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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 510
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2013-04-03 03:29:29 PM
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2013-04-03 03:29:37 PM
To you "fake boob lovers":
You are a bunch of shallow bastard, but I guess you already know that.

Now, to you "real boob lovers":
You are a bunch of shallow bastards, and I bet you never even thought about it.

/boob lover out
 
2013-04-03 03:30:11 PM

Girion47: implants suck


If they don't wiggle when she walks they're fake. Its like making love to a woman with two fully inflated soccer balls on her chest

I'll have mine natural, thank you very much
 
2013-04-03 03:30:14 PM
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2013-04-03 03:30:52 PM
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2013-04-03 03:31:27 PM

d1zzy32: Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x726]

My god... I got goose bumps from that. She would put a HURTING on you. And you'd enjoy it.

/over and over and over...


Here ya go (PNSFW, brazilian cut bikini)
 
2013-04-03 03:31:29 PM
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2013-04-03 03:32:05 PM
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2013-04-03 03:32:26 PM

d1zzy32: MagSeven: Real or fake, big or small, MagSeven loves them all!
/breasts: the only reason to soldier on in an otherwise pointless universe.

Seconded.

I'd go even further though, and say that the pursuit of sexy ladies is the only reason for existence.

If I had Charlie Sheen access... I'd probably die.

/death by snu-snu


Tell me about it. I go to work, come home and have an on again/off again relationship that is usually more trouble than it's worth. Charlie parties like a madman, chooses women to bang like he's ordering out of an IKEA catalog and HE'S the crazy one?
 
2013-04-03 03:32:41 PM
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2013-04-03 03:33:44 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:34:41 PM
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2013-04-03 03:35:15 PM
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2013-04-03 03:35:22 PM
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2013-04-03 03:35:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: TelemonianAjax: I like her. She seems smart.

I really wish they would include the date time stamp. I'm not about to go back though there and figure out which one you're talking about. Tho, odds are I have more pictures of that woman


"There's only one biatch in the world. One biatch with many faces."

Thank you for brightening my day.
 
2013-04-03 03:35:57 PM
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2013-04-03 03:37:22 PM

d1zzy32: Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x726]

My god... I got goose bumps from that. She would put a HURTING on you. And you'd enjoy it.

/over and over and over...


This one (NSFW) would give you an ass-kicking and a stiffy simultaneously
 
2013-04-03 03:37:56 PM
Book.  Mark.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:38:06 PM
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2013-04-03 03:39:19 PM
Throwing away unfetchable URL FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
 
2013-04-03 03:40:01 PM
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/must work
 
2013-04-03 03:40:23 PM
awesome to get this thread on my birthday---thank you fark.
 
2013-04-03 03:42:15 PM

Gabrielmot: e.g. not a single guy in this thread would have turned down a night with Pamela Anderson when she had fake tits.


I'm going to call foul and say no.
 
2013-04-03 03:42:42 PM
Boobies. Boobies everywhere.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:43:23 PM
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2013-04-03 03:43:40 PM

gunther_bumpass: What's wrong with your FACE?


KMFDM fan?
 
2013-04-03 03:44:44 PM
Hmmm... First time in a while I have gone through an entire thread on fark...
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:47:03 PM
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2013-04-03 03:49:45 PM
justanothersumguy

Hmmm... First time in a while I have gone through an entire thread on fark..

What thread?
 
2013-04-03 03:50:25 PM
I can't wait until I get home and can peruse this thread unrestricted.
 
2013-04-03 03:50:26 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img9.imageshack.us image 696x934]

Not huge, just really really nice


Ooohhh... Glasses and turtleneck.

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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:51:42 PM
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2013-04-03 03:52:16 PM
Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...
 
2013-04-03 03:53:29 PM

bluefoxicy: Gabrielmot: e.g. not a single guy in this thread would have turned down a night with Pamela Anderson when she had fake tits.

I'm going to call foul and say no.


I'd have said no, but because she has herp, she's stupid, she farked a guy who farked half the planet, and because I have self respect, not because of the fake tits.
 
2013-04-03 03:53:57 PM

Banned on the Run: /must work



Jenna Webb

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magnificent
 
2013-04-03 03:55:47 PM
damn.
 
2013-04-03 03:56:38 PM
Oh hai guise, wats going on in this thread..... OH LAWD.

Damn you work for actually being busy today, won't get to post much but I will contribute a little!


NSFW

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SFW

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2013-04-03 03:56:57 PM

danfrank: So if I prefer natural boobs in whatever size to bolt on large implants that means I'm gay?

The more you know...


If you can hide your real desires and shame for 5 years, you might be gay. If you're desperate enough to get with someone even though you hate the way they look, you might be a raging pussy.
 
2013-04-03 03:59:40 PM
Jenna Webb super hot

Kathleen Tesori? even better!!

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2013-04-03 03:59:53 PM

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


You let us be the judges of that, little missy.

(IOW, Make with the pics, already!)
 
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2013-04-03 03:59:55 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:01:15 PM

Elegy: Oh hai guise, wats going on in this thread..... OH LAWD.

Damn you work for actually being busy today, won't get to post much but I will contribute a little!


NSFW

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SFW

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I'm dizzy....
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:05:46 PM

Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...


http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you
 
2013-04-03 04:06:29 PM

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

/must work


I'll bet she has a great personality.
 
2013-04-03 04:07:10 PM
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...bookmark? What bookmark?
 
2013-04-03 04:07:40 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 04:09:20 PM
All NSFW
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2013-04-03 04:10:27 PM

2MS: Flab: Oh, and DrJekel, please go one with the ethnic diversity training.  I think I need to research the subject a bit more...

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4888472592909489&pid=15.1 NSFW for you


Why did you post a picture of the San Onofrio Nuclear Power Plant?
 
2013-04-03 04:12:15 PM
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2013-04-03 04:12:33 PM
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