Nadie_AZ: DEAR ABBY: Before we met, my girlfriend got large breast implants. I think they're a terrible turn-off as I am very gay, but I don't know how to tell her. Should I try to overlook this because I love her and am a Republican state representative, or can I tell her the truth about why our love life is sometimes not so hot? I have known her long enough that the next step is marriage -- or nothing.She walks around the house bare-chested and obviously thinks I find her breasts a big turn-on. I have faked it for five years. What should I do? What do you think she would say if I invited my not boyfriend to join in? -- NOT THAT EXCITED IN COLORADOThis is the unedited letter he almost sent.
Snort: Look great, feel like shiat.
parasol: farkette herekeep going, please, "real is ok" farkersi've been thinking of skipping a double date this weekend over insecurity - her fakes in clothes outshine my own - its difficult if half the dinner party are focused on one quarter of itB cup - don't care, usually
drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1285][i.imgur.com image 450x675][i.imgur.com image 478x621]That seems about right
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HaywoodJablonski: Luckily my wife has natural d's. your argument is invalid.Fake tits are good if you had one lopped off or were flat as a board. Otherwise, the sensations you get and the reactions they illicit are much more valuable.I wish more women weren't insecure dopes
OgreMagi: I had a girlfriend with a boob job who liked to walk around the house naked. Because I am not gay, I encouraged that behavior.Also, from personal experience, women who had boob jobs just LOVE showing them off.
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