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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 510
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2013-04-03 02:27:29 PM
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2013-04-03 02:27:34 PM
BIE
EIP!
 
2013-04-03 02:27:34 PM

2MS: [t1.gstatic.com image 174x289] [t3.gstatic.com image 304x166]
I find the wrinkles a little distracting, but it is possible to have a decent job.
Seems that we see a lot more bad ones, because some women attempt to do much more than is practical.


Some examples:

Tara Reid: Bad. Big scars right up front.
Jenny McCarthy: Good.  They looked natural during her Playboy photo shoot days.  Still looking pretty good now.
 
2013-04-03 02:28:24 PM
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2013-04-03 02:28:52 PM
Yuck, you guys are ruining this thread with all these boobs.  Would not penis, obviously those are fakes.  Gross.

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


heh, I get the feeling that many of them (not all, some are genuine in their preference) think they like small boobs, but they really just don't know what small boobs are because they don't get how sizing works.
 
2013-04-03 02:29:01 PM
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2013-04-03 02:29:13 PM

DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFW


I give up. Yeast infection?
 
2013-04-03 02:30:02 PM

nocturnal001: heh, I get the feeling that many of them (not all, some are genuine in their preference) think they like small boobs, but they really just don't know what small boobs are because they don't get how sizing works.


Or they just take in to much anime and think that DD is normal

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2013-04-03 02:30:15 PM

MrSteve007: drewogatory: Fake tits almost always look better in clothes than out of them. And unless you are a cancer survivor it screams insecure attention whore - stay far,far away.

Two instant "will-not-date" requirements for me: 1. She's a smoker. 2. She's got implants.

They don't feel right, look right, jiggle right, and about half the time, there's very gross scarring.


Sharp knees / below your standards?
 
2013-04-03 02:30:33 PM
Wendy's Chili: Diet Coke is obviously going to taste better than a naturally-sweetened, feces-based beverage.

I have only tried the former, but I would have to actually try the latter before I believe this.
 
2013-04-03 02:30:37 PM
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2013-04-03 02:30:43 PM
Banned on the Run for President '16!! You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2013-04-03 02:30:54 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFW

I give up. Yeast infection?


Tipped uterus?
 
2013-04-03 02:31:00 PM
Yesterday was topless Tuesday in my apartment, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2013-04-03 02:31:18 PM

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


Are you more interested in guys who like looks, or guys who like intelligence? I know which I like. Be sharply worded, and I'd pay more attention to you.
 
2013-04-03 02:31:26 PM

Void_Beavis: Sharp knees / below your standards?


all he cares about is tits and everything else doesn't matter?

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2013-04-03 02:32:01 PM
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2013-04-03 02:32:17 PM

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]


I'm sorry, but as a female with naturally large breasts, those just look painful.

Pushed WAAAY too high, too out, too everything. Ouch.
 
2013-04-03 02:32:36 PM
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2013-04-03 02:33:16 PM
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Small or large...I'm undecided
 
2013-04-03 02:33:38 PM
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She says that they are real
 
2013-04-03 02:33:42 PM

Banned on the Run:


Ok I lmao at the punching bag.

/what is this "subtlety" you speak of?
 
2013-04-03 02:34:12 PM
What a nice looking set of fakes may look like.

Maybe NSFW? I think it is safe, but not 100% of the work safe standard here.

http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/12/34536/77075.jpg
 
2013-04-03 02:34:28 PM
Real or not?   NSFW

Correct answer: Doesn't matter!
 
2013-04-03 02:34:59 PM
Peoples, obviously the April 1 copy was swapped with the April 3 copy.
 
2013-04-03 02:35:06 PM
Lollipop165: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]

I'm sorry, but as a female with naturally large breasts...


Go on...
 
2013-04-03 02:35:34 PM
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2013-04-03 02:35:39 PM

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


seriously... If the guy you are with is concentrating on another girl with fake tits on your double date, why are you allowing him a chance at continuing his gene pool?

Unless it's really just your insecurity, you really shouldn't stand for a guy treating you this way. It's not going to get better, he's just going to cheat on you eventually (if he's actually doing this).

Cut him off now and find someone who can't take their eyes off *you*.
 
2013-04-03 02:35:46 PM
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2013-04-03 02:36:24 PM

havocmike: You can really tell who in this thread has been with a real woman, and who has just tossed it to pron..


Not really.

I've been with a real woman, but still don't know what the hell I'm talking about.  After a few goes I started practicing avoidance because the experience is terrifying and I have no friggin' clue what I'm doing and too much social pressure.
 
2013-04-03 02:36:41 PM

steve_wmn: 2MS: [t1.gstatic.com image 174x289] [t3.gstatic.com image 304x166]
I find the wrinkles a little distracting, but it is possible to have a decent job.
Seems that we see a lot more bad ones, because some women attempt to do much more than is practical.

Some examples:

Tara Reid: Bad. Big scars right up front.
Jenny McCarthy: Good.  They looked natural during her Playboy photo shoot days.  Still looking pretty good now.


Brooke Burke had a pretty good boob job.

Mmm Petra Verkaik.
 
2013-04-03 02:37:14 PM
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2013-04-03 02:38:10 PM
ITT: we ponder over an advice column written by someone with no qualifications.

Regarding boobs, of course real is better. Plastic looks and feels plastic, plus you wonder what's so screwed up about the woman that she hates herself and its trying to fake it with hair dye, silicon and charm school tricks.
 
2013-04-03 02:39:06 PM
Obligatory:

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2013-04-03 02:39:11 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus for the win!
 
2013-04-03 02:39:32 PM

Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.

Nope.


You're going to log on to a computer and spank it to still photos? What is this, 1993?

/cause if it is, somebody please kill Dick Cheney before he's unleashed on the world.
 
2013-04-03 02:40:14 PM
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2013-04-03 02:41:12 PM
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2013-04-03 02:41:14 PM
YOURE GODDAM RIGHT THIS IS A BOOKMARK
 
2013-04-03 02:42:08 PM
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2013-04-03 02:42:23 PM
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2013-04-03 02:42:31 PM

ferretman: The Stealth Hippopotamus for the win!


I'm inclined to agree.
 
2013-04-03 02:43:46 PM
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2013-04-03 02:44:07 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img585.imageshack.us image 524x700]


I will give you a blank check for you to fill in if you can have this woman bathed and sent to my chambers.
 
2013-04-03 02:44:37 PM
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2013-04-03 02:44:43 PM
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2013-04-03 02:45:13 PM
gabrielmot - no, no - i am less insecure than the person with the plastic - the point was, it can be off-putting when someone has made efforts to suck the attention out of the room (for better or worse)
                   i'm okay with my date - he has a brain
 
2013-04-03 02:45:30 PM

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]


"TIT box"
 
2013-04-03 02:45:59 PM
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2013-04-03 02:46:07 PM
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