSFW collection...


Surprisingly little. I like a little mystery.
img109.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-03 05:07:15 PM  

2MS: Langdon Alger: 2MS: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 225x300]
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

That brunette (the middle pic) bears a very strong resemblance to a girl I dated about 8 1/2 years ago.

I probably wouldn't know her, she's from Canada?? ;)


no----we went to HS together in Houston went to different colleges and didn't date until returning to Houston after graduation. Though your comment  was a nice Breakfast Club reference.
 
2013-04-03 05:09:20 PM  
Small and real > Big and fake any day.

And the people suggesting like smaller tits is some how not manly, you people need to grow up.
 
2013-04-03 05:13:47 PM  

2MS: aaand I'm about spent.


You spent alright - you spent $5 all over me!

Thank you, kind sir, it is much appreciated.
 
2013-04-03 05:16:54 PM  
As a dirty motörboating sailor Im getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 05:20:54 PM  

Elegy: 2MS: aaand I'm about spent.

You spent alright - you spent $5 all over me!

Thank you, kind sir, it is much appreciated
As is your contribution!

 
2013-04-03 05:23:46 PM  
This thread is where bookmarks come from.
 
2013-04-03 05:25:21 PM  

Canton: Not Turned On, Not Turned On,
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.

/Obligatory John Prine.


Nice, but it needs the obligatory opening stanzas:

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
Her tits are too big
She thinks they are sexy
I think she's a pig
She walks around naked
Expects me to care
But I wouldn't fark her, except on a dare.
Signed, Not Turned On
 
2013-04-03 05:25:47 PM  
this thread has taught me that a shiat load of women like to take self-boob portraits
 
2013-04-03 05:27:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img822.imageshack.us image 500x528]



Natalia is a truckload of fun
 
2013-04-03 05:27:49 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is what heaven is like (NSFW)


that's it. I'm coverting!
 
2013-04-03 05:45:53 PM  
Why can't I find my damn bookmark when I need it?
 
2013-04-03 05:47:27 PM  
Boy this thread died...

img607.imageshack.us

91 posts this thread and none of them cut.

I think that's a personal best.
 
2013-04-03 05:49:26 PM  
Sorry was there a question?
Yeah didn't think so
 
2013-04-03 05:57:51 PM  
LF modest woman who doesn't feel the need to objectify herself. Boobs size irrelevant.
 
2013-04-03 06:03:01 PM  
 
2013-04-03 06:04:35 PM  
 Thanks you to this thread for making the work day worth getting through
 
2013-04-03 06:11:14 PM  
i like itty bitty titties
 
2013-04-03 06:12:42 PM  

Banned on the Run: Hooray
for
small
ones
(all
are
NSFW)


I wouldn't call those small, that collection...perfection.   Especially number 1 and 2.   If all boobs looked like that the world would know eternal peace.
 
2013-04-03 06:18:40 PM  
Not normally a fan of fake boobs, but you have to make exceptions when relevant.

NSFW
http://playmatehunter.com/stephanie-christine-smart-and-sexy.html
 
2013-04-03 06:33:47 PM  
Dear Abby,

What does a bookmark look like?
 
2013-04-03 06:35:43 PM  
fark it, I'll say it. Farkettes, I'll take in BIE you want to give out. EIP.
 
2013-04-03 06:51:45 PM  

jonas opines: Not normally a fan of fake boobs, but you have to make exceptions when relevant.

NSFW
http://playmatehunter.com/stephanie-christine-smart-and-sexy.html


Want to see my impression of #12?

O_o

/doesn't matter, do want
 
2013-04-03 07:03:58 PM  
All I'm saying is that it wouldn't be a deal breaker.
 
2013-04-03 07:07:08 PM  
...and it's because of threads like this that I simply cannot believe any man would either choose to be gay or that men can be born gay.  Nuh uh,  impossible.

Thanks to all the contributors. I was completely unable to focus at work this afternoon.
 
2013-04-03 07:09:33 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: ...and it's because of threads like this that I simply cannot believe any man would either choose to be gay or that men can be born gay.  Nuh uh,  impossible.

Thanks to all the contributors. I was completely unable to focus at work this afternoon.


I'm just slightly disappointed no BIE have been delivered. Sad panda. Fits along with my birthday 2 weeks ago where my sole gift was a card. From my brother. Yay for being an adult.
 
2013-04-03 07:22:34 PM  
bie?
eip

sorry for any reposts. boss still walking around and don't have time to go through all right now.

imagescale.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 07:23:14 PM  
1.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2013-04-03 07:24:17 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 07:24:59 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-03 07:25:00 PM  
I'm almost certain that 2MS works in a pencil eraser factory.
 
2013-04-03 07:25:38 PM  
1.purplecdn.com
 
2013-04-03 07:26:15 PM  
wordintown.com
 
2013-04-03 07:26:50 PM  
Goodness.
I love women.
So many delightful variations...shape, size, color...hair, eyes...
Happy sigh.


EIP, if it matters.
 
2013-04-03 07:27:13 PM  
media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
 
2013-04-03 07:27:49 PM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-03 07:28:30 PM  
Fake boobs are nice to look at, but naturals still feel better. Horse a piece
 
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