2MS: [t1.gstatic.com image 174x289] [t3.gstatic.com image 304x166]I find the wrinkles a little distracting, but it is possible to have a decent job.Seems that we see a lot more bad ones, because some women attempt to do much more than is practical.
letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years2. Drink microbrewery beer3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records5. Read books at Starbucks6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFW
nocturnal001: heh, I get the feeling that many of them (not all, some are genuine in their preference) think they like small boobs, but they really just don't know what small boobs are because they don't get how sizing works.
MrSteve007: drewogatory: Fake tits almost always look better in clothes than out of them. And unless you are a cancer survivor it screams insecure attention whore - stay far,far away.Two instant "will-not-date" requirements for me: 1. She's a smoker. 2. She's got implants.They don't feel right, look right, jiggle right, and about half the time, there's very gross scarring.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: You make the call NSFWI give up. Yeast infection?
parasol: farkette herekeep going, please, "real is ok" farkersi've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of itB cup - don't care, usually
Void_Beavis: Sharp knees / below your standards?
Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x998]
havocmike: You can really tell who in this thread has been with a real woman, and who has just tossed it to pron..
steve_wmn: 2MS: [t1.gstatic.com image 174x289] [t3.gstatic.com image 304x166]I find the wrinkles a little distracting, but it is possible to have a decent job.Seems that we see a lot more bad ones, because some women attempt to do much more than is practical.Some examples:Tara Reid: Bad. Big scars right up front.Jenny McCarthy: Good. They looked natural during her Playboy photo shoot days. Still looking pretty good now.
Nurglitch: buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.Nope.
ferretman: The Stealth Hippopotamus for the win!
The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img585.imageshack.us image 524x700]
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