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(WTAE)   If you are approached by a drunk man giving away free cake from the cake boss, while hundreds are lined up to buy them a block away, remember: The Cake Is a lie   (wtae.com) divider line 33
    More: Amusing, Buddy Valastro, Market Square, Pittsburgh  
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2013-04-03 10:20:27 AM
as a person who lives in pittsburgh, they were not lined up to buy them.  they were giving away 10,000 cakes.  so i ask, how do you steal free cakes?
 
2013-04-03 10:32:11 AM

JMan245: as a person who lives in pittsburgh, they were not lined up to buy them.  they were giving away 10,000 cakes.  so i ask, how do you steal free cakes?


Lex Luthor knows.

/and that's terrible.
 
2013-04-03 10:32:16 AM
That's terrible!
/not obscure
 
2013-04-03 10:32:44 AM
But the frosting will set you free.
 
2013-04-03 10:35:53 AM
I was told there would be cake.

Dammit.
 
2013-04-03 10:40:44 AM
That's funny, because one of my co-workers was standing outside having a cigarette, and a random person walked up and handed her a cake. Our theory is that it was a pity-cake- my co-worker broke her neck recently and is wearing a neck-brace.
 
2013-04-03 10:51:08 AM
CSB: I actually live 3 blocks from the cake boss's bakery in Hoboken so I am getting a kick out of the replies....

Their cakes look nice but nowhere close to the best tasting. They used to have great biscotti, cannoli, lobster tails, all of the typical Italian pastries. They're cashing in, can't say I blame them. They have a line down the block all day long with the fat moms and dads with their kids clad in Abercrombie & Fitch who come from all over the country. Nice that being a Hoboken resident, I get to skip to the front of the line.

The point? Dunno, it's probably dumb to steal a mass produced cake that isn't as good as the average cakes they make fresh?
 
2013-04-03 10:52:42 AM

t3knomanser: That's funny, because one of my co-workers was standing outside having a cigarette, and a random person walked up and handed her a cake. Our theory is that it was a pity-cake- my co-worker broke her neck recently and is wearing a neck-brace.


It's the equvilent of those cones they put on dogs and cats after a surgery. The cone of shame.
 
2013-04-03 10:54:48 AM
Let me know when they start giving away ribs.
 
2013-04-03 10:56:35 AM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-04-03 11:03:56 AM
Chell is not going to be pleased about this

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-03 11:38:45 AM
I'm so confused. How/why do you "steal" something that's free?
 
2013-04-03 11:48:16 AM
But ... and, by the way, things were great for awhile. But then, what was happening was, that sh*t was going on all over the planet. Then we just used different desserts. They would tell 'em about sky cookies or sky pie or sky baklava. So, as each of these civilizations grew, they built ships, they'd go visit each other, and the one guy would walk off the boat and go, "Hey, did ya hear the good news about the sky baklava?" And the first guy went, "IT'S CAKE, MOTHERF**KER, YER DEAD!"
 
2013-04-03 11:59:32 AM
Marie Antoinette wanted for questioning.....
 
2013-04-03 12:00:03 PM
He stole four cakes. That's as many as four ones.
 
2013-04-03 12:15:07 PM

JMan245: as a person who lives in pittsburgh, they were not lined up to buy them.  they were giving away 10,000 cakes.  so i ask, how do you steal free cakes?


He was basically arrested for cutting in line.
 
2013-04-03 12:24:19 PM

picturescrazy: He stole four cakes. That's as many as four ones.


and that's terrible.
 
2013-04-03 12:39:58 PM
I'm going to need some grief counselling.
 
2013-04-03 12:43:59 PM

JMan245: as a person who lives in pittsburgh, they were not lined up to buy them.  they were giving away 10,000 cakes.  so i ask, how do you steal free cakes?


By unlawfully depriving their rightful owner of possession of his property.
 
2013-04-03 12:45:15 PM
How is a cake worth $27 unless there's a stripper in it?
 
2013-04-03 12:55:19 PM

lousyskater:


I thought of that the other week as I was eating a doughnut my coworker found.
 
2013-04-03 12:55:30 PM

usernameguy: JMan245: as a person who lives in pittsburgh, they were not lined up to buy them.  they were giving away 10,000 cakes.  so i ask, how do you steal free cakes?

He was basically arrested for cutting in line.


I'm sure it had more to do with his 3 outstanding arrest warrants.


/submitted better link
//shaking cake covered fist
 
2013-04-03 01:09:58 PM

usernameguy: JMan245: as a person who lives in pittsburgh, they were not lined up to buy them.  they were giving away 10,000 cakes.  so i ask, how do you steal free cakes?

He was basically arrested for cutting in line.


IN Pittsburgh?
That's like taking a lawn chair out of a perfectly shoveled parking space and parking there in the winter.
Jyinz is jaggoffs fer dwin dat.
 
2013-04-03 01:14:06 PM
www.themarysue.com


also related
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Two pieces of bread with 'something between them'? I don't think I'll ever order that off the menu.
 
2013-04-03 01:25:45 PM
www.newsgroper.com

What the (yellow) cake boss might look like
 
2013-04-03 01:45:10 PM

lousyskater: [art.penny-arcade.com image 552x768]


www.angryflower.com

Bob the Angry Flower, "The Flower Who Cried Wolf"
 
2013-04-03 02:23:09 PM
Police said officers had to calm fights in line after some fans attempted to jump ahead of others who had been waiting for hours.

Ugh. Priorities, people. You fight if someone grabs your woman's ass. You fight if someone spits in your face. You DON'T fight over crappy free cake*.

*unless you're like in North Korea or some sh*t... but not in friggen' America.

Savages.
 
2013-04-03 04:14:28 PM
"Police said officers had to calm fights in line after some fans attempted to jump ahead of others who had been waiting for hours."

What is it about something being free that people are willing to stand in line for hours to get their hands on it? I could understand if they were giving out free 50" TVs or laptop computers, but cake?

Every year there is a restaurant here that gives military members (active or retired) a free meal on veterans day. Every year its the same thing, line coming out of the place and snaking through the parking lot all the way to the back, the wait has to be 2-3 hours long. The normal cost of the buffet there is $12.99.
 
2013-04-03 04:43:01 PM
This is a triumph.. Making a note here, huge success..
 
2013-04-03 04:59:27 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com

//hot image
 
2013-04-03 05:53:43 PM
They're going to run out of cake at this rate.
 
2013-04-03 06:22:02 PM
"if someone asks you to take a free cake in Hollywood, that cake is a LIE"

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-03 09:09:38 PM
God I loved that game.
 
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