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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 510
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2013-04-03 02:12:28 PM
I had a girlfriend with a boob job who liked to walk around the house naked.  Because I am not gay, I encouraged that behavior.

Also, from personal experience, women who had boob jobs just LOVE showing them off.
 
2013-04-03 02:12:41 PM

Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.

She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO

This is the unedited letter he almost sent.


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2013-04-03 02:12:45 PM

Snort: Look great, feel like shiat.


This. My gals got 'em but I love her so I deal with it.
There are far worse things than this.
They do look awesome though :)
 
2013-04-03 02:12:46 PM
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2013-04-03 02:13:22 PM
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2013-04-03 02:13:25 PM
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2013-04-03 02:13:27 PM
I see the Itty Bitty Titty Pity Committee is here.
 
2013-04-03 02:13:57 PM
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2013-04-03 02:14:30 PM
"from: NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADO"

Um, I will gladly take her phone number please, I am not a hater of big fake boobies.
 
2013-04-03 02:14:33 PM
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2013-04-03 02:15:04 PM
My room mate walks around with his huge nuts hanging out; farking disgusting
 
2013-04-03 02:15:08 PM
Luckily my wife has natural d's. your argument is invalid.

Fake tits are good if you had one lopped off or were flat as a board. Otherwise, the sensations you get and the reactions they illicit are much more valuable.

I wish more women weren't insecure dopes
 
2013-04-03 02:15:11 PM
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2013-04-03 02:15:11 PM
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2013-04-03 02:15:16 PM
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Throw a couple of nipples on those, and you can take her dancing.
 
2013-04-03 02:15:28 PM
Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
 
2013-04-03 02:15:45 PM
Count me a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Fan Club, or maybe not that small but not huge either. I once knew a woman who was an otherwise very pretty, petite lady but opted to get really large (like 38DD) bolt-ons. She looked like a caricature or cartoon image of a freakin' Barbie doll, and faintly ridiculous at that. I wouldn't call her an attention whore because she was a cancer survivor and had more or less lost her natural bust. But damn! I wish she'd have chosen getting a smaller cup size for the implants. Also, one of the implants broke open and began leaking inside of her, causing all kinds of health problems. She was a smoking hottie in many ways, but had a bad tendency to complain all the time, and a penchant for tattoos that also left me cold.

\much prefer my current, clean-limbed 34B GF. She's even sane and as good company out of bed as well as in.
 
2013-04-03 02:15:54 PM
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2013-04-03 02:16:04 PM
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That seems about right
 
2013-04-03 02:16:05 PM
Fake boobs are nasty.  They feel artificial when you squeeze 'em and the just look weird.

Of course, there are plenty of weird natural boobs but...
 
2013-04-03 02:16:07 PM
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They're LIES!
 
2013-04-03 02:16:14 PM
^^^

The above nipples were created in PS, and are not real.
 
2013-04-03 02:16:36 PM
Dated a gal with enormous real tits.  Looked absolutely *phenomenal* in a bra.  Once the the bra dropped...

GRAVITY

/never experienced fake set, would love to compare (for scientific reasons)
//any takers?
 
2013-04-03 02:16:51 PM
 
2013-04-03 02:17:03 PM
Nadie_AZ:
But I have known women who had offsetting sizes and felt awful about themselves. Getting those fixed would have been a wonderous and momentous moment in their lives. I don't blame her for doing what she is doing.

There is a nude model named Shay Laren with some big, lopsided natural breasts.  I couldn't care less about her lack of symmetry.  In fact I'd love to study the matter up close.

/link that Vince Vaughn motorboating GIF.
 
2013-04-03 02:17:06 PM

parasol: farkette here

keep going, please, "real is ok" farkers

i've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of it

B cup - don't care, usually


That sound you hear is the hit counter on your profile page going round and round :)
 
2013-04-03 02:17:27 PM
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2013-04-03 02:17:41 PM
I think the real point is that she got the implants before they met. He knew what he was getting.... He should be happy with what attracted him in the first place and STFU. Expecting her to change (surgically, no less) is ridiculous.

/Counter-point
 
2013-04-03 02:17:42 PM
banned on the run - no bie - but i snarfed at the request, ;)

lennavan - oh, i am aware of the "look at these" syndrome, she is a friend - "non-breast centric conversation" ftw since i can't show leg at the table with any class

thank you, farkers - much appreciation!
 
2013-04-03 02:18:07 PM
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2013-04-03 02:18:49 PM
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I find the wrinkles a little distracting, but it is possible to have a decent job.
Seems that we see a lot more bad ones, because some women attempt to do much more than is practical.
 
2013-04-03 02:19:04 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1285]
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That seems about right


I don't know what it is about women and braids, but oh man.
 
2013-04-03 02:19:10 PM
This is not a bookmark.
 
2013-04-03 02:20:36 PM
You can really tell who in this thread has been with a real woman, and who has just tossed it to pron..
 
2013-04-03 02:21:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img585.imageshack.us image 524x700]


This.
 
2013-04-03 02:21:04 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Luckily my wife has natural d's. your argument is invalid.

Fake tits are good if you had one lopped off or were flat as a board. Otherwise, the sensations you get and the reactions they illicit are much more valuable.

I wish more women weren't insecure dopes


Some women are with assholes who say things like "My boner would last longer if you got implants, babe." and they believe them. Plus there is an issue where breasts all seem to be categorised as large or small, with no in between. There's a lot of women who think unless they hit the D mark, theirs are small and inferior. It convinces women with 34C breasts they are flat as a board. C is medium and very proportional in most cases.
 
2013-04-03 02:21:14 PM
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2013-04-03 02:21:44 PM

OgreMagi: I had a girlfriend with a boob job who liked to walk around the house naked.  Because I am not gay, I encouraged that behavior.

Also, from personal experience, women who had boob jobs just LOVE showing them off.


This.
A friend of Mrs. Banned had recently gotten implants and was going to take her into the bathroom to show them off.  She turns to me and the wife and asks if I want to see them too.  I could not have been more uncomfortable if you took a car battery to my nipples.
 
2013-04-03 02:22:15 PM
Looks like I'll have to come back to this thread later tonight...
 
2013-04-03 02:22:19 PM
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2013-04-03 02:22:30 PM

buckeyebrain: This is not a bookmark.


Nope.
 
2013-04-03 02:23:38 PM
Pair of boobies, different sizes and not even ...


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2013-04-03 02:24:39 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus:


Are you going to NO ? I owe you a beer!
 
2013-04-03 02:25:06 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1285]
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That seems about right


SCHWIIIIING!!
 
2013-04-03 02:25:36 PM
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I think these are after she got implants
 
2013-04-03 02:25:40 PM
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2013-04-03 02:25:44 PM
 
2013-04-03 02:26:01 PM
Yes dude, you most likely have a penis. But, lookee here. You're a butt pirate and should probably be dating someone with the same equipment as you.

/gf has nice big ole titties
//boobie thread for hump day
 
2013-04-03 02:26:16 PM
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2013-04-03 02:26:52 PM
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