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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 510
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2013-04-03 03:03:45 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:05:04 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:05:39 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:05:44 PM  
I don't know what this guy's problem is.  They're always hot.

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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:06:20 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:06:23 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img132.imageshack.us image 500x667]


What's wrong with your FACE?
 
2013-04-03 03:06:36 PM  
I hate to derail the conversation by going back to the letter in questions, but Dear Abby gave the WORST advice EVER.

Let's review:  "Tell her you love her, but while many men find large breasts to be a turn-on, you actually prefer smaller ones -- to the degree that it sometimes affects your sexual performance."

How will this statement improve his situation or otherwise solve his problem which is that he does not find his GF attractive for whatever reason?  I can't even figure out what his is asking.  What does he want? Her to have surgery to have the implants removed? have small fake boobs? for her to put a shirt on? to break up with her?

 Let's do an experiment:
Go home and tell your wife/GF that while many men find ____________ (some characteristic she does posses) to be a turn-on, you actually prefer _________ (some characteristic she does not posses) -- to the degree that it sometimes affects your sexual performance.

Then call us from the hospital once you regain consciousness and let us know how it went.

/The advice should be that if you do not find your GF attractive and if your relationship is such that you could not come to have an honest conversation in 5 years you need to get out because the problem not her boobs.
 
2013-04-03 03:06:36 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:07:06 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


1.  TV is my best friend
2.  Too expensive
3.  No
4.  No
5.  Read?
6.  I do bike to work but not wearing spandex
7.  Wal-Mart sucks
8.  Smoking smells awful
9.  Ohhh, size matters alright.
10. Meh.

How was that?
 
2013-04-03 03:08:48 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:09:23 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:09:58 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:10:11 PM  

d1zzy32: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

Nope. You scroll through this thread and keep saying "daaamn.... DAMN!!!!" until you have to relieve yourself with videos. These threads kind of set the mood for me... the young, fit, black women pictures stole it for me.


Ahh, the old appetizer approach. Or in other words,"Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" .

/Interesting.
 
2013-04-03 03:10:34 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:11:09 PM  
Real or fake, big or small, MagSeven loves them all!
/breasts: the only reason to soldier on in an otherwise pointless universe.
 
2013-04-03 03:11:10 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:13:28 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img585.imageshack.us image 524x700]


I like her.  She seems smart.
 
2013-04-03 03:13:44 PM  

12349876:


I don't get the "Gay" thing. I am not gay, but absolutely think implants are sickening and a huge turn off. I would much rather have small breasts on my woman than those "plastic sex doll" things.

Of course, my current GF has natural GG cups...so it's not like I have to compromise.
 
2013-04-03 03:15:19 PM  
Clicky-link no longer working for some reason... Guess I'll GBTW
 
2013-04-03 03:15:23 PM  

TelemonianAjax: I like her. She seems smart.


I really wish they would include the date time stamp. I'm not about to go back though there and figure out which one you're talking about. Tho, odds are I have more pictures of that woman

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2013-04-03 03:16:14 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:16:49 PM  
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:17:08 PM  
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This thread makes me happy!!
 
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2013-04-03 03:17:09 PM  
Dear Abby, Penthouse Forums my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time...
 
2013-04-03 03:17:24 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:17:59 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:18:14 PM  

Banned on the Run: parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually

Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural

Access

ftfy

 
2013-04-03 03:19:14 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: d1zzy32: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.

You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.

Nope. You scroll through this thread and keep saying "daaamn.... DAMN!!!!" until you have to relieve yourself with videos. These threads kind of set the mood for me... the young, fit, black women pictures stole it for me.

Ahh, the old appetizer approach. Or in other words,"Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" .

/Interesting.


Shiat man... internet pron is an appetizer for real life ladies too. I'm working on this new girl, green eyes, and legs that go all the way up. She has small-ish breats I guess, but I haven't even considering it as a factor. But damn... every time I see her... honestly it's hard to talk when you're really frigin' horny.
 
2013-04-03 03:19:50 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Let me add a bit of color to this thread [i.imgur.com image 216x234]
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2013-04-03 03:20:33 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:21:15 PM  

luthia: Banned on the Run: parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually

Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural

Access

ftfy


This guy gets it.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:22:01 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:22:53 PM  
See.  Implants are always gross:

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2013-04-03 03:23:24 PM  

MagSeven: Real or fake, big or small, MagSeven loves them all!
/breasts: the only reason to soldier on in an otherwise pointless universe.


Seconded.

I'd go even further though, and say that the pursuit of sexy ladies is the only reason for existence.

If I had Charlie Sheen access... I'd probably die.

/death by snu-snu
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-03 03:24:06 PM  

Nadie_AZ: luthia: Banned on the Run: parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually

Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural
Access

ftfy

This guy gets it.


You're right. I can look at almost any of them, but my absolute favorite are the ones I can get my hands on next!
 
2013-04-03 03:24:52 PM  

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My god... I got goose bumps from that. She would put a HURTING on you. And you'd enjoy it.

/over and over and over...
 
2013-04-03 03:25:38 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:25:44 PM  

Girion47: drjekel_mrhyde: Let me add a bit of color to this thread [i.imgur.com image 216x234]
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Damn, I want more pics of all three



You want a little NSFW color?
 
2013-04-03 03:26:19 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:26:59 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:27:04 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Most guys care about, in increasing order of importance:
Size
Shape
Natural
Access


1. They exist
2. You are allowed regular access
3. That access is exclusive
4. They are a gateway to the Greater Mysteries

Size, shape, natural/fake, etc are only things you think about after you've had them for long enough that you start to take them for granted. $10,000 to a handful of sand says this guy was absolutely delighted with them for the first 6 months of his relationship.
 
2013-04-03 03:27:31 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Anybody who posts the same list verbatim in multiple boob threads also tends to:
1.  Have seen one set of boobs in their life, which happened to be big.
2.  Secretly fantasize about small-chested girls, but is afraid of owning up to it because they think it makes them a little gay.
3.  Not know what nipples are for.
4.  Spend a fair amount of spare time practicing the one handed bra unhook technique for the day it will finally come in handy.
5.  Think motorboating is the height of physical comedy.
6.  Took notes during the "bag of sand" scene from 40 Year Old Virgin.
7.  Has wear marks on the "Ctrl", "C", and "V" keys on their keyboard.
8.  Sides with Carlos Mencia in the whole Joe Rogan debacle.
9.  Repeats themselves a lot.
10.  Repeats themselves a lot.
 
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2013-04-03 03:28:08 PM  
There are an awful lot of boobs in this thread.  Also, there are a lot of pictures of women's breasts.
 
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2013-04-03 03:28:55 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:29:03 PM  
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2013-04-03 03:29:22 PM  

Banned on the Run: Girion47: drjekel_mrhyde: Let me add a bit of color to this thread [i.imgur.com image 216x234]
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Damn, I want more pics of all three


You want a little NSFW color?


I love non-torpedo tits.
 
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